
Dis mah pwumber impwession! See mah butt?
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Dis mah pwumber impwession! See mah butt?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: splittycat via Advanced Lol Builder
dew NAWT turn dat watddur awn!
Congrats, jk2k!
*Wheelz in tray of munchable New Mexico nachoz adn a couple firkins ov ale for noms*
Sellybrashuns anyone?
Ale???? Naow u aer tawkin!
*Presents Anni with majik refilling pint glass*
*Also speshal virtual bangers adn mash, wif no fatz or carbs*
Dat sownds wundermuss!
*runsinlayte*
ohai ebberywun! fankees foar awl teh gud noms an ael! mmmm….
Congrats again on teh nawt sekond, jk2k!
wi fankyew ld!!
Yiss! Ai noe wat u meen!
Good balants, kitteh hazzit!
Yew crack me up!
LOL!
Ai is helpin.
Ware du deez fings go? *bat-bat-bat*
Whap! *Number elebenty biffledinked grommet goez under teh fridge*
Whutchu cawl dis fing? A snayke? *pownse*
*whispurrs* Be karefull, AngelPlume, 5 Eagles frows snaykes when yu is nawt lookin!
Whoe whoe stop bat-bat-bating stuff will ya. Now hand me dat wench.
Wich rench; teh leff-handed munky rench? Da cressen rench? Da vice gripps? B moer spec -spessif- ai gibs up!
*Wench fetchez 5 Eagles a clip onna syde of teh hedd* Watchowt who yu callin a wench, tehre, milad…
Rench? Winch? Oh … u wants sum beer? Yo, wench!
That was funny LMAO AP and Lung,tortiemon. I hope no one was offended and it wrench.
wachout! My kitteh noms shiny bits&pieces left around, especially if they are useful or necessary.
left around? mai kitteh loves plastic baggies. He wunce pulled a plastic baggie of screws out from unnder a pile and was batting it around teh floor. If he learns to open drawers, Im in trubble!
mai kitteh unplugs my computer cord to chew on it! He’z very devious. And I haff to put mai eerings away or he noms them!
sorry my lolspeak is not very good
Ohai, KaiEm! Your lolspeak is just fine! We are awl bilingual here so you don’t has tu use da LOLspeak iffn yu doent want to.
*estends floofy paw of frenship*, nicetomeetcha! Ai iz 3kom, welcum to Cheezland, da bestest plaice eber! Sorry dis so layte, butt(!) ai gotted here layte. Hope tu see yu agin soon!!
oooh, thank u, 3kom! *accepts floofy paw of frenship* nice to meet u!
Don’t worry, KaiEm, we awl started at wun stage and ai certainly didn’t get moar than wun lolspelt wurd into a sentence at that time. We lubs u no mattur wot! As long as u mayk nice contree bjooshuns to the thread, us is welkum! *extends feelur to shake hands wif KaiEm*
ohai, Upfi! thanx! *tentatively shakes feeler* I nevar met anyone wif feelers before! Ai has been lurkin for a little while, and now I’z lookin forward to, how you say, maykin nice contree bjooshuns!
Kitteh cloggd up teh drane.
Kitteh sez “you canz leeve da bafftub borked.”
Dere’s a bad moon risin…….
C.C.R oh hai FireRN1.
Ohai, 5 Eagles! How u be?
Ober Miami
….or iz it Alabammy?
Oh, no — iz Cleveland!
Ruh-roh! *…feels a song coming on…*
Kitteh iz teh pwumber’s uhprentis . *goes to table, scoops up munchable New Mexico nachos on plate, noms heartily*
Unmunchanable nachos? Plz pass da salsa, Joe.
Hims buttz ams brokded. Has crak in it.
*Wipes pepsi off screen*
Ohai ebbrywun! Fankies foar all teh wunnermuss burfday wishes on teh last lol!!! Yu iz awesum cheezfrends!!!
Ohai lobsorinjwins!!1! Happi burfday again aifinkso!!
Hippo birdees, lubsorinjwuns!! An manee, manee moar!
*mumblez gonna tri this agin, wordypoops!*
Hippo Birdees, lubsorinjwuns, an manee moar!! hopin yu hav a wunnerful dai!!
*shakin head, wich nao hurtz*
Fankies FireRN1!
Agh!! Mai taiping fingers has a tangloled! Sorri Ai mangled teh vowlols in yur naim, lubsorinjwuns. Happi burfday allasame!!!
Dats otai! Fankies foar the wishes!
Iz you having da fun on yer burfday?
Ai iz having da fun readin all teh messijs on Facebuk and on mai ICHC profyle. Ai werkd all day nd cleened 10 (!) toylits! Butt(!) ai had teh fun on Frydegg when ai went tu a concert ov mai fabrit groop, Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker. It wuz full ov win nd awesum!!!
Yeah! Happeh burday week!
Dats rite! Milk in nd make it last!!! Ai is sayin dat ai is thirty -mumble-mumble wif 10 years eggsperience!!!
Ohai, lubsorinjwuns! happies burfday 2 U! Frum 1 kwariuss to nuther; hoeps U haz wunnerful yere!
Fankies tortiemom77!
Good tu meetchu! *LOW offers floofeh paw uv fwendship*
Floofeh paw uv fwendship 2U2 and dansdansdans burfday dans! do si do adn aroun wii go!
kitteh duz NAWT haz plummer’s butkrak (oar byke rak)!
Plummer (|) Kitteh (*)
*snickr*
o teh vizooal uv dat!
mii Ѡ
o grayt! nao ai haz to go wash awt mai mynd!
heer, has sum braynebleech!!!!
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gud one!!
**Red comez in, shibberin**
Dat wind iz teh WIKKID!
Wen I growz up, I wanna be a howse-kitteh! Dey nawt haz to go owtsied, dey nawt has to clean dere own howse, dey nawt haz to go to werk. Dey has teh lief!
ai kowurkur ob mien wunce sed hims wantid tu be reinnkarnated az wun ob mai kittehs……..
Dat sownz gud.
I can be wun of ur kittehs, too?
ai wanna be a house kitteh tooo! all house kitteh has to do is purr and look kyoot ebery once ina while, and dey have it made!
**purrpurrpurrpurHACK HACK COFF COFF** hmm, have to practice the purring…
Afinkso Ai wuz a bad kitteh n a preevyus laif…..reinnkarnated as a lowur laif form hoomin.
♫ Der izz a haws in Noo Orleanz
Dem cawlz teh Rizing Sun
Itz been teh ruin uv mennee a pore tom
adn CC ai noze ai iz wun ♪ ♫
Kitteh’s name is Seymour – Seymour Heiny (!)
*SNERK* Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
The Heiny Winery – Owned and run by brothers Big Red and Thor?
Ewwwwww!!!!!!! Nawt want!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
We habs a sign at one ub de drugstores dat sez “Get your HINI shots” I ASS ume dey means da piggy floo….
*Suddenly craves Heinkkinz*
fo all that.. . . …hum…… .. . . .. .aim sure.. . .. ….. past bi hiar. … .. ……
Hei, thatz mah hairball, ah been lookin for dat for ages!
Hmmmmm. Down teh bawtm of teh posts fer teh toylit hewmer.
Had a plumber doing some work my house a few weeks ago. He took his lunch break in my kitchen … where I found him sharing his sandwich with one of my cats as it sat on his lap.
He’ll be getting my repeat business.