
I am her protector. Her friend. Her confidant. The target of her affection. You’re just her parents.
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I am her protector. Her friend. Her confidant. The target of her affection. You’re just her parents.
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so wutch itt !!
but wen ur dat age, its awl sew troo. *sniffs with sad memmries of kittehs gone before her* hao is ebberyone? i is feelin retty pleh today, morning sickiness startin tew creep in aifinkso!
Sowwee ‘bowt teh pleh – Ai wuz lukkee an aboidid dat. Mai huzbing had it insted!
ai wuz kinda hopin mai pardner wud have it in sympafee furr me…nawt lookin lyke dat gonna b teh cayse. sew i called work and said i wuddnt b comin in cause it wuz reelee bad mornin sickness.
{{{Zelkina}}} Getbeddersuun.
ty ozcatmum. did nawt help dat wen ai wuz tryin tew sleep sum of it off, the black furrball frum hell known as Chizel decided runnin down teh hall and jumpin awn my bed, then runnin bak an repeaten was a gud idea!
Sumtaims kittehs nawt fink ferst. Nawt teh SNAGs. ‘Tihs seemz laik fun – aill du it!’ ‘Oooh taht wuz fun. Aill du it agen!’
ai has a doubtfull mine ebber finsk furst lol
Tismornin mai 2 littlolest kittehs playin tag unner teh bed. Mai hubsbn nawt amyoosed. Ai heerd nuffin ob cors….. Snooorz.
Zelkina-sorry you iz not feeling well. May I offer sum crackers? My momma kitteh is sick too-she has croup, off work for rest of week. Hope you iz better soon!
STN!
yu kan bui me a cheezburger aniway!
bui two. She’s a gud minyun and can has wun!
Tree cheerz fer teh minyuns! Huzzah!
*Q tumbles into teh room, and picks herself up, dusts herself off, and does a quick – yet graceful – dansdansdans of celebration for the 3-way tie.*
*Spins and swoops over to teh tablol, on which she places cawfee, tee, fresh cream scones, and sordid jams and such*
Cheerz!
Oooh! noms! thx Q!
You are most welcom, Ani
oo! iz I near enuf to the top to share noms?
Noms ar fur ebbreebuddee, angelynx !! * If ai doan eet tehm furst !! *
* PB duz a dans … leff fuut, leff fuut, leff fuut, leff fuut … ai gib up !! *
Thang Q !! Teh majik woz taht yu did nut spil ennifing !! * Niec dans !! *
Si yu laytar (crocogaiter) !!
Nite PB. Sleepz well aihoaps.
u kannot match mai powerz of kyuut!
Are u new heer? Extends floofy paw of frendship.
I haz postid, but is nevva neer enuf to teh top to be notist by ne1…so I tanks u =) *accepts floofy paw*
oo! iz I near enuf to teh top to share noms?
nuff noms for ebreebuddee, angelynx
***skratches out repeet powst an takes yummee scone & cawfee*** tankee so muchly!
Ohai angelynx. Naids naym. Ai bleev we haff nawt met.
*extens floofy paw in welcuming to Cheezland un*
*Cras-takel ento Angellynx* Ohai! pleez tu meet yu! *bounds oof wit e scone in hiz mouth*
*chases down kitteh to skritch floofy earz*
Silkee Liddill Purrz
Bawkz choaz Liddill Preittee Wun
ober awllllllllll uddurrz!
Silkee Liddill Purrz
Bawkz choaz kwikklee andz well. Can
habz Napz enneewayr!!
Silkee Liddill Purrz
Bawkz keepz Mawnsturrz away frum
Liddill Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
WIN!1!
Byoodiful Jack. Ai layk ur potery. Fanks.
Beyootiffle, Jack. *sniffle*
*passes Gremlin a tishoo* Ohai Gremlin. Hao r u? Ai dint see u fer a wile.
mai eyez, dey r wachin u sew bhav urselfs!1!
All 3 of my kittys have been watching me over me,now that I’m much much better,they can relax in another room (on te bed) But for 3 years they were right beside me purringpurring even the shy one who lived in the closet was right beside me and allowed me to touch her~then decided she liked to be petted so now activly asks for tummy rubs!!
Happy dansdansdans for all who are better and even for the morning sickness!!
Hooray furr feline “much much better”!!! *dansdansdans*
Kittehs awlwais swwm 2 noe wen dere hoomins nead cumfertin an aer rite bisied us lubbin us.
Arrghh! Muss ‘member 2 reed b4 pressin “add” shud be “seem” nawt swwm!
Swwmed fine tu mii!
oooh tankies fur dansdans dance…but i nawt think dat b gud idea furr me tew do! lol
Her lubbs me. Nawt u. Go way.
She will be mah hooman. I will be her kitteh. Teh tales of all of whut we duz together shall be legendary in yeerz to coem. . . .
ai dunt fink teh tayle of cleenin the littur boxes will be quite sew interrestin…
Mebbe we leaves that part owt, kthx! But we tells teh tale of teh dreams we dreamed together, teh foes we vankwished, teh adventshurs we had. Oh yesh, and teh lub; moar than ennything elz, teh lub.
Taht be sum buk! Ai layk tu reed it.
wen can has buk plz?
An teh moobee? Hoos gonna bee teh leed aktoris? Katrin Hepbern?
ooooh yess! an it can be cawled “wun girl an her cat”
lol keeps it furr ww then africat!
‘as long as eets played bai reel kittehs an nawt teh CGI-”kittehs” eet wud bii a HIT!!! Wut wud bii a gud title?
All teh president’s kittehs.
Bii mai hooman, pweeze?
Cat’s delite!
D…
De tayl ob two kittehs
Ebberywun lubbs Kitteh
Frends (forebber)
G…
Gotta go to sleep nao butt(!) hab fun compleeting tihs.
G’nite peeps.
Ackshuly, I wuld lyke teh buk and movie too, kthx!
This kitteh remynds me of teh kitteh in teh movie Cat’s Eye, co-starring with a verreh yung and kyoot Drew Barrymore. Is ackshully a set of 3 short storehs, linked together via teh tabbeh-qat. In teh final storeh (watch owt: SPOILER!) teh tabbeh-qat is a hero, and sayves teh liddlol gurl from a smawl kreechur that invades her bedroom (mebbe is a gnome or troll). YAY for teh kitteh-hero!!! And teh krowd hollered: HOORAY!!!
ooh hero kitteh! We lubs hero kittehs!
fo prite wun♪ humm. . . …… .. . .. .. .. . ……… ….. .. …wun!……. … … . …
Off topik, jus kwiklee:
Here is linky to vidyo of Puppy Bowl VI! Yay!
(Paste into browser plzk)
animal.discovery.com/videos/puppy-bowl-vi/
Linky to Kitteh Halftime Show is also on same page. Plz to clicky sekkund. Kthxverymuch!
whyle i does nawt agree wid kittehs bein put in tew posihuns lyke dat, cas dey awl didnt seem berry cumfurrrtable, dey were awl berry, berry cuyte!
I got nothin on this lols.
That cat can breathe? ..
just checking my bluness and abatar.
ur picture is cool! bffl <3
And if you tries to be her boyfriend, your really in for troubles!