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Stop, no I don’t want to try on the matching pants.
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Teh swetter iz moar dan enuff
If I can’s has teh nawt-seconds, can I has teh nawt-second congratumalations fer u? A dans-dans-dans meybee?
purrhaps sum noms an bevvies tew?
Ohai Natasha, iz u noo heer? *eggstends floofy paw uv frendiness*
yay! moar floofy pawz! Hillo! How duz u do? Iz kinda new….
Wud you like sum hot chawklit an cookes wit me an Annipuss?
taht sownds yummie, fank u!
Thx ND! Ai doan’t fink we haz met b4. Plz assept mai paw in walkum.
Yay! I lurvs paws uv frendinesses! Kinda new… jest getting teh hang of it all….
Tanks fer teh welcoms!
what kinda noms and bevvies? I makes nummy hot chawklit! Wif cookies?
Ooh yiss plz!
*takes teh cookies out of teh ovin an starts warmin teh creem*
Num nummies!
ohai natasha! *extends floofy paw of frendship cubbered in scotch egg crumbs* nice tew meet yew!
ohai Natasha! ::extends paw of freendship:: I iz fairly new too, but iz always nice to meet new kitteh lovers. Mai I offer you a cup of coffee or tea?
*happy dans-dans-dans* Sew nice tew meet evrybody!Halow Zelkina and Bostoncat! *shak bof pawz*
Cheezland sur is frienlees!
Howdee, ND! Welcums to teh lollest plaes dere is! Wee lurves new peeps an yur lolspeek is verrah gud!
Hai, Natasha dans-dans-dans! U dans berree preddeee! Ai cumz truh here frum taimez tu taimz an sees whaz duins! Glahds ta meets sumun hu ken dans-dans-dans so predddee!
plz….not teh polka dots…anything but dat!!!
*5 eags grabs zelkina and puts the polka dots pant on zelkina and runawaywithquickness*
omg…gets it off gets it offf meeee! *wails like a small child*
**grabs 5eagles, puts polka dot sweater on him, runsawaiwifachortle**
revenge is sweater lol
Snerk!
Ha …revenge is served better cold? (Klingon proverb). Takes off sweater puts it on Phat Cat and then 5 eags runsawaywithquickness.
Oh noes! I bin wearin this skritchy thing awl day! Geddit off. Geddit OFF!
Ai likez dat!
Ai is awlreddy waerin a byootifull furr cote!
an matchin pants!
floofy wunz!
Don’t post dis red carpet pikshur! Jone Ribbers iz gonna skewer me on Fashun Police!
Beddur teh skewer frum JR den teh schmooz aifinkso!!
True dat!
Jelly bean toe pads!
SPLORT!
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
I haz nawt seen CC handul a splort in a waiyl. I fink the lemun waddur and rekubburee lownj iz noo. Duz it stil karee teh cyoot ridkkshun sugnlassiz?
::traiz nawt tu snikur at teh sordid paystreez. Sew skanduluz::
Oh fankyu, BF – Ai’ll sayve teh pays trees til ahfter mai swim.
*splish splash*
Wun kitteh went to swim,
Went to swim teh Channul,
Wun kitteh an her rubbah duck
*kwak*
Went to swim teh Channul!
OHAI LOLDemon!
Teh rekubburee lownj iz axe shoe alley teh Hed Splort Recovery Ward. AKA HSRW, wich iz, az yoo may remembrr, in teh LOLSpital, an has teh big pikshoor windows luking out unto teh Princess Mu Meadow.
An adjascent to that iz teh OutDoor Cafe, wehre yoo can sit an enjoi teh refresheing beverajes an tasteee deezerts.
Ai think we reelee, reelee REELEEe need a Cheeztown/land map! We hav so manee Bill Dings – menee peeple dont eben noe what iz where. SOON, ai think – ai mite start a list ov awl teh Bill Dings ai noe – an uther peepl can halp!
The sunglasses ar ober at teh TY Boo Teek.
But the CCC still duz hav awl nein varietees ov Scotch!
teh CCC sumtymes carriez teh Happee Goggie Gogglez tew filter owt teh cayute. An whoo cud fergit Maus’s Joo Janta reely lawng naim sunglassis fer teh sheeldings…
Oooh, bluesfan, ober stoofed bebeh pengwin iz nise tuch!
DIY kaliko.
Iz nawt sew grayt, akshulee.
Ai dunt kair iffen gramma wurkd awl wintur awn dem…dew nawt want!!
But. . . but. . . deer kitteh – she will CRAI if yoo dont ware these. Yoo dont want to maek yur gramma, hoo luvs yoo, to crai, do yoo??
*wif a sulkiniss*
Noe Maam. Butt cahn ai taik it awf az suun az she goez hoam? *powts*
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Hawkay, a deehl! U warez wen she cumz, an dohn say aneefing bud naice stuff bout it, and wen sje leebns, u ken tayke awf and habsa treet!
ai is surrprized dey manajid tu git teh swettur onn teh kitteh.
*in honor uv LuvBJones, toe pad danse inventur*
Inky inky toe pads! Pranse pranse caper caper!
*joynes in*
Inky inky toe pads. Pranse pranse caper caper!
*joyns teh pransepransecapercaperdanse*
ai lubs teh inkyinkytoepads on wite feets!! sew KYOOT!!
Me 2, Me 2! Inky inky toe pads! Oh caper! Oh prantz!
That color tooootally clashes.
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Deh swedder soo hevvee kitteh fahlded obber an kent stahnd UP!
I fink kitteh is on back so he can use bunneh kick of doom to dislodge sed sweater.
Id laike tu see hihm in de maching panz!
Ize nivir go shoppin wid u agin
Tukkseedo Kitteh
amz purrrrr~fecktlee dresst. Nawtz needz
enneefeengz atz awlllz!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
dux nawtz wawntz Bayjj Sweedurr. Itz
clasheez wiff himz fur!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
willz slips owtz ub Sweddurr wyle
himz Prittee Wun sleeppz!!!
Jack.
an teh Sweddur will suddenlee bee just yarn again.
Mebbe “Tuxedos-R-Us” giv Kitteh rong colur tux for teh winter prohm.
Aifinkso, TT. Kant emaginin dat brown goez wit teh blak tukseedo kitteh.
*latently nabs deh fresh kookee an skampurrsawaiwitaspeedee*
Tanks, Natasha Dee!
*waves floofee paw of frendleeness*
Yesh!!! Kitteh duznt want tu clashhe wit hiz datte!
*extends floofy paw of frendship*
Ohai TT! *taiks floofy paw uv frendship*
Makes kitteh luklaike a callee-cowh, aifinkso!
Black jelly beens wif pointy ends delishious to schmoo butt (!) dangerus!
Is having the grilled cheese tasting. Yew are orl invited. firstest we starts with the pretenshus littel cheddah wit the haunting blackberry scent and pert aftertayst….
thens we moves on to insolent edam wit the hint of smoldering insoosionce….
you tri?
gri…..grill……grilled cheese tasting?! *swoons* *somehow manages to hold owt plate wile swooning*
*puts swooning couch under bluesfan473.
Heer, lemme hold dat plate fur ya. *takz plate* u luk week. wun’t want u tu dropping ur grilled cheeze sam itch.
nom nom nom
Mai sammich!! AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Maaaaahm! cweenmj stole mai sammich!!!
*skweezez AfriCat*
*joynes in teh skweezing ov AfriCat*
*skweeze skweeeze skweeze*
Butt. . .ai dont heer ene skweeks!
cheez?
*ears perk up… eyes glaize ovur*
plz… taek me to ur cheddur….
yesh, pleez take me to all your cheezes!!!!
**wipes drool off chin**
Ooohhh Yesh, adorable Smudgie. Edam am one of my faborites!
I fink a naice gouda wiv cumin seeds on nine-grain an a liddol pickel relish wood bee good. Em the onlee won in my famblee who lieks it; any Cheezpeeps wiv me on this one?
how you like it grilled?
Medium rare, fanks u! An a frosty Newcastle Ale to go with, if you wood bee so kind
!!
Howzabout a sampulling ov bree wit teh sordid froots? An ai finks a smawll grilled cheddur wood be tastee.
*whaps 5 Eagles paw az he starts skoopin up AWL teh grilled cheezez*
Ai lub gouda wiv cumin seeds but ai can’t get it heer enny moar. Aifink Ai aer teh ownlee purrsun in TTI hoo lieks it!
Then you muss come to visit me in San Francatsco, and we’ll go see Rick at the Cheez Store down the street. He has the everything!
random akts of cheddar, FTW!
*skweezes* AfriCat
oopsy! lemme moov dis upthred….
Fankees!
exmoor bloo – i tinks you will likes its intoxikating aroma of dekadence wit hint of logan berri ….
ooohhh, i luvs bleu cheeze!!!
*nibblenibblenibble*
FangQ adorable smudgie!!!
Coeur de Camembert au Calvados …has walnut garnish and the appol aroma…
*runs in holding a plate*
Oui oui oui! I can has? See vu play?
heer yews are…. do yews want the grill soft and dreamy or firm and and rumbunchus?
oooh pleases may ai have a bit orf….um…hmm….nao wich one dew ai hab? cant hab teh soft or blu veined stuffs cause of bebbeh……anny surgestions!
*wispurrs to noeone impartikular* Ai had NOE ideea dat teh cheez was so adjuctive-able! It taeks on a life uv it’s own!
Hey!!!1! *no longer wispurring*
Teh cheezez ar runnin off an dey hab skwirrlgrrl!!!!!! OHNOES!!
wait, wut? hoo has me and whare is I going??
Sum ov teh rumcunchus cheez iz tryin tu runoff wit yu!
mmmm… sawft and dreamy, plzthx!
I has some cider here too that I think will goes nicely wif… u wants some?
Yum- yesh ai do plzthnx!
Mmmmm…..bote sounz sooo gudz! Ai wunner ebs ai kan has furm an rambunkshus?
Sounz GUDDD!
Ai knoze a naice hawsie named Smudge. Ai dohn no ebs he laiks cheeze, butt (!) he duz laike tu wawk wid his hed way, way daun so deh bridull fahlz four wurd an he ken playz wid de biht. His jawb borz him!
(sigh) i has to go away fer a little while as my hooman come home and has fallen down stares… pleese to be passing rownd cheeses wyle i sorts him out…
oh deer. get your human up so tehy can serve more cheez!
Ai pass rownd mai faborite baked bree wif buttertoasted awlmonds sprinklold on top en served wif freshlee baked frwench bwead wif applol slyces onna side *tummy grumbulzs n rmblz wail watchin bree baks*
Nok nok.
Hoo’s ther.
Orinj
Orinj hoo?
Orinj yoo glad yoo didn’t try to put teh pants on heem too!???
Dis maked me LOL.
Wate . . . iz dis joek poysin???
Dis kitteh lukks liek mah bebbh wens Ah puts da bee costoom on hers.
Her ses: DO NAWT WANT! >:)
Its Katie deh kitteh frum Glogirly! YAY, KATIE!
Sweet cat