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so yu did!
awl the kitteh gurls will be admirin yu, ifinkso!
W00t!!! Carosue!!! U b habbing deh fur vest frum Last!!!!
Altho I du wunder if there is a meening heer I is missing. I don’t kno nuffin abowt gun shows!
Bois calls der muskles “guns” so showin dem off is a “gun show”.
Blink…blink. Dey DO? Koff, koff. I do wunder why dey wud do dat. So, tehy ar just sittin arund and wun of dem tosses off hiz shirts and yells GUN SHOW! And awl teh odder guys go “Are yu insane, it iz teh Freezin in heer,” but du to peer pressure dey awl do it anyway an den wun of them wins an dey awl gets to wear teh shirts again?
Hmmm, yea sorta. Ai’ve eben seen shirts dat sai “Free tickets to the gun show!” wif arrrows pointin at de arms. Ai gess its da peaco… erm… birdee wif da fansee tail in dem. (ai don wanna get modrated!
)
“Wai?” u asks.
Kuz dey am boiz!!! Awl dat tess toster ownz makez dere mussklolz strong adn dere braynz week.
FTW!!!!1!!!!!!!11! :ROFL:
Wel, ai nebber hurd ob it !! Tehy bi luukin in teh mirrar tuu mutsh (at teh jym) juss liek greke miffology nd Narcissus !!
Tehre ar uvva wurdz tu corl tehm, butt(!) ai woant yewz tehm
* No, ime nawt jellus !! Mussels mayd in teh jym mene nuffin !! *
Mussels mayd in teh see mutch bedderer.
Ohai PB.
Ohai OCM !! * Isle bi bak laita, k !! *
ooh yesh – wif whyte whyne, leeks, shrooms, bacon and cream….
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Noe moar tess toster oan in MAI hows ennee moars – HA!!! (Sry, Bob.)
Sine tiffik studees hab shoan dat brayn sells wil nawt thraiv in teh prezzints ob tess toster oan. Is troo.
“Gunz” spec- spessi- spessifick – aw heck, meenz teh “BYSEPS.” Adn kitteh lukz SEW much liek leprekawn, 2! Ai gree wiht Mitts.
o ai iz glad to noe it jus mean byseps. All kinds of icky pikshurs goin trew mah head… *…blushes…*
I fink kittehs should jus stick to comparing dah pointy ends, aifinkso…
Ai dint kno eevver. Mai age, letz mii show u it.
girlz ken has gunz, tu!
Too tru catena butt (!) we dont habs tu sho em off laik de bois, at leest nawt so obb… ovio… so in yur faise
.
Wii just is klasseeur dan tew show dem orf in yr fais. Bezids… ifn wii no shoz dem off, mins underayts us eezeeur.
Ai is pritty gud at teh paw-resslollin tu.
ai r strawng!! see awl mai musslols?
Oh yesh kitteh, yu iz da stawng. Iz day why yu run and hyde wen da doorbell rings?
:snork:
* Handz cween teh tishew wif lolshun. *
For some reason, I can hear the Cowardly Lion in my head.
“Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back.”
Oh yes, mii tu!!!
“I’ll fight you both together, I’ll tear you both apart!”
Ai bees a lyon nots a mowiss!!!!!!
An dis maded mee fink aboot da MiteyPython skittle wif da nite dat gets awl heem bodily parts cutted off butt steel keeps fitin — teehee —
“tis onlee a flesh wound!”
Kom bakk yew kowerd, ai biet yur laigs awf!
…bai a wisker!
mai musskulls. let mi shoh dem tu yu.
Goggie, ai chalenj yu tu a bout of fisticuffs!
Ai am a mestur ob da pug-stalistic arts!
Dis kitteh be trying owt to be da next leprekaun at Notre Dame, aifinkso! You go kitteh! You wud be my fabrit leprekat!
Aidontfinkso dey wud wanna be de fiiting kittehs tho…
eben ai wud chere fur dem den!
We will tayk awl da fans we kin git!!! Besydes…aifink it be RILLY hard to taklol a kitteh…dey be so qwik an teeny an dey has da FEARSE!
Dey wud hab tu wach owt fur unessissaree fluff-ness!
Hay – da more fluffier dey iz, da higher da splort warning goes. I must admit, I wud love to see awl ub da USC team go *splort*. Mehbeh we cud akshully win then! *has a hoepful*
Duz Cheezland hab a skool? drgnfly wuz cloze, ‘Teh Fyting Kittehs’ cud be a grate skool maskot!!
@@@@@!
adn teh fais paw!
Oh noes…is you a trojan fan? (if you is, dat be otay… USC is just a beeeeg rival ub owrs)
noe….Yukon!
*whew* Yukon had a gud see-son dis past year considering everyfing dey went throo. VERY curr-age-us team! *nods solem….solumnlee….sol….. nods agin*
Wii has teh fitin kittehs! Dey iz cawled Yoonibersitee of Kintukee.
PLEH!! Gators rool, wyldkats drool!
Donut mayk me has to come beet yoo up!
I haz ur address now, ya kno.
Member, dey bii twu Gators heer.
Pfft. I’m nawt askeerd.
I got teh CHIKKIN MAN awn my sied!
I’ll destaked hyme wif a steak sammie.
Yah, wutebber.
**Red comez in, luukin lyk sumfin BC dragged in**
Az if drivin in Lexington wuzzint bad enuf, I dribed in DOWNTOWN Lexington – durin RUSH HOWER!
**starts tremblolin……agin**
Wuzzit snoeing? Wi haz wite owt kondishunz when ai dribed tu wurk todai.
Not snowin yet, butt iz comin, no fanks to Texsis!
hay!! I in Texis! wud wii du tu u???
Itz ben raining awl day heer. PLEH!!!
Teh pleh wevver dats comin to us iz comin frum down dere!
Cween? I’m confuzzlold agin. I thotso yoo wuz in Loozy-anna.
Wii re-locaytinged last munf.
Ware in Teksis iz yoo at?
How long yoo gonna stay?
Wutz it lyk? Izzit nyse?
Iz teh wevvers abuv freezin? Ifn so, can I come bisit?
wii iz in Jaxunville, Tex. gonna b heer fur anuzzzer week, den wii moving tu Terrell, Tex.
Deh wezzer haz ben pleh. clowdee adn rainy adn mizzablol. iz in deh mid 40z during deh day, and down in deh low 30z over nite.
**goes to luuk at map**
Kewl!
Yoo shud go say “Ohai” to Dan (himz neer Ft Worth) an gibs him a birfingday schmoo!
O yu pur bebbeh
, seh sez (frum a plaes nawt lieklee tu seeing eebin 30F foar weeks an weeeks tu cumin.
Hmph.
Yabut, deh motorhome duzn’t holding deh warmz like a reel howse duz. it gitz down tu 50 inside overnite. If wii randed deh furnace at nite, wii wud run owt uv propane in three dayz!!! Deh pipez haz frozed wunst awlredddy dis winter.
*tuks sawft cheezpeeps map blankee arownd n arownd teh cween*
*maeks shur dere’s an opening so her can breev*
Brrrrrr!! Fibe yeers agon, ai spendid tu munfs (Nov an Dec) inna regler hows wif noe furniss – 50′s coaldur dan yu’d fink it wud bee, iznit?
*hands teh cween sum kwilts, speshlee cuberd wif mennee insoolayting layurs ob kitteh hares*
Mebbeh dees wil halping tu kiip yu warms?
Hay! Tahts a temprichure ai noes – 30…..o ….you meen 30F, doan yu….
Hai awl yu guyz in teh cawld. Ai am sendin teh warms tu yu now. *finks hard as tu how can mayk a smialolee wif teh warm* ???
{{{{{cawld peeps}}}}} wif teh sunshaining.
thanks OM!!
King Winter can goes hoem naow mefinks…
cween, pleez bii keepin yur pleh wevvers der. I nawt kan taykes ennimore wifowt gitten a snow dai!
Yah, an iz gotta tayk a Hailuva sno foar teh gub’mint to shut down!
Yeah, but (!) yu haz da 15th off down’t ya?
Nope. No moar dayz awf until Gud Friedegg, an dat’s onlee haff day.
Yu shud cumin libs in VLC – wii startin tu getting ‘Famblee Dae’ foar holleedae awn teh Febree 15f+/-. Nawt shur ifn it bees foar sellabrayshun ob, oar reecubberee frum, dough. An foar doas ob us nawt werking (atta jawb, ai meens – ai stil moastlee funkshunal, soart ob) is jus anudder dae.
Dat not twoo furr da federal goobbermint in DeeCee!! Dey habs Sno dais alla tyme!!! Da patent offise wuz da klosed onna Fried dae cuz ub da sno. Nawt sure aboot toodae …
I finkso wii haz to has elebenty-hunnert inchiz of snow befoar teh state to cloze down!
yep — dem federal pattent guys bee da woossis
Ifinkso DC haz elebenty hunnert inches uf snow. Myne neice libbes just owtsyde DC and shii posted sum pics. Kant get her car owt kause da snow iz up tu da bumper, metro is shut down. BRRRRRR. Dew Nawt Want!!
I finkso LCB sed hur gottid 18 inchiz.
**still luukin foar rulur**
ummmm…. not gonna say a werd…. nope, not mii!
**Runz tu Nawty Barn!!!
Okay, I’ll say it “WOW”
:mr green:
I betys da guy had sum priitty big guns!! (amung utter fings!!)
Why dat nawt werk?
:mr. green:
hmmm nawt beecuz ub da peereeud …
Dat ett — no spacee a tween da Mr anna da green!!!!
Elsa_Mama – Dat’s a problim I wish I cud get rid of.
u putted a space between mr adn green. needz tu run tugezzer mrgreen wif deh colonz
wut? yoo gots too much spaseee a tween da Mr. and yoo??? Iffin heem rellee had 18 eechins dat spasee wood nawt beez a problemo ….
Foar wun fing, I nawt haz a Mr!
me neether!!! Nawt furra berry berry berry berrrrryyyyyyyy long tyme …. *sigh*
Yu don tink LCB jest braggin, du yu?
*heads fur teh NB*
da wood bee alla wae up bai her hart!!! ooowwwweeee, ifinksew!!!
*walks toward NB* Hmm, sownds lyke wii awl gotted sum cabin fevver.
sum kinda feeber eenneewae!!
I lyk dis kinda feever!
Dis prollee a gud tiem tu let ebreewun noes wut teh YNG du in der spair tiems. Jus skroll abowt haff wae doawn teh payj here.
EEEWWWWWW!
*hands Red an adult beverage and a trey ov sordid cane..kana..snackees*
Ai’m soooo sorree, will yu be OK? Blankee? Sooper softee pilloz?
Kin ai get yu anyting?
Oh fankess, FireRN1!
I finkso I will tayk teh blankee, pillowz, an a adult bevridj, plz.
I nawt lyk stoopy traffik!
Yu juss now gitten home?? Wow, musta been bad. Atleast it wuz tunite and nawt tumarrow. Wii iz supposed tu haz da snows tumarrow and tumarrow nite.
I gottid hoam arown ate-fortee.
I thotso teh storm wuz comin tonite! Bill haz confuzzlold me.
Rownd elebenty or midnite. Ifinkso, mita changed by now.
we suppozed tu be gettin 2-8 eenchez 2nite, but (!) ai lervs deh sno.
**goez to luuk foar rulur**
LMAO!! Wii wimmonz cannawt “eye ball” inches. Lyke it’s owr fault!!
**gigglols lyk skool-gurl**
Dat sownz dirtee….
OH, lyke yu nawt telled mii da joke in da nawt sekkund playse!
MOI???
:shocK:
Dey gots de heet turneded up hai in the NB, mayhaps we awl cud go.
Woo-hoo!
**singz** Iz gettin hawt in heer….
Put yur klothes bak awn!!
No wanna!
Ifinkso I gonna gow put awn my flannel gown. It’z cowld in heer!
OMCC, Ifinkso my puter iz dying!
Red be appliin furr ta werk azza YNG!! ifnksew!! Kin yoo iron red???
I nawt kin iron at awl! Ifn cloze haz to be ironed, den I nawt buy dem!
* 911 *
Yas Wii needs sum YNFs at teh NB Stat. Wai U ask? Cuz teh tub iz getting tu hawt!!
**red goes streekin arown Cheezland**
Nawt to luukin, Ethyl!
“but itz too late!!! Shii’z awlreddy ben insenerized!!!”"
Boogedy boogedy!
I lub it!!!!!
Butt (snerk) it wuz two laet! Her awlreddye bin moonded!
YAY FTW!
Fang Q, mai cween! Ai lubs meh sum Ray Stevens!
Iffn yu kin be heer on wedsdai we be gettin sun an 60 degreees. Yu kin stay inna ekstra rum wif da kittehs
.
Okay!
**paks bags an kittehs**
Ai hab an air matrss but aifink de kittes mite chaynj dat…
Dey nawt reel gud foar teh wattur beds, eevur.
Hao manee kan stai wit teh kittehs? Ai’ll bring enuf gusheefuds fur dem.
YAY!! 60′s, still alittle chilly fur mii, but (!) I kan come tu? Pleez!! I’ll mayke dinner and bring gushifuds. 60′s meens I ownli hazta wear tu layers uf clothes!
Oooh, um, ai betterer czech wif de phlonquais! Hee mite nawt like a slumper pardee.
Gud luk, red. Wii has 8 tew elebentee inches ub snoes hear in Minnesnowta, and has to dribe konpleetlee across the citees tew get tew werks nao (from Mounds View to Burnsville, fur does that wants tew check eet owt)
Cats are becoming too human
dat wud bii bad fur kittehs!
“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” …..Mark Twain
Moar Mark Twain kitteh kwotes:
h ttp://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html
(mynd teh gap)
Hu nu he lubed de kittehs so? Lubed the qwotes catsablanca!
Dis kitteh haz sew menny muskles it maed hiz tael fawl awf. Poor kitteh!
Aifinkso him iz jus laying awn himz own tayle.
Wii cn onlee hoep. Ai no him nawt manks but wii hav lotsa manksies roun heer. Musta ben sum veree hansom manks daddeh thez heer partz long ago aifinkso. Dey ebryware; no tayle, part tayle, ebry cullur U kin magine. In da howses, in da bak alleyz; dey’s ebryware. On da cowch, showin off da gunz….
ai lub manksies. ai always has one. dey are strong and fast and funny
Cepin yu loozed ur tayel.
Congrats to dasmudge on the kapshun!
Nyte Awl Cheezfrends!! Iz tyme fur da kittehs tu have their gushifud treets, and mii tu seriously study da bed. Beems uf wellness tu yu awl!
‘Nite, 3km!
Feed dem bebbehs.
Nyt, 3KM
gud sleepeez!
**pokes hed in**
BDM!
I wuz finkin abowt yoo 2day! Hoap yoo doin gud! Miss ya!
SCHMOO!
**slinks awf to bed**
I lift cheezburgers ten times a day
I’m off to Petaluma
it’z Jerzee Shoar kitteh
WOW! We have exactly the same cat and couch! With the same manners and craziness!