
I burnt 2 calories! I can has cheezburger now!
but i haz arobiks in twunty minuts
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I burnt 2 calories! I can has cheezburger now!
but i haz arobiks in twunty minuts
Picture by: Kathryn Caption by: sleep1937 via Our LOL Builder
Eggsirsize maeks u hongree
Eggs, sir … size?
Jumbo, ob korse! Wiff baykun adn cheez!
An green unyins! Yummies!
Ai went tu seeing mai nayburr wut moovd awae las Ottum, an seh tuk mii owt foar eevur dinch oar lunner (tu laet foar lunch, tu erlee foar dinner). Ai haddid sumfing teh cafay cawld ‘Eggs Czar Nicholas’, wut wuz a tipe ob Eggs Benny Dix, ownlee insted ob Canayjun baykins, der wus smoaktid sammins *drool* unner teh powcht eggs, an teh HollyDays sos haddi lemming an dil innit. Wuz skrumshus!!!
Sownds super-nommilishus! Ai lubs teh sammins!!
conSaintululations, annipuss! you and Angelplume are inna tie.
the ChaCha Crawfish from N’Olns are ready to sillybrate!
♪oh win da Saints
go machin in…
*passes around plates of
Andouille laced jambalaya
Beer, Dixie -”cuz dere’s nothin moar N”Olins dan Dixie Beeyah”
Craw Fish , boiled in spices
Darn good gumbo i made just t’other day
Etoooofay
F…
Fankeez, sweetpea!
Frenchie fuds frum dat syde ob town
Gumbo, gumbo, adn moar gumbo
Hot spysee stuffs (ai nawt frum N’Orlins)
I…
Innersint liddol crawfishees, cukkt an serbd wif budders
Jumbo crawfishees, pls tu seeing abuv
Kant get enuff ob dem crawfishees
L…
Lundin broil
Muffaletta
N’awlins syyle poboi- wif shwimps
O…
Oh so larj drinkies (mebbe Hurricanes?) frum teh fronsch kwarter
Po-boiz, moar and moar of them!
Quite tastee benyays frum teh Cafe du Monde
R . . .
Remoulade
S…
S’moar crawfishees
Toadlee skrumshus crawfishees
Unlimtid mownts pb crawfishees
V…
Vat is vid awl de crawfishees
Wants moer cheezburgers
X
Whew! Tyme foar a napperz.
Wayk meh up wen teh cheezburger dun.
AI wish It wuz dat Easy
i burnded two calrees, i kan haz sniff ob cheezburger
So pritty kitty no ned to loose wayte!
Congarats Annipuss an AngelPlume. Does need “AP” initials for nawt seccund?
lol – yeff, is a dubblol AP!
Fankeez fur teh congrats … u is ryte akross teh bay frum meh, yeff?
Ai is in Martinez.
Thx CJ!
Dat’s rite! San Francatsco is the beeg lumpy citee to yer west and Marteenez is whare the famous drinkie-poo was invented and whare the beavers bild dams, rite?
Yupperz! Ai wented daon tu see teh beevurz – deyz kyoot!
Teh town wuz tryin tu figgur owt whut tu du wiff dem, sins dey bilted deyr dam in teh kanal dat goez ryte fru daontown. Ai nawt shoor whut dey desyded (aifink deyr still deyr), but we gots sum eggstra fluuding wiff awl teh rayns we had lass munf bekaws ob dem!
Dat’s thu problm, but they are so kyuut! I hoeps they get to stay, but eff my Kitteh Kat Cafe wuz on flooded Main St. I mite has a diffrent opinion. A toast of martooni to naybors! (Butt [!] I reely lieks a Manhattan better even eff it is East Coastie.) Whut’ll u have?
Papa growed up awn teh Eesty koast tuu (Noo Jerzee), so he knoz awl bowt fings lyke Manhattin adn sno adn stuff. Ai wuz bornded heer (Papa fownd meh in hims garaj wiff mai siblinz) so ai doan kno nuffin bowt dat.
Ai is nawt much ob a drinkur, but ai lykes a margareeta sumtymz!
Adn ob kors chokklit martooneez ar awlwayz welkum!
(Teh martoony wuz orijnally teh “Martinez Speshul” tu teh 49erz)
A toast tu gud nayburz, adn awl gud cheezfrens!! *klinky glassiz*
Come shovlol mah snowes and I gives kitteh menny cheezburgers!
Aifink datz a littlol moar eggsersyze den ai had in mynd.
*stretch-yawn-snugglolintutehpilloz-zzzzz*
Be a deare nd hand mei teh towel, wuld u? I iz schwetty!
ew. *hands trolling tom shamwow*
Adn dey awl moobed ober awn teh bench.
ewweee…i can sees sweat puddlols!
Alissis Restrawnt ref?? (Tentatiflee FTW?)
Teh groop dubya bench. (yupperz!
)
U is mai insispirashun!
Such a beautimus tortie! Silkee and sleek. WANT!!!
dis is a marbel bengal, aifinkso
Yess, seems a little longer-bodies den most kittehs. Does a bengal have a speshally silkee coat? Luks liek it. Fanks for the info, and naice to meetcha!
sew mush wurk tu keyps teh kittehish figyur.
Ai stil gots mai gurlish figger, it jus bees hebbillee catmowflahjed rite nao.
Ai nawt ‘fat’, ai libs in VLC an needs teh insoolayshuns.
Ur floofy!
**sigh** ai nows what you mean, nicewitch!
*sighs wif yu*
Jus finks ob teh insoolayshuns valyoo.
If I burns 2 kallurees, I shud get 2 cheezburgurs, rite? Rite?
nawt if you want tu keep that kittenish figger keshet wuz talking about!
Hmm, duz u reely want teh wun-kaluree cheezburgers?
Deyr eben smaller den teh neerly-bytesyze Wyte Kassul fingeez.
Yumz, ai takez a kupple-ov-baggs ful ov dose wun-biet wytekassul burgers wif da nommie fryed onyonz…
Sounds good to me
If onlee wuz dat ezee, kitteh.
Onlee taykz liek ten minnits (oar les) tu eet cheezburgr. Y it tayk elebinty howurz eggsirsize tu bern awf cheezburgr?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kalicat, MikeyMusic, Adamsorsey, an Agave an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj cakes wif lemmin glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an tehn to burn of teh kalrees frum the party goodies we haz neon glo-in-teh- dark jumpy ropes, super-fansee shiny silver sneekers, remote-control Abdominators©®™ to making thoze situp reely eezy to do, stylish eggsersize clothes taht makes evreewun look size ekstra-slinky, kandee (cawz after all taht wurkowts yoo deserbs a treet!
) an soft ‘n’ fluffy yogga mats for
taking a napdoin yor yogas. an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kalicat, MikeyMusic, Adamsorsey, an Agave!!!!
**snuggles on floofy yoga matt**
zzzzz…..
*tayks a glowin jumpy-roap*
*puts a super-shinee sneekur awn eech end*
Otay, roap … Jump!
*nuffin happins*
Jump, ai say!
Hmm, aifink itz borkd.
*taykz a yoga matt, unrollz it*
*gets intu twisty-luukin but komfy pozishun*
Zzzzzzzzzz
Tanky, burfday fairy! I B newbie who joyned yestiddy 4 mai own burfday butt commentz got eated by teh werdpeepz ntil today. O wel, wuz Sooper Day ennyhow, wuznt it? So glad teh Santz wun teh gaem. Maek us all feel gud in R hartz. Dansdansdans 4 evrbuddy WHO nedz upliftin. (Did someone say “uplift”? How dare you suggest…)
O hai, tortiemom77! Happytails birfday to U! *awfers floofy paw uv frenship* Niec to meetcha!
O hai, KCTailkinker! Floofy paw backatcha! Not sew gud yet at wayz aroun websiet, taekz tiem. Tryin 2 find “Member Map” wut iz on heer sumwerz, saw it wuns. Iz “KC” 4 “Kansas City”? R we naybirz?
Yup! U gawt that rite, babes! Wii iz nayburs!! KC for Kansas City or as Kanthath Thity!
Cuddaben “kitty cat” but taht B 2 comonplaes. S of J-town, heer. (U no J-town?)
Ohai tortiemom77 Walkum 2 dis happi plaes.
U will fynd awl sorts uv yoosful infermashun aw teh cheez town cryer
at ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (doan’t ferget 2 cloes teh gap bitween teh ts!)
Ohai, annipuss! Now, _U_ B my reel insis-insis-pirashun – U alwaeys in teh not-2nd spot! Eben newbie liek me no dat!
Tanks, annipuss. Ai new ai saw it soemplaes. Tiem 2 go hoem & do teh chikkn supe numbr. Wil luk taht up laetr.
ohai tortiemom77!! happee burfday a day late!! yesh, sumtimes weerdpress haz to nom teh noo commints to maek shur yoo iznt a spam, then forgits to hork tehm bakk up. but heer iz a spesul swish ob teh burfday wand just for yoo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
an yoo iz now added to teh Offishul (but Far Frum Compleet) Burfday List!!
oh yesh, an speeking ob teh uplift, teh grabity not being burfday fairy’s frend, haz to habbing teh underwire wings. iz a payn.
Ai luk at it dis way: SooperDay maed it wurld’s bigest burfday party, aifinkso! Peepz just nawt nowin tehy selabraytin Crone Day wif me, 2! Saentz marchin; sparkleez wavin, happy katz eveyware allatonce! Woot! Woot!
U n me, we bite ol grabbity in de butt soemtiem, eh?
Mai majic wand B borked sos ai bery happee U waved urs sew gud! Tankee agin!
Tortiemom77–Welkum an happitail birfdeh. Tihs wey yu kin strech awt yr birfdeh!
Ohai, Meezer Mom! Tankee 2 U, 2! Birfdeh start las weke and it stil goin, U’s rite!
Chezland hab sew menny nies peepz! It gud 4 Ndorfinz!
AND frys! Extry-larj order, kthx! Anna milkshayk? Dubbil-chonklit!
Lol, dis cuud bees mii. Teh speerit bees willing, butt teh flesh bees week.
ai gibes up awl teh excermacise aaaaaages ago! ai has bettur fings tew do, like luk after growing babeh in tum tum. and tew fink i was upsetted dat id put on weight over catmus!
Yer pryorities are all in ordur! Hoep you ar feelin good as babeh grows. Wen is the blessed event expected?
Yes DK, I knowz yur pain. Ifinkso tu myself, I gonna start walkin again, and maibii even get intu running…………then I git home from wurk and run tu teh couch.
*staggers from exercise* Puff! Puff! Ai fink ai iz dun! Ai did 2 oar 3 exercises! Puff! Puff! Ai is dun, aifinkso!
Kitteh luks laik he jus nokeded the close off de handlols, so conbenient fur dryin yur delicats!
Maek dis fing go fastur teh cheezburglolur iz gedding awai.
Ai jus wants kitteh to tells us where to gets dose 2 kaloree cheezburgers! Ai wants to eet dere!
Boo-dee-foo kitteh!
OMG, that’s me! LoL