♫ Mai fud bowl emptee *da DAOW da daow*
An ahm sew sad *da DAOW da daow*
Iffen u doan fil it suun *da DAOW da daow*
Ah’ll haz tew hurt u bad! *da DAOW da daow*
♫ Let’s talk litterboxes *da DAOW da daow*
Man, mines reeks, peeyew *da DAOW da daow*
Iffen u doan scoop it soon *da DAOW da daow*
I’ll has to use ur shoes *da DAOW da daow*
Now all we needs is parrothead wif her harmonica solo.
♫ Now lets talk bout your boyfriend *da DAOW da daow*
You think he’s heaven sent *da DAOW da daow*
But he doesn’t like the kittehs *da DAOW da daow*
Time for a little “accident” *da DAOW da daow*
♫ Now lets talk bout playthings *da DAOW da daow*
Because u’r quick to blame*da DAOW da daow*
When I destroy ur belongings *da DAOW da daow*
But to me it’s ALL fair game *da DAOW da daow*
♫ And then theres your old doggy *da DAOW da daow*
Lets talk about that *da DAOW da daow*
When you’re not listening
He says your butt looks fat! *da DAOW da daow*
♫ And whut’s with this dry kibble *da DAOW da daow*
I need varieties *da DAOW da daow*
Plz to serve something diff’rent *da DAOW da daow*
Like a burger topped wif cheez *da DAOW da daow*
♫ Now I’m singin this song *da DAOW da daow*
Givin my six-string a strum *da DAOW da daow*
It’d be a whole lot easier *da DAOW da daow*
With an opposable thumb! *da DAOW da daow*
♫ Yes I’m strummin’ that ol’ six string *da DAOW da daow*
Playin’ kitteh blues musics *da DAOW da daow*
I can play this song for hours*da DAOW da daow*
Use my pointy endz as picks*da DAOW da daow*
♫ Yeah we’re some talented cats *da DAOW da daow*
You know you want our CDs!*da DAOW da daow*
Only Elebenty ninety five *da DAOW da daow*
Call the operator please *da DAOW da daow*
(they’re standing by, baby! you know thats right!)
*puts ice skate on one foot*
*puts roller skate on teh other foot*
*KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH*
O noes!!11! I forgot about teh spiral stairs!
Lissen. I was just following Q.’s directions. Somebuddy tells me to skate over someplace to hear good musics, I’m gonna skate over there. Teh directions sed nothing bout not skating in teh libbing room.
*Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Hay, dat’s me! akshoooly mai boi-sun wuz rumtumtugger for hollow een wen he wuz 3 or 4. Ai’ll have to luk up teh pics. Wuz be four teh digitlol cameras wuz populor. Ai lub this song.
Kritic kitteh!
iz kritikal!
Congarats anni!
Thx BF!
mambo mooches to you!!
wud u liek sum caek and cawfee ??
Um thx Nenne … Aifink! (sowwee wuz lawng tiem anserin – had 2 do sum pleh howsewerk!)
critic lol kitteh is critical
Spiidy Anni at teh tawp agin! Corn-cat-chewie-elations!
Hawt choklit and cukkies awl arownd.
I just gotted bak frum a wawk awn teh laik adn kneadz teh hawt bevridje!
♫stray cat strut ♫
dere, dats bedder!
GMTA!
is frum cats – the meowsikLOL!
is purrrrrrfekt!
Strae kat strut!
Doin the blues!!
>^;^<
*da DAOW da daow* (Muddy Waters riff)
♫ Mai fud bowl emptee *da DAOW da daow*
An ahm sew sad *da DAOW da daow*
Iffen u doan fil it suun *da DAOW da daow*
Ah’ll haz tew hurt u bad! *da DAOW da daow*
*clappity clappity*
♫ Kauz ahm a kat!
Ai spell K…A….T! ♫
A lil Sundai blooz frum wun uv teh awl tyme grates!
♫ Let’s talk litterboxes *da DAOW da daow*
Man, mines reeks, peeyew *da DAOW da daow*
Iffen u doan scoop it soon *da DAOW da daow*
I’ll has to use ur shoes *da DAOW da daow*
Now all we needs is parrothead wif her harmonica solo.
♫ Now lets talk bout your boyfriend *da DAOW da daow*
You think he’s heaven sent *da DAOW da daow*
But he doesn’t like the kittehs *da DAOW da daow*
Time for a little “accident” *da DAOW da daow*
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A….T!
♫ Now lets talk bout playthings *da DAOW da daow*
Because u’r quick to blame*da DAOW da daow*
When I destroy ur belongings *da DAOW da daow*
But to me it’s ALL fair game *da DAOW da daow*
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A….T!
♫ And then theres your old doggy *da DAOW da daow*
Lets talk about that *da DAOW da daow*
When you’re not listening
He says your butt looks fat! *da DAOW da daow*
(yes he does! all the time!)
And I’m still the KAT!
I spell K….A….T!
♫ And whut’s with this dry kibble *da DAOW da daow*
I need varieties *da DAOW da daow*
Plz to serve something diff’rent *da DAOW da daow*
Like a burger topped wif cheez *da DAOW da daow*
That’s whut I’M talkin’ ’bout
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A…T!
♫ Now I’m singin this song *da DAOW da daow*
Givin my six-string a strum *da DAOW da daow*
It’d be a whole lot easier *da DAOW da daow*
With an opposable thumb! *da DAOW da daow*
(yes it would!)
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A…T!
♫ Yes I’m strummin’ that ol’ six string *da DAOW da daow*
Playin’ kitteh blues musics *da DAOW da daow*
I can play this song for hours*da DAOW da daow*
Use my pointy endz as picks*da DAOW da daow*
But I don’t take requests.
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A…T!
♫ Yeah we’re some talented cats *da DAOW da daow*
You know you want our CDs!*da DAOW da daow*
Only Elebenty ninety five *da DAOW da daow*
Call the operator please *da DAOW da daow*
(they’re standing by, baby! you know thats right!)
Cause I’m a KAT!
I spell K…A…T!
I’m a natural born kat!
*high fives BF473*
high 5 LCB! Nice jammin with you!
*skanpurrs awf tew see Mommacat*
Clappity clappity! Yay fer BF ‘n LCB! Wut a purrfect morning ta sing teh blues!!!
Oh, yesh! Floofy pawz clapping wildlee!! @@@@@@@@
wundermus!
Bravissimas! Teh mowst ossim toonage- capshuring troo kitteh angst!
Kitteh noez gud mewzik!!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
amz beeg Byrunn Settzurr fan.
Stawrrtuddz wiff ‘Stray Catz’.
Kitteh awllso lykez
‘Foartee Wun Murrcurree Blooz’.
wiff full oarkesstra!
Kitteh beeg fan ubz
‘Cayrravan’ 4 itz floweeng
leed gittarr andz hoarnz!!!
Jack.
kitteh saiz ‘this am my favrit moosik, you no takes!’
myne! awl myne!!
Skate on over to madcatmusic.com to hear some very good blues!
*puts ice skate on one foot*
*puts roller skate on teh other foot*
*KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH* *KLONK* *SWISH*
O noes!!11! I forgot about teh spiral stairs!
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*uzez red caip tew parashoot daown teh staircaise*
*puts floofy pillolows awl ober teh floor*
Oh noes! LCB! Nyce sayve, BF! U iz laik SuperKitteh wif teh red caip!
doen yu has LAWTZ awf snoe tu kushyun yur falz?
Not in my living room!
Butt(!) yu wuz skatun een yur liffen rum????
Lissen. I was just following Q.’s directions. Somebuddy tells me to skate over someplace to hear good musics, I’m gonna skate over there. Teh directions sed nothing bout not skating in teh libbing room.
STN
skayt dere AWL yu want. Jus figgard dere mite bii snoe adn EIS???
awsum uke/harp combo!
“Dis cee-dee has ‘Teh Cheezburger Song’ onnit!”
Does it has this one?
Dat is sum goood fump!!!
Plai “Cheezburger in Paradise”, plzkthx!
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Kitteh iz Nyooarlunz phan!!!
Dere b lotz ov Nyooarlunz phanz todae wehn teh Sayntz goe marshing n tew teh Sooper Bwol.
It iz bein showd awn teh BBC frum 11pm fur fibe owrz! Ai fink Ai wull hab 2 gib it a miss.
yu has noh tayst. kitteh’s tayst is impi…impekk…kitteh has gud tayst!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Thank u so much, Nennepus
Now I can hear the kitteh’s music!
CK here again. I thought I’d help this LOL along with an upbeat, cat-related selection for this “Blast From The Past”.
Oh, CK, fanks! Ai gotted tew meet Terrance Mann, teh orijinul RTT frum Broadwae, nd hii singed prat ov tihs tew mii!
Hay, dat’s me! akshoooly mai boi-sun wuz rumtumtugger for hollow een wen he wuz 3 or 4. Ai’ll have to luk up teh pics. Wuz be four teh digitlol cameras wuz populor. Ai lub this song.
Mah kittens lyke Muse – doan know why
iz Miely Cyrus? ew..
iz Meowly Cyrus? ew..
eida wae!
mebbee sum Cat Stevens?
My cats: That music, you call “Rammstein”, I do not like it.
Wooooot!