Note to self: when she asks if her butt looks fat, LIE.
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Dat’s teh saefist fing 2 do
Hai deyr, gorjuss.
Fansee meetin u heer … duz u kum heer offin?
*luuks at obber LOLs* Hmm, ai gess u duz!
*wunders hoo AP meens*
U luuks mahvelous, darlin, simply mahvelous! *whew*
No, da black is very slimming.
Its teh whyte splotch on ur tummy dat maykz u luuk fat. *runs*
Hay! Get back here, you! Wear’s dat mullet mallet?
adn fine bedda plais tu hiyd.
Yeff, dem toofurz is akshully goin fru teh bawx (yikes!).
You iz nawt fat! You iz jest fluffy!
Wat biiig teef u haf, Gramma! An sharp!
Little Red Riding Hood ref!!
Oh Hai, Hamsi!!! Am u noo??? *extends floofy paw uv frendship*
Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
Its a foar wai macramae! Dansdansdanshappytayldansin ….
Kukatuuulatoins tu awl!
>^;^<
eep!
ur not fat… ur just overly plump : 3
Pleasingllee plump
Well rowndid!
zaffteeg!
Whut here in Yorksheer we calls “A tidy armful” Dis is a GUD fing!
It’s gud to have a liddlol “junk in da trunk”.
Iz insulation!
u nawt “overwayt”, u “undertawl”
Luuk – itz a six-fuut kitteh! (run foar ur lifes!)
mefinks ai rezemble taht remark….
*ahem* Teh ‘plitiklee kirekt’ turm bees ‘vurtiklee chalinjd’. Ai noes dis cos dat’s wut dey sed abowt mii in O[nawt beri]hai skool. Offin. Waaaaaee tu offin.
Ohai eberybodee. Jus runnin froo afor ai go to werk.
Tihs is awlso waht they say abowt me! In fakkt ai haz teh picchur at mai werk wot sais abowt teh undertawl. Sadlee it iz troo. Nawt a tidy armful – abowt teh weelbarrer…
Ennyways, haf a lubberlee dai in Cheezland.
Yis, burtiklee chalinjd
Uv korse ur in shaip honey, rownd iz a shaip affer awl!
*note tew seff…neggst tyme dew nawt maik fortress uv hyditude owt uv kardbord*
*snerk anna haff!!*
‘Foartriss ob hyditude’
*snerk summoar*
Adn deyrz teh kikkoff! (go Saynts!)
ooooh! ai haz tew admit ai cuddnt kair less bowt teh super bowl…butt it mus bee tyme fer teh puppeh bowl awn animlol plannit! ai luv taht! haz a guud nite frends, tew teh splorts fans….ai hoap u teem wins. boff uv tehm!
Wayt?? Wut??? dere’z a futbawl game tuday??
Soupur boal iz lofe ub bred wif soup init, rite?
mmm….. dat sowndz nommy! I’ll taking twu, plz!
yesh yesh!! Go Saynts!!
Wair duz u wanting dem tu go?
mebbe dey shud go tu
Albania
Bali
Chicamaugwa
Denmark
E….
Ebberlasting faym
Futbawl hawl ob faym
Grate game faym
H…
Hoo boi, yedda nuvvur futbawl gaym
Iznawt mai fayboaritist fing, kan yu tell??
Jus doan maek teh hyooj mess inns telibishun ruum.
K…
Kizzbeckistan
Lithowanya
Marchin in
N…
Nowhere land
Outback
Portlnd
Q….
Quinzee, Ill
rane al day plais
Sam framsisco
Trukistan
U……
Qweensland (she cn hazem – Ai duzzint wannem)
Red China
Sascatchawon
T…
Q-bek
Rome
S….
Uzbeckeestan
Venize
Washin Ton
Yackeemah
Zoo, teh
Zone, End!
31-17 W00T W00T!!
Mai hubbycat adn Ai gow owt tu dinner during teh SuperBowl – restirawts pretty emtee, serbis usually gud.
Careful driving home!
Awlreddy home, saif adn sound! Dinner wuz nommalicious.
sumtymes wi muss lurn fings teh nawt eezee wai.
Unless ob coarse youz married to Sir Mixalot.
Cause, yous knows, hims cannot lie.
Mus gets awflee tyurd, stanning awl teh tiems.
Mebbeh ifn hii oyld hims spoasdlee bendee parts?? Jus teh sujeschin.
Well if himz mixin he haz tu stand ob corse. ‘DJMixalot’
oh, luk!! dis LOL b bai Winnie-Wonka!!!! Yay!!! Woot!!! w00t!!! Winnie!!!
WHOA! Her haz bin favorited a GAZILLION tymes! ai am humbled!
an heer ai wuz so prowd uv my twelve fabritings!
`i love it i wish my pets were that funny hahahahahhahahhahah soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and i love the cats sooo pretty
Oh that is so cute, and so funny!!!!! You have a great sense of humor! Congratulations on the FP’r!! -Mary Jo
Hay, wat ams happeninz wif blak n wyte kitteh mouf? Is hims eating fru teh box? Is hims mad at ornj kitteh?
Ai finkso jesh.
Aparently teh blak wun said otter did luk fat!!
*ree awlizes is far tu layte to convey annii needed info, butt (!) cannawt helpz self*
This actually made me almost spit my coffee on the screen, lol.
What a great picture! Luv teh teefs gooing thru teh bawx,
An v. grate capshun.
Madez me LLOL (teh extra L is “literally”)
LOOL, Zombie =ppp
i lol’d XD
her teeth are sharp