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Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
Muss hab bean a gud wun!
U gots urseff a gud wun deyr tuu – solo tawp spot!
*dans-dans-dansinawnasunnyday-dans-dans*
Thx AP! Grate dansin!
*dans-dans-sliponteheiswhoops-dans *
Tee and shawrtbreads, anee-wun?
Ai’ll pass, thx. Ai juss put mai dinnur in teh ubbin – doan’t wanna spoyl mai appy tite!
It wuddnt happin tu be *gasp* baykun cheezburgers agin, wud it?
Nawt 2dai! Jacket baekt pataytow wiv cheez 2dai.
An it smellz liek it’s neerlee redee! Bai fur naow!
i hoped nawt teh bakun cheezes my faintin prevenshun skills r rusty!
Awww, u did grayte, zelkina! Fankeez fur teh reskyooz!
wi cans ad bacun an cheez tu teh baykt potaytoes iffen yu wunts.
o.O and corm and sour creem!!!
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
Brokolee.
…awn teh syde. Foar Papa.
yum, iz lik it wit butar an’cheez ,
Nao tell teh wun bowt teh mausiez adn teh goggie!
Eh maus adn eh goggie goez entu eh bahr…
And they meet a rabbih…
teh goggie sez ‘whaiz teh rabbeye kryun?’
teh rabbeh was kryun cuz derz 3 of dem an only 2 parachutes.
adn teh mausus tayl wuz lawngah.
And da wuddur was deep tew.
Heh.
An teh bottum wuz rocky.
Dis goggie goez intu a bar, adn sees a hoal buncha mausiez gavvered arown a pichur ob beer at wun ob teh taybuls. Teh mausiez wuz awl awn tawp ob teh taybul, ob kors, kuz deyr tuu small tu be sittin in teh chayrz.
Teh goggie goez obber tu teh taybul, adn seez dey awl has littlol glassiz in frunt ob dems, awl emptee. He sez, “Hey, guiz, why u nawt drinkin teh beer?”
Adn dey sez, “Kuz weer tuu littlol tu poar dat big pichur owrselbs … cud u du it foar us?”
So teh goggie pikks up teh pitchur, but heez so klumsy dat insted ob fillin awl teh littlol glassis, he spills it awl ober teh taybul.
Teh mausiez wur so mad dat dey jumpd awntu teh goggie, crawld daon intu hims fur, adn gabe hims littlol mausie bytes awl obber hims.
Teh goggie jumpd rownd adn rownd tryin tu get teh mausiez awffa hims, den ran owt teh door goin “yip-yip-yowieee!”
(well, tu a kitteh, dis is hilaryus)
*bows tu mai cween* Glad tu be ur jestur foar tuday!
*Clapity clapz* Tell us another storee!!!
Otay…
Dis goggie wuz wawkin fru teh yard, wen hims steppd awn a stikkur dat gawt stukk in hims paw.
“Rowf-rowf-rowwwch!” him cryd, “Dat reely hurts!”
A littlol mausie saw hims payne, adn sed, “Ai can helps u geddit owt, but u hasta help meh in return.”
“Aneefing!” teh goggie sed, “Juss geddit owt geddit owt!”
So teh mausie sed “hoald still”, adn pulld teh stikker owtta hims paw.
“Fankeez, fankeez littlol mausie, whut can ai du foar u?”
“Chayse away teh kitteh hoo keeps kummin intu teh yard tryin tu get meh!”
So teh negst tyme teh kitteh jumpd ober teh fense, teh goggie went “woof-woof-woof!” intu hims fayse.
Teh kitteh swattid hims awn teh nose, den chaysed aftur teh mausie wen hims went “yip-yip-yowieee!” adn runned away wiff hims tayl between hims leggs.
Dis goggieh abyoos.
And da bartender sez to TBC, “why da long face?”
I gigloled.
GMTA….sii ehbuff!
Duz dis cownt az a ‘shaggee dawg storee’?
hii gawt ehlawng, dat littul goggie.
hauw manee kittehs duz it taik to cahnge teh leit bulb?
Juss wun – tu tell teh goggie tu du it foar hims.
GMTA
None, it’s teh goggie’s jawb!
Help! My Lucycat has decided to fetch! She’s 11 years old and has never done this before.. She jumps up on the couch,drops the buzzyball and says meap! This has been going on for two days now.. Golly,just when you think you know them~
Angelina did dat foar a kuppul ob weeks wiff peenuts (in teh shell).
Ai wuz hoapful sheed bekum a reel sirkus kitteh, but den she stawpd.
She nebber fetchd agin, adn bayrly eben chaysez whut ai frows.
Wun nebber knoz whut goez awn in teh kittehz hedds, du wun?
Puddy_tat had a kitteh hoo playd fetch wiv me wun tiem wen Ai wuz bizitin. Teh nekst tiem, ai tryed 2 plai agane an him gabe me teh “hoo du u fink Ai am” lukk!
Yup, datz teh luuk she gibbs me nao.
“Whut u fink ai is, a goggie? Puh-leeeez!”
Toonces fetched da monopolee howses for a long time. I couldn’t believe it! Then she gradully lost interestz.
She would much prefer snorglols and sleepeez.
Mebbee she hoaps to fine awl the wuns froawn befoar?
>^;^<
Jack fetches teh sooperbawls. Hii drawps tehm awn the kitjen flawr adn teh rowly rumbly nois is mai q tew throw teh bawl!
Chizel fetches hairbandz!he luves us tew ping dem an goes harein afters dem. den brings em back
I hazza kitteh named Lucy tu!! Shii fetches wen shii’s in da mood. Mylk rings iz her favorit. Shii started wen her wuz a lil kit, and den shii stopped fur a bit, and now, shii is fetching again. Yu just nevver knows wif dem kittehs.
Sumtymes Fantima fetchiz milk rings two! Butt(!) sumtymes she gets too bizzy fightinandbitin dem and furgits awl abowt fetchin!
Dis luk lyk a case ob teh stinkfoots, to mees.
speeking frum egzpearyentz agin, Dave?
In teh collij ai noo a fella who waz nawt alloud tew taik himz shooz awf in a public rume. tis teh troo!
Mai rummate in collich frowed a pair of meh shoos owt teh windo one tymes.
my son’s rummate stoled teh dorenobb to thems room wunse. him an himz buddies had a liddle too much, um, rum. my boi camed in frum playing gittar hero in the lownje to find teh doornob goned an empty bottlols all over teh playse.
luks like teh sneeeezie tew mii. get a tishoo!
Teh preebius fraym is “sniff-sniff”
Dis frayme is “Ah-ah-ahhhhh”
Teh negst fraym is “choo!”
Moar splortikle kewts!
(Tightens HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
Hang in der, D-R, u kin du it! *adds sum dukky-tayp*
Heers a viking helment too put awn top.
*takes away viking helmet*
*replaces wiff saintz helmet*
Saintz ams in trubble, aifinkso. Cowltz iz gunna winz big.
*calls bookee and lowers bet*
Yu are da funny. Now feed me!
Wot kinna c-reel duz kittehs eet? mize krizpeez
wots blak n wite n red ol ober? puss n bootz caut sleepin wit da goggie
wat maks kittehz lol? goggie jus got bak frum de V.E.T.!
!!
aifink this kitteh lubbed the joek too!!!
erm – the linkie disappeared! poof – inda smoke!!
ht tp://www.flickr.com/photos/pippy_timmy/3912278173/?addedcomment=1#comment72157623373596008
mind the gap…
are pink shuuz teh funny?
kitteh sure seemz to finxo!
Ai had sum pinks bunneh slippers dats pretty funneh.
bunny slippers iz funni no matter wut colur tehy are! but pink iz teh best
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolizfunni an Airwiz14 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lushus cherry caeks wif fluffy frosting, iskreem, spakrly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol hed crokay!! (tho heer in burfdayfairyland iz not sunny, iz cold in rainy, but in cheezland iz always sunny an perfekt!) teh wooden balls are paynted to look liek trol heds, and wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh mallet tehy makes funny troly noyzez! also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make “boingy boingy” ownds wen tehy bounse, liddle mini joke buks wif teh wurld’s funnyest jokes so yoo kan impressing all yor frends!
kandee, an shiny skratch-n-sniff froot stikkers taht look an smell delishus liek yor favrite froots! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Ai will haz sum fudjy caeks plz!!!!
heer yoo goez, dr. tinycat’s Dave!
I’ve been away on holiday for two weeks and there’s only been one lolcat worth looking at
Sadly this is not it.
Ogley person needs tu ogle. Try “all sites” for other, non-cat offerings. Come back when in proper mood to appreciate LOLcats.
*Hai faives RBF wif floofy orinj paw (nawt poysin)*
You were kind enough to reply to my grumbles, thank you. Right at the beginning, most of the LOLcats were funny but now there are a lot of ordinary ones that are just cute. And yet people still vote for them *puzzled*
Ohai ebberywun! Teher iz a cyoot shwo awn Animlol Planet….Puppy Bowl VI. Lotz ov bebbeh goggies rayseing rownd inna liddlol stadyum. Cheerleederz iz floppee eered bunnehs, nd blimp pilotz iz hamsturz. Iz sposed tew has kittehs fur teh hlaf taim show. Teh show iz runrunrunning ober nd ober, sew u can wash it laeter ifn u wantz. Ware ur CHRG!
Yes dey has behbeh kittehs foar teh haffthyme show!!!
Oh nose! it’s on NOW!!! splort.
Lotz ob c-y-o-o-o-t bebbeh kittehs…did.nawt.taek.mai.own.advaice, no CHRG. S-P-L-O-R-T!!!!!!!
Uh-ohz, we gots tuu daon, on a preebius lol!
Adn fur whut, goggeez? Hmm, shud ai save dems?
Ai gess itz teh ryte fing tu do… Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
Hmm, which are pjz and which ar catsablankaz?
Oh well, ai separaytz dem as best az ai can.
*rinsy-rinsy teh brayns wiff teh sparklin minral waddurz*
*pakky-pakky haff teh brayns intu pjz hedd*
*pakky-pakky teh rest intu catsablankaz hedd*
*soarts fru teh hedd-bonez*
*fitty-fitty sum ober heer, obbers ober deyr*
*rappy-rappy pjz hedd wiff teh dukky-tayp*
*rappy-rappy catsablankaz hedd wiff moar dukky-tayp*
Hmm, we is gonna need moar dukky-tayp on teh CCC.
*gib eech ob dem a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*eskoart pj tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
*goez bakk fur catsablanka, eskoarts tu rekubbery ward*
Phew, dis is hard wurk!
Otahy, guyz, heers a kuppla cheezmap blankeez.
Gets awl warm adn kumfy, and nom deez choklit possums.
Heers sum choklit martooneez, tu.
Nao doan luuk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols.
Ohai AP, fang yew fur fainding us splorted awn tihs LOL. Ai iz feelingz mush bettur nao, sew afinkso Ai will wandur ober tew teh next LOL
Oh, yesh, fanqee, AP! No more kitteh 1/2 time show. Der’s nawt enouf protexion in da werld!
Oh, AP, taht wuz bery gud ov u tew reskuw us wehn u fotted wii had splorted frum teh goggies, butt(!) it wuz frum teh bebbeh kittehs awn teh Puppy Bowl haf-taim show. {{{AngelPlume}}}
Oh gud, ai feel beddur nao. Wen ai swiched ober tu luuk wuz puppyz.
Glad ur boff feelin okayz nao.
If u start hazzin straynj memreez, cawl teh obber.
Myta gotten sum ob ur brayn-parts mixded up.
Ai libs n Floriduh, butt(!) Ai keepz eggspekting tew see snowz owtsyde. *Wundurz whai….*
Who, er, um watsa hanging chad? *runsawaywiffaqwickness*
O dat haftaim show wuzza doozie. Mutsch splortaciousness abownding. Hammysters flyin da blimp wuz too cyoot. Rabbi cheerleeders wuz adorabolol. Kittehs – well, ais in lub. Ais in lub wiffa lawnghair tucksie kitteh. Wot a fais. Ai splorted onn mai libbingroom floor. Wot a mess.
ohai everbudee – i haz just seen my hooman eating tuna but wit mayonaze and celery! is dis how teh hoomans eats the preshus toona? is likes mixing caviar wit the korn flakes!
hoomins – dey noes nutting aboot gud koo-zeen
Corn flakes kitteh!