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Congrats, Nenne! tee an cucumber sammichis?
ooh – yes please!!
and I have sum choncklit trufflols to go wif it!
Aer u shaerin? Plz!!!!
Of corse!!
it’s a never emptying plate
I wantz sum tu!
Ohai Nennepus & Annipuss….congratshoelaces awn ur ty…..pleez 2 b goeing 2 teh Ty Boo Teek nd pik owt ur priezes!
Gud cyoor fur insom.. can’t sleepniss
Congarats awn teh too-way-tai Anni an Nenne! Sillybraturee drinx awl rown!
Gibs mii owld fashun vampiers enne dae.
tew much sparkle sparkle…nawt enuff menacing an stuff. an iffen u met a real vampire he’d b rippin ur throat out, nawt courtin u
Iss tu mush liek teh harlykwin roamants–pleh! Ai haz red teh furst wun. Az mai grampa yusta sez “iss okek iff ye lieks dat sorda fing.”
srsly guiz, i has red 1/8 ob teh twilite seereez, n dats ’nuff. furst half ob furst buk wuz asseptibabble, n eben a lil’ interistin’ fer a few sentinces derr, but after teh furst “sparckl!” sceen, it srsly turn n2 a sope opra.
Wun ting ai haz hurd abowt twilight iz dat teh auffor got sum ob herz innaspration frum Emily Bronte’s “Wuthering Heights”. maeks nuff sense… bofe r mainly abowts a heroeen whuz in lub wit a “bad boy”. I planz 2 reed “Wuthering Heights” sumtiem diss yeer… hoepflee nawt such an epic fael az Twilight!
awn unrelatid note, ai hazzint dun commints awn ICHC foar bowts elebenty monffs! enny ob mah ole cheezpeep buddehs rememmer meh? …annipuss? lcb? mebbeh?
Ohai CS! Ai iz srwy, Ai donut rememmer u, butt(!) Ai haz bin awae fur kwite awyle maiself. Welcoem bak tew bof uv us!! *Waevs floofy orinj paw ov frendships* Bak tew vampiers: Awl teh tweenz & teenz n mai nayburhood washed Dark Shadows n teh laet 60′s – erly 70′s. See u round, CS!
Ai has a happytayl to see that, Catsablanca, ai bin tellin peeps taht ai lubbed lubbed lubbed dark shaddows! ai jus finished teh furts twilites, and ai fownd so mush contrareeness boring, but (!) ai wus a teenager wuns an am shure ai wuz just as snottee!
I’ve started reeding the spoof “Nightlight” and it’s hill air yee us! Honestlee, iz berree berree phunnee if yoo fownd teh sparkle a bit too mush.
twilight is fab and 1/8??????? here are only four lol i am obssessed i should know
An a cloas sekkun to Catsablanca. Ohai. Ai nawt shor we met so hai ennyway. *shayks teh floofy paw*
Ohai, OzcatMum! Naise 2 meetz u! Ai has had 2 b uzing pooter at liberry fur awyle sins myne failed, nd noe tyme fur commintz wehn ur tehre. Butt (tee hee) Ai has a nu wun nao, sew Ai iz bak….nd bery gladz tu b heer agin! *Doez happitayle dansdansdans*
Ai also haz teh noo pyooter – a applol. *eggsitoblol jumps an hops*
Is mosly gud butt(!) it wuldn let me do mai takks awn it so ai hav to burro teh hubsbn’s.
Kitteh b habbing happee dreemz…… mebbee toona?
Dey wuz singin bowt tuna teh uvver dai awn mai ray-dee-oh. Sumfin bai Karl Orff… “Oh for tuna”
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LOL!!! Annipuss!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awl mai burgers ai will giv to YooOOOoooop!!
Ai has sing-ed taht – is lotsa fun!
Mee too, just last summer – it iz fun!
Toona be gud, mak rall be gud tu. Salolmon be bestus
ai is mush cyootur den ani sparli vampyre.
*chaysis aftur runawai k, pownces, wrastles wif et, den trows et intu teh preeveeus poast*
Luks liek Doo Doo, the original Catnip Junkie! If u wanna buk that is not sleepimakin, pleeze to see Doo Doo’s own storee! My profile has a linkee to see it, and now Amazon has a “peek inside” clickee so all the Cheezpeeps can see wut I’m tokking about!
it’s not that boring,but its not the best book either
Ohai Emily! Ai doan’t fink we haz meetid. Ai offur mai flooffee paw in walkum.
Ohai Emily. Du yu maind if ai ask – r u teh teenaij kitteh or a yung laidee? Aim wunneringhoo reeds tihs buk.
that’s not even the twilight book!
wii haz teh poetik lysinse heer! Ohai Emily!
(wispers) doan tell ennywun butt(!) taht kitteh carnt reely reed it eever. Tee Hee
WAIT!!! Taht kitteh got a buk frum a LOLYER! It cud be fatal!
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I sees sumfing bowt domestic law. And Oliver Wendell Holmes! Hoo wuzn’t eben a kat lubber!
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Peepul needz to bee moar caerful wut buks teh kittehs can git. Keep teh daynjerus wuns owt uv reeech!
Hai woodchuck! Ai miss yoo LOTS!!
I’m fairly sure that it’s Prosser on Torts, for the record.
Waik meh up wen u git tew teh part wif teh were-kitteh, k hooman?
Sleepee Ornjj Kitteh
feenkz Cheezburgr Fayree Tayl
amz mutch bedurrurr!
Vampyrez amz t3h Noo
‘Badz Boyz’ 4 Teenayjj Prittee
Wunz wiff no Boy Frendz!!
Vampyrez canz oanlee
cumz owtz atz nyte. Haow canz dayz
grajjyooate Hye Skool?
Jack.
Naice pome, Jack! Mai marmie-boi kitteh iz naimed Jack adn hee smilols laik dat whin himz happee tew.
ai wuz wunnerin dat myself…iffen vampyres b creatures of da nite, hao do dey gets an edumacashun an finnish skool an stuffs?
Det goe 2 nite skool uv corse!
Dey kud be hown-skuuled adn taik teh GED testification.
Itz cawld teh ‘distins edumificashun’ or ‘cawrespawndins’ – waht teh kidz in teh farawai plasis do in teh Oz ouwt de bakk.
ahhhh. ai has nao been lerned lol
teh seekrit reveeld. edwart izz a dropowt. srsly, bella, yooz kin du bettah den heem!
*awn burst ob suddin innaspration, ai whipz owtz a noatbuk n starts scribblin doan bettah ideeuhz fer Twilite storee*
edwart iz a layzee dropout… bella no liek heem… *scriblol scriblol* bella NAWT gits awmoasd killed ebbree day… vampiahz nawt sparklee, juss edwart ‘kuz himz a loozer wif a vampiah skin problum… enny wun else hab ideeahz? diss gettin sorta gud!
then sweeeet dre~am. …. .. …. .. .. . . . …….. . ♪ … . . . …
ohai carotte!
ohai lunarmommy! ohai carotte!
*stumblols into da room* *yawns* *rubs eyes*
Oh….Ohai guys. *blinks sleepily* How is everywun todai? I jus gawt up (is awlmost 11am here!) butt (!) I still RILLY tyred…I had a horriblol an looooooooong nytemare last nyte
Dis weekend nawt be gittin off to a gud start 
{{{{Mitts}}}} I hadded deh nawt so gud dreemz, tuu.
*pourz mitts a cuppa tea.*
Wud u like a scone tu go wif dat?
(((mitts))) dat maekes free ob us…ai is nawt sleepin well, so my bfcat letted me sleep till awlmost midday (lucky me) lol
Adn a-fore!
Aim nawt habbing teh naightmayors, butt teh weerd dreems awf nawt beeing reddy (layte or nekkid or wiffout mai shooz). Ebbery nyte dis weekweek.
Mai marmie-boi Jack duzn’t laik wen ai sleepz layte, hees afeered teh kibblols wil run owt!
lulz, sounds lyke mai Chizel…..gets tew 9 – 10 am and teh mewin starts an teh pawing of teh human in teh bed next tew me…my bfcat lol he gets jobs of feedin him
Jack ownly wayts until 7! Az sune az teh muzic stops (from teh alarum) hii starts tawking.
oh, mitts, nitemares are teh looz an pleh! heers a swish ob my wand for habbing better dreems an a gud weekweekweekend!
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Fank you mai cween *bows and axepts cuppa tea* A scone wud be lovly.
{{{{Mitt}}}}
Have sum koko anna kroassant!
ohai nennepus. hao r u tewdai?
ohai Mummytobee!
all is fine – ai is dekluttering the office…
Ai is trying to sort out mah mooziklol notes frum teh choir… has to alfametise them inna foldurr…
Have sum koko an bananana bread!
*sets out a cup of koko anna playt of caek for Zelkina*
Ai wantz tu sai sumfing hen currijing to Mitts butt(!) ai haf had teh stuffink nawkt owt of me bye teh pleh cawmens at teh botm of teh prevyus lol. Ai has a sad. Mebbeh jus go nao.
Dat wuz just a troll…. pay him no attenshun. Haz sum cake. I finso deh burfday fairy brotted sum nommy cakez fur us.
Fanks cweenmj. Ai am a littlol confusst. Sunnyhuckle (aifink) torks of her Troll an ai thawt taht was a gud person butt(!) tihs Troll didnt sownd nais. He mayd me crai.
Caek shuld du teh trikk. Nomnomnom.
{{OzcatMum}} Teh interwebs trolls amz teh wunz who laikes to make trubble.
Sunnyhuckle’s troll amz fully dome-ess-tickated (I readed teh storie awn herz profile and iz beautimus!).
*pours a cuppa hawt tee to go wif teh caek* Milk? sugar?
Nofanks, jus blakk. Fankyu Kittyroo. Aifink aim jus a littlol obertyred tonite an wen ai had tihs cuppa ai will go to bed. Itz almos wun oclokk.
Awl u guys r teh nais frens. Fankssomuch.
Sunnyhucklolz huzbin b nikknamed Troll, and hii b a berry gud purrson. But, unfortunitly, most trollz am just bothersum and cranky. ‘Rownd heer, wii just ignorifyingz dem adn dere ebil wayz. Deh burfday fairy haz captureinged sum trollz and putting dem tu werk in hur factry making fingz fur deh burfday goody bagz.
Almos fergot – ai finniched mai takky takks!! Sum ov u mai rememmbr taht ai was VERY layt (layk 4 munfs) butt(!) nao ai haz dun it.
*polishes halo* *hopes takks offis dussnt fain me*
Sip sip *swollols down last of delishus an cumfeting tea*
Goin tu bed nao. Night peeps.
Guud nite!
yoo haz good sleepses OM *shmooozez*
Fanks agen cween.
Hehe. *has mental imij ob troll in teh fairy shawp, doin nais fings insted ob cawsing teh trubblol*
Nite.
* Haz mental imij ob kwallitee cowntrol peeps at faktoree wif trolls workin’ * (oooh, pleh work fawts on Caturdai – stawp!)
{{{{OzcatMum}}}} pleez tew nawt let a few stoopy trollz dribe u awai frum cheeseland! Sum peeps jus carnt let uvvers haz fun wiffowt trine tew spoyl it. Wen tehy showz up iz best tew jus ignorify dem, hug teh neerest cheesefrend an skip awf tew teh braik ruum fer sum caik!
Ohai, BF. Ai will trai tu keep taht in mind. Fankserlawt. Bye nao.
{{{{OzcatMum}}}}} Ai told orf teh trolls ona last thread for you. No ever let eediots mak you crai. Ai’m seerusly teenking of sending enterwebs curz beeems at them. grrr.
Pleze pay no attention to trollz. They are very sad form of sub-human that no kitty will live with. Even a goggie won’t love them. Very few of them can find a hoomin female to even talk to! All dey can do is try to make everybody elze sad. Dat is why dey is so mean. Te best we can do for them is ignorify them so that they can go develope better manners.
Pleze contunu to be your sweet self
ooo many tanks nenne! *sips daintilee* is relaxifyin dis caturdai. nawt had many gud nites sleeps lately. cept last nite. mmmm yummy koko nenne!
I think this LOLCAT is more boring ^_^
heers teh burfday fairy, erly today cawz haz a road trip later (mebbee sumwun kan copee-an-payste into a later LOL, plzthx *wunders if teh vakayshun burfday fairy iz arownd today*) to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cheerfulrealist an Aeroseth2k an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glowy nekklaces, neon-colurd inflatablol swords, kandee, an colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-two colurd crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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burfday fairy on deh road?? Iz u going tu bizit ur sister deh toilet paper fairy?? Haz a gud trip!!
hey that isnt twilight!
I was tinking about watchin teh twighlight films, but tis kitteh tells meh not to
(smart kitteh): Twilight decided to dispose of all things real vampires. Instead they make their own rules. I find this the apitimy of idiocy.
Kitteh shud reed teh orijinal – Bram Stoker- den he nawt be bored
Uh… Real vampires?
I don’t have a problem with Twilight creating whatever rules they like for FICTIONAL creatures, my main problem with it is the romanticisation of abusive relationships.
Aifink speloling “epitome” as “apitimy” iz awlso a shyning peez of iddee-oh-see.
Mai speloling knotzie card, let me sho u it!
hao bowt spllink et ohpityme?
or “aaaah pittew amee” ?
OMG. This kitteh looks just like my Liam! But that is not my book or my sheets.
For an indoor kitteh, Liam gets around. *nods*
Awlso looks like my Jack (right down to the smile)! But Jack is right here… oooh, teleporting kitties!
ai hadda kitteh whu ai seen teleeport akross teh ruum. hi wuz sittyn on hims faybrit spot on teh lyd uv the kichin trash (wich is hao hi gots hims naym, Earl uv teh Garbaj oar juss Earl. beefour taht hims wuz cawled Nozey oar Haff-noze onna akkownt uv haff hims noze beeyn blakk an haff whyte). den teh lyd felled in. hi wuz akross teh ruum afore teh lyd hit teh bottum uv teh kan.
Mai deerly departed (longtime now) kittiwimp did dat wen she slipped on the jump from toilet seat to vanity – her feets dint eben get wet afore she waz out teh dore.
LOL!! Ai thot fur a minnit it mite be mai Barney!
dat is owbveusly nawt twilight tho…………
Dis buk iz bettur:
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=656323328
I find the evening sky to be very nice.
thats not even twilight lol i would know… but i can take a joke and thats a good one
iz very boring. agreez.
omg….soooo truu
U got that rite!
Dat iz sooooooooooooo true!!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{pertichmate}}}}}}}}}} mai ‘pinion eggsactly. thanx fur da good laff. {{{all cheezpeeps}}}
This book is not actually Twilight, it would be funnier if it was
i hate twilight so this is true
That is NOT twilight…I can tell!!!!
Twilight isn’t boring !!
umm…. twilight is NOT boringg… i read it 5 timess… and didnt fall alseep oncee. tht really offends some people.!
and tht book isnt even twilight.. u prolly havent even read it! so u wouldnt kno..
Kittah should try reading funny mangas, or watch funny Animes like Pokemon.
LOL, thats not even the Twilight book. EPIC FAIL. =]
BLASFEMY!!! Twilight iz teh UBAR!!
This picture had me convinced until I took a look at the actual book – what gave it away was that the book’s vocabulary was too advanced.