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Who Lives in a Fabulous Pineapple Under the Sea?
Kidds deez dayz
Whut kinda jell is dat, ennywayz? (eww-yuk awn mai paw-padz)
Ohai, AngelPlume!
Yoo gots teh solo-nawt sekkund!
Wut wud yoo lyk foar teh silly-brayshuns?
How abowt wii dansedansedanse?
I wuz dansin to dis sawng at werk teh uthur day. Dere wuz mutch poyntin an laffin.
Dat luuks lyke fun, tuu (shaykz it wiff red).
Dis wun iz gud (oar bad) to drive to, dependin awn yer preferins.
Aifink is a gud wun, yeff. Keeps u wayke, but nawt tuu distraktin.
I wuz blastin it teh uthur nite, whiel drivin hoam awn teh innur-stayt.
Jumps in an shaykes her fing wit Red an AngelPlume(sum stuffs nawt stop shaykin yet!)
Sean Paul iz da hawt!
Is a slo nyte – mebbe juss a slo dans?
(ob kors, as suun as ai gibbs up adn dansiz wiff maiseff, u shoaz up)
Yoo wanna danse to dat sawng wii dansed to befoar?
Ai iz onnurd tu dans-dans howebbur u wants
*dans-dans-dansinwiffmairedhayrddarlin-dans-dans*
Awww…..dats sew sweet!
Heers teh wun wii dansed to befoar. Iz teh hole reezun I buyed teh cee-dee, butt I haz uthur fabrits awn dere now too.
Yeh, datz a pritty wun.
*sway-swayz wiff teh myooziks awn a fyne Caturday nyte*
*dans-dans-dansinwiffmaiseff-dans-dans*
Steelin yer braynez.
Ohai pjp! Iz finkin kitteh mite bi lukin fur kooties! Nawt gud tu be goin tu de pwam n spredin em rownd,eberybody wud luk llak deys dansin,bet dey wud be skrachin akshewly! *Snerk*
Enny cooties! Ickick!
cowlick outta date, catlick new style
I thotso catlick wuz relidjin, nawt hayrestyle!
*pownse on red an hedbonks *…
Hay!
**hedbats tidmum**
Ohai {{{{tm}}}}}wutchu up ina midul ub da nite?
{{{{{grmawgs}}}}}
We haddid teh kidskwasher tonite.We wentid owt bissitin fambly an I had a liddle dwinky….or 3….
Just sat here enjoin peese an qwiet wiv kidlets an kittoons sleepin!!
How yoo is? How dat Mr gmwgs?
Schmoos to yoo bofe
WEer gud. stain warm nd dry. Has tu fink abowt sum supur sune nawo. Oh, red sz yu has nu picshurz? ai beddur go luk.
*slow sad headshake*. Bois!!
They has no ideeyuh!
Ohai, tidmum!
I saw yoor noo pikshurs. Berry kyoot!
I still want Hazel, tho.
hehehe
Her am still may baybiest girly
The bois may be sweet an kyoot, but no kitteh takes teh place ov mah bebbeh girl
Hur iz a BEEG bebbeh!
Plz to snorglol foar me, ‘k?
*nodnod*
Her am beeg alrite!!
I haz dun snorglin an schmooin frum Anty Red
Hazilmowse sed “Mrrrowmorrrr merraNGGGGG”
Iz dem happitayle werds?
yep
MerrrrANNNGGG is her moast happitaylist werd
Gud!
I fotso mebbe hur wuz orderin pi.
it R round. Her is verry round
..she eetid alla pi’s
I finkso Dini been eetin allot of pi’s too.
Hur iz gettin teh heftee!
Awwww, Dad- u always worryin’…
…there’s sumfin abowt Mary….
Eeewwww……
I nawt lyked dat moovie.
Whut, u nawt dun fixin mai skratchin-poast yet?
Otay, bend ober…
Owch.
So, who gots dere Powerball tikkit foar tonite?
I duz!
I finkso wun of teh nawt-sekkund fings I’m gonna do iz buy a jakkit wif a decent zippur!
I got stukk in my cote erlyur.
I did nawt win teh yuromillyuns lassnite, an Idid nawt win teh lotteree tunite eever. *sigh*….sends Mr T.M bak to teh grindstone awn Mundane.
I’m part of lott’ree pool at werk, plus I buyed a tikkit erlyur tonite, jest foar me. (Gotta gib my brudder $1 millyun ifn I winz ovur $100 millyunz, tho.)
*turns into reds bruvver*
Butt……I LYK yoo!
(Iz joak. My brudder finkso I nawt lyk him.)
I allus sed I wud share mah millyuns iffin I ebber win tehm
Iffin I win I wud …
Apoplexy,have it
Buy ebbrewun a drink
Cownt mah munnies
D…
Downate to kitteh shelturs EBBERYWARE!
Eetin cavvyar daily (adn sharin wif teh kitteh)
Ferrarryarryarries, I haz dem
Gowld koynes by teh bukkitful
Howse, new, fullee stafft wif YNGs
I……
Dine on teh finest Noms in teh whirld
Eet,drink an be merry,
Fly alla Cheezfrenz to a partay Island
G….
Invites awl our fyremenfrens who have cum to teh resque
Jumpzupandownanupandownanupandown
Kiltz fur evvybody!!!!!
L….
Leev teh cold wevvers!
Margajaritas, ’nuff sed!
Nomnomnomnomnom
O….
Orinj kittehs no longer poysin!!!
Pi (sordid onez) for awl
Qwaker noizmakers
R…
Order frum rume serbice ebberyday
Put an trust togevver for shelter kitties
Qwestion authority
R..
Ordur wutevver I want frum LLBean catalog
Partee lyk iz 1999!
Quit my jawb!
R…
Oshun cruzes, lots uv dem
Partee liek itz $1,999,999,999…….
Queen of mai own kun-tree (sea bee low)
Ratsafrassin’ IRS gonna taek a BEEG chunk awai
Start mai own kun-tree sumware wif teh leftover munnies
T….
Take awl my cheezfrens awn a croooze
Utterly abandon awl budjetting
Vacation ennyware an ebbryware ai wants
Wear lotsa pretty gnu shoos
X…
Xcape the daylee grind
Y not give all cheezpeeps a prezzie
Zoom around in noo car
Trabbel teh whirrled
Unlist mai fone numbr
Visit teh Queen
W…
Wrap everywun in Cheezpeepl blankees
Xtend helth inshoorance to awl frenz wiffaut
Yoink awl hoamless kittehs an put tehm in a saef place
Z. . . .
oh, my, yes! ifn wee culd katch her in teh relling palace!
Rolling palace…ai mint rolling palace!
Thrwo a partee fur teh Cheez Frenz
Uoose teh monies 2 adotp oldur kittehs
V-E-T grantz fur free spaying nd nooturing
W…
GRRRATE thinsgs to do, Catsablanca! Hoep yoo do win – win BEEG! but – do yoo hav a tikkit??
noooooh *cubberz fayse wif floofy paws*
I buys the monflee tikket to the Cherzee lottery… conbenyent. Chust hab to ‘member to czech teh winnin’ nummers!
Dese r awl teh grate ideyas! Ai’ll haf tew mayk a lizt! Chust in cais awf teh win!
Wii has teh bestest nd mozt ginerus peeps in Cheezland!
{{{{{{{{{{{Cheez Frenz}}}}}}}}}}}}
O! Ai jus reilysd itz Sundai heer – witch meens ai fergetted to bai teh lotto tikkit yesterdai….
O well – bakk tu werk agen tomorro.
Ohaiagin OzcatMum! Iz jest nao Sundae heer in Floriduh…..ware r u?
Ohai Catsablanca. (I wen awai fer a wyl so nawt shor how long ago u posted tihs)
Iez in Oz – teh west part. Is teh affertnune heer nao. Bowt three-thertee-pee-em.
I’m in ur hairz, checkin ur follolicles.
*nods*
Yep…ur needin teh Hed ‘n’ Soljers, Aifinkso!
waitaminnit………did that flake “move”?!?!
Helpful cat is helpful.
Were iz da LA meating? Dat is Lerkers Anoy…..anon….. uh Lerkers who don’ wanna use there names
ohai jerseybarb
no need to lurk, we won’t nom yoo!!
Welkum to Cheezland *holds owt floofy paw in frenship*
tanks, I no lerk any moor, but I joined Lerkers Anoyusmus to make seur I no go back to lerking lol snirk
**shakes floofy paw of frenship**
Ohai jerseybarb! Ai iz noo too, also in Cherzee (teh Noo one).
* eggstends floofy paw of frendship*
Ah no longir in Jerzey, Ah live in Hoosier Land.
**shakes floofy paw of frenship**
Hoosier? Ai got teh (Noo) Cherzee finloly but ai carnt get teh Hoosier.
(Unless itz nokk nokk, hoosier?)
I thinx Hoosier Land beez refering to da state ov Indiana, USA.
I live next door in Illiniose.
Ofanks PJP. Carnt emajin wy ai dint get it. Itz awbveeyus.
Ai herda Indiana an Illiniose ob cors.
Iz it snoewing tehr as well as in awl teh rest ob teh US?
This one is nawt so bad in Illiniose, sum partz of Indiana gotz som snow, butt (!) a littlol further east got bombarrded wiff 2 and 3 FEET ov snow! Pleh.
Ferry pleh! Culd sum mebbeh be sent ober heer? We iz sumwaht shawt of teh moystcheweer. Teh east cowst has jus had teh fludds butt(!) in West Oz itz dridridri. Coolish (30C) butt(!) no rainydrops.
Ifn dis kitteh iz ennyfing lyk MY mahm wen I wuz liddlol, I kno wut iz nexst.
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SPIT BAFF!
Pleh
Folks, plz to be sayin purrayurs foar owr frenz awn teh rite sied of teh Yoo-Ess. I kno dat Parrothed nawt haz teh lektriks, an mebbe uthurs nawt haz teh lektriks ethur.
**sendin warm thots Eastward**
**Sending warm thots a leetle Souf** Hoping the lektriks be awn agin sune!
noh lektriks??
dat meens noh inturwebs.
*shuddur*
ai faink LCB iz in da DC area?
Hopez eberywun iz okay. Ai haz 2 nefews in DC adn am worried.
Ai hopes mai unclol in Bal’mer is teh OK -himz owld and libs alown.
{{{{{{KittyRoo’s unclol}}}}}}
I can haz girlkitteh!
Ohai, collegekitteh!
I haz two girlkittehs, butt yoo no can has dem.
Alrite, I has chanjed my mind.
Yoo can has dem tonite, cuz dey bein nawty!
Maity jenerus ov u, rhsb. *Snerk*
Punkin haz been very louwd in da morning.
I put her in “time out” (spare room) so we can sleep.
You can borrow till noonish.
Oh, Ai had a Punkin….seh crosst deh brij wehn seh wuz 18. {{{{{{Punkin}}}}}}
{{{{Csb’s Punkin}}}}
We habs tu du taht awl teh taim ina summa – teh kittehs see teh layt an tehy wants tu get up an itz onlee 5am! “Meeaw meeaw meeaw” So ina kitchin tehy go.
gurl kitteh dat iz felion? or gurl kitteh dat is hu man?
Jose Eber’s kitteh tayks awn werk becuz of slowed ekonomeez.
I wuz speekin’ ub a signyfickint uvver.
(LOLSpeak Off)
Ohai, all you wonderful Cheezpeeps. CK here again with another “Blast From The Past”. This time, we’re delving into movie soundtracks. Here’s Bryan Adams with “Everything I Do (I Do It For You)” from “Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves”.
I lubs dat sawng – sappy but teh lubbely.
Oh hai collegekitteh. Nice choice of music.
ooh, very nice, iz a gud theem song for my favrit anime cupple i writes fanfikshun abowt
(am old lady ob 47 yeers, iz too old to writing fanfikshuns? i hopes not)
47 amz NAWT owld! Ai noes cuz ai amz 47, tew!
47 iz nawt owld!! Ai be turning ~Gulp~ 50 on the same dai as sunnyhuckle is tu be turning 29!!!! (ai lubs yu Sunny!)
Halp! If 47 iz awld taht mayks me … jus abowt anteek! Ai am jus turn 52.
Ohai, OzcatMum! I iz pj perry and 52 is t3h new 32! ‘Sall gud! We are as yung as we feelz.
Ohai PJP. Ai jus wish ai feeld laik 32! *Creek, grown*
Off topic- ai iz watching dog show on Animlol Planet- and de goggies hares luk beddar than mine- how sad iz dat??
Ai’z watchin too. Ai’z alzo purtee shur dat yur hare iz bedder than sum ov dem……sum hav NO hare adn r fugglee, 2!!
An sum hav wun oar 2 hares onlee…tyme tu pluck oar shayve. Aifinkso!
Well- mebbe dan a few- but nawt as purty as dat Irish setter! But then, nobody spent as much time on mai furs either!!
*whispers to who is this kid*
Most ov us heer ar just comminters. Verree few do capshuns – and it rarelee happens that wun ov us who does capshuns, makes it to the frunt page.
Hai again.
Yoo ar tawking to teh rong peepl heer.
But yoo ar just a bit rong about teh proprrr spelling an gramma. Stick around fur a bit – an yoo mite see. Yoo can express yurself – an MUCH much moar – in LOLspeek, in ways that ar impawssiblol in axe shoe ally Ingerlish.
But sum heer do speek plane Interlish. It’s purrrrfektle OK.
aww…ai haz a sawry yur lyfe iz so boring.
well, ai meen, iz Caturday nyte…an heer yoo are criteekin lolspeak? Ai haz a big sawry fur yoo!
OHAI sunnyhuckle!! Ai mist yur birfday – so
HAPPY BURFDAY! Last Sunday!!
*Wispers* I finx it was da hunnysuckles’ burfday, nawt sunnyhuckle’s.
um, sawry, but mine iz next monf, but thankees ennyway!
O lol!! pj perry iz rite!
We’ll just doo it again next munth then!
Hai faive, sunnyhuckle! [Ai culd sae seben oar ate, cuz mai Sassy haz lotz ov eggstra toesis.]
oh, yoo haz a polydactyl, too! skwee! ifn yoo goze tew my profile, ai haz won lol taht is just Toejam’s paw, an is captioned, find peace in small places…him haz teh thumbs, too!
…and…hims dewclaw iz in between hims thumb an “forefinger”, taht kitteh haz teh weerd feets!
Himz gawt 6 toesis….tahts a Hemingway kitteh! Ai wunce gnu a kitteh wif teh eggstra toesis split sew it luked liek 2 feet awn eech frunt fut…his naem wuz Dancer. Sassy’s naem iz short fur Sasquatch. Hur haz seben awn 1 frunt fut, ate awn teh ovver, nd faiv awn eech bak fut. Taht’s seben eggstra, awlmost tew addishunal bak feetz….taeks furebber tew cut hur clawz! Ai will let u noe wehn Ai getz a picshur ov hur uploded.
Sunnyhuckle, Ai lefted a commint awn ur Toejam lol.
We is habbin funs, ur juss bein layme.
Ai mite nawt b da f*rst won two say dis butt (!!) dat is NAWT POWWR-AID!!! wat yoo has in dat bottlol???!!1
Pleez ai can has bloo naym?
Yay! Iz bloo!! *dansdansdans*
*gose off to see how to get teh abattar nao…..*
Hayhayhay! Lookit! Ai can haz teh blooname AN teh abbattar!
U mai be ablol tu tell (from mai oberjoyd eggsitemen abowt sumfin so tribbial) taht ai needed a lifft todai – tihs has mayd me sparklol. Ai haz been a littlol flat laytly.
Hmmm. Teh shortlibbed blooness. Traying agen.
Congrachoomalashuns awn ur blooniss!
Ofankyu, Annipuss. Gud dai tu u.