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National Geographic Kitteh reddy for photoshoot
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: gemcat via Our LOL Builder
Berry efnik!
conga rats Anni! tawp spot again! Ai needs to mayke mai fingers faster!
Thx zelkina!
U gots a solo! Whutz ur plezhur foar drinkees & noms?
*dans-dans-annibaihurselfuptawp-dans-dans*
Thx fur teh sillibrayshun dans!
Ai aer juss goin 2 kukk maiselb a baykun cheezburger fur mai dinnur!
Enniwun els want wun?
Oooo! yeshplzthx! Luv baykun!
Ai dew! Ai dew! Fank u anni!
ooh ohh ai can has wun tew? *puts paw up in air*
Bakun? Did u say bakun? Adn a cheezburger, awl togebbur?
*swoons* (datz a yeff)
onoes! ….ai is nawt trained in teh helpin of teh swooned! Help plz! Sum1 Help!
Heer is fainting cowch, and soft pillo, and floofee cheezpeeps blankee, and abuv awl a cheezburger to reviev AP!
Ai not trayned eefer, butt(!) Ai tri…
*Kwiklee playces soft pillo undur AngelPlume’s hed*
*Fans fayce wif fevver fan*
Yu feelin bedder?
*fawls intu zelkinaz arms, dreemy-iyed*
Aaaaahhhhh, baykun cheezburgerz….
*moobs ed fayntin cowch berry neer de swouned AngelPlume*
*jentlee laiz de swound AngelPlume awn sed cowch*
*hanz zelkina a larj Martoonie (speshul pregninsee wun, FIELS reely gud butt(!) haz no incohol innit*
*fanns AngelPlume’s four hed wile wypin boau wid cule, faynted conga rat*
OK?
phew…fank you…”sips martoonie” nawt sure wat tew do iffen ai is habbin ppl faintings near me!
*kukks teh baykun, tostes teh buns puts teh cheez sliesis awn den teh baykun add teh lid* Dere u aer ketchup an pikklols awn teh tayblol. Dig in a eet up! Bai naow!
O Fankee fankee!
*Nom nom nom!*
*sniff-sniff*
*waykes up, runs*
Nom-nom-yummy-yummy-nom! Fankeez, annipuss!
annipuss yu am a marble.
Ai is frum a far-away land…
Ware teh lollofants roam adn teh winds blow sand…
Ware teh kwizeen iz fyne an neber bland…..
Ware teh fud’s nawt crunchy…Only canned…
Adn ebrywun has cheezburgers firmly in hand!
Ware teh toona fishees cum to yu on teh land…
Ware YNGs ar golden tanned.
Adn RLS is alwaze banned
East ov teh moon ~ an West of teh sun . . .
third star to the right, and straight on till morning
An yoo gits ise creem awn demand
Babooshka kitteh deserbs cheezburg big tyme!
izn’t kitten frum Afghaniztan? or iz Russia?
iz frum da nawt sekund wun – Afghaniztan.
Ai mayd dis hat miseff. U lyke teh stringee tasslols?
ai lubs dem! *batbatbatbatbat*
… to be followed immedjatly by a National Geographic photographer shredding.
Fotogriffur needs tu has a hat lyke myne *shred-shred*
Nat Geo comment fur teh win!
“Inn owld contree……teh cheezburgur wud eet yoo!”
“we nawt has manny cheezeburgers…so hard tew catch frum hoomins in old country, but we maek do wid wat we can gets”
…an tu git teh cheezburger ai had tu wawk en teh snoh, up hyll, bof wais.
…*nods* up hyll bof wais, wiff no shoos!
Looks to mee lyke kitteh says “Wai yu do dis to mi?”
Ohai! Ai doan’t fink we haz bean interdoosed! plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
An myne tew! Ohai KemysteryTchr!
*Shaykes paw*
Ohai! Nyce tomeetcha! Ai delurkified awn Delurkification Dai, butt(!) Ai cantz vizit veree orften. Reel lyfe yu no.
Ai lub ur naem!
Fanks. Nawt beree imajinutiv, butt(!) iz wat Ai doo
Wuz wat Ai wuz eggspektid 2 do, but Ai din’t get enuff eggzams 2 get 2 yoonibersitee, so endid up a lab tekk instedd (an am raver glad!)
iz tu imaginitiv!!! Haz a ‘mystery’ in it!
Dats wat many peeps fink mai science iz – mystery
Oh hai KemysteryTcr. *extends talon of friendship*
*Karefully shaykez talon*
Nyce tumeetcha!
OOh, hellow KemysteryTchr! It wuz a tchr woo started mii lubbin de Kemystery. I duz it!
*extends floofy paw in prtektiv glub* Pleezed to meetcha!
Ohai, KittyRoo!
Alwaze nyce tu meet ovvur kemysts!
*Shaykz glubbed paw*
Lotsa usez fur doze glubs – CHRGs, awn de pawz…
pickin’ up the cat-yack, cleenin’ teh toylet…
Ai laiks teh purplol ones!
Bloin up lyk bloons!
Yesh, teh purplol wonz iz nyce – purty! Ai doan lyke teh wonz wif pow dur innem
Sumtyms wii pore stuff inem lyke a molold… sew wii maykes teh hand-shaypes.
Otay, so WP didn post mi attempt atta smylee fayce. Mebee will sho up ladur?
*5 eags set up berry expencive cameras.* Ok who wants to be on da cover of kittehflair?
*Karefully groomz fur*
*Rapz fevver boa rawnd nek*
Okay, Aiz reddy!
*Batbat batz at fevvers*
*Shred boa*
Okay, mebee nawt!
Clik, clik, clik,… work it… KemysteryTcr.LOL
You are a star now Baby.LOL.
Collect your check from cweemj.
Next!
*Preenz*
Fankee! Fans git in lyne fur ottogr… awta… fur synin fings!
ai wil vole untier mai floofy boi Billy – he’s teh hansum!
Ai seed too birds of prey today, a red-tail hawk and a peregrine (aifinkso, very sleek and pointy wings) – I consider that a good omen.
Oh yes dat is a good sign, but in which direction where they coming and going to? Kittyroo.
The red tail dropped from a tree to the shoulder of the road as I was driving, then rose again as I passed. The falcon was flying westward over the house. (It could be bird that has decided the neighbor’s birdfeeder is a buffet)
The lake is a great magnet for birdlife in the wintertime as there is a section that never freezes.
iz beautiful… *tear*
I am guessing da hawk is your spirit guide and is warning you to be careful in the next 4 days a bump in the road of your life is coming up.
Da hawk is my spirit guide and tells me stuff is coming up by flying over me and it has been 100% true. It took me a long time to recognize the signs. The falcon is in the same spirit wheel.
thank you for teh explanashun. I will watch out. I know I cannot learn all by reading, but is there a good place to read more about this? I feel so connected with the nature, not so much with peoples (but I try)
On a bad day in my life, when I was getting ready to take my mom for a cancer staging procedure, I am sure my father sent a bald eagle to me (just sitting on a tree in the neighbor’s yard) to give me extra strength.
Я могу имеет чизбургер?
What?
Russian: “Can I have it cheezburger?”
How did you know that?
Ruff gess: Baybul fsh is yur frend!
But shez rite.
Ai noe it, becuz ai can reed eezee Russhun!
Gramma Kitteh
waits in cold
for hockey tickitz
Gramma Kitteh lykz teh blud sportz?
To the Toronto Maple Leafs only.
Pfffft to yur “yse hokki” – yu wont blud sports, yu shud see gurls in TTI (in green floofy nikkers) plain feeld hokki!
*grownd stik, grownd stik, grownd stik, ANKUL*
Noet: Tehy has nao forbidded teh “bullioff”
Mikst feeld hokkee iz eben ruffer! (Ai haz skarz 2 proob it!)
Sarah playz hokkee wif teh plastic soda bottlol caps. Iz berry funny to watching!
soo funny…..
how come that did not pop up??
kitteh reconstuktifying famous cover of Nat Geog featuring afghan gurl June 1985. this site wont let me put Wikipeedya linkee in…
An doin a mazing jawb, tu! It wus nawt-sekund fing ai fort wen ai seed teh pikshur. Dose eyz…
U can put linkees in iffn u put a spaes bitween teh 2 ts in teh address – den wen peepl copy an paste it dey juss cloes up teh gap an vwo lah!
O gud! Heer it iz (ifinkso adorable smudgie iz werkin on hers latest campain ov terror, so ai posts fur her):
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_Girl
adn dey did a follow-up artikle on da woman last yeer. Wuz bery gud story adn da sad tu.
if i rekalls corektly, her iz alibe an well but haz had teh hard life
tanks 2m
tanks…
I remembur the Nat. Geo. cubber…it was one ob the most beautyful cubbers ever!
Teh wun wif teh [ai finks] Afghan gurl wif teh moas amayzing iis??? OMCC, seh wuz stunnink!! Dey didda flollo-up an fowndid hur agin yeers laytur…dey finks.