
You eat mice WHOLE? You DON’T?
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You eat mice WHOLE? You DON’T?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
kitteh iz moar dayntee
but whole is delisssious
I not shur how to asking dis….
am u speeking frum purrsunlol egg spearyentz??
nao, dat wud b tellings!
conga rats to anni! Tis late, but ai has sum choccies an sum milks fer sordid noms?
OoH! Chokkies! Yiss plz!
*holds out playte wid sordid choccies on” Injoy ebberyone!
Thx zelkina!
* Yoinks some choccies adn nibblols daintily* nom! fankyu!
Aaakkkk!!!!!
SNAKE!!!!!!
Run!!!
RUN FUR UR LIFE!!!
Iz OK, mai cween! It iz nawt a poyzn wun.
yes, is nawt orinje
Whew!!!
I wuz wurryed dere fur a minnit.
Fur deh kitteh, uv korse.
um, i not skeered. no. nawt at awl. i likez snakez. ya. i do.
*bakz away frum da snake*
I likez dem far away.
awl dey wants is a cuddlol, cween. juss a cuddlol….a nice tite one….
*shudders*
Wai’d it have tu b snakes??
Indiana Jones ref!
I lubz Harrison Ford!
Actewally, snaeks iz ver nice tu hold. Der skin feelz nice an not a bit icky.
nawt if you grew up in area wif rattlenakes, copperheads, adn water mokisans!
*shibbers, shakes, runs awai*
No, I didn’t grew up wiv dem. I grew up wiv eben deadier onz dan dem butt de not-deadly onz be teh onz to cuddle yep. Dey be niec an keep de meeces uner kontwol tu.
Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyykkk!!!
OOHH, bajjies bajjies bajjies! Ai lubs dem! Fang Kew, Ambercat!!
Snayke jist wawntz tu hug u!
Ifn u eets dem whoal, den dere’s not fun prezzies for mawn!
Adn wut a beautymous calicocoa kitteh!
An yu misses teh taystee bitz bi swallerin so fazt
argggg, 2 kreepie 4 mee! ai keepz tinkin bout da ball-python snaik dat eskaped frum da terrarium ob may ub-stayrez naybor, adn nevvur gotted found. iz it stil in mai haus someware??? eetin mize adn keepin warmz on da hawt-waddur pypez?
Oops’ wrong nom-de-plum fur dat e-mail and avatar. I’z Snake Oil Baron, not Hackles. Hackles is ma altar-ego (himz very religious).
What a Beutimous Kitteh!!! Very Splortworthee….but (!) emeedeatelee nullifried bai teh (pleh!) snaek..Ai am with the cween ai likes them ffaaaaaarrrrrrrraaawwwaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
*standz neggst tu FireRN1*
u watch dat way, i’ll watch dis way….. wii make shur deh snakez nawt git close!!
throws subber snakes at FireRn1 and cweenmj.LOL
throws rubber snakes at FireRn1 and cweenmj.LOL
*throws rubber mongoose at rubber snakes*
*Throws rubber cobra at rubber mongoose*.LOL
*rubber mongoose eatz rubber cobra…whole!*
*taeks teh cween and sneeks owt uv 5 eagles throwing reech*
Thankstoyu, pj, wood yu kare fur a sparklee martoonee?
*reechez fur a beeg stick incase 5 eagles fynds moar snakes*
Why, yesh, I’d b delited!
when ai wuz libing in Okinawa, Japan, ai watched a habu/mongoose fite. PHEW! Dat mongoose wuz fast.
*habu be bery poisun snake, like cobra*
Wun time eye sawd a specal on mongooses. Eet said taht agianst rattlers and sim..si..snakes liek tehm that mongoose alwayz luse because they not stands up tu strike, so mongoose knot no to git readies.
Butt! (snerk) da rubber mongoose trumps all snakes. STN! Pflfftt!
ai hadded a tortie oncst whoo cawted uh snayk adn brot it howm – wuz laik a self-pro…self-per… string dat moobed bai isself. it wuz jist a liddle snayk.
ai hadded ay grey kitteh whu brawt hoam gardin snayks. aifinks shi dyd et tu teech hur kittins tu hunts. shi wuz ay grate huntur whu alsew slawkt an killt hawt dogs an stayks tu bryng hoam tu feed hur kittins.
Snaekz r cool, aifinkso. Butt(!) Ai arlso teeches teh Bilologee, so Ai fink eny livin fing iz innerezstin
Iffit gose *BANG* is kemystery; iffit moovs is byLOLogy; if yu donut unnerstans it, it’s fizzix!
LOL!
Egg salad desk cryption, ambercat!
Yesh! sew tru dat.
Meecers are frens, nawt fud.
He doeznt eat mice whole?
I dew NAWT be liking de snaykiez berry mush. Hoap dis won is nyce to da kitteh.
Uhuh – Snayk juss wonts to hug him an skweeze him an cawl him….lunch!
Haha! Indeed he duz!
Kitteh iz teh parsulmouf?
Dat whi dis in bafrum? (allus luk in teh turlet furst . . )
I allus lleb teh heds an feets for mah hoomins. I hassa kind
adn sumtymes teh taylols…
Pretteh snakey an pretteh kitteh!
Carefuls, eben if it nawt venomnomous, it kan still be bitey.
This wuz so timely! I jus fed mai snayk! Snayks can be frenz, tew- well, mebbe nawt if ur a maus…
Ai iz weerd for a gurl, aifinkso. Ai lub snakes, used to hab 6.5 ft. ball- python. Wuz a rescue snake… mai son tooked it frum people who had not feeded it for loooong times, bery sick an skinny snake, butt(!) we fixed hims up an he got sooo big an beautimus!! (Nao spyders, dey awr da pleh!!! KILLIFY IT!!!!!
aifinkso, ifn ai wuz dis kitteh, ai’d be fraid to be inna same howse wif snake like dis.
*duz nawt like snakes atal*
Eye liek it whn dah babie ball pithons kurl up in mah warm shirt pawket n goez to slep! Eye furget thier in dere!
Hmmph.
dat’s kinda sweet.
U maks mi hayre stand on ends!
Dis is EPIC, aifinkso. So ful ob win.
Ok, that is one pretty kitty… Me wants =(
I got a snake like that
maybe even that size….