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i preferz a difrent travul methud
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I sees u in 80 days!
i preferz a difrent travul methud
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: JP1993 via Our LOL Builder
Goin rownd teh whirled!
GMTA, NS!
Hee hee — spelled teh saem & ebbreefing!
Breefing? Noebuddee sedded ennyfing bowt noe breefing…
ATE??? REELEE ATE??
Ai must maek teh ♪ liszt!♫ !!
1. nightshayde
2. Aahz
3. gammacat
4. annipuss
5. AngelPlume
6. Teasel
7. Q.
8. Parrothead
WAY TO GO!!!
We ar awl so prowd ov ar fast-fingrrrd frenz!
Duz this hav sumthing to do wif the Ate-ee daiz???
Oar can it bee – just a coinkidink???
*eerree mewsik iz herd*
Congrats, NS!
Conga ratz NS! Wee kin habz sillybrashuns!
Conga rats, NS!
Oh Hai Teasel!! *waivez floofy pawz tu deh west*
Congratz, NS. So – to teh ty bootik or teh sillbraytery partee?
Oh yesh — boaf, aifinkso.
Iz u gnu heer, OzcatMum? Ai hazzint seed u befoar. Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Ohai NS. Yes, abitgnuish. A fyoo weeks aifink sins ai startd joyning in. *shayks NS floofy paw*
ohai Ozcatmum! Still up?!?
How is Caturday – looking good?
Ohai Nenne. Yes, aim still up. Jus lost teh stoopy modem fur harf hower so tahts why teh deelay.
Caturday is looking to being cooler tahn teh resst of teh week. Nais.
Nao taht ai haf fixt teh %#*@! modem ai shuld go to sleep.
We seemz to haz an ayt-way makramay. We needz nomz & drinkees!
*puts owt tray uv bayglols & creem cheez*
Noms an drinkees, ai haz dem! We iz spektin a beeg beeg snow, mebbeh eben a blizzurd, so ai iz stawked up! **bringz owt bufflow wingz, chili, nuudlol soop, crabby puffz, cheeze an crakkurs, sordid whines an beerz** Pleez tu halp urself!
We kin dew beddurer dan dat, NS — 8-wai makrumayz nawt kumz uhlawng berree offin…
*Aahz rolls out portable buffet table and bar*
Stepz rite up, evvywun! U nawt-sekkund, NS, sintz U leeded teh makrumay!
Ooooh — dis luuks wunnermus, Aahz!
*taeks sum eggz, sum baykin, sum sourdough toast (wif lots uv buddur), an a cinniminnimon roll*
Yummy!
Ai has pankaeks wiff syrups, adn sum choklit milk.
*nom-nom-likk-likk-sip-sip*
U knead sumfin 2 dreenk wif dat? Mebbe uh Flaming Moz wiffa brandy balloon?
Jus sum hot (but nawt too hot) tee wif lemmin & shoogar, plz.
*pours nice hotbutnottoohot tea for NS*
*adds slice of lemon*
*looks around for sugar — can’t find*
*adds honey instead*
Heer yar, NS! I hoaps hunnee iz teh otay wif U — I iz owtta shoogar jess naow…
*wanders off to store to buy sugar*
An ai cen bring teh kangroo stayks an teh lambingtongs to shair wif teh painaplol joos to sip.
Chewchew, sippity sip.
Waow! Con-CAT-enayshunz, NS! U leedz teh 8-wai makrumay (wiffa eggstree kawmint onna nawt-sekkund minit)!! Haow wood U liek to sillybrayt? Mebbe sum Fizzy Lifting Drink frum Wonka?
Oooowwwwwwww enh meewgetch.
_ _ ll_ _.
Ai mite need a translaytur — wut duz dis meen?
fill in da blanks.
Filler? Miller? Duller? Pulled? Teh pawsabilities iz indliss if you frow in lolspeek-spelling. Ai needs moar halp, aifinkso.
Teh wun abuv dat — teh reply wuz to teh wun abuv dat.
Nawt dat ai haz ennee idea wut to put in teh blanks on dat uvver comment.
*scritches hur hed*
What is the red object in picture?
Pls not to be teh ignorant…. what is “makrumay”?
Oh Hai, not tu wurryz.
it is “macramey” (dunno if I spellinged at rite). it refers tu deh fact tdat dere wuz so menny commintz in deh furst minnit dat it b maor dan a “tie”. wii sumtimez also callz it a “braid”. In genrul, twu iz a ty, three iz a braid, adn four oar more iz a makrumay….. but iz ok tu kalling awl uv dem a ty.
Ai see! Tanks sooo much!
BC trabblez awl rownd teh whirled
luukin’ for noms in awl teh rong playsis?
lookin foar whirrled peas?
Givz peas uh chants!
Luking fur troo luv???
Himz dint sai “troo luv.” Himz sedded “tu blayv” …
LIAR!!!! he sed tru luv!
I’z nawt lissnin! LA LA LA LA LA!!
Wayt. Wayt. I mayke him bedder, Humperdink suffers?
Naow DATZ uh wervee kawz!!
Hyoomilly Hayshuns Galore!
“Have fun stormin’ the castle!”
“Will it work?”
“It’ll take a miracle.”
Hez ded, Jim.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.
.
… not as we know it, not as we know it.
whirrled or mushy?
Mushy pees aer PLEH!
Awl pees are PLEH!
Doan kry. Ai lykes awl kinda peez, speshully teh sweet peez ryte awf teh vyne. Adn ur teh befftest vyne arown!
Noe, nawt AWL peas — SWEETPEAS iz teh gud! Rite, evvywun? Rite? RITE?!?
CHANCE!!!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
SWEETPEAS iz teh gud!
C’mon people now smyol on ar Sweetpea! Ebreebuddee get together an trai to luv wun anuther right now .
JOYNE IN!!
Iz dis watt dey meenz bai “Givz peez uh CHANTS?”
*chants* SweetPEA! SweetPEA! SweetPEA!
SWEETpea!! SWEETpea!! SWEETpea!! SWEETpea!!
SWEETpea is great, RL peas nawt so much … even lovers of green fuds don’t laik all veggies.
Oh, du nawt crai sweetpea, ai nawt meen YU! Yu iz the bestist pea! Butt, and, butt, ai nawt wanted anywun to nom you! {{{{{{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}
*glares at pplz sayin nawt-niec fingz abowt peas*
**slinks away sadlee**
Awwww!!! Com bak parrothead! We noe yoo dint meen that!
Fank yu JCH4K.
aw, i not rly be teh sad, just purrtending!. heer, cheerup, and has a round 0 Margarita bills!
*chases after PH*
Ur a birdee, silleh! Ai wuzzint glarin at u (az far as u noez)!
*puts paw arownd PH’s feathery shoulder*
Come bak & shaer in teh noms, PH!
Ai agree wif both. Ai hayt teh pees.
(wiss-purrz) Psst, OzcatMum — kerful uv SweetPea’s felinez. Awl dis tawk uv peepz haytin peez iz gittin herz teh daown…
Oops. Sawry sweetpea. Ai onlee hayt teh pleh green mushy hawribl peas. Sweetpeas iz a hole uther fing an ai lubs tehm!!
*extends 2 floofy paws an gibs sweetpea a big hug to mayk her feel better* {{{{sweetpea}}}}
Sawry ai tuk so long to reply too – mai pyooter went kerlunk an teh modem crashed fer half hower.
is okays… *pitiful purtend snifsnifshniff*
*brightens*
maybe a few…shwimp… would halp?
Ohai Sweetpea! You still heer!!! {{{sweetpea}}} I waz so sawry an ai mayd teh nuther aplologee at teh bottom of teh fred.
*passes HYOOJ playt of berry best shwimp from best fishyrees in Oz to sweetpea*
Lesson to be lernt heer for OCM – sumtaims shuld shut mowth!
b berry karefull hugging deh sweetpea — hur b habbing deh ten drillz uv doom!!!!
u will git tanglol and tripped and trapdoorz will opun up unnerneef u!!!
itz a trap!!!
run!!!
RUN FUR UR LIFE!!!!
*hidez in clozit*
*wispurrrrs*
Um … cweenmj … u mite wanna be caerful in dat clozit. Aifink it mite haz a twap door.
0.o!!
*gitz hammer and nailz*
*nailz trapdoor shut*
Onoes cweenmj! Ai has jus spent awl taht taim aplolojizing an mayking teh pees an teh frens wiv sweetpea. Ai can nawt be afrayd of her nao.
(Iz berry funnee, cween an ai layk ur commen butt(!) ai am jus running to bed, nawt to teh clozit) Gudnite.
*ebil laff*heheheheh purrfekt!
*pulls trwap door lever on outsied of closet*
*fwooooooooooosh*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiplooompf
*cween falls onto pile 0 matresses underwhich dere be a lil pea, bringing on flashbacks from da cween’s unforchewnate princess hood*
AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I’ll git u, sourpea!!! Adn ur littlol dog, tu!!!!!!
going to try cheezburgers from round teh world!
Argentinian bif brugrs
Bolibian
Catzahkistan
D…
Ddtroyt Taigrrr Burgers
Frawns – burgerz wif snayls
Greesw – haom ov teh Greesee Burger
H. . . .
Hamburg burgurs
Iceland – frowzen burgurs
Jamaica – jerk burgurs
K…
Hollund – Dutch treet burgerz (U by ur oan)
Island – reelee koald burgerz
Japan – burgerz wif teh sooshee
K…
Island = Iseland (dint prufe-reed)
Oh LOL!! HOoebber duz!
Kansas – derez noe plais liek hoamburgerz
Liechtenstein – itty-bitty-burgerz
Montana – mooseburgerz
N…
Kiwiburrgrrs – frum Noo Zeelund
Lima. Peru burgrrz – NAWT has teh pleh lima beenz, tho
Madagascar – brgrrz rekkymended bai Freddee Merk yur ree
Noo Ingerland – lobstah brrgrrz
O …
Oslo burgerz — bai deh Swedish chef
Passaw burgerz (jurmany) wif saerkraut!
Q…
Quarterpounder Barra-burger frum Darwin
Reindeer burger wif lingonberries
Stockholm burger – bai deh norbegiun chef
T…
Hawayan wif painaplol
Ice creemy burgers
Jafflols
K…
ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ben moddyrated an fownd lacking by wordeepoops……
ai had a GRATE addishon tu teh list…
*syh*
Ai poasted wun tuu, but it dint sho up.
Wen ai tryd agin, it sed “dooplicit commint detekted”.
But it neever wun ebber shoad up. Go figgur.
Sumtymes maeks mii brayne hurt, an nawt in a GUD weigh!
Oar suner iffn ai haz a hongree
Sew ai be bak in about a nhour!
oar a fyoo minnits!!
Is tyme foar an adbenchur!
Adbenchur. Heh! Eggsytmint. Heh! Uh BC krayvz nawt deez fingz…
Can u pakk me a nyse lunch tu goes? Sum toona adn kruncheez, mebbe?
Keep dose pointy ends aawai frum the balloon!
Pore Clooless Kitteh
(Heee hee! Just teaseling yoo, AngelPlume)
Axe Shoe Alley – ai thot it wuz verree funnee!
An it DID maek an impresshun!!
Off to see teh whirled
kthxfly!
’cause this place blows
I go win rownd teh whirrled. Oar leest rownd teh blawk.
Wich whey is deh wynd blowin?
Balloon kitteh is NAWT a hokes!
.
Mebbe himz parint kittehz wanna b onna reealittee shoa…
…how does he make his voice so funny?
Well you’re just gonna have to be satisfied with 98 luftballoons
“Everyone’s a superhero,
My favorite line in that song!
Everyone’s a Captain Kirk.”
Funnee yoo shud say that!
Star Trekkin Akross teh Uniberse – Original virgin!
LOL!! I rifurrded 2 dat sawng uppa buv win I kawmintid awn ur kawmint!
Ai ment to put it up there – but it ended up heer.
an ai dint want to poast it twice, so Ai just left it!
Whew! Many ties here. Let’s hop in a ballolloon and fly off to teh tie boot-eek and see what’s on offurr, eh?
Up, up, n awai n mai byooteef-LOL buhlune…
Um, wayte a minnit – it nawt goez up hai, duzzit? Ai no lyke up-hai.
It goaz “ohai”
’tis an ill wind that blows no one any cheezburgers
rrrr ten we be off whence the wind comes down from thar north.
basement cats ill-fated attempt to invade ceiling cat
Watt BC nawt teh reelyz iz dat CC can haz teh poyntee enz reddee 2 pop himz buhlune…
Otay, ai is aboard. Nao mayk it goez up.
He’ll be home at the first crow of the can opener.
oahi bryonia, i donut beleeves i haz meeted yoo *extends floofy paw ob frendship*
BC wontz 2 mayk seekwul 2 “Up” kawlded “Up 2 Noe Gud”
BC wants out of teh basement. Goin’ to Catmandu!
ohai sobriqueteh, i haz not meeted yoo before, iz yoo noo? nice to meet yoo? *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
iffn da cat goes fer a blolloon ried… is de cat lurkin fer ansers? or ar de ansers lookin fer de cat. whut happins wen da cat fiens da ansers? will hoomins still bees needid? adn wai is ai askin so menne kwestshuns? adn wer habs awl da good men goen? and wy issit dat dis blolloon tells meh 2 does fings… ebil fings… *wanders awf 2 does da mostest ebil fing her noes… [kju dramaticlol mjoosic] CLEENING!*
too manee kwest-shuns, not ennuff catfeen!
O teh hyoog manatee! Donut du it siobhan, no gud kin come frum it! **frows self awn floor and sobs dramaticlollee**
to laet… nao ai habs doen et… cleended da kitshun adn da baff… ai feels so durteh nao
Ai needz tu git up an *gulp* kleen tu. Jist nawt motee-bayted tudai.
*shaykes fist at ebil blolloon*
Yesh, yesh….had to vakuume (sorri to offended ones) last nite du tu awl teh floof..kittehs wer ‘shairing’ der floof. Howswurk, PLEH!
yus absomalutleh riet! as is gammacat… ai haded nawt enuff catfeen… dat wus da prollim otterwies ai wudda been ablol 2 resis da blolloon.
ets jes a reelees dat ai wussint da ownleh one dat got messd awp bai da blolloon…
flyin rowd teh wurld, brb
You’re just going to have to be happy with 98 luftballons
Diz will tayke yu hoam, Doorafee. Ai iz teh wizzurd, ai nose dese fings.
*Wizard of Aahz pops in*
Hoo iz teh wizzerd?
Funnee yoo shud ask!!
u iz da grate an pufferful aahz…donut wurry!
There is no balloon! Read the book!
Ohai ebreewun!
Iz 5X kibble dai awn teh free kibble site! Yesh, u red taht rite! Todai teh trivia kwesshun is wurf
*FIVE TIMES TEH USUAL AMOUNT UV KIBBLE DONAYTED!*
Pleez tew taik a minnit tew goe tew
freekibblekat an ansur teh trivia kwestshun? U doan haz tew get it rite, jus answer fer teh hungree shelter kittehs an pleez doan fergit tew plai teh kwestshun fer teh goggies tew, teh link iz rite dere awn teh kitteh kwestshun paige.
I plaied!
.
♪♫Pheed teh kittehz, tuppents uh bag.
Tuppents, tuppents, tuppents uh bag. ♪♫
Fanks Aahz! Todai iz a speshul bonus dai but Ai hoap folks wil plai ebee dai, u cahn donayte 10 peeces uv kibble tew teh kittehs an goggies jus by playin 2 trivia kwestshuns ebree dai! Iz fun an onlee taiks a sekkond! 10 peeces mite nawt sownd lyke much but jus fink uv awl teh peeps owt dere awn teh innernet…an haow much wii cud dew iffen awl teh cheesepeeps playd!
Ai bisit that site every day [well...on work days] and Ai bisit theanimalrescue site too. freekibblecat (and dog) only lets you click/play once while animalrescue lets you click as many times as you want.
Mary Poppins ref!! I lubz dat movie…. itz supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!!!
Ai plaied tu! Ai alsew klickee the animlol rescue site tu, ebereedai.
Yay for us parrothead, BF and eberybuddie else who clickies there!
Been to freekibble for goggies and kitties too two times today! gonna sneekie back soon… Also freerice.com for humonpeeopls.. I try gegogfee,but got losted~had to run quickquick back to words..}I{
ohai peg! Fank u! unforshunately u cahn onlee anser teh kwestshuns wunst a dai fer teh donayshuns, ai tride tew sneekilee answer twict wen ai nawt sekkond startd goin dere.
Fank u fer tellin bowt teh freerice site, ai dint kno bowt taht wun!
yesh, on teh facebook I can has a place where you can clicky on five diffrent charities (e.g. hunger site, freerice, literacy site) to donate daily. to make sure i can has reminder for teh free kibblol, they send me an email ebry day so i can click on dat link.
oHai, Sweetpea! Just fur da record, AI LUBS da peas, ebben if det is in da can an awl smooshy. Wyl you please post da site where you can click for da 5(fif) tymes and feeed ebbrybudd Ai haz da worri aboot hungries in da werld. Enny lidlolfing iz a halp–Fang kew!
okays, i gotta figger out how i did it. ifinkso it hasto be on yr facebook. lemme go retrieve teh link from my page…
okays i tried to post it, and iz in moderation.
see if you can add the h t t p / /
apps.facebook.com/hungersiteapp/?ggg_refer=bookmark_url
oh, and they’ve added more, so now you can access 7 do good sites with clicking.
to get teh free kibble reminders by email, i finkso you just follow their instructions.
“Ai kan seez Rusha …”
“Ai seez Frants…”
“Ai seez .. oh …wayt …*
*blooshez furreyusslee behyndz teh floofee pawses*
*hedz foar teh Nawty Barn, aifinkso*
hello everybuddee is you looking forward to Caturday??
yesh yesh yesh!!! this week has been crazee!
have you made sure your human has stocked up on teh improtant stuffs in antipation of teh impending d00m snow storm? It would be sad if you had to shove him out teh door again in the bad wevver.
why did this make me think of an old Alvin & Chimpmunks movie
Off to See the World
had this song stuck in mai hed since I saw the lol, so I figured I would share!!!
“upz, upz, adn awaaaaeeeeez,
Inz mai bewteemowss balloloon…”
Day jist updaytid mai wevver fourcassed – twentee tu thirtee-elebenty inshiz ov snows! DO NAWT WANT!
*Handz parrothead a snowshovel*
*handz parrothead a tikkit tew teh Bahahamahs*
*and a warm snowsuit*
Fanks ebereewun! Ai kin haz YNG tu du teh shubbeling? Ai will gibs him a fig leef tu keep hims warm, ai prawmiss!
I halp u, deer.
*Hangz sine on Nawty Barn:
“wanted:
YNGz fur snow shubbling.
fig leef adn shubblol provided.
contakt parrothead”
Sew, ai haz been nawt heer four a liddlol wyle, was dere lawts ov delurkificashuners?
Yesh, der wuz! Lots and lots! Yoo kin go bak and luk – ther wus lots of postings on grownhawg day. Wuz lurkers poppin up awl owfer!
wuz 28 at leest!!! Willy boi listinged dem … um …. er …. sumwairz….
I finksew teh ufishul kownt wuz sumfin liek 28 delurkifyerz! It wuz teh funz wif awl teh noo Cheezfrinz, teh fud, teh dreenkees, n ebben uh imprawmptew consert uv LOL sawngz!
dere wur bowt twenny ate oar sew….ai deed an lyst butt ais nawt shur ob da toe tall
da cween mai reemimbur beddur dan eye due
Wow! Dat IZ a lot! Ai membur mai lurkin days, wuz so skeery tu commint teh nawt-sekkund time.
ai fownd et…wuz awn kalikoe puzlol lol…
OHAI!!! ai haz goen bak thru da lols an maid an liste…….
hear ar peeps hoo delurked yezturdai ore beri reecintlee….dey ar in noe purtikular oardur sence teh peace ob paypur wuz nawt az larj az needid….pleez to ignoor ani mispellins two………..
Hoekai heer goez:
noodle, furball, rae, jennifffurrr, coloradokat, teh lauar, hissyfit, annecat, theatricalwanderlust, greyhoundmom, teddysmom, nyghtwind, hippok, shibadog60, wolfkit, kemystrytchr, mnkid, chowkitty, syrrh, originalfatcats, localoba, limi89, dingbat, lexiecat, laydeenwayteen, drgnfly, swimm3r an tucatsu
*whew*
pollogiez iffin ai mist aniwun….pleez tu reedeelurk tudai iffin yu wantz tu bee kowntid
must reeturn noes tu grindstoan nao
Amayzing wurk dere willy boy! Haz sum cheezburgers! @@@@@@@@@!
Ahem. Ekskewwz me pls. Ai needz to arsk a fayver. If sumwun is teh frend ob Sweetpea (who ai so hawriblee off ended before, withowt meenin to) culd taht sumwun pleez pars on mai humblol aplologees? Pleez to ashur Sweetpea taht ai DO layk teh sweetpea flowllas a lawt an jus doan layk nommin teh littlol greeny fings. Ai did do tihs maiself butt(!) ai loss mai pyooter connexshun fer a lawng taim in betwean an ai feer it waz too layt. Fanks. Ai wuld stay an wayt fer her sum more butt(!) it iz 3.15am an ai am falling asleep. {{{sweetpea}}} *goes to bed now, head down, feeling ashaymd*
oh noooooooooes not to worry! i toad ally understands!
i not like dem when dare all mushyicky. i deeeeeeetest teh tinned ones my mumcat calle’d “English peas” plehplehpleh.
i like dem straight off da vine, and the tendrils be delicious and nutrishus (on the plants that have ediblol peas), and teh fluers (on teh NON ediblol varieties) can has a most beautimuss shmell and teh colours be maaaaaaahvelous. pls not to be teh sad!
*passes over tendrilly salllad with a side of colourfulls bouquet*
{{{ozcatmum}}}} fwends? i hopeso!
O-yes. Fanks sweetpea. Ai dint eben noe teh peas culd be eeted wivout cooking. Mai mumcat (hoo haz crossed teh brij az kwite a yung ladee) waz nawt a gud cook an she wuld mayk teh vegtibublols tayst rebolting. (She agreed!)
An nao ai reely mus go to bed. *Snorzzzzzzz* Gudnite. Fanks agen.
butt butt butt sweetpeas bee frends nawt noms!
ha ha love this sooo cute
i am new plz go to ma profile and look at my lolz i want to know if they r good
Ohai NK. *extends floofy paw in welcoming frenship* Welcome to Cheezland.
*a bit shylee* Frends….ai cahn sai sumfin tew u awl? Ai haz been feline bery daown laytlee…butt wen ai bisit heer ai alwais feel bedder, u awl maik teh pleh bak daown a liddle. Ai haz maid a
smiley LOL fur awl uv u. Ai hoap u lyke it.
*skampurrs awf tew wurks blushin*
Reelee cyoot lol, BF!
{{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}}
ooops, ai repli in wrooong spot. loooks dwn a few post-its.
ohai! hope you feline bedder soon. dis is a gud place to be; glad you are here!
dassa cyoot lol bf!
dis playse mayk mi feels bettur tu!
BF ai luff ur smiley LOL. Mai oan sintymince ar kwite simmylar wif teh feeling daon an teh Cheezland being teh cheery plais.
BF–U r wun of my her–(or him?)–roze here @at da lolcats–Ai loves to see yorze co-mince and wachy how yer wunnerful wit werks!! Da sads is da sukky, most ob us knows den 2 well!! Doan hide away! com sees us all ebbry dai! (Oh Ai made da rimes aofinkso!) he he he {{{{{{{{{BF}}}}}}}}}}
*hands BF a pigfoots an a boblol o’ bere*
ohai feelnz blu bluesfan.
ai smile ebery tim ai seez ur liddle red cap. no apololololgize for blushin. ai hopes tomorrowws no more sorrows.
(((bluesfan)))
like teh movie with jackie chan?