I’z up heer.. soakin up yur smartz.
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buuk wurm
PB!! u gotted 2 commintz in deh nawt sekkund minnit!!! U ben taking lessonz frum Anni!!
Adn Luk at awl deh uzzer peepz dat tyed!!! W00t!!!!
* Digz tow in durt *
Thx MJ !! Wel, moast ob teh tiem ime at teh minnite LOL nd shi bi tehre tuu. Lukkey foar mi si gawt tu slepe sumtiem !! Adn Carosue iz alwaiz in teh spa reddi tu bubblol tu teh tawp, tuu !!
Carosue bubblols in teh spa??? ewwwwwww
iz news tu me. Shud I be teh embarraseded?
an distrutin the kyutes!
bai teh wai. Splort Alerty! Defend yerselbes!
DAT’s ware dey went!
Yew tuu ?? Ai rimimbur ai had tehm wunc !!
Wut is dis “remember” yew speak ov?
Ai had it fur a minnit … * butt(!) nao ai doan rimemba !!
*
Keepin ur books frum floating away…
Tehy donut luuk lyk lite reedign … * Ai bene rawng befoar …
*
assmosis kitteh
now that was a seat-o-the-pants answer.
snerk!
cyclopedia cat
Bound tu bi up tehre !!
Rule Brittanica..Brittanica rules the waves! Wel uzd to befo computerfikashion tuk ober evryfing..akshuly iz finkso dat Wikipedia n Goggle r rulin de webwavz noa. Wut u fink PB?
Ai gawt childhood nollidge frum reedin n re-reedin buuks !! Iz teh harrd tu du taht nao wiv teh net wot contayns infurmaishin oberload !!
Stil, it az itz yoosis !!
absorbin te nollidge
Shi hieding nd library kwietly !! * Shh !! *
If I would smart I would wait until the next picture and be first…not gonna happen.LOL congrats poussinboi.
Thx 5 Eaglolz !! Ize juss lukkee as yu can si bi teh siks wai tye !!
Next time pretend you are me.LOL
An PB culd say “Ohai, aim gnu…”
Teh bestest yuuse foar Hansard ebber !!
*tikklolz deh spotty babeh belleh*
SEW KEWT!!!!!!!
*ticklols jellee been toe pads* Ooch, owch! Sharp poyntee ends!
Iz a gud dai tu juss loll abowt !! * nd itz raynin owtsied
*
Oh No!! Nawt da stripy, spotty bebbeh kitty belly. NO! *Titens CHRG* Nawt wurking. Oh, NO…….SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok ok umm what do I do
charge something………..
alright alright. breath,… calm blue ocean 5 eags
picks 3kittymomma up
puts on crash cart
flies down hall, wheels in o.r. room
scoops up brayns gnetly pushes themn back in ….ewwwww wait feels like pudding.
puts 3kittymomma in chaize chair.
covers with warm blanket
puts water bottle on all two sides.
puors drink….chlocolate marteenis.
there how are you now?
Thnx 5 eagles!! It wuz tu kyoot tu stand.
*snuggles intu warm blankie and thinks uf income taxes and stuff*
*thinks abowt pudding braynez*
Pudding tehm wair, pj ??
*Putz PB ina headlock*
*Gives atomic noogies*
:mr.green:
mmpphh!!
Im in ur liberries
Puttin stuff back in the wrong place
Ok ok umm what do I do
charge something………..
alright alright. breath,… calm blue ocean 5 eags
picks D-R up
puts on crash cart
flies down hall, wheels in o.r. room
scoops up brayns gnetly pushes themn back in ….ewwwww wait feels like pudding.
puts D-R in chaize chair.
covers with warm blanket
puts water bottle on all two sides.
puors drink….chlocolate marteenis.
there how are you now?
Fine !!
Ok ok umm what do I do
charge something………..
alright alright. breath,… calm blue ocean 5 eags
picks poussinboi up
puts on crash cart
flies down hall, wheels in o.r. room
scoops up brayns gnetly pushes themn back in ….ewwwww wait feels like pudding.
puts poussinboi in chaize chair.
covers with warm blanket
puts water bottle on all two sides.
puors drink….chlocolate marteenis.
there how are you now?
Izzit grownd hawg dai agin ?? * Tehse fingz happin 5Eegz …
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*gentlee taeks teh pawz of 5 eagles an goez to a ‘kwiett ruhm’*
evvyting be jess fyne! Yu saved evvybodee. Let mii gets yu a beverege fur yur wurk.
*slipsowtsyde an poors 5 eagles a drinkee. Slipsaliddle sumptinsumptin init*
Here yu go, 5 eagles, (lifts glass) cheez for yur gud wurk!!!
* nods tu otters, smiling quietlee tu herself*
* nods bak
*
Culd maybee haf yewsd tihs menny reskews today – ai shode mai scool kidlets tihs kitteh an tehy waz splortin awl over teh place. “Awww, izn it teh cewt” etc, etc.
Lukkly tehy doant taip teh cawmens!
ooh, liberry jokez! Tiem 4 an alfabettical list!
Alfabettical order
Bookcats… rr.. cartz
Card kittehlog…
Doo whee! dessimul sistem
Elebenty millyun bukks to reading
Finez if u turnz ‘em in layte
Gotz to be kwiet…plz not tew tawlk
H…..
How To bukz
Impruve Yur Memree bukz
J….
Jenral nollidge
Kittycat buukz
Luukin up teh indeks
M..
Miss Tearyz
N…..
Norty buukz * lyk ladee chaterleez luvva
*
Opin reedign aria
Photeaux koppeer
Q faw teh ekksit
R..
Real stories of a kitteh karetaker..
S…
Matte mappe buks
Nashanal Geografic magazeens wif teh aminul piktures
*O luk, sumwon smoochin in deh korner*
P…
Mongrils an hoew to tame dem
Nomnomnom buks
On hoew to caire for kittehs
P…
Plz tu beeing
Quiet!!
Reading Room
Shhhhhhh!!!!
T……
Tomes lik Shakesspir
Unkl Tomkats kabin
Veniti Faere
W…..
Wassamatta U. corse cataalog
X-Mens, the Erly Years
Yellow River by I.P. Daly
Zoiks! Teenage Detektives.
Toylets…. Wair ar tehy ?? * plzthx !! *
U..
Yeah!
Thanks.
My work is done …good night all may you dreamcatcher catch all your bad dreams, and the good ones keep you at peace.
Yu awf tu bed nao ?? Si yu nest tiem !!
Yesh I worked 18 hours straight for nine days straight Iyes tired.
Tahts tuu mutsh foar enni wun !! Yew taik cair yu donut ober du it, k?
Ohai PB! Conga rats on yur nawt-sekund!
*LOW gibs PB teh floofeh High-Five*
Ohai LOW !! A Hie Fiev tu yu !!
Heerz sumfing yu wil lyk !!
Kitteh’z “gray pereeyud” went frum nainteen-naintee-free tu tu-fowsend.
Win!
Yoo-hoo! Red!!! Ai haz pixors!!
SKWEEE!!! I likez deh wun wif deh Hello Kitteh pillow!
Oh yash, dat’s mai sweet Teddeh.
Hmmm, ar yoo in danjer ob splorting, mai cween?
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rappitee rap wif teh ducky taep*
Dere. Dat shud hold ur CHRG on tite.
fnnnnkkz!!! mm fffnnkk!?!?! mm knnnntt brrrrvvvv!!!!
*caerfullee snips small air hole in cweenmj’s taype*
fankeez!!! U mai noo best fren!!!!
Ai wuz jus doin teh rite fing, ur majistee. Itz nawt niec to suffocayt owr frendz.
*stares at 4.5*
Tiem to going hoam nao. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite (or wutebber tiem it iz) — an plz to be gud to eechuvver.
Prittee plz.
Wif catnip on top?
{{{{NS}}} I will keeping an ai on dem fur u!
oh..oh…ai iz habbin a deja vu! or….or..mebbe a deja-yoo!
bwahahahaha! Schmoooz, yur jamesty!
runsawaywifakwikness tew be envied by awl olympians ebberyware!
*Chaisiz after sunnyhuckle wif an eben kwikkerness*
Kawtcha!!! Schmooooooooz!
doan be katchin me, or ai cud nawt hab fixed teh wolfkits splort! at leest, nobuddy rolled YOO down teh dunjon stairs!
an, ennyway, ai had NUFFING TEW BE DOING WIF TEH TAYPING! AI CAME IN LATER!
AN! ai had NUFFING tew do wif teh tayping! AI wuz saving awl my taype fur teh wolfkit! naow, can ai pleez be goin tew see how him iz doin? fankees, yur jamesty!
U kud totally dye Teddeh prittee kulurs fur Eestur, jus liek we duz wif owr Timmy!
Ai maed U teh lol frum wun uf Ur pixorz. Clik mai bloo naem. WP nawt letting meh maek teh link.
Ai like it!!!
sssqqquuueeee!!!! WANT!!!
U kan borro, if u haz libraree kard.
And I thot I had a good library!! wun taht has kittehs would be purrrfect!!!
ay kitteh lendyng libary wuld bi teh awwsum!
I feer dat dere wud b a lot uv overdue kittehz!!! hoo kud returnifying a kitteh after keeping it fur 2 weekz???
I’d have tu pay da fyne fur kitteh keeping. I kuld nevver giv it bak.
ai wuld bi moar wurried abowt teh purrson whu reeterns teh kitteh taht der gramma borried wen shi wuz littlol…
ai sees yu undurstand whi ai is wurried.
Megga Kewt Liddill
Kitteh lubz hurz’ Prittee Wun’z
jynoarmuss Buuk Cayss!
Jynoarmuss Buuk Cayss
amz wundurrfull playss 4 Kewt
Kitteh 2 ekksploarz!!
Lawtza playssez 2
fyndz tunnelz andz deelytefull
playssez 2 habz Napz!!!
Awllso playssez wayz
hye upz 2 see wut Beeg Ruum
luukz lyke frum ceeleeng!
Megga Kewt Kitteh
lurnz lawtza feengz. Lyke jusst haow
‘poazibbill fumbz wurkz!!
Megga Kewt Kitteh
awllso knoez dat Hewminz amz
maydz 2 oapunn canz!!!
Jack.
**Floofy paws applaud wildly**
Woot! luv it, Jack!!!
klappity klappity, Jack! Woot! Woot!
aifinkso dis be Dewey (da librarary kitteh) kousin?
Aifinkso! Dewey luvd teh buks
fasebuk: Ur doin it rong
Butz habing cutest fase eber. Iz sew snorgabellyish I tink I needs to putz hat -splort- oops – tu laet.
Splort? an nobuddy noticed? Oh noze! *grabs teh portable CCC cart*
*gavvers up wolfkits braynes an rinsee rinsee wif teh wite zinfandel, fur relaxation*
Throws teh ***s out teh window…
packs wolfkits braynes back in teh craniun, an tapee tapee tapee wif teh dukky tape!
Puts teh CHRG wdoi on wolfkit’s hed tew be holdin in hims braynes,,,leed him tew teh splort recubbery lounj, raps in a floofy cheezpeep map blankee and hands nim teh choklit possums! runs awf tew be makin hawt choklit…here yoo goze wolfkit, eet this an drink this an think uv taxes!
sigh, iz wut happens win sumbuddy goze an taypees up teh cween, teh amatures has to step in!
*snerk*
tanks sunnyhuckle. Um *whispers quietlyly*, him iz a her though bud alwais lieking choklit sew not madder.
OH! and OH! ai iz so SORRY! wut wif teh cween chasing me, an teh braynes awl ober ebberyware, wuz nawt noticing teh details!
Iz hokay. sawong kan bee bois cloves tew.
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
tank u tew cween. 2 choklit possums iz nomilishess. *schmooz*
oh, my, an fankees fur tew be assisting, yur jamesty! Trooce?
*hisses*
did yoo noze teh wolfkit iz a gurl? ai am SO embarrassed!
Awww….. donut wurry….. I thot Maus wuz a gurl at nawt-sekkund!! wif deh gender-non-specific namez, it happenz…. LCB haz eben ben reffered tu az a guy!!!!
I was refered to has himz, nawt too long ago.
(Wat is wrong wiff my typingz tonite?)
get deh H owtta dehre!!!!
Would dat I could!
Kitteh kan cumes ober an ozmatis mi buuks. I haz one room half ful ob buuk caeses an my bed is 4 foots ob to flaw cause I not hab enuf shelvs fur de rezt ob dem. Iz tru.
um, pleeztewmeetcha, wolfkit. *eggstendz floofy paw uv frendingness* an…an…an…am so sawry abowt teh jender fing…um…well…us OLD peepuls finks uv teh wolfs as male,…um iz programmed in…aifinkso! SAWRY! *hedbonks?*
this iz teh Baron von Witebear (pleez refer tew sunny’s profile ifn yoo haz nawt herd uv me, although ai cannawt imagine…) well, ennyway, between teh splort repair, teh jender ishyoo, and teh cween chasin her awl ober teh place (reely, my cween, wuz taht reely necessary?), sunny iz kwite distrawt…so!…so! ai am tew be putting her tew bed, ahcuz she still haz tew go an werk wif those verrrry verrry undeserving peeps in teh mourning! schmooz!
G’nite!!! Adn schmoooooz!! (wevver u wantz dem oar not) :snerk:
Kyoot liddle tummy!! I wants to blows awn it!
*tigglol tigglol tigglolz*
I can haz burfdai! Twenny-sebben yeers ol tudai. NEwaiz, I gotsta go tew teh pleh wurk. DO NAWT WANT. Custmer suggested dat mai bawss gib mii payd dai awf fur mai burfdai. Dew nawt fink will hapn. Mai bawss is teh pleh.
hippo burdseye tu u!!!
*throws qweenfetti over CK*
Have sum chonklit cake wif chonklit eye seeing and sum shampers befor u goes to wurk!!!
{{{{{{CK}}}}}}}
Happy burfday, ck!!!
Hippy Pappy Berfday CK. Tayk teh eggstra lawng cawfee brayk!
shh i am sooooooo inocent untill u leave. so i just wait and wait and wait and be cute till u leave… then mess up all the books put u here and u there. that 1 goes there and that 1 goes here hahaha HA oo she’s back be cute and stuff.
(SOOOOOOO CUTE) not really but still cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shh i am sooooooo inocent untill u leave. so i just wait and wait and wait and be cute till u leave… then mess up all the books put u here and u there. that 1 goes there and that 1 goes here hahaha HA oo she’s back be cute and stuff.
(SOOOOOOO CUTE) not really but still cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahaha
awwww i just wanta pet his tummy it’s so cute just like my cat that hates his tummy petted he say meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwww
I can has osmosis?
U wont find eny der. Hooman reads nuthin but barny pikchur buks.
unless iz deez book:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/06/funny-pictures-twilight-is-that-boring/