
How many dead birds did you leave on the driver’s seat? Enough to make him scream like that.
kittehs has nine lifes. hooman only gets wun
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But…but…burds ar frens!
Congrats, AP! U haz a solow tawp spot!
Woot!
Would have teh bassa-nova birds, but they’s … indisposed … at teh moment.
*calls in teh polka parrots*
*dans-dans-solotawpspot-dans-dans*
Drinkeez awl arownd!
Teh hyoomin did luuk pritty funneh, tho.
Wooty woot! Teh solo tawp spawt tew Angel Plume! Congarats!
*sets owt a hayuge tray uv bevvies an sordid pastrees an caiks*
*skampers awf tew wurks*
Ummmm! Sordid pastrees! Jus teh ting for afferlonsch!
Ooh, ai lubs teh sordid paystreez!
*tayks a stikky-bun adn sum chai*
*nom-nom-sip-sip*
*likky-likky teh stikky-stikky paw-pads*
ooooo chai is luberly speshully awn a coald dai lyke todai!
Conga Rats! Conga Rats!
dinna wurre AP, tehy are just pretending to skare teh hoomin!
Dey is gud aktors!
Ok, guiz, u can joyns teh polka parrots nao *dans-dans*
NO! iz enemys!
they spies on uz!
Wow! Yu muss rly lubs him!
Only wen he open teh nomscan…
Adn kleens owt teh liddur-bawx…
Adn bwings owt teh fevvur tois
Adn turnz up deh heets…
Kittehs hab fun!
practical joker kittehs
Diddint wanna oberdu it.
AIEEEEEeeee!!!
muhahahah BC stryks agaaaaaaaan!
An jus wayte til he findz teh snaik unner teh seet!
Teh mausie dat ai putted in teh gluvbawx am still alaive adn well, aifinkso!
There wus teh
Anteloppes by teh accellater
Burds in teh backseet
Cows in teh carburator
Doggies on teh dashbored
E …
Elophaunts in teh trunk
Flumeengoes in teh frunt seet
G…..
Grrafees in the garage
Hippos in teh helicopper
Iguauauas in the isebock
J…
Emus in teh enginee
Fishees in the fuel lines (fuels has been replaced wif water)
Gerbils in the Glovebox
H…
Harbls in the headlights
Iguanas in the ignishun
Jackalopes in the jack
Kangaroos in teh keyhole
Lemmings in teh leftfronttire
Marmots in teh manifold
N…
Koalas inn da karseet
Llaammaaz awn da rufe
Meerkatz inn da eggshaustpiep
N…
Ninkompoopz inn da napsak in da backseet
Opposssumz awn deh oberdryve
Pandyas pawnderin deh posabilitees uv a Porshe
Q…..
Quackers under teh clutch
‘Roos in teh radiadiadiator
Salamanders under teh seats (keeping u warm!)
Tigers in teh tank!
U…
Do yoo noze how tew git a tiger in yur tank? Open the fuel door an kick him in teh gas hole!
Quatchi ™ the mascot near teh quickness gear
Rabbits in teh reverse light
Stoats in teh sparkypluggs
Turkeez in teh tranny
U…
Uh-oh…….
Uvver things in teh uvver seat
Voles in de VW
Wolfs in teh watchmacallit
X…
Xtra fin snakees in the xhaust
Yaks in teh younowat
Zebbrraass on teh zoom pedal
Goodjob!! Ai thot we’z jammed up!
kownt teh fezzus … wun, tuu, elebbenty …
Awlmoast enuff tu mayk a pillolow!
Firtee-free fouzund fevverz awn a frushi’s frote
U kownted dems?
*has an impressd*
Iz an awld tung twistur!
I hope not one of da dead birds was an eagles?
Meegwetch 3kittehsownme.
My kitteh looks like the grey/white kitteh. I just found out he has cancer. He’s almost nineteen. It breaks my heart. :*(
you can see pictures of him at catster if you click on kitkatCC
{{{kitkatCC an kitteh}}} he’s a beautiful cat.
{{{{{{kitkatCC an kitteh}}}}}}} So sorry, kkCC *sending lerving beemz to kkCC an teh kitteh* *an sum Sham-Wowz*
hees luks liek an tweet n floofy boi….beri hansum indeedy
{{{{{{{{{{socs an kitkatCC}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(((kitcatCC and kitteh) – so sorreh ’bout your boi.
{{{kitkatcc & oldkitteh}}} So sorry! Iz verry sad to lose an old frend.
Oh noes!! Ai’m so sry to heeer dis
{{{{kitkatCC and nineteen-yr-old kitteh}}}}}
I be holdin yoo both in mah hart, and sendin yoo BEEMS for comfort.
Aifink dats whut my BC Isis had, in hur gut.
She didnt lyk tu be held, adn hid it frum me until it wuz tuu layte.
She started owt as a feral kitteh, and wuz oanly ten oar so.
Ai still miss hur, but has bin ober a yeer adn duzznt hurt so much nao.
Is berri sad. Ai feel ur payne. {{{{kkCC}}}}
{{{{{kitkatCC an her Kitteh}}}}}
CC will be wif yu wen da tyme iz come.
{{{{{kitkatCC an kitteh}}}}}
i am sorry to heer taht. i know yoo will doing teh very best for him that yoo kan, an him knowz yoo luving him very much.
oh, him iz most byootimus an floofy! him looks liek a sweet boi.
Thanks everyone. I needs more kleenex.
*tayks box of kleenex, stuffs it into teh Intertoobs; clicks send*
We be here for yoo, kitkatCC. Yoo coem by and we kin tawk abowt yor kitteh whenever yoo wuntz. . .
I’m so sorry about your kitkat. Please don’t fail him when the time comes.
{{{KKCC}}}
mai hart is borked for u too.
o nooos. ai has a sad for u. we awl lub de kittehs, awl of dem. keeps urs warm n snugggle lotz times ebery dai.
lotz ob us think n of u .
*May Ai pls inturrept dis LOL to aks a kewshton?*
Ai noes wun uv u alreddy toald meh, but Ai furgawt…..hao doo u maek ur name bloo and klikky awn heer? Kthnxbai.
goe yu da cheeztown cryer an reed da halpurs an majik trix sexshun
linkee
Geeee..whi wood wurdypoops moderatez dat?
*LOL..LOL*
Cauz uf teh way u spelld teh werd affer trix!
wuz inna wurd nawt awl bai self!!! *grumblol*
Ai gotted modurated fur ritin teh naem uf teh TTI county ware Brighton iz fownd!
ai gess dat meens ai shud nawt tri tu puut bideo ob “Rawk Awn” bye Daebid E$$ex awn heer anitiem?
Dass rite!
*snerk*
wuz driving joonyur hi orkestra kids arownd dis morning. taht’s bowt wher my mind iz rite now.
nawt sekkund ansurr ish bean modratid
goe yu da cheeztown cryer an reed da halpurs an majik trix seggsshun
linkee
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iffen you has a website or blogs – wen you puts that in the website box in yowr reply – it ortomatikaly makes yer name blu and klikkety. Good luck.
by ‘reply’ i meens in the comments box. sorree – i is a little woozy …. only had six sleeps todai….
only six sleeps??
oh, teh hughmanatee! *faynts in horror*
*frows louwnge chayre unner lunarmommy*
*putts dorblol smudgie awn cushie pilloe wif safwt floofy blankee fro napp*
ooh, nise saev, willy boy. fankies!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Melli an Tabbehkitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, buttery yello caeks wif brown shugar frosting, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “freebird” wen tehy yoyo, wind-up disko dansing alien robot dollz, kandee, an brite-color puffy fishee stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*taiks yoyo* *
♪ ♫ ♪ wans tu fliieeeeee hiiieeeeeee fweeeeeeeee burrrrrrrrd!!! ♪ ♫ ♪
wowwy….fanks burfdae fairy!
*Windz up AWL deh disko dansing aleeyun robot dollz*
*watchez deh disko dansing aleeyun robot dollz*
*disko heer, disko dere, disko awl arownd deh skware*
that is soo funny
hi how are you!!
It’s RIPPERTON!!! He’s finally made the Front Page!!