
Well, this is going back to Amazon. I ordered a Ceiling Cat.
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Well, this is going back to Amazon. I ordered a Ceiling Cat.
Picture by: Naomi Caption by: PinkKryptonite via Advanced Lol Builder
Nawt wat Ai orderd
Butt nawt awl BC’s ams ebil!!!
Ai doan’t fink ennee cat iz reelee ebil. In TTI, teh blakk wuns aer spozed 2 bring gud lukk nawt bad.
Mai hart BC wuz teh Win adn awwsumz. Hur iz wayting fur meh in teh meddow, bonking teh goggiez awn teh noez fur fun, aifinkso.
Aww, WRR. I’m shore she iz! {{{{HUGS FOR YEW AND UR BC!}}}
Ai haz awlwais had teh BC mai hole laif – pluss teh ginja kittehs. Nawt wun ebil wun butt(!) tehm BCs ar teh berry clebber kittehs.
Yes they are, my cat was a BC and she was evil. She trained me in her evil kitty ways well. One day i hope to join the kitties in the rebellion against you foul spelling humans.
Remembr….. imag on skreen mybe diffrent frum akshual colur du to teh skreen reslushun
Oh hai Natasha Dee!! Am u noo? If so, welkum tu Cheezland!!!
*extendz floofy Paw uv frendship*
Iz had commentz her an der, but usaly too late fur teh notice….. usuly lurker…..
I lurv floofy paws!
*takes floofy Paw uv frendship* Tanks!
Kum and playing wen u kin!!
*Handz Natasha Dee a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
Tu layt Kitteh, U awlreddee sined ur sole ober tu teh OOPS manz.
gud luk wif dat!
Teh brillyince ob dis cawmint will be lawst, aifinkso.
*Carefully traces cawm………..oooo packing P-nutz!
kontints an kuhlur mai settlol durrink shipmint.
May contayn traises ob BC.
waddup wiv dis?
Ai payed eggstra fur teh speedee deeliberee!!!
Conga Ratas Anni, carosue an jk2kitteh!!
Free-way tie! Congaratz to Anni (top spot, as per youshoohal), carosue, and jk2k.
*Leaps up from chair and does the dance of the 7 veils (oops. Look the otter way, please, when the 7th veil does its descent)*
Q. does yu plai deh zills whilst yu dansdansdans?
Zills? mmmm, cannot fink wot zills are. Fingurr cymbals, p’rhaps?
clinkety clinkety clashety boom!
Googlol lists zills fingur cymblolz!
Yup, dose teh wuns.
*putz on teh tinee fingurr symbulls an ‘tingtingting’ awlong wit Q’s dans uv teh veils*
Teh veils nebber fitz so Ai plai teh zillz!! LOL!
Oooo – vales s’posed to fit?
*looks down at self*
Sum vales, it mite taek mor than 7 to cuvver…so Ai do teh zills.
kain’t be……………ah’ve never worn a veil in mah entiahre lahf
U shud try it….. I finso it wud b a gud luuk fur u!!!
*thought-full look*
*stroke-y, beard-y moment*
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hmmmm, that opaq…opak…op, ya canna see trooo it, and head to toe thing might help at that
Aifinkso if yu can dew RiffRaff, yu can dew ANYTING!!!
Butt, you’d bee sew kyoot in dem!
Jinkz!!! U oehz mii a koke!!!
**goes to fridj**
**gets can of koke outta teh fridj**
**shaykshaykshaykshayk outta teh site of ennywun**
**gibs to cween**
Heer ya go!
**runswifakwikness**
Happitayle Birfingday, Dan!
maybe…………maybe not
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the shadow may know, but can’t tell. I’ve got him tied-up in the shop and hidden under a thick layer of sawdust.
I knoes dat!
I thotso Janet sed dat wii iz pozed to wishing yoo a happitayle birfingday ebery tiem wii see yoo!
Purrsonalee, I finkso dis iz a rooze inbented by yoo to mayks us awl partee foar 2 weeks!
So, ya get enny non-bill mayle 2day?
dunno yet, haven’t gotten home since I left for more ladder-gymnastics at kiss-my-%**&% O’clock inna morning
Kitteh mist teh “kulur may varee” disclaimer, aifinkso.
Bc b full ov win, awsumz and static cling.
Wish we could see wat happenz next.
Neggst:
1. Kaleekoe jumpz in
2. BC jumpz owt
3. Styrofome p-nutz fly ebbreewhair!!!
Wheeeee!!!!!
Punkin got 1 ov does stuck on her today. She did nawt want! It was da funni.
I can has caliko shipped to my howse, plz?
*hides Punkin* you can nawt has.
I nawt meen Punkin. I want teh kitteh in teh pikshur!
I kin awlmost beleeving u, red!
Nuffin rong wif Punkin.
Wudja mayk up ur mind?!?!
**hedbats pj wif a playfull**
Yoo nawt can has mai calico, eever! (Eben tho seh did teh likliklikBITE fing last nite!)
Yoo gots pikshurs of ur kitteh, DK?
I wanna see hur!
Ai hazza digitlol camra nawo! ADN a memree kard! Ai will uplode sum piksurs to mai profile bery so0ns, ai promiss.
YAY!!!
Hurz gotted a dig ital kamra adn nawt afraid tu uzing it!!!
**remynz self to keep away frum DK wen hur haz teh kamra owt**
Razzenfrazzen!! Naow WHER did ai puts tath adaptor fingy for teh USB cablol? Stupee new teknololologees!
*goes off skritching hed*
Hay!!! DK!!! kwit skritching mai hed!!!
U can haz dis Caliko if ai can haz teh BC.
*wisspurrs * U juss Yoink dem bof when ai distrakt eberywun.
Oh Luk iz dat a kitteh Stuk inna tree ober der!!! * Points tu weepy willow tree neer NB. *
**YOINKs bofe kittehs an runzwifakwikness in teh uthur direkshun**
Ohai, cween!
Yoo kno how I iz wif teh calikoes…. I nawt kin halp it dat I gots teh weekniss foar dem.
Dem an floof….
I lubz deh flooof tu, but fur sum reezin, awl mai kittehz (eggsept Booteez) haz ben shorthairz. I wunderz wai dat iz???
Josie had teh short hares, butt bofe my girlees now haz teh floof.
I lubs AWL kittehs – floof oar short hares, calikoes oar enny cullers, butt I haz the weeknissississississ.
I finkso wun of teh reezuns I lubs teh beeg floofy kittehs iz cuz I’m beeg an floofy too.
izzunt we all? better tahn nex step…daaayumm!!!
I wants teh guies to be finkin “daaaaayuummm” butt inna gud way.
adn iz sure dey duz!
**luuks owt frunt windo**
Nope, no line foarmed owt dere.
*getz snootee luk on faze, noze in ayr*
Obviuslee..floofy iz gud (!!!!!) sinse wii alllwweighs offer deh floofy pawz to teh new folkz!
*getz snootee luk off of faze..*
Ai fluffee2!
Ohai, FireRN1!
Welkum to Cheezland!
Yah, I finkso teh whirled has moar floofy peeps den non-floofy peeps!
I agrees wif FireRN1, floofy bii gud!! Altho myne Dr. Tinycat says I’m a little tuu floofy.
Yaw, wiolkalm FireRN1! Ayam soh gled tiw meat yiw!
you would like my calikoe
Hers berry berry floofy purty. Her has perfected nu techniq of projectile floof too plech lol
ducking won’t help…….projectile floofies are target seeking
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they’ll FIND you no-matter how well ya hide.
And der calikoe floofies
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So da floofs show up no matter wat cololr you b wearing.
Ai haz teh kittehs for menny yeers inklooding a purr shun. Nao sunnly ai haf teh floofy wun wif projektayl floof taht getz up mai noes! It iz teh ferry fain floof an mayks me snee… achoo! Furst taim fer eberyting ai gess. Lukkee he iz teh cewtist kitteh.
Basement Cats…now available in new Wreck Destruct…Decorator Whites
click my name for prime example…(arrgh, the mischief)…but i do love the deranged little beasts
Gawd, tohse kittehs R awl gorjus!! Adn isn’t it amazing how mush noise just 2 ob dem can maek?!?
*waivez Ohai!*
I just lukkinged at sum uv ur pixorz!! I likez deh neberending fite adn deh neberending cuddlol!!!
booteemuss kitteh pix!!
Yesh, dey iz!
Plz to snorgle dem foar awl of us.
They pikked hyme off da rong self.
Ohai, 3km!
Yoo gonna send ur BCs bak?
Nope, return dayte haz xpired, an I lawst da receipt. Plus dey haz awlready trained mii.
Pur basement cat has a sad beecuz him nawt wanted.
3km will tayk him.
Hurz gots a kollekshun goin.
Basemint kitteh can cum libs wiff uss. We habz tu basemint kittehs. Da moar da merryer. Ai taek da kallikow tu. Ai taek awl da kittehs ebberware. Oui lubs em awl. Butt ai speshly lub BCs. BCs knot ebil. Ower Cleo iz sew sweet dat iffen herz puts herz paw in yer kawfee, yu woodint knead shugger.
Aww Fuzzywhisker, dat wuz veri sweet tu say, or iz dis Cleo tawlkin?
Ai no BC nawt ebil. Mai babee gurl is a BC. Ai lurvs her!
ai wantz
I ordurz frum IkeaKat nekst taim.
Ohai!! rhbs. Ai agreee de wurld be a floofee plaze..
Iz a wurld ov fuzzee, a wurld ov cheer,
is a wurld ov laffturr, a wurld wit teer,
Dere’s so much dat wii shair,
Iz deh tyme weer awhere…..
(alltogethernao)
Itz a floof wurld aftur aaawwwwlllllll…..
(so sorree dat manee Cheezpeep nao hav deh bleedin eer holez)
applolsauce!!! appplolsauce!!!!
*flikz bik*
*holdz up deh lit liter*
Tankyu, mah cween, vurry kynd ov yu.
Have you ever pit Styrofoam between your teeth and squeaked it?.
COOL! *goes to see if kittehs like da noisee*
eeeewwwwwww! Maeks mah brayne curddel!
(mai BC iz on meh lappie, wachin deh thred…ai must be karefull)
isn’t amazhon uninshured? no moneyz backs?
What the! Anyone know where that picture is originally from? I’m 99% sure these are my cats.
Did you know amazon iz just like ebay? srsly, you buy from other people like ebay, not stores
Soe happeh tu sea awl teh lurv fur BCs on dis thred – ei haz a floofeh Ebil an himz jus teh best (awl 3 1/2 feat an 17# uv him)!
OMBC! Dat’s huoooj!
Heh. Himz and ei haz deel: ei keepz rollin owt teh salmon, an ei keepz my sole.
Srsly, himz a grate pal.
Ok.. this is scary. Those two look so much like my own 2 cats (including the collar!) that i actually went through my pictures to see if this wasn’t one of mine.
It’s not, but still.. very surreal!
these are my babies they are brother and sister….black one is Rambo(Mr Sneaky) the other one is Soffee…they are the loves or our lives and Mr Sneaky goes in any box he can….
huh.. amazon rainforezt?