
And what attributes do you feel you will bring to the table as an employee of Happy Burger? I possess extensive experience with fire and brimstone, sir.
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an food – ai is gud at eeting fud…
Yu bean ‘sosiating wib mi tuu lawng !! GMTA !!
Wel dun at teh furvest frum larst, Nenne !!
ai kno wot ai lykes tu eet
GMTA!!!
Itz a tai Nenne an PB. Sillybrateri drinkies awl rown. *parsses teh bubblolz to teh nawt-sekkund posters*
ooh – fankies!
Just on mah way hoem frum wurk – shampers will do nicely to get me through the jurknee onda bus!
*puts on audio-book on HIGH*
An Ai aer in leeg wiv teh dark wun
we very gud buddeez. *nods nods*
O.o a poisunis tie… oar is et lava? bof possiblol wif bc aifinkso
it… it…. itz HOUNDZTOOTH!!!
… nao ai wish ai had ordurd da omgwtfbbq shurt… *swoons*
it’s a goggie eat goggie world; while they aer busy being stoopy, i wrkwrkwrk and make Happy Burger top Dawg in da whirrled. bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
Ohai, ebberywun!! Ai sowwy ai haz nawt posted in a whiles….ai haz been doing other fings…ai am bak nao, and ai hazza awesum tu share!! Mai brudder nao hazza bebeh boi!! Him was born dis mornin’ in Virginia. 8 lbs., 1 pz. and 21″ long, and his name is Reily Seth Yantiss. Happytail dans!! *BONK* (Dat wuz me, accidentally runnin’ into da wall)
W00t!! w00t!!! w000t!!!!!!!!!!
Happydans!! Happydans!! happydans!!!! happydans!!!
dat bery gud noos! i hab a happi dans dans dansy dans fur yu adn yur bruddur tu!
i is awlso tu eggstend teh conga rats filld floofy paw of teh frendship as i fink dis teh nawt sekkund tyms we r meeting – ohai’s tu yu, gud sur!
Ohai, bloola!! *aksepts floofy paw of teh frenship* Wuld yu liek a chooklit martoonie?
Dansdansdans, hoop-de-doo! Ai duz a happeedans foar yu! … adn yur bruvver, teh bebbeh’z mamma, teh noo liddlol man, adn teh hoal famblolee! Wunnerfewelol nooz!
Xsellin gnus! Conga!
Happi unclol dai, Jeremy!!!
HURAY fur yu, Jeremy, dass gud nuze! (an jentlol hed stroaks fur yur aksidentlol wall enkowntur!)
wozers – u gotta gnu nefew! Datz grate.
i hab tryd adn testid ebery burgur frum heer tu timbuktoo, sur… i noes wot teh happi burgur reely tast lyk…
…teh happi burgur hab cheez.
a kitteh waring hownztoof? iz a fo paw!
Why so? I bet that’s not just houndstooh, it’s basementhoundstooh. And we all know that Basement Cat ruleth the basement and has dominion over the basementhounds. Just as on Earth, kittehs rule!
Hard times dese daze- BC haz to get part-time jawb.
It b bad indeeed, eben Basement Cat sufferz frum deh EekNoNommeez!!
ai laik mai burgrrrrz WELLZdun … verree wellzdun … kukded in hawt, hawt flaimz … inz a baismint, doncha knoe …
BULLY TIN!! NOOZ FLASCH!! BULLY TIN!!
Itz seams taht teh ripport uv teh demyze uv teh Conga Rats wazza nawt troo!! Itz hazz bin rippoartud taht the preeveyusslee mysseng Conga Rats wuz spawtud awn teh teevee tihs verree moarneng, syngeng and dansdansdanseng bakkupz foar Gloreeya Esteffawn wyl shih wuz syngen “Conga” … inz Myammy!!!
A nunnnaymed (butt(!!) reelyablol) soarse ripportz taht teh Rats desyded tu uuz teh cubber uv beeyeng kawnsoomed bai teh jyant kitteh sebbrul freds agone tu maik a neskayp tu Sunnee Flolridda tu fulfyl teihr lyfloang ambishun uv dansdansdanseng wif Myz Esteffawn tu hurz hyt sawng “Conga”, adn tu atendify tihs weekweekweekie-end’z Soupurr Bowlol inz teh Myammy.
“Kummawn bebbeh, shayk yur boddee,
Du teh CON-GA!!”
Tahnk CC–ai had a wurried abowt tohse rapscalyons.
fankew, rapscalyons am wun ob mai fabrit wurds!! ai hadda wurrit bowt dem, tu. ai doan noe, whut iz de wurld cuomin tu? *size*
Shudda noen dem ratz wud run off tu deh sunny wevverz!!!
cans they taike me tew? ai wud lyke mai energys back frum teh bebbeh plz!
but but but…. wut about teh skwirrls????
*has an ankshus*
*luks up wering fir eer kaps* Ezz knos NUTTIN! *bouncz awai witaquikness*
The BC Family is very well dressed. BC with the collar and tie. BC Jr with the bowtie. Maybe tomorrow we’ll complete the family with Mrs. BC?
butt (snerk) Mrs BC is like teh Mafia Moms. She is presenting a gud an nice face tew teh wurld, while she conc….erm….gibes teh orders frum her kitchen
“goe tu teh mattrussiz …”
gud I contact. ur hired.
tets
tats
tots?
*tuts wurriedly*
tuts?
tut… tut
snerk
Iffn Ai postid teh obeeus, it wud be moduratid!
no, no, no… tetsing new abtar.
>snerk< * PB hedz tu NB *
Yew iz wiked Anni…but i foart egsackly de sam…rofl..off ta de NB
I haz teh berry moast immpoartunt ekspeereence uv awl…..CHEEZBURGER ekspeereence!
I can haz jawb nao?
Important qwestions: Wen is brake tiem? How manys Happy cheezburgers employes can eet each hour? This job interview is a two-whey street Mr. Boss!
An ai iz berri good at shreddings the veggies wif mah pointy ends…
awesome
i hatez taht Happeh Burger restaurant.
tehy burn teh food.