It only takes one missing piece to ruin de puzzle. hmmm… Which one to chooz??
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nao deer.. doan goe awl tu peeses..
conga rats skwirrlgrl
C’mon – pull ursef 2gevvur…
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Con-CAT-enayshunz, leeza! U can haz teh so-low tawp spawt! Haow U wanna sillybrayt? We kood pore sum gud wyn n werkz onna 5000-pees puzzlol wif pitcherz uv kittehz …
Or we culd AWL nom thos delishus lukking puzlol peeces. Oh luk, teh yellow wun is lemon! Teh green wun is lyme! And over ther a red wun, ooh stromberry! Why is that gray wun toona-flayvurd? And teh brown wun MUST be chonklit!
*stuffs a whole bunch in mah mowf*
MmmMMFffth! Mbbpmhmmm!
**whaps Gremlin on teh back**
those arent edible!!! be careful gremlin!!!
PTOOOIE! *spits owt pieces*
Butt . . butt . . I thot they lukt taystee and nutrishus!
Whale, dey DUZ hazza lawt uv fyburr……
Heer, has a hawt chocklit wif sordid toppins instead!
Fankees! *schlurp nom nom nom schlurp!*
Da jig iz up! Ai saw wat yu did.
Noe u dint! Ai wuzznt dewin nuffin!
Congrats, Leeza!
Well, teh conga rats and merengue skwirlols …we had them but the kitteh a few daze back eate’d them.
We *do* however, have the Lemming Merengues, which like to danz to “Bye Bye mS A Mary Can Pie” but in nhonor of teh puzllolment, how bout teh King from teh king n eye who sed “Itz a puzzlolment” and dansdansdansed wif wotshernaem.
shall we…dans?
youtube.com/watch?v=PdyqmN5cnRQ
O fanky, sweetpea! The King and I iz mai fayvrit!
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*wiss-purrz* Herz naym wuz Anna Leonowens …
fangs! i had a memory, but time eated it.
U iz eeting ur own braynez???
Haz u ben hanging owt wif Igor agin??!?!?!?
a zombeh cannikitteh?
Dey sai dat teh memree b teh sekkund fing tewgo, butt (!) I kaynt memburz watt the nawt-sekkund fing b…
wil putt dem unner frige
an sum unner da cowch
Sume in da couch too.
n sum unner teh fud boal
Adn wun floatin inna watter-dish maybi?
An whuts dis in ma shu?
Um … ur fut? Ur sok? I noe! It izza:
Applol seed
Bananana peel
Crumz uv bred
D…
Dentil floss
Ew! Ew! Ew!!
Fluffy bitz
G…
Goo-ee Gunk
Hrblls (ew ew ew)
Icee-creem (melted)
Juice (sordid flavurs)
K…
Graypes
Holes (in ma soks)
icky stuffs
junk
K…
Kittehs (wai du dey lubs da stinkee shus?)
Lima beens
Mowsies
N…
no idee wat dat iz!
partz of sumting weird
qwit larg dust-bunniez
r…
Oopsie, forgetted teh O
Iz otay, CK — dat happinz sumtymz…
Owld bitz uf cookeez
Razins dat fellout of deh cookeez
Summpthin gooshee
Toeznales
U….
***Aahz detects a possible straight line here***
***Aahz takes the bait anyway***
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Ware’z teh “P”?
We iz all hazin trubblol todai aifinkso…… hahaha
Uzed coton sqwabs
Very scairie spidr
Wool yearn
X…
Xtra ookey stuf
Yewwow string
ZOMG wat teh heck iz dat?
Gerbyl that u thot ran awai
Hard boyld eggie
Ise creem, meltd
Jumpin beenz
Koala leevings
L…..
Mennee kitteh toyz…
noomerus missin eering baks
oddur half of sock dat was stoled
P…..
*blinks sleepily* gud moarnin eberywun!
Ware the “L” iz “L”?
*runs for coffee*
*caffeine starts brain cells*
*facepaw*
Oh noes! Aahz yoo haz cawt meh twyce in fayce paw momints!
Lotsa eggstra kitteh hayr *insert above*
Iz otay, TW! Haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n chokklit paowdur spreenkloled awn tawp!
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BTW, ennywun hoo haz teh saym inishulz as bowf mai dadcat n mai kidlet hasta b uh gud purr-sun!
Fanky Aahz! I lubs hawt chokolitz! *happy dans dans dans*
It b LOST on an island sumwair …. wif a buncha strainj peepz….
Speekin uv puzzlolz … dat shoa iz nuffin butt (!) wun beeg puzzlol…
an mor stranj 2dai, affer sho las nite (ia iz a Losttie).
Jus remembur: do NAWT angur teh blak smoek. U will nawt liek teh blak smoek wen it hazzan agree.
“…hazzan angree.” Nawt “hazzan agree.”
Spoiled fur choyse!
Enniwun els habbin trubblol gettin site 2 werk?
ish been beri sloe!!
Der wuz no lol, den 8 commints!
Seamz OK naow, but Ai had trubblol gettin it 2 refrosh at teh crooshul tiem!
halp halp tuu minnie peeses
O, ahll hep u wif taht gale!
eyez teh peeces….*batbatbatbatbatbatbat*
ai ar oberkum wif
indeejestshunindeesisshun….ohai gale…yu ar noo hear?
*egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship* Oh hai, gale!!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
Welkum to Cheezland, gale!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Lukz liek dere izza cupplol peesiz wif liddul fisheez onnem — I betcha doze r teh wunz watt kitteh iz gunna tayk…
izzit da anglol oar duz lil kalikoe haz grate beeg eerz?
Aifinkso loveli beeg eerz, yesh yesh. Lyka fennec-fox. Awl teh betterz to heer yu wif, wide eer…
Heh! GMTA, Lungdoc! Haow U iz 2dai?
All fine here, ‘xcept Ai gots to get bakk to workz! See yu laterz! Havva happi dai!!
Hasta la vista, Lungdoc! U hazza happytayl dai 2!
Ai wuz tryin to fink ob da fokss naym, ai am glad yu did. BTW, nise to meetcha doc *hols owt fuzzee paw* howdee doo?
Haowdii, drgnfly!!! *shaiks fuzze pawz* Ai hazza happee to meetchu!!1!
Awl teh beddurer 2 b teh heerin U wif, mai deer!
!!! We hazza GMTA, aifinkso, Aahz!
Anna GMTA onna GMTA, I finksew!
dee-sih-shunz, dee-sih-shunz…..
… O I hayt maykin deesihshunz …
JUST PICK ONE…….Just kidding jk2kitteh.
I iz delukyfying a day late, due to severe case of RLS. Hello, cheezpeeps, I iz longtime lurker and very okkazional commenter. Cheezland means a lot to me, the fun, warmth, and support is vital to my existence now.
I haz shared laughs and leakey eies, and learned from the wizdom of teh cheezpeeps. When my callyco kitteh crossed the bridge last summer, I knew dis iz plaice to come for comfort.
Abouts dis LOL, tell me the sekret plse, kitteh. I has excellent gushie fuds to reward you with, and many jigzaw puzzlols unfinished. Is peaces under frig, couch, bookcase, bed, where?? You haz outsmarted meh againz!
Tucatsu ( now just one cat sue)
Ohai Tucatsu!! Pleezded 2 meetchu!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Wood U liek sumfin 2 nom awn oar 2 dreenkee? Wee steel can haz plennee leavded obber frum yestiddeez Delurkifikayshun Dai pardee…
Ohai, Tucatsu- a plezure to meetchu, I’m shur!
Walkum 2 dis happi plaes Tucatsu. Beddur laet dan nebber!
{{{{{tucatsu}}}} I memberz u!! I glad u kin beeing heer eben if iz a day late!!! Akshully, itz neber tu late tu delurkify…..
Ohai Tucatsu! Sew nyce tew meet u! Iz neber tew lait tew delurkify, aifinkso, peeps r welkom at anee tyme!
Jinx!!! u owez mii a Koke, BF!!!
Nise tu meetcha sue! *holdz owt fuzzee paw in a frenly wai*
Ohai an welkums tucatsu….hoppi dae aftur delurkifikayshun dae!!
pleez yu kud joyn uss owt inn da warrm sunlite ob cheezland..
Ohai! Welkumz to Cheezland!
*eggstenz floofy paw of frenship*
ohai!
Now I haz almost-leakey eies, again.
Thank you all for your warm welcomes! I can has chokolat cake, a chokolat possum, and chokolat milks, plse.
*grabbifies lurker welkom giftee bag and runs behind couch to rip bag open with bunny feets of doom*
Thankees kindley,
Tucatsu
*tikkle tikkle tikkle*
ohai! ai tew ownlee hab 1 kitteh, ai noez haow dat goez..
pleezed tew meetcha!
O Hai Tucatsu am pleezeded tu meecha – I did de-lurkifying eawlys and den dissss… dippapp… got losted wyle checking my eyecovers fore holes so yew maeks-up my woops.
*shyly extends floofy paw of teh fweendshyp*
Ohai, wolfkit, I duz nawt noes if we has met. Nyce to meetcha.
And Tucatsu, nyce to meet yoo too!
*extends dubblol floofy paw of frendsheep*
OHai gremlin. Pleezed tu meecha tew.
*shaeks floofy paw*
Oh hai, Peepz!!!
I just wanna saying Fankeez tu Ebbreewun fur deh grate Delurkifikayshun Day!! Fankeez tu deh Noobeez fur Delukifying!! And fankeez tu deh peepz hoo welkuminged dem!!! It wuz awsum!!!
Schmoooz tu awl!!
Schmoooz 2 U 2, mai cween! Aftur awl, it wuz ur aideer n ur oarginyzifyin watt mayded teh dai happin inna nawt-sekkund plais!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
dooz wee hab an oafisheeial (oar unoafisheeial) nummer of lurkez whoo de-lurkified???
um, wun, too, fore, no um, free, for, six, seben, umm *runz owt ob fingers and toezez*
my (unoffishul) estimate iz elebenty-5!!!
i fot mebbee sumwun wuz keeping trakk, but tehr wuz so many!! an tehr wuz sum hoo delurkd a day or two early, an wun or two hoo iz de-lurking today.
Why mebbe whut we need is a . . . a . . . cheezpeep CENSUS!
A lurker census? A delurker census? A census of regulars? Or innernashunals?
Lyne up and be kownted, peeps! Wun two three for fyve . . .
Three for Fyve??? Da peeps bee onna sale??? Yipee!!
Pwease nawt to be selling them cheezpeeps!!!
*handz gremlin a twenny.*
Aisle taking *duz maf in hed — badlyy* lebenty Cheezpeepz, plzkthnxnebbertumenneefrenz
Of korse nawt! These cheezpeeps nawt be for sayle at ENNY price!
OHAI!!! ai haz goen bak thru da lols an maid an liste…….
hear ar peeps hoo delurked yezturdai ore beri reecintlee….dey ar in noe purtikular oardur sence teh peace ob paypur wuz nawt az larj az needid….pleez to ignoor ani mispellins two………..
Hoekai heer goez:
noodle, furball, rae, jennifffurrr, coloradokat, teh lauar, hissyfit, annecat, theatricalwanderlust, greyhoundmom, teddysmom, nyghtwind, hippok, shibadog60, wolfkit, kemystrytchr, mnkid, chowkitty, syrrh, originalfatcats, localoba, limi89, dingbat, lexiecat, laydeenwayteen, drgnfly, swimm3r an tucatsu
*whew*
pollogiez iffin ai mist aniwun….pleez tu reedeelurk tudai iffin yu wantz tu bee kowntid
must reeturn noes tu grindstoan nao
Nyce list, fankees, willy boy!
Wowzerz!!!
dat b twenny-ate peepz!!!
*fayntz*
*KLONK*
*froze lownje chayr unner da cween*
*goaz to fine smelli saults*
brb
*adds sawft blankee, tiptoes away kwietly*
*opunz wun ai.*
Fankz guize!!
*klozez ai*
halp meeeeee.
eye splorted an i cnt get up.
iz post at the end of the basemwnt kitteh cutie. wif bowti…
iz it 2 l8t to be rescued or resuuucitated. iz fading fasttt…………..
Whew! Iz otay naow noodle, ai haz reskewd u! Taht wuz a klose wun! U haz tew bee bery kairful bowt splortin at teh end uv a thred, bee shure tew ware ur CHRG at awl tymes!
O noez! noodle b splortid n awl uhloan!
Kawl 9-elebenty 4 teh CCC!!
WEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOO
*skreechiz up nekst 2 noodle*
*sweepeesweepeesweepee braynz inna pyl*
*skoopeeskoopeeskoopee bak inna hed*
*dukkeetayp hed bak 2gevvur*
*fitz CHRG w/doi awn hed*
*cuvverz evvyfing wif 50s bavvin kap*
*rapz noodle n fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv kittehz onnit*
Dere naow — U shood b jess fyn. Havva seet inna comfee chayr n teh Splort Rekubbree Lownj, sip awn sum hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n nom awn sum chokklit oktopoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillins — U b feline beddurer n noe tym!
*whew — jess did maykit…*
fanks
iz rest 4 while. dat was beryy scawwy but iz bedderer now.
snuggle and nom nom nom nom
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yay!Aahz saived noodle heer an ai saived noodle awn teh uvver thred sew izza dubble reskew! Maiks u feel twict az guud! Nyclee dun Aahz!
LOL!! DR duz tath AWL teh taim! SPLORS rite at teh bottom ov a LOL!! Mennee taims ai hav found hur – just lying there, awl dusty – an had to do a mergencee save.
She’s tuff, tho!
Delurkification day + 1, reporting in.
It was good to see the warm welcomes by everyone, I enjoyed reading it all.
It wuz awsum delurkificayshun indeed! Whut a great idear it wuz, and it wuz karreed owt so successfully!
Welkum to awl teh lurkers – we hope yoo coem bak and stay, or at leest post as offin as yor lyfe allows! I noes I yam nawt here as offin as I wuld lyke, but I tries to pop in whenever I kan.
And to teh regulars hoo wuz so frenlee – well, beeg SHMOO to awl of yoo, yoo awsum cheezpeeps! I gnu yoo had it in yoo to be so phun and welkuming and frenlee! (It’s why I coem back tyme after tyme.)
Hip hip HOORAY! Hip hip HOORAY!
*doffs hat; throws it in ayr*
delurkificashun day wuz wunderful!!!iz rite up tehr wif all the ovver graet cheezland events! it wuz so fun to haz all the noo frends come owt ob lurkerdom an say Ohai! i hoeps tehy will come bak an play weneber tehy kan
dis wuz a graet idea, cween!
{{{{Lunarmommy}}}}
I noo dey wuz owt dere hiding. Awl it took wuz a nudge tu git dem tu kum intu deh lite!!! I hopez dey kumz bak and playz moar, tu! Dey moar deh merryer!!!
*exabining toeses careflee* Tank us fore being so niz tu mee. Sowwy I misseded som ob teh partyness but had puter probs zo I went an start luking fur holes in my eyecovers.
Callee~co Toartee
Kitteh pre~furrz 2 coallekktz
Prittee Deevyssez!
Prittee Deevyssez
bettah dan Shynee Deevyssez
4 culltchurrdz Kitteh!!
Prittee Deevyssez
andz Shynee Deevyssez helpz
wiff Kitteh’z fenng shway!!!
Puzzill peessez andz
andz Prittee Wun’z Sell Foan
amz Kitteh’z fayvrittz!!!
Jack.
Kittehz duz feng schway?? hoo noo???
fenng shway!
Clappity, clappity. Yu haz done it again Jack!
Taht bloo wun luuks impawtint, pik that wun kitteh!
Caliko bebbeh!
**luuks arown, tryin to see ifn ennywun iz watchin**
**watchiz Red wiffa kerfulniss**
*watchis aahz watchin red*
Watchis WB watchin Aahz watchin Red!
Watchis anni watchin WB watchin Aahz watchin Red (Whew!)
Watchin awl de watchin…
*looks over shoulder*
*jumps in surprise at the line of Cheezfriends watching*
8) nope, nobuddy heer!
Ai aer watchin u!
YOINK!
**runzwifakwikness**
Ai saw wat u did dere!
Yu didnt sea annifing, dis nawt de kitteh yu luking foar, moove along…
**stikz owt fut**
**tripz Red**
YOINK!
**runztehuvverdirekshunwifakwikness**
**trips Aahz, yoinks kitteh**
**runsawaiwifanextrakwikness**
Oh nose!! Poo babbeh kitteh gotted da sickee frum awl da Yoinkin and he habs Yacked up heem breakkee awl ober GC!!! Too badz hee had super gushi gushifuds… ohhhhh da smellz, eetz worser da sekkun tyme around …
*hands GC a ShamWOW*
FangQ Elsa_Mama!!! ew ew ew!!!
Pats poo babbeh kitteh onna da bak … yew feelz bedderer now babbeh? no more Yoinkin fur a leetol wilez ..
*sticks leg, trips rhsb yoinks piece back* Oh nos you don’t Ieys trying to put this puzzle together. LOL
*sticks leg out, trips rhsb yoinks piece back* Oh nos you don’t Ieys trying to put this puzzle together. LOL
Um, 5 eagles — I finksew Red b yoinkin teh kallykoe kitteh, nawt teh puzzlol pees…
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Um, 5 eagles — I finksew Red b yoinkin teh kallykoe kitteh, nawt teh puzzlol pees…
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Iz dere un ekko n heer?
…ekko n heer?
…n heer?
…heer?
HEER!
Ai will dizstrakt em fer ya… Ohai eberywun ai hab su delishus sammiches an chips and fizzee drinkees ober heer!!!
Wait I hold da sammiches and chips and fizze drinkees and you yoinks piece drgnfly.
Ai thot she yoinkeded da kitteh? OK heers da tray 5eags, oh rhsb ai has a floofy kitteh ober heer! (luks fur a floofy kitteh…)
*5 eags runawaywithquickness with the tray* Mahahahhahahah.
Drats! Cum bak heer! Wait fur meee….
*plop* wheew gud fing dey didnt see ma pikanik basket. I gots sum chickee, an tatoe salads, and rolols, an froot punch, yum!
YOINK!
*runzawaiwiffabaskitnommintehchikkin*
Razenfrazensoansos… ai gibs up! ai wil juss sit heer an nibblol on ma poptart *nibblol, nibblol, mmm chonklit!*
*yoinks sammiches, chips, fizee drinkees, kitteh an sebrel puzzlol peeces*
*tripz BF an yoinks kitteh an sammich*
*goes bak an yoinks chips*
*runz wif a nawttewkwikness*
Yoinks sammiche! nom nom nom.
Kin ai hab deh yoinks sammiw wit mayo? An meebee a liddol frenchee fryz on teh syde?
Hay! Teh yoinks in mai sammiche just ate teh picklol slycez adn threw a slyce ov omyun att mai hed!! Halp!
Heers sum rolols nowun wanteded tu yoink,
dese makes gud ammo!
*tcw joins teh fray*
*trow rololls at ennybuddy in site*
*looks fur dat pikimik baskid*
Ohai twocatwoman! Um, wont sum tater sallid? Derez noe chikkin left — *SUMWUN* eeted it…
Otankyu. I lurvs tater sallidd.
bee surez ta pik out da Yoinks!! Yoinks no tastee gud!!
*runzwifakwiknesstoexkape but (!) slipeeslydes in deh koleslaw and slooshez into teh padded wahl*
How did teh padded wahl get dere?
I dunno, butt (!) izza gud fing it wuz dere, I finksew…
Ai hope da nise yung men in der cleen wite coats arent here tu …
dare cummin to tak me away haha!
*shmoo* ai yam glad sumwun gotteded it! ai lubs da cheezpeeps!
*catches rololl*
*attaches rololl to helium balloon string*
*attaches note to rololl* “plz to be sending over some froot punch”
Frows a baloloon wif froot punch at pj *SPLOOSH!* Oops, ai hope it wont stayn
*Gives drgnfly a beeg frooty punch hug*
Awww…ewwww…stikee! Hahaha igess ai deserbit. Maibe we can borrowow Mr kleen frum gremlin daown tred to kleen us up?
Ohai tcw! heer izza sammich ai wuz savin in ma pokket, Iz nise tu meetcha *wipes musserd offa paw and offers it*
*wipes stater sallid offa mouf*
*offers floopfy paww*
murch a blurgt tyu
*wispurrs* on yur bloo name de linkee says “… twoCANwoman”
*wiss-purrz bak* Mebbe herz hazza pet burd?
sinc ur offurring teh musserd -I kin has sum, too?
Ohai hunny! Ai has a sammich wif musserd in ma perse fur yu!
Ewwww… des fuzzy wuzzies stuked onna da sammich — wenz da lastee tyme yoo kleened out yer purse!!???
Onlee elebentee dais ago. Doan weree, eggtra fiberr iz gud fur yu!
*comez into thread late*
*lukz at mess*
Nao whoz gonna halp meh clean diz up?
Ohai, localoba. I will halp yoo. Is nawt a prollem! I yuses Mr. Kleen; that gitz awl teh musserd stayns rite owt!
*gitz broom and dust kloth and mop and skrubbing utensils; whissels whyle I wurks*
*brings owt de spunge*
*scrubs musserd off whal*
Haihai gremlin! Kin ai borrowow mr kleen fur a minnit? pj an ai arr kinda stikee an need sum ckleenin, yup we is durtee, durtee gurlols
Kawl in teh YNG Kleenifyeng Brigayd! … adn teh fyremens, jsut kaws, aifinkso
Why iz der musserd on a whale????!!! O da HugeeManaTee!!!
*offers kart of kleening produkts to enny peeps hoo needings them* Here yoo go!
*continyoos skrubbing down teh place* Shinin till it sparklols, yes I yam! *whissels summoar* Nao ther, duzzint that luk beddur? *admires sunshiny gud-smellin briteniss*
As I say, a kleen Internet is a happeh Internet!
“…an skrub dis floar ’till is shynes lik de top ob de crysler bilding!”
Doan furrgit da kitteh YAKK dat felled offa GammaCat … yakked up gushi gushifuds — iz pee-yoo …
Poo babbeh kitteh — wuz Yoinked two meenee tymes, gotted a sickly tummeh …
Guise! Dat’s wot wii has teh YNGs for!
*wisslols, adn tew hunkalishus YNGs
trotin (trot nawt dignifyed for teh YNGs, aifinso!). Dey taeks teh broom and dust kloth and mop and skrubbing utensils frum Gremlin adn starts kleening*Wow, 4.5 K, why didn’t I think of that? We has menneh halpers nao!
*settles bak in a cumfee chayr, sips a kold drink, rests mah tyred feets whyle uthers finish kleenin*
Ohai, localoba! Izza gud fing evvywun iz frowin ROALZ n nawt PI…
Aahz yuz full ‘o WIN an AWWWESUM!!! Lik dis clip!
Fany, drgnfly? Um, haz we uhfishullee meeted?
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
*hides picnic basket behind back*
Nawt fishylee *Shaikes paw wif a vigger* Keeps da basket, nao ai wants PI!
*resists the obvious straight line*
Gud point. Tanks for de halp efreyone!
Ohai, awl! Ai gawtted heer layt tudae. Didded ai mis ennyfin? Oar ennywun? And ohai tu tudae’z delurkifyerz! Adn trafik wuz awfuel tudae! Didded ennewun bryng noms? Drinkees? Whazzat??!! – OOH! SHINEY!!!! …
*Boing! Boing! Boing! BOIzzzZZZzzz …*
*putz Italianaz kawfee kup down on deh tablol*
*Tukz hur in a softee blankee. *
I finso u needz a liddlol nap deer. Wen u gitz up wii’l fix a fresh kup, k?
ofangyu, mai cween! Tihsblankee izz teh nys adn kumfee … oh, wayt – izzat a fezzer toie? OOH! Fezzers!
*BATBATBATs atz fezzer toie! BOINGBOING … snnorglezzzZZZzzz*
a day in the life
sleep sleep sleep says gudbye to hooman as he go to wurk sleep sleep noms sleep stretch noms sleep works on quantum field theery shred sofa sleep noms intertubes rearranges hoomans t shirts into pile of comfy bedding sleep noms watches cable TV plays wit udder kittehs waytes window sill for hooman fresh noms plays wid kittehs noms sleeps waches hoomn on computah lies on keyboards go bed sleeps…
wat is yowr day in the life?
Whut wuz that middlol thing . . . abowt quantum field theery?
I choo-choo-choose you!
~S-p-l-o-r-t!~
My kitty disassembles my puzzles too; sometimes nibbles the edges so they don’t fit. (I tried so hard to delurk yesterday, but my comments kept saying “awaiting moderation” and vanishing. Computer-challenged kitteh is computer-challenged…
Ohai, jeanniemouse. Welkum to cheezland! *extends floofy paw*
Late response, gremlin, but thank you! I gave up when my comments never came out of moderation. I appreciate your kindness. “returns floofy paw”.
Ohai, jeanniemoouse! I gave up after several tries. Just lurked fer a few more weeks, then tried 1 more time and it werked! I’t's gud to be able to talk. *nods* Congratulations on being visible.
Thankyou! Suddenly I feel very welcome. Now if I can just learn lolspeak…
GO FOR THE CORNER! everybody always gos to search for corners first, then sides, then inside pieces.