
What’s that? You want me to stay off the piano? I’ll make a note of that. Perhaps an F-sharp.
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What’s that? You want me to stay off the piano? I’ll make a note of that. Perhaps an F-sharp.
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AI liek it heer – it sownds gud 2 me
Lemming Merengue, Annipuss. You’re da lieder of a septet.
What should we
caterwaulsing?A Little Nom Music
B…
Bye-bye birdee (urp)
C…
Breaking News Theme loop from CNN
Chomp sticks
D…
Dangerous Liasons Theme Song
Ebony N Ivory
Fishsticks (to the tune of chomp sticks)
G…
Geet ehlawng, littul goggiez
Dansin on deh Seeling
Everyday
Frankee adn Johnny
G…
Guiz an Dulls
Hoem awn teh Range (ow ow ow)
Ai Wunder whoz Nomming Tehm Now
J . . .
Jumpin’ Jack Flash
Kumbaiyaa or however you spell it
Long Tall Sally
M…
Mote-zart
Nebber awn Sunday
Onleee de lonleee
P…
Purrfectlee devoted tew noms
Q…
QuikSand (nawt kitteh sand)
Rama Lama Ding Nom
Seben Dai weekweekweek end
T…
Till Wee Meat Agin
Umbrella ella ella ella (My)
V…
Vivaldeez Foar Seezuns (ob nommibul gayme)
Wissul Wyle U Nom
X…
Venoos an Mars Bars
Whissul Whyl Yu Nom
X . . .
X cape izm
You are belong to me
Zip itteh doo Waa
Yiha!!
Polka poodles for you Anni!
tiem for a cuppa and sum daintee tuile beescoueets ai feenk – oui?
Dat sowndz innerestin, thx, Nenne.
Polka Poodlols bees lyke Conga rats? Wut abowt Waltzin lol(wal)ruses and Tangoin Turtlols?
ooh yesh! an waltsing wombats! and mambo moosis! an reinlender reindeer!
Git doan kitteh or yoo will b-flat!
um… *falls flat*
GMTA hahahaha
yesh yesh! we is all a littlol flat ifinkso!
figurativlee speeking, of corse…
Mai figger iz far frum flat – umforchoonitlee!
Mayk dat F-sharp fru B-flat. Ai is big.
Ai is awn ur peeyano, body-slammin teh keez.
kitteh just B naturally talolnted
…sounds better than some 0 my stewed ents. not sayin who…
ohai! ware bee anni tudai?
Ai be at teh tawp!
rite wair u b long!!!
and all is rite in teh whirled.
peez ennywun?
ai deed nawt C yu inn da laist lol….thot prehaps yur innertoobs wer borked agin
Ai wuz dere – din’t maek teh tawp spot tho. (Ai duzn’t awlwais!)
Anni be nawt sekkund as ushual
Eever dat oar a G-flat.
same difference.
just nawt Bii Flat…
Ai haz nawt bin flat fur a bery long tiem.
Bwaaahahahahaha! O…u wuz seerius? Ya…okay.*snert*
Blakk an wite tuxie matchis teh peeanoe keez!
he bee teh maiystro an iz dressd for teh job aifinkso
Kitteh knoz is teh propurr playse foar hims tu be!
Cuz wear eber he wants ta bee iz da propurr plase furr heem to be!!
“E bo nee and I vo ree”
oooh – I trebble in fear!!!
All ur base are belong to meh. Teh kitteh haz teh treblol well in-paw.
Etude, nightshayde??
what’s sonata wif dat?
Duz it sim funee 2 u?
mebbeh u shud fynd an alto-native playce to hyde?
Sittin on da peeyanoo finking da profundo thots.
Nawt shur Ai liek de tenor of dis conbersashun!
boi o boi iz dis mai haus.
teh kittehs luk et mii lyk “wot? ‘awf’? Wot duz ‘awf’ mene?”
mai ebil kitteh yoos to do teh saem ting. but he sitted hisself on teh stoev tawp, he wanted hes noms beffoar eberywun else….
Eboneee an Ivereee… libs togedder in har-mo-knee!
♪side by side on my p’yaaaaaaano ooooooooo why caaaaaaan’t we?
Ai doan fink we fishylee meeted *genly shaikes tendril* De sweetpea is ma birfflower! (ai need tu lern de notes an harts an stuffs, ma studying at de cryer izznt dun)
AAAHHHHH!!! EERWURM!!!!!!
linkee text
btw – this is a grate vershun
kitteh noes keys to happiness
I doant beleeb we haz met Johnny
*eggstenz floofy paw of frenship*
Careful nawt to get peeano keys on da kitteh fur.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to GerryB an johnboy1313 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed yummy fudjy burfday cakes, red velvit caek, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif kazooos, sekrit agjint walkie-talkies taht reely wurk! (unliek evree toi walkietalkie we ever had wen i wuz a liddle kidlet fairy), kandee, an colurful puffy birdie stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Happy burfday!!!
*grabz peez uv red belvit kake and runz owt door.*
I haz flowerz tu planting.
Ware duz teh MH dweller plant tehir flowerz?
*Kumz bak in humming “Primrose Lane”*
Primroze Lane
Lifez a holly day on Primroze Lane
Just a holly day on Primroze Lane
Wif yoooo.
Kant egg splayn
Wen wii’re wawkkin down Primroze Lane
Eben rozez bloomin in deh rayn
Wif yoooo.
Sah~wheat purr fyoom
Doze liddlol ole rozez bloom
Adn I wantz tu wawk wif yoo
Mai hole life troo
Primroze Lane
Lifez a holly day on Primroze Lane
Just a holly day on Primroze Lane
Wif yoooo.
I b awl dun planting now. I putted primroses and pansyz in a liddlol window box planter.
Den dey kin travel wif uz ebbree wair wii goze.
Lotz ob Hippo Birfdaisies ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe GerryB and ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe johnboy1313.
Mai adbies 2 teh kitteh iz: B sharp, B nacherul, but nebber B flat
ooh, taht iz very wize an gud adbise, anni. *nods*
Awn icee wintur dai, ifn himz nawt C-sharp himz will B-flat…
we needs teh video ob teh kitteh hoo sez O Don Piano. anywun kno wher it iz?
Yu meen dis wun?
Mai kittehs growl like dat when dey is nawt happi. ai tink dat poor talkin kitteh iz da scared. poor kitteh. preety tuxie too
Do I knoe stay auff teh peeanneoh? No, butt if yu humm a few barrs, ai cud faek it.
Less trie sumfin difrint: I start uh LOLcat sawng, n teh uvver Cheezfrinz werkz onnit lyn atta tym.
.
2dai’z sawng iz (uv cors) Piano Cat
.
Iz 9-oh-klok onna Caturdai,
Teh reg-LOLer krowd toepadz in.
…
Deres an ole tom settin neggs tu meh
Maikin noms ob da toona in tins.
GMTA Willy boy!
awl fore ob dems!!
Oh DIS IS GUD!
teh old kitteh kat sittin nex too meeee,
be drinkin himz toneec adn gin.
Dere’s an old tom, sittin neggst to me
Nom-nom-noming a fish wid a fin.
Der’s an old tom sittin neggst tu me,
Makin lubs tu his catnips an jin
He sayz sun can you playz wiffa silly string
I’m shedding on all yer cleen clothes
la la dee da……..la la la de de de
Oh maeks us a nom sur piano cat
maeks us a nom toniiiiiiite
we iz awl in a mood for burgerwifcheez (plz to reeplayce wif better rymin nom)
an yoo gawt us feelin awlrite!!!
naow teh tom at teh bar is a fren o myne,
himz getz meh mai nipz fer free.
himz smart wif teh jokez, blames teh goggie foar borkes,
….
And on alla yer sheets,
A bit uv me yu kin keeps,
Wif yu werebber yu goez…
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
Oh ai lykes dis better dan myne aifinkso i wer tryin to stay to cloas to teh rijinul song
Yurz has a win tu!
oh thanx *blush*
oh NOES! I haz to go to werk! If dis gets teh finish plz to send it to me in a messij? we haz a grate start aifinkso!
“naow teh tom at teh bar is a fren o myne,
himz getz meh mai nipz fer free.” (twl)
Hes qwik wif a poke
Or a tikklol an joke
But he bedder not kum tikklol me!
Cat, he sez dis is killin me
As de smilol spred on his faise
I yam sur dat ai kin,
get wun tikklol in,
Ai gess ai juss has to waits
Nom nom nomity nom…..
Nao maul issa reely tuff tomkat
Hoo nebber sed noe tu an fite,
(refrain)
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Nao Anni she taiks care ob all ob us,
Dribing de Cyoot Crash Cart,
An Mj’s da cween,
If ya nowat ai meen,
An she greets us all wif her hart!
An LCBs lurk heer sumwheres
Hold on tu yer shinies and stuffs,
There rhsb lukin smug as kin be,
She probablee jus yoinked sum fluffs.
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
Deres a pretty gud crowd here ebrydai
And de LOLs here all maik us smilol,
An heres wair i’d be all de taim but yu see,
Ai has werk wunce in a wilole.
Tu all de nu frenz dat we’ve yet to meet
An tu all de wuns met befour,
Ai juss has tu sai yu guys maik mai day,
Dat blak dog won’t be ’round annee moar!
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
TADA!
Clappitys wyle stand up in isles. Many clappities.
*Clappy floofy paws, wislols*
Woot woot woot!
Ai putted de hole fing togedder at de end ob de commints. Fankee eberywun, ai maik up songs fur ma petz alla tyme. No wun eber heers dem dough
Ohai drgnfly – wud yew liek to riet a song fore teh Lardy Gras? Yew shure is teh talinttid!!! Iffin yew wud, yew kin get teh detayles from teh Cheeztown Cryer.
Kthxplztewrietsongforlardygrasbai.
@@@@@ for you drgnfly (5 burgers)
Fankees gammacat
Iz a po-et and ai no-et and mai feets show-et,
cuz der… Longfellows!
WINWINWINWINWIN!!!!!
So we aggree der an ol tom, and sum toonafeesh in a tin wif a fin wif sum nip an a jin?
ai finks et wuz da tabbeh inn da kitchin wif an kanopinur
Him sayd pleez to sing meez a memoree,
Yu are obveeusly jellus of my abiliteez
fur doze uv u hoo b wundering how many delurkifyerz wii had, Willyboy haz listinged dem ….. and, well, heer, I bring dis frum deh previus lol
willy boy says:
February 3, 2010 at 8:38 am
OHAI!!! ai haz goen bak thru da lols an maid an liste…….
hear ar peeps hoo delurked yezturdai ore beri reecintlee….dey ar in noe purtikular oardur sence teh peace ob paypur wuz nawt az larj az needid….pleez to ignoor ani mispellins two………..
Hoekai heer goez:
noodle, furball, rae, jennifffurrr, coloradokat, teh lauar, hissyfit, annecat, theatricalwanderlust, greyhoundmom, teddysmom, nyghtwind, hippok, shibadog60, wolfkit, kemystrytchr, mnkid, chowkitty, syrrh, originalfatcats, localoba, limi89, dingbat, lexiecat, laydeenwayteen, drgnfly, swimm3r an tucatsu
*whew*
pollogiez iffin ai mist aniwun….pleez tu reedeelurk tudai iffin yu wantz tu bee kowntid
must reeturn noes tu grindstoan nao
Thx mai cween !! Adn thx Willy Boy !! Grayt ideer taht wurkt !!
“An den I note dis poynty bit B sharp, an dis poynt bit C sharp…
I tink he be Oscat Peterson….
Oscat Peterson? Wuz hims teh rly gud mewsishin taht playededed inna moobies? An hadded berimuch sads?
Mush-lubbed Canuckstanian jazz peeanist n composer who dieded 2 yeers ago.
Heer’s a resent performance, after hims stroke:
Hymn to Freedom
Hmmph. Ai tries again.
Hymn to Freedom
O pifflol. Heer’s teh URL:
We starrted a song uptred an ai kinda ran awai wif it but here it iz al togedder:
Iz 9-oh-klok onna Caturdai,
Teh reg-LOLer krowd toepadz in.
Der’s an old tom sittin neggst tu me,
Makin lubs tu his catnips an jin
He sayz sun can you playz wiffa silly string
I’m shedding on all yer cleen clothes
And on alla yer sheets,
A bit uv me yu kin keeps,
Wif yu werebber yu goez…
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
“naow teh tom at teh bar is a fren o myne,
himz getz meh mai nipz fer free.” (twl)
Hes qwik wif a poke
Or a tikklol an joke
But he bedder not kum tikklol me!
Cat, he sez dis is killin me
As de smilol spred on his faise
I yam sur dat ai kin,
get wun tikklol in,
Ai gess ai juss has to waits
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Nao Anni she taiks care ob all ob us,
Dribing de Cyoot Crash Cart,
An Mj’s da cween,
If ya nowat ai meen,
An she greets us all wif her hart!
An LCBs lurkin heer sumwheres
Hold on tu yer shinies and stuffs,
There rhsb lukin smug as kin be,
She probablee jus yoinked sum fluffs.
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
Deres a pretty gud crowd here ebrydai
And de LOLs here all maik us smilol,
An heres wair i’d be all de taim but yu see,
Ai has werk wunce in a wilole.
Tu all de nu frenz dat we’ve yet to meet
An tu all de wuns met befour,
Ai juss has tu sai yu guys maik mai day,
Dat blak dog won’t be ’round annee moar!
Oh paw paw paw de de paw, paw paw de de paw on yur noes…
Oh bring uz a nom yer de deli cat (?)
Bring us sum noms tonite,
We’re in da mood fur a big boofay
Dats wut we need tu be alrite
TADA!
Oh, iz tu da tuna de piano man
. Fank to dose hus stuff ai borroweded!
Dis haz teh ossim!!
*LOW paws drgnfly’s nose*
“An heres wair i’d be all de taim but yu see,
Ai has werk wunce in a wilole.”
BRILLYUNT!!!!!
Aifinkso dis will be awn teh crier when teh cweenmj luks at it.
Nah, iz kinda split purssunality song aifinkso, i went ona tangent. Fanks an well met!
Fankees and nise tu meetcha!
Aw shucks
You are truly hitting the notes today.
Iz da lack ob sleep
. Is ezee if u dont fink aboot it, randum thots floatin up an out, poof! Fankew!
Mmmmmm I finks you need some sleep I don;t want you to have ramdom thoughts about leaving us.
Hey Is tat your abaatar?
all teh cheezpeeps who added to teh song are brillyant!
fankee for pulling that all together, drgnfly!
Biiig wiiiin!
Oh dis turnded owt juzt luberly miz drgnfly!!! yooz maed a AWSUM!!!!!
hehehehe, is that a reference to Tim Minchin i see?
oh! dat iz awsum!