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conga ratz, jk2k!
fankeez! aifink wii shud awl goe tew teh tybootik, izza lot uv us diz tyme! Wii can haz dansdansdans an drinkees!
Woot Woot!
PS – What happened to teh Conga Rats?
ummm. we had conga rats, but a kitteh eated them. and teh goggie next door. and the Merengue Skwirlols
*brightens*
but we have Lemmings Merengue!
All floofey and tart?
Sounds like yay!
Red nawt heer, so ai commints for hers:
Hao come awl teh guiz lieks teh floofy tarts? Wut aobut us nise grrrrls, huh?
Ur teh wunz we kum hoam tu, ebry day, yeer aftur yeer.
Sayin, “Hi, Honey, wut’s fer dinner?”
Naw, srsly, Angel’s Daddy, taht’s sweet!
Well yes! Teh kitteh eeted them. But then teh kitteh horked tehm up again.
Teh Conga Ratz ar a littlol wet, an ther cosyooms ar rooned – but they ar bandajed up an resting kwietlee in teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward.
Teh Merenge Skwiilols awlmoast OK, too! Sum brrooozes, an sum toof marks – butt – tehy will be ablol to be bak in a fyoo daiz.
Enewun hoo wants to can visit tehm in teh HSRW. Maybee bring sum nutz an cheez.
An wile yoo ar there, yoo can awlso have sum refreshing berverjes an yummee dezerts at teh ajoying Outdoor Cafe taht border awn teh Princess Mu Medow.
We cud eben hav sum PARFAITS! Wun ov teh best things there – in honor ov ar deer frend Kafleen teh Donkee wif teh Golden Hooves. HOo will, ai hoep, soon be returning to us.
Ai havne’t seen teh goggie.
wil yu pleis frens?
That’s nuffin u should see teh goggie’s pic!
Cats gone wild!
Foar teh full unsensurd video call 1-888-HOT-CATS nao!
Teh Stage Name is “Tin Roof”
well done, verrah well done indeed.
Iz Maggee?
Onlee elebentee munnies a minnut!! No billz frum us will chrj diskreetlee awn teh fone bill.
But I haz no moar minnitz on my cellolular.
Dem will taek teh AMex oar Visa aifinkso.
Kitteh iz topless!
Skandalus! (foar oanly 19.95 u can hab teh videoz…)
Must be 18 or older to order.
vidoehs already posted on teh intertubes at 4Chat…
hao mani is taht en kitteh yeers?
adn bottumluss, tu!
Partay! (keep teh tuppurwayrs away frum meh)
Tell me bout it! (partys till midnight)
teh Tupperware may bee a trap!
Bewares!
butt (!) itt burrps tho!
*skyooz it*
and will wonder why he no gets job…
Kittehz needz jobz??? wai???
he’s a teenager and wants a car.
Butt(!) his paws donnut reech de pedlols!
Iffn teh car issa toy Yoda, prolly a gud fing…
Ifn sew, apparentlee hims doant needs to prezz pedlols tew go! Da toy yodaz just go by demshelves.
Ratzafratz! maibe datz wy sum peepulz lurkz. dey fink dey commint nad den it sez yu has tu sine in nawt secund. Commint wuznt wurf riting 2x.
Wut ai wuz saing wuz abowt kitteh jawbz. Hrd tu tel wut dey ar but heer Kinsey hlepz me taik da napz nd Arly yelz at Dad wen hez nawty.
Kitteh yoof-ful indyscreshuns might comes bak to haunt him latur!
Hand mii deh Snorglol snorklol!! I’m goin in!!!!!!!
Forms line behind cweenmj
“I calls ‘Next’!”
*Frows up de divin flag and daon a rope* Juss tug 3 tymes iffn yu need tu bee pullded up.
Kyuut blotty nose! All self-portraits luks leyk that!
6 wai ty! Mambo munkees tu wun and all, lets go tu de booteek!
yes, endede. ai wud lyk tu sii wotz neuw dere tudae.
spoiler alert! lolcats are dead.
Oh gnomes I says! LolCats lives furrever!!!
Maybe they’s just playing ‘possum?
Aifink you’re RONG!
Heed nawt teh unbeleeferz. Dey kno nawt whut dey sez.
Shun, eben! Shun teh unbeelferz!
Ai fink ai smell caek inna brakerum…
Oyeshyeshyesh, brakerum hassa Lasy Dasy caek – my Grandema’s favrit. Iz yello spunge caek baekd inna skwar pan, an den yu spreds brown shooger an shweddy cocomonut an choppy pecans awn top an puts it under de broiler till is chewy an yum!
Ooo sownds nommy! Ai have a chonklit caek made wif Stout beer and wippy creem frossing.
OOooo. A liddol peece of both pleeze! Lasy Dasy sounds amazion.
Hao ryte u ar! Yummy kaeks, wiff choklit frostings!
snerk! yur nat too good at this tr0ll stuff, are yoo?
(sawry, peeps, ai noze we nawt spozed tew be feeding em…but…but! Yooses deep doom-thretning voice, “lol cats are ded!” snerk, snurful, snort, ok, sawry again, but!)
I likez some trollz talk. It’s FUNNY! Nawt like cruelty or disrespect .
And it’s always fun when someone gets outta line and den smacked down.
ai noze, but, shud nawt be feedin them. iz just, iz just, ai haz a tr0ll uv my own, an ai noze taht moastly they likes to capture teh princesses, for tew be combing teh moss an birdnests owta their hairs an beards,…they reely duzn’t speek in VOICES UV DOOM!
Mwuuuhahhhahaha!
U am lukky, u fownded wun uv deh gud trollz! U shud git him tu givving behayvyoor lessonz tu da wunz dat visiting us heer.
yes, ai noze moar naow tahn win ai comminted, yuckkkky!
Ooooh, perfek schmoo spot on kyute pinkie nose!
kitteh has bilt-in *boop* buttun.
*BOOP*
ohai runtuntigger, ifinkso i seed yoo on teh ovver LOL? welkom to cheezland! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
if tihs mai kitteh, its name bii “spot”
>boop!<
Atleest kitteh didn’t get da flash frum da baffroom mirror in da pic.
kitteh bii flashun herseff, aifinkso!
Just liek our Blotty, who was Fluffball’s runty liddol sister wiv a schmoo spot on her noze. We once had four black and white kittehs borned to the feral mom Whitey, one of werld’s most beautymus cats ever, who had a black tale and black eers and creamy white everywhere else. Whitey lived wiv us as she growed her little brood, and until the kittehs were safely big and box trained, and then she left. I still misses her, and stil love Fluffball, who stayed.
Pikshurs! We wants pikshurs! Sownds so kyoot, ai mite splort jus frum heerin aobut tehms!!!
I has pikshurs somewhere from the long ago daze wifout digital cameras. Fluffball is 15 nao! The kittehs were fully splortacious beleef me! All found good homes, but sumtymes I look in backyard land and imagine Whitey comin back to me. She was the actual inspiration for the Momma cat in the book “The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie” as a matter of fact!
Her sownds teh byootimus an elegant – a perfeck ink-drawin ov a cat.
OhHai, 2minions! *wavez floofy pawz tu deh norfwest*
Ohai, Yur Jamesty!
My RVn frends iz in Teh Far Ens ov Florida, heddin to Nawlins next weekweekweek. Yu bofe gibs me a jellus!
Doan b tu jellus, wii b gitting rayned on rite now.
Hey, mister, throw me an umbrella!
U want snoe ballz frowed insted?
No thankz. U kin keeping dem awl tu ursef.
Itz nawt saif to uze teh camra wen youze hahd teh ‘nip.
Yay. Ai can postify! Ai traid and traid yestiddy but wudn’t let mii.
Ohai cheezpeeps – ai’ve bin lurking adn lubbin teh warm feel av tis plaic. Adn teh funny – ai lub teh funny!
{{{kittyRoo}}} I glad u finally got in!!!
OHAI KittyRoo!! An ai ar glad yoo finallee maed it, too!
We still hav sum ov teh De-Lurker Prezzie Bags left ober frum yesterday!
So – heer iz yur own De-Lurker Prezzie Bag.
An – ov corse teh PI iz still there – just as fresh an warm az wehn we browt it out.
Teh MAJIK ov Cyberspayce!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (frum mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Ai hope yoo laik it!
Oooh, a prznt!
mmm, teh peech pi am mai faborite (cept maebe teh punkin).
thankee JKH4K. Ai onlee haz free kittehs…
Ohai to KittyRoo! Wellcome to the Cheezland. (Extends floofy and slightly scraggly paw of frenship and in other paw, a naice frosty cocktale made of oringe juice and Lillet Blanc and just a bit of gin.) Naice to meet cha.
ohai KittyRoo! **extends floofy paw of frendship**
der were so manee new peeps dat teh grate cheezs coudln’t keep up!
I’m glad you finally got through!
*egstens floofy apw of frndship*
Well come to Cheezland. Gladtmeetyu. (Der’s shapmaim furver up de fred.)
** gently shakes paw** thankees for the kaind welcome and the bubbloly drinkee.
LOL.. I wuz sew eggs cited dat i postifed mai anowncmint on teh rong LOL!! Iz sew happi owr donkey is gonna beez coming home soon! Yaaay!! Owr cween iz puting it on The Cheeztown Cryer tho..
wOOt WOOT! Ai azzn’t had a chanse tu meet kafleen butt(!) ai wuz lurkin wen she wuz heer. Happitale gnus an beemz fur a speedee recubery!
eben dis newly cheezpeep is awl happitail tew heer kafleen iz feelin bedder
Oh, fanks, itz reely grate gnus!! Kafleen iz bery speshul.
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Iz sew happytail to make ur akw..acwa.. Pleezed to meetchu drgnfly adn kittyroo.. *extens floofy paw ov frendshiip*
I see u haz alredy meetd twocatwoman..adn the shampers.
*cheez*
a plezure to meetchu awlso, idans. * extens own floofy paw* yure abitar iz the cute!
Nise tu meetcha *Shakees paw*
yay! Da kafleen is a-comin home! *twirly twirl in circlols*
am so so happytayle fur Kafleen!
Ooooh, GRATE nooz dat Kafleen am recubberin wel!
An KittyRoo, hau nies tu mete yu! Gud tu sei yu haz orlredyy bin nintrodused tu de shampain
*Psst, tcw, yur bloo linkee naim is misspelt, it sez twoCANwoman*
Tat’s wierd, cuz iz Ok on mine, an on mii profil, an on Weord[ress. ia haz a confuzzled.
Shii meenz on ur Weirdpress profile paige, u needz tu go tu deh line wair u put deh address tu b ur linkee, u mispellinged it. So wen wii klikkz on it, it duzn’t taking us tu ur profile. wunst u fixing it, wii kin seeing ur profile wen wii klikkz on ur name.
Fankeez ma cween! Yu splainify mush betterer
I haz seeinged dis problem moar dan wunst.
But now u haz deh blooness adn kin wairing it prowdly!!
I tried to say oysters rockerfeller in a food alphamabetical list. They nawt liked dat at all!
**takes paw of frendship** thankees gammacat.
Aifinkso the emeow ai waz uzing waz nawt teh frendly, niever, sew ai traid anudder won.
Ai haf teh happitail tew bii heer. (pardon the pidgin lolspeak).
Sorree. My paw of frenship is awaiting moderation above! Never wuz moderated before! (Embarrased faice!)
aw, it happens to evreewun. offen for no reezon atawl.
Wudnt pidgin lolspeek be “Ku, Ku, Ku”?
BTW, naise tu meetcha!
*facepaw* *extends ovver paw* naice tu meetchu tu!
ohai kittyroo!! congaratyoolayshuns on finaly making it owt ob moderayshun!! *offers floofy paw ob frendship* nice to meet yoo!
** takes paw and shakes gently** pleezed, ai am sure.
I had a scared I wud nevver bee abul too postify.
Ohai, KittyRoo — ai lurve ur nayme! Wen ai wuz preggerz wif mah littlol gurl, ai called hur “Roo.”
Welkum to Cheezland! *extends floofee paw uv frendship*
** gently shakes frendly paw** Mai hubbycat cawls me “Roo”, awfter wif the prefix “Nana” – itz teh silleh but ai lurves it.
*offers floofy paw to KittyRoo* well met! aifinkso ai haz missed sum delurkers teh last day or too, will try to ketchup soon, an, an…no disrespekt mint, but…but…teh Baron iz pointin at my supper an wavin toward teh bed…KittyRoo, yur name iz grate, ai luk forward to seeing yew, an awl teh delurkers, arownd in teh soon. ai myself lurked long an long, izzit nawt wundermus tew come owt to play?
Dat luuks bery muchlee liek my Dusty — only Dusty duzzint haz teh spot on hur noez & her blaze iz a littlol narrower.
Ifinkso iz Dusty wif byooty spot maekup awn her noes! It werks liek teh opic…optil…illushun to maekin teh blaze luk wider.
Wunder wut Dusty iz up to???
Iffitz Dusty, sheez maykin mischief, aifinkso.
Scarree moovee kitteh finks she heers a noize owtside!
Teh Hair Wich Projeck?
Purr-anormal Aktibities?
Cat-o-ween?
eggstenz floofy paw uv frendingness tew awl gnuly delurked, will ketchup soon…but…but…teh Baron iz draggin me toward my dinner an handin me my jammies, an teh tr0ll juss popped in tew be seein why ai am nawt in teh bed an combing teh birdnests outa hims hair (tr0lls like taht, teh REEL tr0lls like my Dave, taht iz) schmooz an hedbonks tew awl…ai may git to play tomorry, am werkin atta place wif nawtsominny rools! g’nite!
Nite-nite SH! Schweet dreems!
Kitteh sez…
Mahm!! Put teh Shapie pen awai, kplzthnx!!
(With a tip of the hat to Dewy_Cheatum’s LOL from quite a whilez ago,
h t tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1780327680)
This is one ov my all time faves!
Heehee! Ai agreez wiff yu, pjp. The kitteh wiff teh three blak spotz on teh nose, adn the withering scornful look on teh fais… That wun izza klassik, aifinkso.
Adn how ar yu tonyt, pj?
Ohai, Lungdoc! I amz fine tonyt, how are yu?
We seem to hab da same sence ov humor on a lot ov lols.
Ai’m fine too, thx. (Noddin off tho… aifinkso Ai better go get some sleeps!) Good tu see yu! Hasta manananananaz!
test
42!!!!
Mt McKinley !!
Ai didnut rede belo, sew taht menez ai pars ?? (Iz troo !! Plz ?? )
wott tto dooo, wott tto doo?
Yay !! Yor blu linkee wurkz !!
Nao ar yu kummign tu sai ohai awn teh neks LOL ??
* if nawt tu lait. *
Yeah–ia haz found teh probling (ia hpe)
Sowwry, teh anster wuz Mt. Mkinley.
(Ia am twying to get mii linkie to wurk.
insomnia, ia haz it. nestin fail, clozing pren fail, but linkie win, ia hpe
He haz no teef. lolz