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kitteh wans tu plai wif da beeg bois
conga rats anni!
Congaratsees, Annipuss!!!!! Dis bees Cheezland as it shud bee, wif yu leeding teh parayde!!
wellllllllll, teh conga rats…we had them, but the kitteh eated them, along with teh Merengue Skwirlols.
Howsomebber, we have teh
Lemming Merengues (teh artists foarmerly known as teh Chiffonz)
*cue musick*
Byyeeeeeee Bye Miss A. Merry Can Pie
*facepaw interfeers wif drivving teh chevvy to teh levvy*
but but but teh levee wuz dry!
But but but ifn teh levee wuz drie, den haow kumz dey wuz dreenkin wisskee n ry?
They buyed it in teh next levee over, silly.
‘Cauz tehr froats were dry frum singing
Thx fur awl teh congrats!
i just maed sum decoffienated caffe, would chew like sum?
*peeks into annipuss’s kittchen to see if dere’s any pie. or cuukkies. or caek*
Ai haz sordid caek – noe cukkies at teh momint tho.
May ai hang this heer, annipuss??
Heer ar teh De-Lurker bags. Tehy ar awl on teh big table in teh Kirk Lounge.
If ai am nawt heer – can sumwun maek shur taht eech De-Lurker gets wun?? Laik nicewitch did!! (THANKS, nicewitch!!)
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag.
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Doan fur-gitz bowt teh buffay n shampayn bar daown teh fred! Awl de-lurkurz b teh wellkumz! (evvywun els b teh wellkumz, awlsew!)
Ohai Cheezpeeps! Am not exxatly a lurker butt (!) to sillybrate the Delurker Day I wants to say OHAI to evrywun and grate beeg fanks to the Qween MJ and to JCH4K for the verry naice Prezzie Bag! Blackberree pi pleeze, and is thare aice creems?
ohai catnip junkie!! i seed abowt yor buk on teh Cheez Town Cryer! (i lieks to write teh storees, too, i writes abowt majiklol peeples
)
*microphobe feedsback*
O HAI. cAN I HAS UR TENSHUNS, PLZ?
Since so many cheezfrenz new and not-so-new-ackshully is here, it seemed like a gud time to mention our next scheduled extry-gud time, Teh Lardy Gras Celemabration!
Whut: Lardy Gras is a combination celemabration of Collop Monday (a TTI pre-Lent thingy involving bacon. Bacon!) and Mardi Gras.
When: Mardi Gras means “Fat Tuesday” so we will of coarse be havening Lardy Gras on a Thursday. Thursday, teh 18th of Februrary to be eggsacked.
Where: It is still under discussion, but will prolly be on teh 2nd or 3rd lol of teh day. (This is teh 3rd lol of today, for reference.) Please to check this space and teh Cheezland World Clock for moar details.
How: We will have fuds (not to worry; is not whut u gived up for Lent) and drinks and musics and stuffs. Mabye even pancaek races! U heard.
If u would like to rite a song in ICHC style, plz do. We will be focusing on teh themes of TTI, Bacon, and/or Pancakes. So far we already has verzshuns of “Werewolves of London,” “Islands in teh Stream,” “People Are Strange” and a few moar. Plz to contact teh event Musiclol Misdirectifier, our own lovely or talented kimkiwi for moar informations about contribuficating a song, or havening a stall or other entertainment. U can reach her at kim_stewart at xtra dot co dot nz
kthxpancakeracesheybatterbatter
*wonders if teh skwirrls can maek bacon pi*
inn mai (admitudlee limitod) speeryens, skwirrls maek de bess bacon pi dere IZ!! yay.
aiz nawt lion bowt et ethur!
but the mane fing is, will dey kno? (and why am ai always in the kitchen wen teh new lol comes up? lol)
et mai gib dem paws et furst….den dey wil nose hims owt…
ohai zelkina…we haz nawt met….yu ar delurker toodai?
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Welkums tu cheezland!!!
not de-lurker, mai friend, juss a few an far betweener!
Rawr kitteh is feerce!!!
u sure kitteh haz a feerce?
oar mebbe just a peeved?
probloly bowf! wach owt fo teh pointy ends!
aifinkso iz nawt a verree gud groundhog costume…
u shure it’s not a porkiepine?
oh noes, itsa lie in get in teh nap
cheeses twice, it’s a paper liion get in teh non sequiter
r u sayin, teh lyon sleepz tunite?
dingdingding
Jeebus Crist, it’s a paper lion! Get in teh card stock!
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oh man, shuda knowed LCB would come up wiv a grate wun!11!!!
Why? U think I is teh grating?
*feels shredded*
Aw, LCB — doan goe 2 peesiz awn us…
no dice!
And dont ju lionne about it, eivver!
Jeebus Crist! It’s julionne fries! Get in the carbs!
but u am a print cess amung wim menz.
*apolologizez fur deh pathetic pun*
Ohai, mai cween!!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
iz yu gto yur com pewter fixed?
haz tehr ben ani lurkurs?
ebbree fing iz fine now…. dunno wai it wuz akting goofy…. i rebooted, same thing…. tryed uzzer pooter, same fing … rebooted wifi fingy, same fing….. awl uv a sudden, ebreffing bak tu normal…. *shrugz*
wii haz sebral delurkerz!!!
I so happy tu seeing dem!!!
Ai iz glad yu iz bak amung us mai liege,
* bows with elegance to her majesty *
Ai has been havin teh same problem todai, ur cweenness. Ai has turneditawf turneditawnagin so menny times ai has losted count. Ifn u sees Bill Gates in teh neer fewchur, plz to poke him in teh other eye from me.
*pushes teh cween into teh print cess pool*
oh noes!
*throws a life preeservur to teh cween*
*an sum soap*
*klimez owt uv pool*
Yuk! Ackkk!!! ptui!!!
*wash wash wash!!
Fankeez tessm!!!
*lukz askance at LCB*
*givz cweenmj a hunnert-doller towl*
Heer — U mite knead dis…
Fankkeez Aahz!
*handz Aahz a 50 P towel fur change.
Whut? Whut did I do? Nothin’ that’s whut. *pouts*
*a birdie flies by and sits on LCB’s lower lip*
u knowed that wud happen, rite?
mmph mmphmm mph!
wut? I cant hear u wif that birdie on ur mouth!
*slow sad headshake*
Oh, BTW, didja see? My old bobblolhed car dog, Bob, has retired. *moment of silences* My new boblolhed car dog is a lion. His name is Rory. Here’s him.
WANT!!!!!!
mee tew!!! he has such a feerce!
ver ykool
Grrr! ai has a feeerse!
*snerk* yoo certinly duz, kitteh! *snork* *gigglol*
*borrows Ambercat’s commint*
In onner uv delurkifying dae, ai thot ai mite trot owt this tune. Is an oldie but a goodie.
Click here to sing along.
Teh Lurker
wiv aplologies too Simon’s Cat and Garfunklol
I am just a lurker and my comments seldom show
I have squandered all my bandwidth
For a kitteh pikshur captioned in an Impact font
All jokes and fun — still, sometimes there are heartaches and we share them one by one, mmmm…
When I found my cheezfren family
I was on teh interwebs
I was laffin’ at teh lolcats
When I clicked the link for “Comments” and said, “WTF?”
Reading slow,
Sounding out the funny spellings, learning lolspeek as I go
Picking up the phrases only cheezpeeps know
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…
Trying only for a “front page”
I go makin’ lotsa lols, but I get no burgers –
But a friend request from CweenMJ and many moar!
I do declare that the cheezpeeps are the nisest bunch of people ennywher…
Now the hours pass in laughter and cheez cameraderie –
With the puns and ABC lists,
nawt-sekkund sillybrayshuns and the conga-rats
Well it may sound strange
But the Burfdae Fairy wishes even lurkers “Happy Day!”
Even lurkers get a chance to come and play.
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…
Though I don’t have time for playing now
I’m wishing I was on ICHC
Where teh fuds is always nommy and teh drinks iz free,
cweenfetti… blowin’ by…
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In the meantime there is RL, with its stoopiness and pleh
And it carries teh reminders of ev’ry chore I haven’t done
or things I meant to get to
but I’m on teh interwebs
I am playing wiv teh cheezfrenz, leaving RL far behind
Living foar teh time spent playing nise online…
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
OMCC, Tessm, this is BEST SONG EBBER!!!!!
OOOh yeshyeshyesh I totullee agreee!!!! WOW!!! I hasanimpressed. No, an IMPRESSED! Big wun!
*clappityclappityclappitywiffawildness*
Tessm, u is a jeenyuss! *clappityclappity*
oh fankyoo! iz wun from teh cheezstock consert, butt (!) ai thot it wud fit in nisely todae. Glad u liked it!
THUNDERMAUS APPLOSAUCE!!
An an OH WOW, too!!
But thiz wuz awn teh cheestok consert???? Ai must hav mist it!
It’z reelee grate! We shur “trot” out these oldeez but goodeez frum taim to taim. Meenee peepl shurlee havn’t seen(herd) tehm!
O, Janet! This song is on Disc Two of teh Cheezstock Litterbox Set.
U still does has ur copy that I automagraphed for u, rite? RITE?
Ov corse!! Ai treshur it so much taht ai put it away in a “safe plaice.”
Nao awl ai need to do iz find it again!
Mush ob Cheezstok bees kynd ob teh hayzeeblursoartafing, but ai’s priddee shur ai wuz der. Oar mebbee neerbai. Oar sumwares.
*flashis teh Vulkan handsyne fingee*
Peas, man! O wate, dat’s nawt teh rite hand fingee….
*wandurs vayglee awf in teh dairekshun ob teh boofay*
*whiled applause*
Wunnerflol!!!!!!
*fundurous applauz!!!*
*clappityclappityclapptiy*
Woot! Woot!
fankees everywun!
Tessm! That iz de most ama zinengest song! It are fulfulfull of the da win and awesum!! U shud hab a granny aweird 4 dis!
Wow, Tessm, dat’s a kool song! Dese Cheezland gavverins bees teh bestest!
an fur Cweenmj, fur teh eye deer!
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Ai is nawt rilly a lurker but duzzen get to commint berry mush cuz dat ole RL keepz gettin in teh way.
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Free cheerings fur De-Lurkificayshun Day (or howebber yu spells it
ohai cassidy, eben if yoo iz not reely a lurkur, hapy de-lurkification day anyway!! nice to see yoo heer!
UDDERLEE FANTASTICAL!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
*clappiteeclappiteeclappiteeclappitee*
den ai wil bii Keeng awf teh fouruss!
Not cween not duke not prinze!!!
nae king! nae quin! nae laird! nae master!
Nac Mac Feegle wha hae!
Wut song dis iz? iz fun!
oh, iz teh cry uv teh Nac Mac Feegle, like BF473 sed. They iz pictsies (not pixies!) = liddlol men whut ware kilts and fight and drink and fight and fight and drink.
Is from buuks by Terry Pratchett. Start with teh “Wee Free Men.” (Aifinkso is sposed to be kinda kids buuk, but whut teh hay.)
I lub buuks! speshially fairy tails! i collects tehm too! fankyoo!
We haz grayte luvs fur bukses by Terry Pratchett.
By teh way, I lykes yr name, TheatricalWanderlust. Ar yu a roving player?
unforchoonaytlee nawt. I wuz kor…. koree….. dans dans dans mayker in teh kollege fer my theatre and ai laiks to trabel.
*has an impressed*
*Taeks a bow* hahaha
wuzn’t perfeshunal theatre just a club fer teh skool. lotsa fun tho!
I haz all left feets, so, purrfeshunal or nawt, iz still impressed!
*looks ober shoulder to make sure impression are nto footprints frum sumwundoing a Jose Greco on my bakk*
ENE live theatre iz lotz of fun!
An – we need a dans dans dans mayker! Ai dont think we hav wun rite nao.
In cayse we decide to put awn a muwsikal!
Oar a varitee show.
We hav ar own theatre heer, yoo noe. It’z reelee nice.
Gibbocat, hoo iz teh creator an proprietor (cweenmj iz teh jeneral manajer) ov teh Ty Boo Teek – bilt it. Akshoolee, we hav a Consert Hall – and a theatre fur plays. He bilt bof ov tehm.
I iz inbolved wif a community chorus & we r learning teh Thriller dans! Iz full of win and zombies!
*steps up* Iffen yoo needs a dans dans dans mayker jus calls mai name!
I wants to joyn dat chorus ColoradoKat! Thriller FTW
Pls nawt tu bee pulling teh tails awf faeries!! Ai shur dat mus hertz dem!
Maybee ai iz jus goin fru mai sekond chyldhud butt ai fink teh Wee Free Men iz hylareeis! Awl teh Pratchett buuks r ful uv win an awsum!
Oh yesh! ai juss started reeding Pratchett a littlol wilol ago, adn tehre bee sew menny bukks fur meh tew gigglol ober!
me too! Ai just dont noe hao ai mist him awl these yeers!
But ai just luv him. An hoo cares if sum ov them ar fur kidlets. Ai meen – ar they reelee??? LOL!! Ai dint notiss!
Mai boi jest finnished da Artimus Fowl serees. Does yu fink hi might liek dese? Him iz 10 butt reeds at da growed up levelle. He lubbed AF nad da Narnia serees.
Iff him lieks sillyness him lieks Pratchett!
Artemis Fowl FTW!!! I lubz deze buuks and haz dem awl! Mebbe haz him reed teh Redwall buuks? Dey is very gud too.
Pratchett also writes books that are aimed at a younger audience, such as the Truckers series, Johnny and the Dead, Only You can Save Mankind and Nation. You might want to start him with one of these and see how he goes. Sorry couldn’t contemplate that in lolspeak!
Oh, also ai has read awl of these “kids” books an enjoyed ebery wun of dem. Ai finkso age is a state of mind.
I jusht fownded dis for awl ub us buuklubberz
Literary DNA
Denying Newton -ur doin it rite!!!
(btw teh linkee has wun ” too menne. Happuns to lots awf peeps in teh beginning mahself inclooded. Shud wurk liek dis.
Oh noes! clickee fail! Tanks foar teh help!
This iz reelee neet! An itz a CheezBurger site?????
Tehy hav so mennee nao – ai cant eben begin to keep up!
But this wun iz verree clever!
aifinks da Pratchett buks ar fro da yung et hart
I has jest started teh nawtsekkund wun. Is teh hilareeous! Unfortunatelee I has a habit awf reading when brushing ma teef -nawtsogudidea akshoolee
*note to self: cleen that mirror*
Awlso nawt so syootablol to reed in teh bus. Peeps mite luk at u wiffabewildered…
Ai offin taik wun tew teh lawndreemat wif meh, ai sit dere an reed an snurt an gigglol owt lowd, maiks fowks luuk at meh wifaaskince butt ai doan kair! I jus lets dem in awn teh Terry Pratchett sosighatee!
ai has gotten sum uv the audiobuuks red by Stephen Fry and they are totallee FTW!!
are tehy the unabridged wuns? a frend had the abridged audio books, and they leeve out all teh wonderful footnotes and jokes
sum are abridged, and they are red by sumwun else aifinkso. ai make sure ai gotted the unabriged wuns.
they are spendy — but check the library!!
also, they have a few on library2go — start by going to overdrive.com, and search for libraries to see if ur local library is affiliated.
Aive bin told – bai awl teh gud Cheezpeeps heer, that it iz best if yoo can start at teh beginning!
Nawt so eezee, ai noe. But tehy sed yoo miss a lot if yoo don’t hav awl teh bakground.
we willna be fuuled agin!!
Ye’ll tak’ the high road an’ I’ll tak’ yer wallet!!
… n we’ll split teh munneez bitween us!
they can tak’ oor lives, but they canna tak’ oor trousers!
Mai reegul roebs ob teh foreeeeeeeeeest! wud be satin, nawt cawton, nawt chintz!
but but but Supposin’ you met an elephant?
Toaldja ai wuz teh King ob Beests!!
Stawp laffin!!
Due nawt laff et da
kittehlyon….hims nose ware yu keap yur shooz…….
CC goez verticul?
iz a ufny luukin halo…
U knows how it is wif these kids today. Waring their pants on teh ground and their halos on their faces. *nods*
Summa dem ebben ware deyz pantz awn deyz hedz n deyz haylowz onna grownd…
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… oar mebbe datz teh kollij peepz atta frat partee…
lukkin laik a fool wif teh pants on teh grownd?
*nods and does a slow, sad hed shake at teh same time*
Ow!
*goes off to Egypt in search of a Cairo practor*
if Egypshian watches students examinating, izhe a Cairo proctor?
*nods*
And if he’s outstanding in his field that means he couldn’t start his Cairo tractor.
the effect of being in Egypt is the Cairo Factor.
N ifn himz taylz U dat U aint werf nuffin, dat meenz himz uh Cairo detractor
N iff himz maeking moobies, himz a Cairo actor, aifinkso.
N ifn himz censorz teh Egyptian noozpaypurr, himz izza Cairo redactor
FTW!!
If he’z a geometer, he usese a Cairo protractor
A yungling Ai seed yestidai had hims pants slung so lo dat him wawked liek a pengwin!
Kitteh auditions for Narnia
U winz deh interwebz, annecat!!!!
W00t!!!!
Ohai o beautimus cween – I is delurkifying today an itz my birfday too! Waves floofy paws with Pippinkit to all cheezfrenz out there.
Ohai Annecat!! Happitayle burfingdai tu yu and welkome tu Cheezland!
OHAI Annecat!
Furst – heer iz yur De-Lurker Prezzie Bag.
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
An neggst ~ ~ ~
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER ANNECAT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Ooo prezzies – me likes! Pippinkit wonders if there is chikkin pi as well, but I likes lemming merrang myself. Mai Pippin also thinks floofy blankee is verrry nice – she is very very old ladee of 21 an likes softy softy things.
ooo… deh old lady kittehz am berry speshul…. I hadded wun libbed tu b 19. wen asked how shii libbed so long, I sed shii maded berry judishus use uv deh 9 livez.
Yes, she am special – especially at 2, 3 and 4am wanting snuggles! Her mamakat was 20 when she went over the bridge so Ifink is genenetic.
*wanders in late*
*hands Annecat a nextrafloofy blankit for teh OLK and a GODF (Get Owt of Debfreefing Free card) in case Maus ever comes back*
Hay — I seed himz awn heer teh uvver nyt! Himz wuz teh heer wif Sir Real n Cmdr Data n Wyatt Earf!
Oh, that’z gud to heer! He hazznt furgottun us – just cant come. Laik Princess Mu.
but but but… I thot they letted Princess Mu come bak!
*has a sad*
Tehy did! An tehn – it happened again – an nao she iz re-band.
It maeks me so sad.
An hur pewter at hoam iz so slo, seh cant do it there, eether.
Ai noe hao that iz. Wehn ai wuz visiting mai cuzzin in Florida last yeer, tehy just had a slo lappy top. Ai cud reed sumwaht, but comminting wuz nawt pawssibul.
Ohai Annecat! Whut a wundermuss wait to sily brayt yur birfday – ai welcums yu wib de noarlmul floofy paw ob frenship!! HALLO! (sawry dat wuz de Jurmin bitt… carnt stoppit!) x
Wabes floofy paw back! Gibs birfday caek! Welcome!!!
Ohai Annecat n Pippinkit! Hippo birdee two ewes! Ur nawt-sekkund kawmint izza gud wun, awlsew! Plz 2 partayk uv teh buffay n shampayn bar daown teh fred!
Yay fur delurking!!! and Happy Birfday!!! b shur and telling deh burfday fairee.
Welkum tu Cheezland! dat b an awsum furst comment!1!!!
I fink I must put myself on the Cheezfrenz map as well – wen I can find it again! An fankyou my cween for nice words and welcum.
deh map am here.
Fanks again mai cween. Ooo, I lives near the legendary GuinnessPiggeh!
You duz? Den we is naybors! Ohai Annecat, ai am martoonie also known as SJ an we has teh joke heer dat Ingerland is so teeny an tiny dat we knows eberybuddy so if u look owt of ur window you will see me wavin at u! Ackshully ai grew up near Birmingham, went to school in Birmingham, and nao am in Surrey. Welcome an happy burfday!
An Ai aer in Lundun – so anuvver nayburr!
Annecat–Welcum. Waht kine uv caek wud yu liek?
Choklit of course!
ah, mai kinda fren! welcome! *extends floofy paw*
Ohai Annecat- nice to meetcha!
ai iz berry gald tu meetchu Annecat, well come tu teh cheezland nd mny happi returns. Ai hop tu si yu hear often.
ooh, a burfday!!!
*makes note on teh Offishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List*
hmm, shuld teh party be erly today sinse we hab a burfday de-lurker rite heer?
**note to all lurkers, delurking or not: if yoo also wants to be on teh O.b.F.F.C. Brufday List, yoo kan 1:habbing a ICHC akkownt an frending me, the burfday fairy – plz to put yor burfday on yor profile, or 2: yoo kan e-meow me, teh burfday fairy, at burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com (yesh, iz a reel emeow address, an i even chekk it sumtimes!
)
ohai annecat!! welkom to cheezland an happy birfday!
Hapi burfdae!!!!!
Gibbs a gnu meenin tu ‘da circlol ob lief’
ohai hissyfit……das an grate naim…….yu ar delurker toodai?
*hedbonk*
Welkums tu cheezland!!!
Hai willyboy! ai iz mostlee lurker doo too RSL, butt awl waes a rownd. Frankees fur da wellkume, doh!
Ohai HissyFit! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Ebben ifn U iz nawt delurkifyin 2dai, plz 2 partayk uv teh buffay n shampayn daown teh fred…
OMCC! Luk haow menny nawt fursts der iz!!! We needz to haz a partee!
“Nawt fursts” oar “nawt sekkunds”? Eevur wai, pardee tym it iz!!1!
*Aahz rolls out portable buffet table and wet bar*
*Also rolls out champagne table with 7 champagne fountains*
Letz sillybrayt teh 6-wai makrumay n awl teh noo de-lurkurz hoo r kumminz owt 2 plai!
Sillybraet, sillybraet, dansdansdans tu teh myoosik …
gotta have this foar a dans partee!
W00t! *dans dans dans* Ai lubs dans partees!
HAHAHAHA i ment nawt sekkunds! *faycepaw*
Iz otay, TW! Haz sum shampayn!
Thanx Aahz! Cheerz!
ohai iz ben lurking lonnnnng time. mai eye play too?
ohai noodle!!…ob cors yu kin plai
welkum tu cheezland!!!1
Welcom and Happee Delurkificayshun!
Heer iz teh prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
and teh floofy paw of frenship!
ohai noodle, nice to meeting yoo! *extends floofy paw ob frendhsip*
iz ober welmed. wowie….
meye fluffy paws ob frendship to al deez lobly cheezepeeps.
thnks fo da warm n toasty welcom, afinkso ….
*wanders downthred*
*hands noodle an extra strong CHRG (wdoi) and a full supplie of Shamwows for future use*
Welkum noodle!
Welkom noodle! Sew glad u deesidid tew unlurk!
me 2.
eye’m in da bootyk lookng fo da most strngest charger. eye mus not splort at werk, ever. 2 messy. so mny wunderfl tings ta sea here an its realy free?
tanks
Oh hai, noodlol!!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
Ohai noodle! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Plz 2 partayk uv teh buffay n shampayn uppa buv…
oh yea…….shampayn and peech pi.
an a toast (dont duck, dis not da rocky horrrer pitcher shew) to allll youze cheezepeeps.
thnks por a lobely morning.
*luuks hoapful* did somewun say shampers????
nice too meet u noodle!
Ohai, tessm! Yeh, I roalded owt teh shampayn bar wif teh sebben diffrint shampayn fowntinz 4 dis speshlol dai! Goe haz sum!
*looks hoapful* did sonewun say noodlols?????
nice to meecha noodle!
Ohai! I r a lurkr, nyoo to posting. Miny tanks to da cween fer invytin wee lerkrz too plai toodai!
ohai greyhoundmom!! welkom to cheezland, nice to meeting yoo! *extends floofy paw ob frendship*
Welkum, welkum, welkum!
heer is teh prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
an teh floofy paw of frenship!
Ohai an welkums greyhoundmom!!!!
da lurkurs alwais bee welkums tu plai wif da cheezfrens
♥ ♥ ♥ >^:^< ♥ ♥ ♥
hoppi delurkifikayshun dae!!!!
Thankies muchly for the welkoms and floofy paws, LM, TWL and Willy Boy – it shur bee nise to plai aftr miny miny months ob lurkifying.
Ooo, an tanks awlsew for prezzies an pi – r thr any goggie-fayced CHRGs? And lemming pi for me, pleez sur may i hav anoffer?
tehr iz anyfing yoo kan dreem ob in teh tye booteek! an plenty ob pi!
*wanders by from upthred*
*gives GHM a big dollup of fresh whippy cream for her pi, and a slide rool*
Ooo – a slide rool! *whips it aroun, figgers out that pi r squared* Hmmm….does this meen even MORE pi??
ooo look, dots…
ooh.. I PI fan!! let meh know if u ever wants teh 10 sent tour of teh Pi Stawl… we has it all cleened up now since teh last ‘accident’….
thair is a 10 sent tour? whoo knoo? of chorus i wood like teh tour. duz i need to ware a dosemeter sinse teh ‘accident?’
er, um, noes, it’s safe! as far as u know.
I has had Igor chek it out wif a thoroughness!
so, is u saying u has 10 sents?
mebbe tew wooden nikels…..wil thay dew?
Ohai , greyhoundmom- welkum to cheezland!
Nyce to meet you, GreyHoundMom!
Yay! Welkom GreyHoundMom!
Ohai GHM! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Plz 2 b havvin summa teh guddeez uppa buv…
oh hai and welkum tu Cheezland, GreyHoundMom!!! Fank u fur Delurkifying!! kum and play wif us weneber u kin!!!
fanks agin my cween, for yur wondermous idea to invyte us to delurkify – just teh push sum ob us kneaded!
Watt kynda kitteh iz dis? MANE Coon?
i dun no. tale us.
paws furr thought awn dis one?
Oooh! Mayn Coon pawz iz teh eggstree furree!
oooh wunerful punnage!
HA! Dat’s funnee. Ai lubs da mane coons- expeshallee da BC kinds.!
Hi Cheezland. I’m delurkifying.
Ohai TeddyzMom!! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Haz sum shampayn n sumfin frum teh buffay!
Tankyoo! Yummm….relish! I accept yr floofy paw and offer
one in return.
Ohai, TeddysMom! Welkum! *extends floofy paw of frendship* So nyce to meetcha!
ohai teddysmom, welkom to cheezland!
Thank yoo! It’s wonderful to be here.
Ohai, TeddysMom! Welkom to Cheezland!
*gibs commemoratib CHRG and sekrit decoder ring*
Ooooh! I lurves sekrit decoder rings! Shiny! Tanks!!
Ohai TeddysMom! So nice to meet new frenz!
Tanks!
Ohai TeddysMom! Ai am a TeddysMom too! So glad yoo delurked!
Heer is ur prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Wow! Prezzies and pi?! I’m choose blooberri! Thanks!
*ambles down teh thred*
*gives TeddysMom sum fresh whippy cream for hur pi, and a box of sordid choklits*
*bites DK on teh ear*
Skwirlgirl! So glad to meet you. Thanks for the choklit!
fanks TM!
or can i calls u ™ ?
*takes a choklit*
EYUCK!!
*spits*
Sry…It was coconutt! pbtht!
… and wee all knows how much u LUVS those coconutts!!
Ohai TeddysMom! Sew glad tew meet u!
Tanks BF! So much better than RL…
I didn’t know cats had school plays, too.
Ownlee in teh kitten garten..
Hab we met? Ai aer gettin fergetful in mai awld ayj. Iffn u aer a delurker, mai Ai offer mai flooffee paw in walkum.
ooh an me, *extends floofy paw covered in cake mix* erm…scuse….habe been making mai momcats bday cake….
kitteh mai be rehursin fro roll inn da mewsikal purr dukshun ob Kats
Ohai an walkums tu Cheezland!
ifinkso iz cawz tehy not lieks wering teh costyooms
nice to meet yoo!
O yesh — lastist yeer dey didded Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
.
Pleezded 2 meetcha, Bryonia!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Plz 2 partayk uv teh buffay n shampayn uppa buv…
i just watched the owl video below and lmao
ooh, iz taht wun funny? i haznt seed it yet, my intertoobs wuz being borky dis morning.
nice to meet yoo!!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
okay, teh burfday fairy is heer early today for teh burfday party, to welkom all teh lurkers an to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nyghtwind an Annecat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed cuppiecaeks in all yor favrit flavrs wif fansee frostings an sprinkls!! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, yoyos taht wissle “teh lion sleeps tonite” wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder/mood ringz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blakk velvit alien robot posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy burfday Nyghtwind an Annecat. may you have many more weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Fanks 5 Eagles and burfday fairy – chases bowncy balls before they fall in teh punch!
You are Annecat too you has multipersonalitees ?
Fanks berry muchly for the birfdai wishes. Ai am mostly a lurker butt ai play heer sometimes adn it is so nice to meet all de otter lurkers for my birfdai!
*grabs yoyo adn watches it go updownupdownupdown to listen to de myusic*
repeet frum abuv if yoo missd it:
**note to all lurkers, delurking or not: if yoo also wants to be on teh O.b.F.F.C. Brufday List, yoo kan 1:habbing a ICHC akkownt an frending me, the burfday fairy – plz to put yor burfday on yor profile, or 2: yoo kan e-meow me, teh burfday fairy, at burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com (yesh, iz a reel emeow address, an i even chekk it sumtimes!
)
also remindifying all teh comminters (noo an old) to luk for unansered de-lurking commints an make shur evreewun gets welkomd!
oh, an HAPPEE BURFDAY to zelkina’s momma too!
Ohai! Iz tryin to b de-lurkified. I lieks dis playce.
It tooked a long tiem to b moderated!
ohai Hippo K!!! yesh, it taykes a long time on yer nawt sekkund commint! everything should show up kwickly now.
Welcum to cheezland **extends floofy paw of frendship**
Fanks. Floofy paw of frendship rite bak atcha!
I haz a sno day 2day so itz a gud day 2 de-lurkify.
*leaves LCB upthred to deal wif her burd issues*
*gives Hippo K a kitteh pez dispenser and a pass to ride on teh rokkit lawn chare*
Rokkit lawn chare – I can’t wait to trie it!
Hippo K–Aim glad yu were payshent. Iz awlawaiis niis tu meet nu frends! Welcum.
Ohai, Hippo K! Welkum to cheezland! please to chek out tye booteek and get delurker gift bag!
Heer is ur prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
Hai Hippo K!! So nice to see yoo heer!
Ai think cweenmj will be sooo happee to see just WAHT a gud idea teh Delurkifikashun Day wuz!
An heer iz yur prezzie bag. Ai uzed up AWL ov mai kitteh stikers makeing these. Akshoolee, tehy ar much laik teh wuns tath Ambercat brow to teh Lunnun Cheezmeet last Joon.
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (from mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Walkum Hippo K! Pleezd 2 meet u!
I haz a happee to meet ebryone heer. Adn all ov teh songz 2day! Toad-ally awesome!
I lurvs teh delurker gift bag. Iz injoyin tye booteek. So mush cyoot kitteh stuffz – Iz gonna needz a bigger bag!
ohai hippo K! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
Floofy paw ob frendship rite bak atcha!
Yay! fur deh delurkifikashun!!! I see Janet haz gibbed u a guddee bag!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!
Fanks fur teh delurkifikashun idea! Iz happee to b visiting Cheezland insted ov just reeding about it adn wishing I wuz heer.
RAWR!! RAWR!! RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!
meow
Heh. I was watching something on teh TV teh other day that had a lion roar. Just then I happened to be looking at Liam, who was yawning. It lookeded like he was teh one roaring. I was actually askared for a nanosecond. *nods*
Mebbe Liam izza ventrilokitteh…
*Sob* I is tryin to delurkify, butt (!) WP is nommin my comments! I haz bean lurkin for some whilz and lurvs to reed all the commints! U is ufny peeps!
*showz WP pointee ends*
dere yu iz fien nao!!!
welkums coloradokat!!!
OHAI ColoradoKat!
Ai dont think – ai luked – an yoo dont hav yur De-Lurker gift bag;
Heer is ur prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (from mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
*patpatpat* iz okay, coloradokat, yoo iz heer now! WP eets noo commints to maek shur yoo iznt a spam, an eets old commints becawz, well, no wun knoz why , mebbee just cawz its hungry. but now yoo iz heer an i kan extends a floofy paw ob frendship!! welkom to cheezland, make shur to get caek an prezzies!
Welkoms, ColoradoKat! WP finally horked up yr comment, so we kan offur floofy paw of freindship!
*offurs floofy paw and the sekrit sign, countersign, and passworkd fur teh NB*
ColoradoKat, it sumtiems tayks a liddlol whyle. Welkum to cheezland! Nice to meetcha!
Ohai ColoradoKat! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Plz 2 haz summa teh buffay uppa buv…
Ohai, coloradoKat! Nice to see you in de lite!
Welkum, welkum! ColoradoKat *eggstenz floofy paw*
*pointy ends at WP*
Yu iz in Cololrado? Ai iz in Cololrado tu!
Tanks for teh welkums! I iz happee to be in de lite! Yesh,TW I is in Colororororoado!
*happee dans dans dans*
Dat is awesums dere izn’t too manee ob us in Cololrado!
*continyoos down teh thred*
*gives ColoradoKat a 10p towl and a big Shroedinger’s box of asprins.*
U will need this til you gets used to WP.
*nods*
Woot!!! anuzzer Delurker kumz intu deh lite!!! Welkum tu Cheezland ColoradoKat!!!!
CK–Naow yu are reeli a cheezpeep. Weird press iz weird.
*pouting* iz nebber deeleeting mai innertoobs hiss storeee agin. Tew mush payn in teh patootee getting ebbryfingz awl lawged in agin!
*gets Mezzomom a icepack for her sore patootee*
du yoose haz fyrefaux? et lets yu mimbur paswurds an suche fings liek dat……..
Oh dere, ai yam bloo agin. Ai yoosing IE8 cuz ob prollems ai hads awn faesbukk wif fyrefaux. Ai gots a diffrint pooter dat ai inhairitted frum mai boi, adn it habs a diffrint set ob littlol kwirks dan mai awld wun.
Aifinkso ai tries loding teh Googlol Chrome awn dis pooter, ai hadz it awn mai oald wun butt(!) teh pooter hadz trubblol handlolling it adn wud freezify ifn ai hadz too tabz oapen. Dis pooter habs moar memmry adn fasster hamsters.
Am teh stoopy weirdpress fynully let meh postify?
grr, iz teh ratzenfratzen intertoobs slo today or iz it just me? haz taked me haff a howr just to do sum logging in an make a fyoo commints!! (i haz 1.5 mb dsl, not teh fastest but iz usully much faster tahn dis.
)
ai hadd an sloenis wen da lol beegan butt haz bean fien sence den….
ai hadd ti goe awl da wae bak tu ICHC hoampaij an due ctrl+F5…
Ai hav a slonees, too! An mine iz usuallee kwite fast!
De-lurking. Been lurking 2+ years now. I post every so often, but RLS prevents me from playing.
ohai! yesh yur naim hash an famiyur flabur OFC…
welkums an hoppi delurkifikayshun dae!!!
An yes!! Ai haz seen yoo befoar – but nawt verree offen.
Wunderful tath yoo cud come an de-lurk today!
Heer is ur prezzee bag:
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (frum mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wuns an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Ohai, OriginalFatCats! Nyce to see yoo! RLS kin keep awl of us away frum tyme to tyme. I noes this for a fakt! But we awl pops in whenever we kan to say Ohai!
ohai originalfatcats, ifinkso i rebembers yor name!! nice to see yoo today!
Ohai OFC! Pleezded 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Plz 2 partayk uv teh buffay uppa buv…
Yesh, OFC – RLS gits da bestest ob mii mostest dais, tu. Good tu seeing yu todai.
Slite lee off topic…didja happin tu see las tweeks Barron’s? Da cober storee wuz abawt da Fat Cats in bankin. Cyoot pic. Yur naem remembered it tu mii.
*wanders by*
hmmm… I know I has seen u before, OFC.
this is nawt a ploy to get prezzies is it?
*luks askanse*
ah well.. I better give u sumthing just in case..
*hands OFC a bottomless martoonie- peech flavr*
enjoy!
No, not a ploy to get teh prezzies. Thanks for the martoonie!
jsut teasing u
i members seeing u!! Welkum bak!!! kum and playing wen u kin!!!
*spots lurkers popping up awl over* Yay! Hooray!
Butt . . . butt . . . if teh lurkers sees theyr shadow, will ther be 6 moar weeks of winter?
(i hopes so, cawz wen iz not winter heer iz hunnderd-elebenty degrees owtside! *runz away frum mob ob peeples sikk ob teh sno*)
No, not to worrify. Lurkers so far haz been kittehs or goggies, not groundhog-lyke ROUS;
As far as U kno…
Princess Bride FTW!
wel iffin day pawp upp hear inn da grayte norfwets dey wont sea nuffi atoll inn dis faug….
Here in TTI we not haves groundhawgs, but we has lots of rhymes ’bout Candlemas (today) – all say if Candlemas wevver be good, more winter to come, if wevver bed bad the winter be done. Was wet today, so good ifinkso!
♪ In teh jungle teh mithe jungle teh lyon sleeps two-nite… ♪
Oooo-oo-oo-ooo-ay-ooo-oo-oo-ooo-oh-wee-oh-ma-ma-wai
.
Ohai localoba! I doan finksew we haz meeted
*extends floofee paw of friendship*
Ohai an welkums localoba!
ty new friens!
ohai localoba, welkom to cheezland! *extands floofy paw ob frendship*
LL–Niis abatar!
Ty! I haz de nickname alredy! Yea!
Ohai to awl nyoo delurkers! Welcum!
).
And foar awl those that still dusn’t dare: Here b teh “song foar teh luvly lurkers” that I rotet sum time ago (awn teh berry nawtsekkund day that I de-lurkified mahself
Luvly Lurkers, this wun b foar u! Pwease de-lurkify!
(Wif apolologies to Petula Clark…)
If ur alone and lief is making u lonely
u can awlways go
to cheezland.
When u’ve got worrys
the cheezpeeps all hurry
try to halp I know
in cheezland.
U kin b watching all their lols
and reading all their commints
trying all teh gushifoods
teh peeplols there be nommins
how can u lose?
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
in cheeeeezland
things will b greee-heeat
in cheeeeezland
eberyone’s waitig for youhuuuuu
…in cheezland.
Don’t hang around and let ur problums surround u
.
there are luvly peeps
in cheezland.
Surely I know there is a place where they go
and they nebur leave:
cheezland.
Just listen to teh songs at all teh mewsical advenchures,
go visiting teh naughty barn where quite some people venture
happy again
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
go to cheeeeezlaand
that’s where teh nice peeps go
cheeeeezlaand
wait’n for u to show
cheeeeezlaand
you’re goona feel alright the-heere
…in cheezland.
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
And u will find somebody kind to halp and unnerstand u
someone who is jest liek u who found this happiplace
and lubs to share lols.
I hope that I see u there
we can forget all our troubles
forget all our cares
meet in cheeeeezlaaand
things are jest great
we’re in cheeezlaaand
don’t wait a minute moar
cheeeezlaaand
everyone’s waitin’ foar uu-huuuu
…cheezland.
…cheezland.
*fade out*
*curtsey*
kthxbai!
*hopsawaywifakwikness*
*clappityclappityclappity*
we haz so many poetikal genyusses heer!
Yesh yu du sew, sew yu jus get rite bak in der!!!
just for fun, heer is link to mewsic!
Fanks!!!
Hooray, honeybunny, that wuz luvverly! *klaps floofy paws*
I lubs ur nickname awf mine! schmoooos to u! {{{gremlin}}}
Hooray!!! Luvs your song!!!!!
Fanksalot foar teh kind wurds ebbrywun!
Is nawt gnu song, I jest thot it b appr..oprapr…aporp…fitting in here today.
It b berry fitting!! I so glad u sanginged it agin fur us!! Schmooooz!!
applolsaus! applolsaus!
An welcome to awl teh former lurkers who has delurkified today! Gud to has u awl heer!
*clappity clappity!!!*
ai haz eerwurm nao……..
*clappity clappity!!* very nise!!
Waow, honeycakerabbit! Dat wuz fulla teh WIN n AWSUM!!1! *clappiteeclappitee*
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– butt (!) naow I can haz eerwurm…
HCR – Grate song – Clappity Clappity
*waves zippo overhead*
*Mush applolsawss fur honeycakerabbit’s song*
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An welkums tu awl teh de-lurkifyers!
O mai, sew mennee noo frends delurkafying, haow wunnerful! Ai doan wan tew miss anee wun sew ai wil jus sai..
Welkom intew teh cheeselight noo frends! Fank u sew much fer joynin us in hour fun an ai hoap u awl haz a wunnerful tyme heer! Woooooooot!!
Whale, sintz teh mew-ziklol genies — I meen jeenyussiz — r kumminz owt wif sawngz uv wellkumz, I mite as whale awlsew (ebben tho I r nawt uh genie)
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Dis wuz from Dai 3 uv Cheezstock lastist yeer, butt (!) iz steel proepreeyut 4 2dai
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I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d laugh and grin, without an end,
With our friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
.
I’d ask my friends to come and view
A LOLcat that I made just for you.
.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
.
We’d have a ball (ooh) away from it all, (ooh)
On our little hideaway beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
Sharing some jokes (ooh) with other folks, (ooh)
Postin’ comments on the threads beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
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We would sing and dance around
Because we know it don’t make a sound.
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I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
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Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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We might shout (ahh) and splort about (ooh)
The cuteness that lies within the pics.
(Lies within the LOLcat pics)
But there would be (ahh) one with the CCC (ooh)
Who’d care for us and get our poor heads fixed.
(Get our poor heads fixed)
.
We would be so happy you and me;
No trolls there can tell us what to do.
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I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
Stoopee WerdPoopz — nommed mai U-Toob leenkee…
Trie dis:
oooh, AAHZ! ai didnot see that wun on cheezstock aifinkso! is nyse but… mebbe ai has a liddul stoopy, but ai cannot playse teh originul song… pls to enliten me? so ai can enjoi to teh fullest?
(p.s. to make blank lines ai use shift+enter.)
oh there it is! *simultaneous typing detected* fankyoo!!
*sings along* yay, is grate song! *sings sum more*
*clappityclappityclappitywiffawildness*
WOW Aahz! This b full awf win and awsum!
(Ifinkso we is sorta having a welcuming consert for teh lurkers! Is teh grate! 3 songs awn wun lol! YAY!)
Wow! Cheezland is a buzzin tonite/day!!! Happee dee-lurkin day tu all teh lurkers! WELCOME!!!
All teh singin an happee happee ness is givin mii joy-joy feelins. Fanks furr teh great idee Cweenmj!!!
Ohai AfriCat! Nick to c u! Great u has a happy! So has I! schmoooooos to u!
Ohai Hunnybunny!!! Hoap yu don mind ifn i use yur nu niknaim!!! Schmooooos tu yu too!
Hai – how did awl dese peeple get in mai room?
ohai! smudgie……
dint yur hoomin tel yu bowt sillybraetin grounhawg dae?
haz sum drinksees an tri does toona horse de vourz…
tanks WB……
Ohai, Smudgie! Great partee, isnt it? By teh way, dose four bebbehs awn yur blog mus kawse a lawt of splorts. Dey’re gorgeous!
Tanks AC, – the wun on far right is me! udders be mai brothers and sister. They go to nice homes of freends of my hooman who had families and lived in nice howses who he know for a long time. They sed it was like gowing to job interview wen he discussed it wit them.
Ohai, I is nuuu!(sorta)
Ohai sorta gnu purrsun!!!
wekums limi89!!!!
wud yu liek noms an drinksees?
ohai limi89! nice to meet yoo! *extends floofy paw ob frendship*
W00t!!! Unuzzer delurkifyer!!!!!Welkum tu Cheezland, limi89!!!
*extends floofy paw uv freendship*
*swim swim swim swim*
Hello everyone and a very happy Delurking day to all! Welcome new friends! If no one minds I’d like to sing a little song that I wrote for Cheezstock, its about my experiences here in Cheeseland and you can sing along to the tune of Wichita Lineman if you’d like!
*ahem ahem*
♫ I am a manatee in your intertubes and one day I swam through.
Searchin’ for some fun and a virtual friend or two.
I heard the loling in the comments, I saw the fun to be had
And it made this lonely mammal feel so very glad.
Other sites are not too kindly, so I lurked for a while
And found the friendly interactions here could always make me smile.
Everyone made me welcome, when my first comment I dared
And discovered the fun here was meant to be shared.
It gets so lonely in the ocean, but I can’t stay on land
But with Cheeselands’s great magic, well I found that I could stand.
Now lets dance and sing together, lol with impunity
Thank you all for befriending this huge manaTEEEEE! ♥ ♥ ♥
*swims quickly away blushing*
*standing ovation* bravo clapity clapity…..Hug G Mantee.
*swims back to drop off the tune*
bravo!!!! clappity!!!!
Hooray! Well done! Lurvly singin voyce!
Ar deer Hugh iz reelee sumthing!
*claps until she can clap no moar*
Hugh…you are amazing!
*clappityclappityclappity*
Clappity clappity clappity!
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Yu is teh bestest manatee!
ahem – iffen we can do owr graytest hits …here be a little number i wrote furr a fwend of mine…
And now mai plate is cleer
and so I face an hour fasting
cheezefrends, I meow it heer
mai need for noms is everlasting
I’z nomed a life tat’s full
I’ve gobbled each and every pie made
But more – much more than tis -
I nommed it – my way
Regrets; ai’ve had a few
Just like that mealz of day old bakon
And ten – that irish stew
the pasta bake best left forsaken
Ai’ve planned each smawl repaste
Each careful nip of noms in my tray
but more – much more than tis
Ai nommed it my way
Yez there were tymes
Ai came unglooed
When ai nommed off more than ai could choo
that forteen pownds of rainbow trout
Ai nommed it up and barfed it out
Ai may be small but my tayl is tall
I nommed it my way
Cold ham – both smoked and baked
And turkey steak in low fat porshuns
and spam upon my plate with cod and skate
I ate with cawshun
To think smudge did all that
and iz not fat but still a lightweight
oh no – oh not mee -
Ai nommed it my way
For what is a cat; what haz she got?
No tuna steak, then she has not
To nom the meels she truly feels
And not a plate of jellied eels
the rekuds’s clear, I don’t do beer
But nom it my way
Yez – I nommed it my way
*applauds wildly then dries everyone off with shamwow*
That was wonderful Smudgie!
Whooo hoooo!!!
An thanks fur teh shamwow drying off, Hugh G.!! Yoo ar teh thottiest Manatee ai ebber met!
An a GRRATE singer! Ai reelee, reelee enjoyed that!
*applolse!!!*
*kwicklee remoobs awl trowts frum boofay*
*nom… nom….nom*
BURP! ahem…..skewwsii….
*throws cormfetti*
I loves a kitteh that eets Spam!
Smudgie, that was fabulous! U is a writer, a songster, and a kitteh!!! WOWOWOWOWOW
*wipes away a tear*
Smudgie, that was – well – adorable!
*wipes compewter screen dry*
yay! *clappityclappityclappity*
Wow, Adorable Smudgie, yu is nawt ownlee adorable, butt (!) talinted as well!
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Sew mush talint heer in Cheezland dat mai handses be getting a reel workowt frum awl teh applolding…!
WAAHOO!!!! Amazifying! Aplaws, aplaws, aplaws!
*joins AC in teh aplaws foar Hugh_G_Manatee and adorable smudgie*
*clappityclappityclappitywiffawildness*
impromptu consert, we definutlee has it! I lubs it!
Dis is so wunderbar wit all the lurkers bein de-lurkerified!
I am not as talented as soo many of the otter cheezpeeps here, but I would like to add a little something an hope you all like it….
With apolologies to Barbra…..
Cheezpeeps,
Lurkers who need cheezpeeps
Are the lurkiest people in the world
We’re lurking, wishing we were joining
Yet hiding a cheezpeep inside
Wanting to comment and nevermore to hide
Acting more like lurkers than cheezpeeps
Lurkers are very special people
They’re the lurkiest people in the world
With one website, one very special website
With feeling deep in your soul
Says you can laugh but now you can LOL
No more hunger and thirst (there’s a boofay!)
but first be a lurker who needs cheezpeeps
Cheezpeeps
Lurkers who need Cheezpeeps
Are the lurkiest people in the world
With one website, one very special website
No more hunger and thirst
but first be a lurker who needs cheezpeeps
Lurkers who need cheezpeeps
Are the lurkiest people in the world
clappity!!!
sweeneypie!! This iz just grate!!
CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE
CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE
OOFF ai hav to stop! Mai paws ar getting sore!
Ai think Barbra wud be PROWD!!!!!
*subs toe in dirt*
Ahhhh, fankies…..I LURV da cheezpeeps!!
hooray! *clappityclappity*
More clappity clappity! Yaay!
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Ooh, mai pawses be gettin soar! Mebbe ai shood pull mai pointy ends in
befoar applolding…
Tudae teh lurkerz
Kum aot tu plae az cheezfrens!
Tumaroe – teh trollz?
Ifn datz teh kays, we beddurer havva lotta caek…
aifinks dere ar stil plenny ob caek inn da brakerume frum da lol yesturdai (we are gonna nead a bigger litterbox)….
onlee wun troll showd upp an dey wuz an dai lait (an an dollur shoart)
Ooh! Me next! This is one of my faves, and fits in well wif teh dans party.
LOL Shack by LCB
(with aplologies to teh B-Elebenty-2s)
LOL along (lolyrics below video):
If u see a funny site on teh interwebnet that sez
Just click here 4 teh LOL Shack! LOL Shack yeah yeah yeah.
I’m heddin down teh ‘lectronic hiway,
Lookin 4 teh LOL getaway
Hedding 4 teh LOL getaway
I gots me a link, gots it bookmarked and all
And we’s heddin’ on down
To teh LOL Shack
I got me a login, a screen name that’s funny
So hurry up and bring ur cheezburg moneys
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Whare we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby
(LOL Shack bay-bee)
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
Sign sez.. Woo! Stay away trolls,
’cause LOLS rule at teh LOL Shack!
Well itz set way back near teh Princess Mu Meadow,
Just a funny old shack and I gotsta get back
Lolcats on teh mattress
Lolcats on teh hiway
Lolcats on teh front porch
Lolcats on teh hallway
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Where we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby
(LOL Shack bay-bee)
LOL Shack, that’s whare itz at
LOL Shack, that’s whare itz at
Jokin’ and no dissin’, dancin’ and some drinkin’,
Silly people linkin’
Thru their fun way of thinkin’
Teh hole shack gigglols!
Yeah teh hole shack gigglols!
Teh hole shack gigglols when everybuddy’s
Goofin’ around and around and around and around!
Everybudy’s goofin’, everybddy’s groovin’ baby!
Trolls linin’ up outside just to put down
Everybuddy’s goofin’, everybuddy’s groovin’ baby
Funny little shack! Fun-ny little shack!
Refresh ur browser
Tehre’s a new pic online
And we’s about to unwind!
I got a login, a screen name that’s funny
So c’mon and bring ur cheezburg moneys
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Whare we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby! (LOL Shack bay-bee!)
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL LOL LOL all day long baby
(LOL a little louder Cheezfrenz!)
LOL LOL LOL all day long baby
(I CAN’T HEAR U)
LOL LOL (all day long baby)
LOL LOL (all day long)
LOL LOL (all day long baby)
LOL LOL
Ur whut? Lolcat, posted!
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL baby, that’s whare itz at
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL baby, that’s where itz at
Jokin’ and no dissin’, dancin’ and a drikin’ at teh LOL Shack
*clappittyclappitteeclappittee*
U iz teh awsum, LCB!!
She iz wun ov teh gratest tath ebber wuz!!!
YAY!!!! YAY!!! *Jumps up an daon*
CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE CLAPPITEE
Owie owie owie!!! Ai think ai need to clap a littlo less hard!! Mai paws ar about to fawl off!
OOFF ai hav to stop! Mai paws ar getting sore!
Ai think Barbra wud be PROWD!!!!!
*swoonz frum teh awsumness uv awl teh sawngs*
Love the B-52′s and you did it justice LCB! Clappity clappity!!
Wooo Hoooo this is some good party!!
wun ob my favrits!!
*groovs along wif teh 52-Bees*
Clappity clappity clappity! Yu is awl awsum, aifinkso!
ohai ebberyone! ai hassa news fer u all! ai has been tew teh doctor, an ai has founded owt…mai bebeh be due on oar round 2nd of ocktober! Ai issa excited!
Taht is awsum zelkina!
conga rats Zelkina!!! is it a babbeh otter?
**whispers** is teh babbeh otter adventure in the cheeztown cryer? tehy block the cryer at werk, so I cant check
i fortso cween mj had teh bebbeh otter??
lolz gammacat. ai is hopin furr a boi, but ai will luv it juss da same iffen its a girl
Con-CAT-enayshunz, zelkina! I hazza happeetayl 4 U!
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We jess winted 2 teh dock 2dai, n teh sea-sekshun gotted teh re-skedyoololed. Owr bebbeh (nawt bebbeh otter) iz naow gunna b heer awn March 22th!!
ooh, iz eggsiting!
Conga rats to you Zelkina! Now you mus keep yourself healthy for your new bebbeh!
fankies awl. an hope it awl goes well furr u Aahz. nao i concentrate on bein well an stuffs!
Fanky, zelkina! Hoap evvyfing goez whale wif U awlsew. Stai helfee!
Happeetayl Delurkifikayshun Dai!
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Sea evvywun l8r!
conga rats zelkina!! hope yoo haz a happy an helfy time wayting for yor bebbeh!
iffen i gets moar sleep i will, lunarmommy lol
Dat’z neat! Forgive mi for being foreward. I haz a babbeh due on Valentinez Day! (If he wates dat long…)
Awww! Congarats tew u localoba!
*starts lukking at nitting patturns foar teh littol bebbeh swetturs an hats an bootees an stufs*
Wun lastist sawng, n I hafta gitz bak 2 werkz (stoopee RLS)
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Dis iz deddykatydid 2 awl teh delurkifyed noo Cheezpeepz hoo kaymded owt 2 plai 2dai. Frun teh rok opra TomCat, heer iz Felton Jack n Teh What wif Lolcat Wizard:
♫♫♫
Ebber sints I wuzza yung boi,
I’d reed da sillee LOL.
I’d “HoHo” n I laff at ‘em,
I musta red ‘em awl.
But I’z ayn’t red nuffin liek ‘em,
Da bestist uvvem awl.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
U stand waytin 4 da next wun,
Clikin’ awn “Refresh”.
Win it showz, U tiep ur kawmint,
Hoapin’ 2 beet da rest.
U mite get uh “nawt-sekkund”
Dat tawp spot uv da LOL.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere awlwaiz izza twist.
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Nawt a wun U wont 2 miss!
♫♫♫
Whale, da site’z uh grate distrakshun,
U can eskayp ur IRLs.
Furgitz ur werk n trubblz,
Plai wif ur frinz n palz.
Dey awlwaiz hazza chukkle,
Dey nebber fayl 2 LOL,
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
U can see ur fayvrit LOLcatz,
U can see da best.
Da site letz U mayk noo wunz,
Adn U can kawmint awn da rest.
It’z got lawtsa pix adn funneez,
I’ve nebber seen ‘em awl.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere awlwaiz izza twist.
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Nawt a wun U wont 2 miss!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere maykin ebben moar!
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere’z sum I hazzn’t seen b4!
♫♫♫
yay!! *clappityclappityclapptiy*
ooh, i z in awe ob all teh talint we iz seeing today to welkom teh de-lurkers!
*claps*
I watched part of dat movie de udder dae. I forgots how desturbing it wuz.
Ohai localoba! It iz a bit unsettling too bee shure!
Yaay! Clappity clappity! Anudder awsum song!
*leeps awnto teh dansedansedanse floor*
Ahm nawt a guud singur butt in honur uv awl hour noo cheesemates lets dew teh cha cha slyde!
*cha cha’s reel smooth*
*chachacha slide crash-oof-oops*
ai m dansing to da muzic wen no 1z lookng. . hop..slide… bendy back hop..slide… bendy back… hop..slide… bendy back ….an repete.
oops, boss – pleh, double pleh
bi4now
Hallo cheezpeeps. Dis is nawt offyshul delurking, sins I has comminted heer befoer wifout intro…int…saying “hallo.” So, uh, hallo and awl dat.
Helloww an welkom bak!
Ohallo, db! I thought you looked fermiliar!
pleez to haz teh prezzie bag upthred and teh floofy paw of frenship…..
offishally welkum to cheezland!
ohai dingbat, offishul or nawt-offishul, we iz glad to see yoo!! i haz not meeted yoo befre, myslef, nice to meet yoo! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
*tcw slips into partii laite* Dis bii oousom partii!
*heps sef to choklit cak and shampers*
Clappity cllappitty!
*nomsipnomsip*
Dat b wunna da cool thingz bowt cheezland — deh party iz awlwayz going, itz neber tuu late!
*Joynez twocatwoman and haz sum cake and shamperz*
Oh, now u iz just lion to me.
ohai, iz yoo noo! iz yoo de-lurking? or haz i just missd meeting yoo before? or duz i know yoo and yoo haz falld owt ob teh holes in my hed? *offers a floofy paw of frendship*
Ohai! thankyoo, i just be an occasion- ocasionl- well sumtime visitor. *offers floofy friend paw*
This is the best place on the internets!
itz teh purrfect plan