WOULD YU BE A DEAR AN’ HAND ME TEH LOOFAH?
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And sum kibble>?
just sit der holdin it in yer cupped hand. Fanks.
Conga Ratz Shoe Laces!
I haz teh kibbul, und teh sparkly kitteh-water, und teh warmmm blankey for afters.
an mai rubber duckee? **QUACK**
Rubbur dukee, ur teh wun…..
U maek baftiem lotsa fun!
Bringz bak memreez foar ya?
♫ Rubbur dukee, ai’m awfulee fond uv u.
Vo-do-do-dee-oh ♫
Pinkee piggies!
I can’t reeck my back!
*Reach*
*Reecks havok on d4k’s back wiff da pointy endz*
Ummm – No, fangs. I’z gets teh scratching post, umkay?
An sum bubblols!
teh bubblols r in teh shampers aifinkso.
* hands red teh glass of Dom Purritzgon *
kitteh iz in-joyin spah dai
i can has spa dai?
plz!
Iz mani-pedi inkloodid in dis packidj?
Wite kitteh iz da spunjur.
I give you 3 moneys if u throw in teh ‘nip mud facial…
ownlee eff it bee klaw sharpnink!
lubz da spa
I has nebber been to spa.
Pamperin, I nawt haz had it.
me neever, rhsb, sigh. lets put it awn our bucket list.
Gotz lol-cal beeyoutee skool? Iz gud fur mani-pedi-ness, fur nawt manee monees, aifinkso.
Ohai, CookbooksRUs! We havva bar in our town dat offers Margaritas and Manicures for 20 monees! Is that good?
Sownds leik teh Beauty Bar. ai wentid tu teh wun en Hollyweird.
ai neads a spah dai.
Layzeeness — let me sho u it.
I can haz bloo towlol?
Juss doan goe neer teh waddur fawsett. kthxbai.
Iffin yu tawlkin tu yur wife da answere iz NO.
Guies, I can has ur attenshuns, plz?
Valentimez Day iz comin, an ifn yoo want to do sumfin romantikklol, play dis sawng foar hur.
*low sad sigh* I nawt evven haz tu lissen tu it, tu know nawt gonna happen at myne howse. Will lissen wen I kan find myne headfones.
Gurl, yoo kno wut I be playin…..”Lub Stinkz” by J Geils.
I’ll be lyk Charlee Brown, wif nuffin in my maylbocks.
Mii neither. Just a “Oh, happi Valentines dai, I lub yu. Gess wat happen at wurks tudai.”
Oh, well. In case yu nawt noticed Chikken Man mayde mii ANGRY. Hyme shuld NAWT evver tell mii how tu cook.
And mayke mii watch UK basketball at da same tyme.
Wut? Yoo nawt mayk beeg enuf mess foar teh Swedish Chef?
Hyme disagree wif my method. Howevver, wen hii inhales it, we’ll sii.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Deh Delurkifikayshun day haz brotted owt sooooo mennee nooobeez!! I want tu thanking dem awl fur saying oh hai!!! Adn it’z not tu late, if u hazn’t kum owt adn joininged us, just jumpt in now!! (oar ennnytime, ennee day — u dusn’t need tu waiting fur an invitation. )
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
As a stodent ob the CTCU (Cheez Town Cryer Uniberstity) ai offishally endorse de cryer. Az yu can see mai maim is bloo, ai can maik faises 8 O, an ai juss lerneded to
! Sooon ai will be ablol to put a linkee, maik bold werdz, and ozzer stuffs. Da hiztorree is fun Butt (!) bringz a hankee if yu reads aboot the princess mu meadow and the nitewatchman, leakee eyes in a gud way!
erm… Ai got a C in faises
Yah, I nawt kin reed teh Nite Watchman storeez wifowt lotsa kleenexes!
Ohai rhsb, ai dunno if weez been formloly introducted! *offurs fuzzee paw in a frendly wai*
Ohai, drgnfly!
I finkso wii has meetid, butt I will shayk hur paw agin.
**shayks drgnfly’s paw wif hur own floofy wun**
Iz so confoozlin todai! Ha, ai fownd yu eben tho yur nawt bloo! If yu go tu mai payge dont yoink ma Henri eben tho his tummeh is so snorgloly and he has a pinkeee to padss, and and ai shud keeps ma mouf shut
!
**luuks at drgnfly’s pikshurs**
Wut purty bebbehs!
I haz teh weekniss foar floof an calikoes, so I finsko Henri iz saef.
.
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.
.
…..foar now.
oh,oh, an oh! grate fankees fur teh cryer, yur jamesty! wuz jinormus halp tew me tew be gibbin kurrij an insites tew delurk. ai highly rekommends it tew awl! an…an…the nite watchman stories iz teh wundermus! eggspeshially teh won about malachi and teh 2 pools, won uv meremberance, an won uv teh loves, an teh 2 stones taht ebberykitteh gets fur teh pools win they crosses teh brij! izzit still awn there? ai culd nawt find it last tyme ai looked, but sum things haz been moobed around, and…and…ai hope ai did nawt imajin it! Again, grate fankees fur yoo an lcb fur keepin it awl togevver!
Kitteh’s favrite baff – no wadder!
Dry cleen ownly.
ohai kemysteryTchr, i donut knowz if i haz sed ohai yet, welkom to cheezland! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
Ohai lunarmommy! *Shaykz paw* Nycetomeetcha! Alll teh peeps haz been berry frenly n welkomin todai!
Ohai, KemysteryTchr. Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Iz ai reedin ur nayme rite? U iz a Chemistry teacher? Ai lurved Chemistry in ohai school — started college az a chem major but wound up switchifyin ‘cuz ai diddint liek calculus neerlee az much as ai liekd chemistry.
Ohai, nightshayde. Nyce tomeetcha!
*Shaykz paw*
Kemystery iz lotsa fun! Butt(!) allll mai stoodints want tu blo stuff up!
OHAI KemystryTchr! So sorree! Ai mist yoo last nite.
Butt – nebber too layte in Cheezland!
Heer iz yur De-Luker Day Prezzie. Hope yoo laik it – an ov corse, teh PI iz still there!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
WHOOOOO!
Bold fail! 
I kin nawt c a fail in that
ohai,sum moar, KT! eggstendz teh floofy paw uv frendingness. ai haz a grate lub fur teh teechers!
Nyce tomeetcha, sunnyhuckle!
*Shaykz paw*
We teechers can uze alll teh lub wee cn git! Coarse, so cn ebreewon, butt(!) ar stoodints don alwaze lub us ifn we gif tests!
ai haz werked wif teh edyookaters fur about 15 yeers naow, doing their printing an stuff. Haz a grate lub uv educators an edukation eggspecially!
Ohai eberybodee – taht’s mai kew!
Ai am teh prymerry scool teecher. Fanks SH – nais tew heer teh commpleemnts for teh teechers – sumtaims nawt a lot ov tehm hapning. Layk KT sez – teh styoodnts nawt awlwais upreeshyat teh fings we do.
Hai KT – *extends floofy paw in frenshipp*
Cc mus kleen de pinkie nose, and de pinkie pinkie toe pads!
Lurkers who hav nawt eber posted, do nawt be surprised when teh comment does not show up rite awai! The cheezbosses are sniffin it awl ober to make shur it iz okay. It mite show up much later. Or soon. Who noes.
oh, yes! teh furs tyme ai posted, wuz teh cween’s birfday, an ai had brawt speshul treets an wuz awl eggsited, but took a day or so wif teh halp peeps to untangle it awl an get me able tew poast. donut be diskurrijed, they iz lookin out fur us!
ai nedez eh skrub, pleis.
eh neis skrahtchee lufah spunj
riyt unda mai chinn
An then beehynd mah eerz, pls.
Kannen Boll!!!! Syrrh duz da zippy zingy scrabble flip SPLASH intada warterz wif a giant kersplotz! Ohai, cheezpeeps! hapee 2 seez youz! I can haz moar bubblez plez? Wuz beree hard dai 2 day!
OOOoooo000ooOO00oOOOO0000oooOOOo0o0o0o0o0o0oOOOoOOo
Bublols fur Syrrh and naise tu meetcha *Extense fuzzy paw*!
Ohai, Syrrh!
I has had teh ruff day too.
Wut kinda bevridj wud yoo lyk?
Fanks, rhsb! sumpin wit dose pilnaply yummees anna da red sweetee tings an a purrty embrolla 2 twerels in mai teefers. (Syrrh plais kech wif drgnfly en teh bublols) mai paw is a leetl sorggy, u want squeshy shak?
**hollers to bar**
Barkeep! Two beers plz!
**shayks Syrrh’s skwishee paw**
Nyse to meetcha!
*Gently fist pumps Syrrh* *Heddonks* *Runsawayandhides*
wayt, pj! ai haz a beootify balz of streengz! Doan hides! Lez see hao manee tagnels we kin mak!
We gotz da skweeshy skweesy shaike…*shaikees paws an hipps an…Ooops!* Nao we gotz da slippee slippee shaike
Oh grate. Now I gots eerwurm…
Yurs kin joyn mine in da shaike shaike shaike!
I’m skeered dat ifn I get fingz shakin, den dey nawt evur stawp!
*Does buttwigglol ov doom*
oh, noze! donut start taht! sumtymes my butt takes awn a lyfe uv its own, knockin ober lamps an things!
hahaha wuz tinkin dat messef! (Syrrh duz da skweeshy slipee shaike wit drgnfly) whoo hoooo! ai is sturren lozza bublols up! Betta git dat streengz an run sum lynes to hole onta! Nao we haz rainbow streengy bublols bafs!
ohai syrrh!! yoo iz de-lurking? nice to meeting yoo! *extends floofy paw ob frendship*
tanks! Ai is hapee 2 be hear wit ol deez nize cheezpeeps! *shaks floofy paw and slides a bowl of Ben & Jerry’s to lunarmommy* wat kinna ish creem duz kittehs eet? Wai, Ben & Jerry’s phish food, of course!!!
OHAI Syrrh!
Ai got bak VERREE layte last nite an dint chek fur ene noo De-Lurkers befoar ai went to bed. So sorree.
But – in Cheezland, itz nebber reelee too layte!
So – heer iz yur own De-Lurker Prezzie Bag. An – ov corse teh PI iz still there – just as fresh an warm az wehn we browt it out. Teh MAJIK ov Cyberspayce!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (frum mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
ohai Syrrh. We haznawt met? eggstendz floofy paw uv frendingness!
OHAI ebbycheezpeeps!! Ai’z ben in teh pleh class awl dai an am nao home an ketchin up on teh dai’z events. Belatted Happeh Delurkifikashun Dai!!!1! Ai’z still nu too an lurnin LOTS! :80:
ohkae, so’z ai’m still lurnin….LOL…
PS…eveybodee here VERY NIZE!
Ohai, FireRN1! Sry you had teh pleh class awl dai. *Fixes FireRN a nice grilled cheeze and some hawt choklitz* You havva lotz readin to do.
Ohai, FireRN1 — welkum to Cheezland!
Tanks pj and nightshayde! Nawt nu enuff fur teh gift baggies, but (!) still lubbin it!
Ohai drgnfly, ai seez U down dere!
ohai, FireRN1! eggstenz floofy paw uv frendingness yet agin! Pleeztameecha!
Haihaihai FireRN1! Da nubees needs tu stick tugedder till we bee olebees, den we will bees gud at ole de fings.
yoo will be surprized at how fast, and how sincerely, yoo are eggsepted an lubbed, an how yur sorrows an joys can be multiplied in this majikol place!
oh noze! ai meant, yur joys are multiplied, an yur sorrows grow smaller frum being shared by so minny hoo care. taht’s wut ai meant!
oh, FireRN1, yur bloo name linkee iz nawt werkin…ai tried tew go there an gawt nowhere!
It’s the bloo bukkit! Someone call the lolrus!
Dats wat ai thot tou! An ai fink yu shud get sum pi, just lukkit de taim yu posteded! I> Dere’s a peese of punkin pi, is mai faborit
Thx u
R there fishes in that bukkit? Now the kitteh will never come out! Hello to cheezfrenz from a former lurker! Delurkification day is wunnerful!
Ohai shiba! Nise tu meetcha *extens fuzzy paw* sorree is still a bit wet frum the bublols upthred
Ohai, drgnfly, it’s OK–I luv a nice bublol baf, myself… Mebbe wif jasmine or rose scent, pleez?
OOHAI shibadog60!!!
Sorreee ai wuznt heer last nite! It wud hav bin much bedder fur yoo to get yur De-Lurker Prezzie Bag tehn – but thank teh CC in Cheezland, itz nebber REELEE too layte!
Heer yoo ar! Hoep yoo laik. An yes – teh PI iz still there. Still warm an yummy an fresh. Teh whippee creem an ai skreem, too!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (frum mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wuns an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
ohai shibadog60!! iz nice to meet yoo, so glad yoo un-lurked!! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
Ohai shibadog — welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Ahm happi to be heer–so many awesum peeps! Thx for all the floofee paws, I shaik them all with harti frenzhip! Hmmm, must work on lolspeak…
eggstenz yet anovver floofy paw. donut worriez about teh lolspeak, we awl speeks teh regular stuff too, an win teh lolspeek iz reddy, it will come tew yoo! Well met!
Ohai Sunny! *boop* Ai habent seed yu todai, hao yu iz?
oh my, iz neglektin my tr0ll to be heer, an he cooked supper an awl! ai hazta go naow, afore him feels unappreshiated! iz so much fun wif awl teh gnu peeps, tho, iz hard tew be going! but!…but…ai haz dishes an a tr0ll an responsibilities, so ai hazta go! *hedbonks* an schmooz!
Don’t worry about the lolspeak if you’re finding it challenging. Nobody will complain about posts in standard English. If you read the lolspeak a lot, it will come to you eventually. You’ll probably develop your own spelling for some things — that’s part of the fun!
Thx for the reassurance! Did English Lit in collij, lolspeak is an egg siting nu language for me… Will type “pidgin” for awhile, I think!
Oh Hai shibadog60!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! Delurkifying b gud!!
I hopez u will hab deh lotz uv funz heer.
onoe! I seez dat dorg on D-R’s pikchr! Dorg wil telz de lolrus teh kittehs stole hiz bukket! Run kittehs, run! I heerd bout wot dat lolrus duz to peeps wot mess wit his bukket!
Ohai, Syrrh — u seemz to haz delurkified today azwell!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Welkum to Cheezland!
hai nitshayde! tanks! is niz to bee heer!
Squeeeee!
oh, D-R! ai haz always had a sad fur teh poor lolrus an hims lost buckit! Do yoo think, will he ebber git it gack? wud be a day uv grate rejoicing in cheezland, aifinkso!
I has a hope-so.
**shibber shibber**
Ooohhh, I hazza freezin!
**shibber shibber**
Heers a rainboo towlol to dry of wif, an sum fuzzee bunnee slipperz, an a warm robe wif a hood wif kitteh ears on.
Com sit bai de fyr an ai maik yu a hot toddy, or a hot jeffy, or danny, or or or, oh mai!
Iz mai furst taim to de NB… gud fing tu ai has LOTS ob londree.
Here, Red, yu can has my floofy blakit iffn yu is cold. I ask Janet for another one.
Are Frakfort in the “snow zone” comin dis weekend? Here in Dayton Ohio, we is sposed to has “heavy snow”, no amounts given, but they sed prolly moer dan 5 inches.
It am a dark, moonless nite. Deh nite Watchman walkz down deh streetz uv Cheezland, wif himz long coat flapping gently against himz legz. Winky b riding on himz sholder, hur tiny purr barely audilol in himz eer. Awl iz kwiet and dark. A few peepz am sitting up, talking kwietlee, but deh streetz ar beeing em tee. Deh street litez cast frosty haloz ov lite heer and dhere.
Wen hii reachez deh Priness Mu Medow, awl deh kittehz am acting stranglee. Dhey am restless and a liddlol bit upset. Hii tryez tu settlol dem down, but much as hii pettingz dem, dey still seem ankshus.
Den hii heerz a strange mewing sownd. It awlmost sowndz like a kitteh, but not kwite. Hii turnz himz hed this way and that, trying tu figure owt whair it b kumming frum. Hii startz walking up deh hill and it bekumz a littlol lowder. Awl deh kittehz b trotting along wif him. Hii followez deh mewing adn realizez dat it b kumming frum deh carosel.
Wen deh Nite watchman reechez deh carosel hii seez a small bundlol uv blanketz laying on wun uv dhe swan seatz. Deh mewing b kumming frum dis bundlol. Winky hopz ontu deh seat and sniffingz it. Deh Nite Watchman pikkingz it up carefully and unrapz wun end uv deh floofy blankeez tu revealing a tiny babeh boiz fais. Deh babeh stoppz himz crying adn lukkingz up at deh Nite Watchman.
Wif leeky aiz, deh Nite Watchman snugglolz deh babeh. Hii turnz on deh carosel and az it slowly revolvez, itz normally lowd kaliope playing a soft lullaby. Hii talkz softly az hii walkz over tu wun uv deh carosel horsez and sitz in deh saddlol. Deh horse goez up and down, rownd and rownd.
“oh, littlol wun,” hii sez, “I b so sad dat u b here. U b habing many peepz dat b wanting u. I finso, dey lubbing u muchly and will missing u, eben tho dey neber gotted tu noeing u.”
Deh babeh, mezmerized by deh gentlol up and down moshun adn deh shiny litez and deh lullaby, lukkinged up at deh nite watchman adn cooed.
“U b purrfect heer,” deh Nite Watchman kuntinueinged, “but fur sum reezun, dhe world wud not b rite fur u. U am tu speshul tu libbing dere. Purhapz, u wud hav had a life uv payne. I hopez ur famlee kin finding kumfort in deh thot that u will neber noez payne, oar ebil, oar hate.”
Deh babeh wuz sleeping, tho and din’t heering ebbrefing deh nite watchman had sed. Adn so dey passed deh nite, riding deh carosel wif deh kittehz watching. Wen deh dawn kame, Deh nite watchman carryinged teh babe tu deh Raynebow Bridge. Wif a kiss on himz forehed, hii setted deh babeh on deh Raynebow. Den hii watchinged az deh babeh floatinged up adn over deh Rayebow Bridge.
Oh cween! Wat a luverly tribyoot fur mamacat an her fambly
bee yootimus -as yushual.. {{{boi babeh an hims famblee who hazza beeg sad tonight}}}
Plz to exkyooz meh. Mah eyez seemz to be leeking an awful lot.
*goes to czech Cryer*
{{{{{{{{{{Mamacat & Famblee}}}}}}}}}}
Words can not possibly express my sorrow. I’m so sorry for your loss – and I really don’t think I can say anything that will help.
*sending beams of peace, warmth, and love your way*
oh, my cween! was teh beeyootiful. anovver iz lost, but teh lost are found an welcomed by teh watchman. Teh Princess Mu’s garden iz so majikol, an so healing, an so good! Teh watchman iz a tru hero uv our lives an tymes!
just beautiful.
Oceans of love {{{{{Mamacat and family}}}}} You’re in my thoughts and prayers.
Oh Mai Cween, wat can I say? dis bee teh bestest storee eber. i tank u fur dis, and i will share it with son and daughter in law when time is right. Thank all of you, so much.
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az teh cween sayz, “ai hopes yur famlee can finding comfort in teh thawt that yoo nebber noze payne, or ebil, oar hate.” Oh Mama Cat, pleez be finding comfort in teh cween’s words, she iz wize and gentle. And, and, this bebbeh boy, he iz blessed, to be loved by awl uv cheezland. May Ceiling Cat give you comfort, and peace, in your time uv sorrow. And, and, may you and your family find peace, and comfort, somewhere among awl teh love uv cheezland.
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may your loss be gentler, by having shared it among friends who love you.
Cween, dis iz 2 lubly! Ma eyz iz leakin, an iz hopz dat de Nite Watchman xistd befo u ferst rote de stawries..ifn himz did iz hopin dat awl mi eleben babis wat didn git 2 stai un dis earf hadz de beewdiful ridz on de carosel befo dey floatinged ober deh Raynebow Bridge!
Fank yew frum ma hart..maks ut esier eben afta 28yrs sinz de lazt loss! MuchzLubs and Schmooz frum mi.
Mor beemz to MamaCat & Famblee.
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OHhhh–ai am soo sad for u, and beri sorry aboot da liddol one. My thoughts are wiv you–
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Mamacat, We has not met, but Please accept my deepest sympathy. I know exactly what you are feeling, my first grandson was born silently on July 1st, 2001.I wish I would have had Cheezfrens then. Many, many prayers for you and your family, and hugs an hedbonks, too.
~Godspeed, Baby boy~
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Oh Mamacat, I iz so very sorry. Baby boy is in da arms of teh angel kittehs, wif all teh angel doggies snuggling close. Prayers and head bonks from us.