She marries to you, but belongs to me
i no the feeling. yup i do. (via IHAH)
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STN!
dat wuz mai furst thot, tu anni!!
cormgratz tu u agin!!!
Wut meens STN? Congarats again Annipuss!
*gets reddy to maek pi* Wut flabur of pi yu lykes?
It meens So Tehr Nyah!
It b deh So There, Nyah!!
u kin finding dis and uzzerz on deh acronymz paige uv deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Thx fur teh congrats, Ai’d liek blakkberree pi wiv iiskreem plz!
*wips up pi wifakwikness*
*maykes homemayde iiskreem too*
Heer yoo ar anni!
*bringz pi adn IceKremez fur anni, and enneewun else hoo wantingz it.*
Blakkberry pi am berry nommalishus!!!
Conga RATZ (teh kitteh horked tehm up again) to yoo, Annipuss
An nightshayde
An willy boy
An sweetpea
An Ambercat
An lolcatburglar
An bluesfan473
An Angelplume
An ai will just hang this heer – an ask ebreewun to be awn teh lukout fur teh De-Lurking Lurkers. An pleez giv tehm wun if ai am nawt heer!
Heer ar teh De-Lurker bags. Tehy ar awl on teh big table in teh Kirk Lounge.
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
(Ambercat – do yoo recognize these!??? Ai’m uzing teh same wuns yoo had fur teh Lunnon Cheezmeet! Tehy were so purrrrrdee!
)
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
*luuks obbur tew c eff dere r enny prezzies foar owld nawt-lurk-sew-much’ers. Hazza sad. Noe prezzies.*
No no, Jk2kitteh!!
Ebreewun can haz wun!!
Ai browt LOTZ ov tehm!!
Heer yoo go!! Yur verree own!!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (frum mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
*luuks insyd bag frum jkh4k*
skweeeee!!!!!
fankyew sew berree mush!!
Ai mite let u borrow hur sumtiemz.
Affer her haz fed me an pettid me an…..
adn skritchd unner mai chin adn…
adn played wif me wif teh fevvur toyz adn…
adn skritchd mai bakk frum behyn teh eerz alla way tu teh butt-buttun…
an ai haz falled asleep. Wif mah blankee & mah teddee bare.
furrebber an ebber STN!
nyahnyah nya nya nyagh
kitteh day collar tarj – wut ebry bryd needs!
pardun mai olde monitur butt iz kitteh warin dose claw fingiez?
wuz finkin laid nawt sew brite tew pik upp da kitteh inn dat lubbly dres…
Yep, lukks liek kitteh haz claw cubber fings – uvverwiez Aifink him cud maek a mess uv teh laes!
hmm, eever taht or her haz paynted her clawz blakk for teh occayshun.
purrrr haps kitteh is savin dem furr revenger at teh cerimony? “With this ring, I thee ARGH MY F…..KING LEG!!”
duz aniwun objeck tu dis yooyun? speek nao…
meoowyowl!!!
I object!
I wanna blong to teh kitteh. *pouts*
me too me too! AI has a kitteh dat looks berry muchly like that one. what a purdy cat.
ohai tu yu! aifinkso wih haz nawt mett yett *ekstendz floofy paw uv frenshyp tu nyghtwind*
I wannt blong to kyuute kitteh too and won’t maek him wear claw covirs or ennethin else he doesn’t want to! More *pouts*!
U can belong tu dat kitteh ONLEE if U marries dat gurl.
Teh bery nooist uv brydal aksesseries!
kitteh harez…wood dose bee sumfin oled oar sumfin borrowd?
Probably depends on the cat’s age.
ohai! yu mus bih nuu heer – izz nyse tu seez yu!
*ekstenndz floofy paw uv frennshyp tu CottlestonPie*
Yoo ar so sweet, Italiana!!
CottlestonPie haz bin heer fur much longer tahn me! But she duzzn’t com around az offen az she uzed to.
But teh floofee paw ov frenship iz awlwaiz so welcom wehn yoo dont noe sumwun.
Hmmm. Oled mai bee in doute – butt(!) borroed? Shurely yu wud orlwais hab a littlol trubblol gibbin dem bak?
aifinks yu gits tu keyp teh kitteh harez.
Ai hazd hur nawt-sekkund.
Ai wuvs hur bestus
U kno, tehr was no wun on teh bord wehn ai posted, an ai wus stil a minut behin ebberywun. ai dosnt unnerstan?
sumtiems WP duz dat….yu kneed tu refresche muchlee fro da nawt sekkund phew minuets ob da lol fro ebrywun tu show upp
oh well, maibe ai tris in midlol ob nite. aiz onli tried to do dis bout a zillion tiems. ai refresh as quik as ai see not blu yet, but still taeks tu long.
An teh wunn tyme Ai fot Ai wuz nawt sekund,
mai brayn frized up!
Ai iz youz yew allee gud finker,
butt (!) nawt awl wais sew fast.
Lotsa peeps poastin awn teh noo lol, tryin tu be nawt-sekkund.
Sumtymz teh payj is slo tu refresh, so eben tho it luuks empty, der myte be obbers poastin just befoar u dat hazznt showd up awn teh payj yet. Is tuff tu get nawt-sekkund wiff so menny obbers hoo has teh swifty fingurs. Keep tryin – yool gettin wun day!
WATCH TEH CLAWS WIF TEH LACE, KITTEH!
Ai is watchin … layse is teh bestest, shreds beri nysely!
Purrhaps itz Point-y end de France lace?
*facepaw*
*rushes in, BITES SG onna eer, rushes owt agin*
Holding a cat on a fine, silk dress which could tear if anything sharp scrapes it?
Hmm. Not one of her better ideas.
oh, but teh dress iz only a dress, but a kitteh iz a bestest frend!
lunarmommy, ai LUBS dis!!! yu aer SO riet.
I know! Look at himz starin at dat danglee piece of hairwair.
epic hair yank in 3..2..1..
aifinks kitteh ish waerin dose claw purtiktib fingees
welkums kevint – ar yu delurkin?
um… ifinkso mabbeh this is caek time willy boy…
“caek time willy boy” – izza Creedins Cleerwadders Rebibal song?
Caek time- mai fabrite time!!
ai has some red velvet cake bites
*skmooshes a liddlol caek on luvcatsva’s nosee*
wun uv mai klyuntz brotted mih sum kappucheeno brown knees witch ai wud LURV tu shair inz teh brakeruum – brown knees arz teh kloas enuff tu caek, aifinkso
DK, I think u is thinking of “Willy and teh Petit-Four Boys.” *nods*
Depends awn teh kitteh. Ai is a gud gurl, ai is.
(moastly, wen ur nawt luukin)
O yeah? Wait til u see teh guy she thought it was a good idear to marry.
Good taste in clothes and kittehs? Check.
Good taste in mans? Not so much.
Iz OK – kitteh iz wearin thoze rubber nail caps. Cud stil do damage to teh purdy hair accessories tho.
ooh, iz a byootiful bride an a byootiful kitteh!! *lubs to see teh brides
*
now taht we iz on a noo LOL, dont forgit to chekk teh old LOL sumtimes for de-lurkers posting late or coming owt ob moderayshun!
I wish my fur folks hugged me liek dat.
yah, my kumo-kitteh not lieks being held. him hazto get holded sumtimes anyway.
Punkin nawt likexz to b held. Hasta get down rite now!
Jinks too. “PutmedownputmedownputmedownNAOW! ‘K, now pet adn adore mii”.
LOL!!! bof mai kittehs do this!
Ai is teh saym way.
Ai will jumps awn ur lap wen ai want pets, but doan pikk me up!
Xactly. I will lie close so you can pet and adore me butt no huggs!
My Kenya finks dat u pick her up onlee to fro her in the souppot and eet her!
ai due haz wun kitteh naimd Goofy hoo lubs tu bee pikd upp an kareed aroun….onle prolblim iz hee ways et leest 15 pouns…spose ai kud yoose hims az parte ob mai eggser sighs wurkowts….
mai Sharra lubs to hug mii wif bof arms arund mii nek. Den shie purrspurrspurrs in mii ear. ia mis alotta wats happnin on de TB show dat wai.
`snerk! Toonces is da same way. Nawt content to juss sit on lap. Wants to snuggglllee, won’t be denied.
My Plunder is okay with the holding for a bits then poof she gone, but my Loot OMG he be da lubbiest damn kitteh. Has to be held and force-snuggles and purrs SOOO loud. Ebrybody lubs him and tinks he is da sweetest. Doan know hims is the ebil mischif one lol
I used to
Him crossed the brij in October. I got Loot to keeps da Plunder happy doh she not be happy wit my big fat orinjy mischif maker. Hims still thinks she is da greatest toy and pounce pounce pounces her. Sigh
Oh, Kandy_Girl, I think I remember. Yesh now I do.
{{{Kandy_Girl}}} Coolest kitteh names ever!
ai mimburs yu kandy girl…. yur hart kitteh pillage wuz hansum BC an dat plunder iz gorjis floofy kaliko
dat loot luks liek an handful
tank you Willy-boy and PJ! Yesh Loot be a BIIIIIG handful I be thinkin dem orinjy ones be earning de steriotypes of being big bully mischief makers. He is de ornery one but SUCH a lubby ting. An he LUBS to talk and tell you bout his day and alllll da stuff he did and should be doin and what you are doin and why are you doin dat anyways an oh look a shiney an an an an….sheesh
sound liek hees willibois brudder frum anudder muthur
Iz tiem fur da cloesd captuning!
I gotta stand to watch tv.
My Doo Doo used to do dat too. Big Love (nawt the TV show!). Little Twoie like to be held for one or two seconds, then wants to climb over the sholjer and jump away wifaqwikness!
Shadow-girl lasts for about 10 seconds, and then takes a flying leep! **sigh**
Mah Dusty puts up wiffit sumtiemz. Offen tho, u picks hur up & she iz calm fur abowt 15-20 sekkunds — den starts maykin littlol noises. If u put hur down aftur teh nawt-sekkund oar sekkund noise, u can escayp non-injured. If u gets to teh third warning, dere iz usually blood involved.
oooh!!! I luvs your new abatart nightshayde!
Yes, mai shadow-girl hardly ever meows. So when she is upset with being held, she meows with this extra small voice – it sounds soooo pathetic!!!
Dusty kind of meeps or chitters. Wen she iz aggravated, she growls. Itz funneh coming frum a 6lb cat (if she even weights dat much) — but hur poyntee endz meenz bizness.
Shadow is about 7 pounds. She duzznt meen tew, but those sharp littlol pointee ends can hurt! I still have scars from when she decided to escape my lap by climbing up me an over my shoulder!
Mai Audrey Violet loozes awl hur boanz wen ai pik hur upz – shih goze lymp adn hangses inz mai hannd lyk a wett towull (azz oppozeded tu a wett t-r-o-w-e-l-l-). Butt(!!) wenn mai sonn piks hur ups, shih klymz upz hizz arrm and sitz awn himz showldur … adn purrz inz himz eer lyk a shaimlus hussee!
LOL!!! I have a grate pikshur of her in mai mind now!
LOL!! ai hadd an burmeezer dat lubs tu ried roun awn mai sholdurz
awl mai “haus onlee” shurts hadd clau wholes awn wun sied frum hims grate beeg clause klimbin upp an holdin awn….
Ma Velvet is dat wai 2. Sometymes she let ma daughter hold hur, butt(!) Velvet choze ma daughter when we went to da sheltur to get a kitteh (we had no choiz – Velvet did alll da choozin)
Ohai cheezpeeps! Ai is delurkifying, butt(!) just a littlol bit. Ai don need anufer tyme synk. Mebbe sometymes on weekndz.
wel ohai kemystrytchr!!!!
wil dis bee awn da test?
Ov coarse! Butt(!) in Cheezland, bribing the tchr wif pi willl get yu a good grade!
*Offers Tchr 3.14 monees for an A*
Dats onlee a peese ov pi!
*adds a 1*
Hokay, Ai supoze itz impossiblol to gif awl ov pi! Yu can haz A, butt(!) don tell de udur stoodints!
ohai dats mai kine ob teechur!!!
wut wood yu lieks fro drinksees an wut tipe ob pi?
Dat blakberree pi sounded reely yummee, nd iz ther enny sparkloling cyder? If nawt, Ai kin bring sum sumubber tyme.
Fanks!
wun peace ob blakberi pi wif an skoop ob reel banilla ii’s skreem fro yu…..
wee due haz sparklolin sidur ob cors………
haz yu ebber hadd Steaz sparklolin grean tee? berri nomilisus an kums in awl kines ob flaburs …blooberi n pommygranit iz mai fabrit…prehaps yu wood liek wun ob does?
Mmmm – blooberree sparklolin grean tee sounds wondermous! Fanks!
*egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship*
Ohai, KemysteryTchr!!! Welkum tu cheezland!!! Plz tu kum and playing weneber u kin!!! wii iz awlwayz happy tu seeing u!
*shaikz paw*
Fanks, yur majestee! Ai haf enjoyed lurkin n laffin, butt(!) always afrayed dat commintin, an respondin, an gettin in convershayshuns wud tayk tuu much tyme whin Ai shud be gradin paypers…
b berry keerfull…. u will end up gibbing tests adn grading deh paperz in lolspeek!!
==> Plz tu deskribifying deh kemiklol kompoe zishun uv …..
Lol! Mai stoodints wud be sooo confooseld
It duz indeed! But yoo can just pop in wehneber yoo want!
An itz so nice tath yoo cud come today!! Nice to meet yoo!
An heer iz yur Prezzie Bag!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
(Ambercat – do yoo recognize these!??? Ai’m uzing teh same wuns yoo had fur teh Lunnon Cheezmeet! Tehy were so purrrrrdee!
)
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Fanks!
*Puts on CHRG to purtect frum da kyootness*
*Noms blakberree PI (YUM!)*
Ai haytes to eet n run, butt(!) Ai needs to plan classes
*SIGH*
SOOOO glad yoo cud drop in! Yoo ar welcom to pop in enetaim yoo want, yoo noe!
well come to Cheezland! *extens floofyq paw uv frenship*
*Shaiks paw*
Fanks!
ohai tu yu! ai has tu telz yu taht ai wuzza teechur – I’z retyred frum taht adn dooeng sumfing ellz naow – butt(!!) ai wuzza Engerlisch teechur – ai kud spelol kemmystery, butt(!!) ai kuddn’t DU kemmystery tu saiv mai lyf. Soe, frum wun teechur tu anuzzer, welolkum tu cheezeland – ai hazza happee taht yu jumpded in heer!
*ekstendses floofy paw uv frendshyp tu KemysteryTchr*
*Shaykz paw*
Ohai Italiana! Nyse tomeetcha!
Sum ov mai stoodints fink wut Ai teech iz a mystery. Ai tryze to deemystificate it butt(!) Ai’m not shur Ai alwaze sukseed.
*sneeks upp awn da sleapin williboi*
*piks hims upp…hugs an skweezis hims….cauls him jorge
*
williboi skwirmz an sez: ROWWWYOWLLL…putt meh doun ai ar beeg tuff kitteh yu nose………wut wil da neybur kittehs fink?
if i am keeping him frum himz gushifuds, or bringing him bakk frum akross teh street wher him duznt belong, him goze “grrrrrr” at me!
Joe Cat letz mii hug hym. Lincoln kitteh lubs mii tu hug him. Snuff snuff snuff hii purrz.
Meg, nawt soe musch.
{{{TeddysMom}}}
{{{{{Italiana}}}}}}
Husbands come and husbands go but a kitteh lasts furebber!
Yeff, kittehs be loyul adn troo.
Ai dunawt fink we has met … ar u gnu?
*eggstends furry paw ob frenship* Welkum to dis majikul playse!
*shaks AngelPlume’s oh so floofy paw* Fankys for da welkum!
I am so late to say Ohai bak!
Ai’m not so gnu…but (!) Ai dont comment so muchly an mostly lurk, but this is a xtra special day!
So glad u joynd us tuday … no wurreez bowt teh laytness.
Ai kums adn goez alot tu, but awlwayz keeps an iye owt fur replyz.
Adn no offense, but ai is a shoart-hayrd kitteh, nawt teh floofy kynd.
Ai needs tu keep slim adn trim foar huntin adn gardin adn stuffs.
Kittehs ….short floof or long floof – it’s ALL good!!! Ai lurv all da kittehs. Da smooth sleek ones and the all poofed out ones, the little ones [skweeee!], the all growed up ones, ones with dignity [snerk] an clowns. All culors….they is all beautimus and lubly.
Schmoos!
ooohhh!!! pretty silver tabby!!! I’ll save the dress from the pointee ends!!
**inna dramatik voice** whats that over there!!!!
**YOINK**
Kitteh! deh only ack sessory u needz!!
*kwickly throws dress at bride and yoinks the kitteh*
OH NOES!!! Iz lyke bad dreem where u is nekkid on an impoartent dai!
Ai can haz dem dreams!! o.O
*duz a happytayl dans*
dansy-dans-dans skip and twurl
dansy tu da rite, dansy tu deh leff,
glide, and spin,
JAZZ HANDZ!!!
I so happy tu seeing awl deh Delurkifyerz!!!
W00T!!!!
Dans dans dans wif da Cween! Iz much bedderer here in de lite! Fankees 4 invitin us to come out nao!
Welkum to Cheezland, ColoradoKat!
Welkum to any uvver de-lurkers, azwell — ai hazzint czeched teh preevious lol yet.
Thankees, NS – i delurked erlyer on the 400-plus Lol, but thansk for teh welkum. You no need blushy faise, most ob us lurkers no that u is one ob the funnest and nicest of cheezpeeps, esp to noobies. *extends floofy paw*
ohai tu yu! *ekstendz floofy paw uv frendshyp tu ColoradoKat*
Fanks Italiana! Sry 4 the deelay–werk, u know! FPOF back atcha! Iz happee to be here in this happee playse!
Ohai, CK! OFPOP!
I delurkifyed twodae too! I likes it here!
Ohai, localoba! Snice to meecha! I likes it here too!
Did yoo get yur Prezziee Bag yet???
Just in cayse nawt – heer it iz!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Wellcom to yu! I has resently delurkified tu, is laik potatoto chips, wunse you start yu kant stop!
ohai tu yu! ai wudd lurv tu stae and purr, butt(!!) itz thyme foar mih tu kloaz teh off iss adn goe hoam!
*FPOF tu teh delurkeded*
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOO” tu wun adn awl!*
Ai delurkifying nao… Anybuddy home?
ohnoes yu ish berri lait………
*luks inn klawsit*
OHAI deres wun lefft
An heer iz yur prezzie bag!!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag.
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
pleez tu join ush awn da currint lol an wee kin awl sai ohai!
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
tank u for da gracious invitation to join floofy paws and dansy w allz the beatiful cheezepeez.
delurkifyning iz gud for da sole.
Oh Hai noodle!!! I lubz ur name, it makez mii smilol!!
Welkum tu Cheezland! I hope u pikkt up wun uv Janetz goodee bagz! Shii gotted sum gud stuff in dere fur u!!
Oh ai lubs delurkificayshun dai,
wen all teh lurkers kom owt to plai!
adn wen dey hollurs owt ohai,
we gibs dem prezzies and lotsa pi!
so gathur cheezfrens noo and old
to sai OHAI to teh lurkers bold!
Ohai!
Hooray, hooray
I’ts Delurking Day!
Indoor outing starts today!
I hab 1 more song…. not one I paraphrased but one that always made me smile and which ICHC makes me think of….
Thank you Moody Blues!
Nice To Be Here
Nice to be here hope you agree
Lying in the sun
Lovely weather, must climb a tree
The show has just begun
All the leaves start swaying
To the breeze that’s playing
On a thousand violins
And the bees are humming
To a frog sat strumming
On a guitar with only one string
I can see them, they can’t see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them, they can’t see me
Much to my delight
And it seems worth noting
Water rats were boating
As a lark began to sing
The sounds kept coming
With Jack Rabbit loudly drumming
On the side of a biscuit tin
I can see them, they can’t see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them, they can’t see me
Much to my delight
Silver minnows were devising
Water ballet so surprising
A mouse played a daffodil
A mole came up blinking
Underneath an owl who’s thinking
How he came to be sat on a hill
I can see them, they can’t see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them, they can’t see me
Much to my delight
I know you won’t believe me
But I’m certain that I did see
A mouse playing daffodil
All the band was really jumping
With Jack Rabbit in there thumping
I found that I couldn’t sit still
I just had to make it with them
‘Cause they played my kind of rhythm
And the bees hummed in harmony
And the owl played his oboe
Then the frog’s guitar solo
It was all just too much for me
I know you won’t believe me
But I’m certain that I did see
A mouse playing daffodil
All the band was really jumping
With Jack Rabbit in there thumping
I found that I couldn’t sit still…
Sowndz lyke whut myt jsut bee goen awn inz teh farrawae kornurs uv teh Princess Mu Meadow!
Fanky Italiana… I thought that too! and with the “I can see you, you can’t see me” I thought, well…..that’s lurkers, right? and the tiny scenes that are described. My…* ahem*…. “stoned” years….let me show them to you!
I bow most humbly. Thank you, oh cween!
Ohai! Ayam a deylee lurkker anna heeyouge ICHC fann, bat nebbr poustid b4!
Ohai laydeenwayteen and welcum to dis happi happi plais!
W000t!!
An heer iz yur prezzie bag!!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag.
A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
A kitty fayced lolollipop
A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Oh hai, Janet!!! i so glad tu see u haz deh goody bagz fur deh noobeez!! And tu haz sum uv deh Oh ridge in lol CHRGz!!! deh delurkerz am berry lukky tu git dem!!
Schmmmoooooooz tu u!
Oh thans!! Ai’m having trubble keeping up!
Thank teh CC that menee ar halping out!
nicewitch, an willy boy, an TheatricalWanderlust – an prollee moar tath ai ist!
But this iz a grate day! Did yoo see??? Teh last LOL iz over 400 commints!!!
Fangs! Fankee! ai iz ubberwillmed bai teh worm goo elk om!
Welkum welkum welkum!
*eggstenz floofy paw of frenship*
Fankees, TheatricalWanderlust!
*shaily tawches teh floofy paw of frenchip an admyres purrfek meowkneekur*
Moewneekur FTW–ohai, laydeenwayteen
Ohai laydeenwayteen…………
hoppi delurkifikayshun dai!!!!
*Egg stendz floofy paw*
Ohai, laydeeneayteen!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
ohai ladeenwayteen!! welkom to cheezland, fank yoo for coming to play wif us! *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
ohai tu yu! Izz gud tu sea yu heer! *ekstendses floofy paw uv frendshyp to laydeenwayteen*
Aifink Cheezland is teh bestest plais inteh hole whirld! Iz wunnerfull an fool wiv nais peeps, but ai haz to sey gbye! Mebbe anudder thyme aisle delurk aggen! {{{{{Cheezland}}}}
OHAI laydeenwayteen! yu haz a remarklolblul garsp ob LOLspeek lolreddy!! Hau nies tu miet yu! *offurs paw ob fredship setra setra butt(!) suun getz stuk into welcum martoonies* *oups*
Dis mii testemornin—
an qwiet. Wen ia foun Cheezland ia haz a happitale coz is saif n frendlie n fun. So wen ia cum heer ia “pragtiz” bein spontineus, wrytin the not secund ting ia fink, an even *wispur* bein honest! Ia haz a happi heer. Well come awl noo Cheezfrens.
testes—wat ia haz to saii. IRL iam bery shieai too iz nurmlly nawt berri tawkitib……..speshully inn larje grewps…..
dis bee grate plais aifinks *nods*
{{{{{twocatwoman}}}}}}
I b glad u b heer!!!
Dis maeks me has a HYOOGE happee to hear dis!
I don beleeb we haz met yet *eggstenz floofy paw of frenship*
(i haz very big shy too, wen i tryz to talk to peeples IRL my brayn goze FREEZE!! an i can’t fink ob anyfing. heer i gets a chanse to fink abowt wut to say wifowt feeling putted on teh spot
)
yesh!! an iffin yu gits da wurds tanglolified upp an mizpronounsid peeps fink yu haz grate kommand ob da lolspeek!!
*nods* ia ment to due dat!
Ai USED to think ai wuz shy. . . LOL!! But ai guess ai am nawt!
Ai think cweenmj wud fawl ober laffing to heer that!
Yoo haz a kewt piktur, twocatwoman! Ai iz noo 2. Iz so nise heer!
Ohai Rae! haz wee mett yett?
sew mini noo peeps ai ar loosin trak
Ohai willy boy! Ai de-lurked erlier todai – wuz berry funn!
Am bizzy todai wiz mai kitteh hoo wantz 2 go owt butt(!) ther is NOO SNOE on grownd and it is COALD! Shee saiz FIX IT!!!1!
ohai Twocatwoman! Yu aer SOOOO welcum! (Wee ar sordid bunsh, aifinkso, yu wil fitz innn jus fien. An ai aer gladd yu fort bettur ob de testes, LOL!!)
*tcw heds to NB*
Ohai ai has da shi too butt (!) ai is beriberiberi glad ai delurkified! Iz so ezzee to maik nu frenz heer
Ohai drgnfly – fanks fur frending mii!!
adn gues hu getz tu slepe snugguld neggs tu her, tu…
Tudaez stilesh briyd
Noes iz okae tu where fur
Lawng az fur lykz eet!
yesh….altho i wear “fur” everyday…thanks to my kittehs and goggie (shed-monsters)! Thank CC for lint rollers!
Ohai fuball!! Iz yu new heer? Welcome! I know wat yu meen bout wearin da furs evveridai. Myne kittehs awlwais leeve a little uf themselves fur mii tu tayke.
ohai evreewun, since today iz a speshul day an since we had a burfday de-lurker on teh last LOL, teh burfday aprty wuz erly, so I am re-posting it now for anywun hoo missed it erlier and for more burfday party fun!!
okay, teh burfday fairy is heer early today for teh burfday party, to welkom all teh lurkers an to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nyghtwind an Annecat, an also zelkina’s momcat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed cuppiecaeks in all yor favrit flavrs wif fansee frostings an sprinkls!! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, yoyos taht wissle “teh lion sleeps tonite” wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder/mood ringz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blakk velvit alien robot posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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**note to all lurkers, delurking or not: if yoo also wants to be on teh O.b.F.F.C. Brufday List, yoo kan 1:habbing a ICHC akkownt an frending me, the burfday fairy – plz to put yor burfday on yor profile, or 2: yoo kan e-meow me, teh burfday fairy, at burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com (yesh, iz a reel emeow address, an i even chekk it sumtimes!
)
also remindifying all teh comminters (noo an old) to luk for unansered de-lurking commints an make shur evreewun gets welkomd!
Happee Burfday tu awl deh GrowndHawgz Day peepz!!!!
Oh Noes! I haz to goes to werk naow!
Pleez to eggsten floofy paws to awl of teh delurkers foar me?
So long, TW. Coem bak an plai wif us agen, k?
I haz a serrius creepy……
ohai rebecca, i dont finkso i haz meeted yoo, iz yoo de-lurking today? *offers floofy paw ob frendship*
Ohai, rebecca! You ok?
Dis kitty givs me da heebie-jeebies. I tink he will commit mayhem and distruckshun at the ceremonie fur sures!
Teh cherch ware ai halpings bees cawld Saynt Barnabas’, an dey gots a lublee big BC(but nawt ebil) cherch kitteh cawld Barnabas MagnifiCat. Hii ternd up awn teh cherch doarsteppe wun stoarmee day abowt firteen yeers agon, jus a bebbeh kitteh, awl coald an wet an hongree an skaird. Teh nies peepuls reelaizd dat der cherch niidid teh kitteh as mush as hii niided teh cherch, an sew der hii bees. Hii offin attends teh serbisis, wokking daown teh sentur ai’l, an lying awn teh steppes in frunt ob teh awltur. Hii eeben gots hims naem awn teh awfiss inn/owt bored, cos hii bees teh beri portint membur ob teh stafs. Owr lowcal noos
ragpaypur did teh hartikul abowt him, wif a pikshur an ebreefing.hi lunarmommy, fanks for frending me, I precate the jestur! I dont want to sign ups for emails n whatnots from here thoz, so we can be frends only in thery, not akshualities.
Fanks much!
Since wii b recycling lol songz, I haz wun tu sharing agin….
*takez deep bref*
♫♪
I lubz dose deeeeeeeeer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Hoo lib in mai LOL town
B’kuz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Will nevah evah let u down.
.
Dey reed deh lolcatz frum Fry till Mundane
Dat’s how deh week end goez
I gotz a dreem howse I’ll bild dehre wun day
Wif a pikkit fenz adn ramblin rowz.
.
I feelz so welkum eech tiyme dat I return
Dat mai happee hart keepz laffin like a klown
I lubz deh deer hartz and gentul peepulz
Hoo live adn luv in mai LOL town.
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Derez a plais I’d like 2 go
Adn itz Cheezland, doncha noe
Wear ur frenlee nayburz smile
Adn sez Oh, Hai.
Itz a plezshur adn a treet
Tu meander down deh street
Datz y I wantz deh hole wide whirrld 2 noe
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I lubz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Hoo lib in mai LOL town
B’kuz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Will nevah evah let u down.
.
Dey reedz deh lolcatz frum Fry till Mundane
Dat’s how deh week end goez
I gotz a dreem howse I’ll bild dehre wun day
Wif a pikkit fenz adn ramblin roez.
.
I feelz so welkum eech tiyme dat I return
Dat mai happee hart keepz laffin like a klown
I lubz deh deeeeer hartz and gentul peepulz
Hoo liiiiiive adn luuuuuuuv in maaiiii LOOOOOOLL tooooown.
♫♪
Ai just luv this vershun ov this sawng!
Grate song awl arownd! Yaay Cween!
Dis song always makes me feel warm an happi… thank you cweem!
Hai – Happeh Delerkifyin Dai tu ebberywun. Hey – iffin a lerker seez himz shaddo, duz wee haz sicks moar weeks ob winntur? Awmoast feeyul liek a lerker deez dais – knot hadd mutsch tyme tu bizzit Cheezland butt hoap ebberywun haz bin OK. Sum gud nooz lasst week – Nicky’s eers ar well onna rode tu heeling. Himz lawsted bout a forf ob himz eers wiff da nastee frostibyte. Himz nao haz roundy eers butt himz as kyoot as ebber. Niec tu meet awl da delerkers. Hab a guud ebening ebberywun.
{{{{fuzzywhisker}}}} {{{Nicky}}} I sorry himz eerz gotted deh frosty bytez! silly kitteh tu staying owt in da kold! sum kittehz just not wanna kum in wen dey shud… just like nawty kidletz!!
Wut werries mee iz dat himz hazzint lerned ennyfing after dat eppysode. Himz sits bai da doar a lot liek he specks me tu opin it. Ai hab to chayse himz awai wen ai hasta go owt. Kidlets lissen summytimez (awn rare okkazhuns) butt kittehs nebber lissen. Gotta watchum ebbery minnit. Yestaday wen ai gott dresst fur werk erly inna moarning, Missy snuk into da kloset an ai klozed da doar kuz ai dint noe herz wuz in dere. Dat wuz 5 inna moarning. Wen ai went tu bed after 10 at nite, ai hurd faint meowing anna scritching and datz wen ai owpind da klozet doar and sor herz inn dere. Ebberywun hoo haz kittehs haz sew menny kitteh stoaries tu tell.
Poor Missy! Bet she had beeg tink after all dat!
Anna beeg hongry tuu!
*ahem* be shoor tu chekk ur shooz
Saem fing happened to wun ob mai kittehs. Her wuz so enbarassed acuz her wented poo-poo inna clozet.
Marriages doan always last butt (!) heart kittehs stay there forever!!! Welkum tu Cheezland tu all teh lurkers!!
*LOW extends floofy orinj paw of frendship tu wun nd all*
BTW, fankies tu all mai cheezfrends who cormgratulated me last night on mai kittehson getting in to two colijs. He got into two mor today!!! Ai am berry lucky tu hab such supportive cheezfrends!
W00t!! two MOAR!!!???
Waht ar grate kittehlet yoo must hav!
Yeshyeshyesh him is grate! Dat wuz all teh colijs dat offered teh corse him wanted in Ontariyo. Him iz gonna be teh grate vehicle technician aifinkso! Dats wut dey call mechanics now!!! LOL!! Fankies JCH4K!!!
Ai misst dat nooz. Yaz, cormgraddulayshunz ar deffinitly inn oarder fur yu an kittehson. Nao himz haz a bigg probbalum desyding witch collij!! Ower kittehkidz garow upp sew fast. Ai hazza bigg prowd fur yu an kittehson an awl kittehkidz hoo wanna furver der edjoomakayshun. Ai am shore himz will du well inna smart collij. Ai haz bigg bushy happytail fur yooz.
Conga ratz, merengue skirrlols, tango turtlols, and ballay bunnehs! Das a beeg acheevment,
Fankies ebrywun!
*LOW appreciatively waches teh ratz, skirrlols, turtlols nd bunnehs!*
Ai know, him growed up sew fast. Ai ken still rememmemember bein preggers wif him. Mai heart-kitteh, Crockett, liked tu lay on mai beeg warm belleh.
Yah. Ai memberz ebberyfing abowt mai kittehgirl been borned liek itt wuz yesterday. Member werryin abowt hao ai wuz gonna teech herz to walk an talk an reed an rite an ai dint hab tu werry at awl. Nao herz maed Deenz Lisst an iz eeting upp da lurrnin liek itt wuz gushifud. Ai haz big happy fur herz. Aifinkso wee iz berry fourchewnit wiff ower kittehkidz.
*MNkid pokes pink nose around corner* sniff sniff….Is it reelie delerkify dae awl redee? Ennybuddy hoem?
OHAI MNkid! Yes, we ar hoam!! An it reelee iz – awl day!
Welcom, welcom~
An heer is yur Ofisshum De-Lurker Day Welcome Prezzee Bag!!!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
(Ambercat – do yoo recognize these!??? Ai’m uzing teh same wuns yoo had fur teh Lunnon Cheezmeet! Tehy were so purrrrrdee!
)
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (from mai speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Az yoo ar a luker, yoo shurlee noe taht yoo can feel free to jump in nao an speek to enewun yoo want. Itz such a happee day heer today!
Ov corse, ebreewun iz upthred tawking, so tehy mite nawt notiss yoo at wunce, cuz yoo ar way down heer!
Yoo can joyn in enewhere – just say yoo haz just de-lurked down heer. Awl will be happee to see you!
Hai. **Pownsiz an hedbonks”. Yup, itz delerkifyin daw. Aiz happeh tumeetchu MNkid. Hab fun playin. Gotta go feed da livestok.
Ohai MNkid! Wellcome,i iz da nu heer tu but yu will fined eberybudee is beriberiberi kind an lubbing. Hab sum pi!
Ohai, MNk. Mai ai beep yur pink noes?
*beep*
Fanks. Taht wuz veri satysfine.
Ohai MNkid
welkums an *boop* awn yur pinkee noes!!
Duz eneone think taht mebbe kitteh hid a old maus in teh bried’s bun?
LOL Don’t the hairdressers have things called “rats” that can poof the hair up (or around)?
And taht’s one beeg bun
Why, Ai’ll bet you can put 2, 3 or even 4 nip mousies in their!
Iffin I tryed tu howld myne kittehs wif awl dose peeps arouwnd, Ifinkso I wuld bii needen a new dress and stitches.
Soooo menni new Cheezfriends!! Welkome, welkome.
*nods*
iz liek dos soopur kalm kittehs ai seas sumtiems et da V-E-T……amazisis meh so hao aniwun kin rais suche melloe kittehs
an dere ai iz wif da williboi yowlin sew lowd dey kin heer hims wen ai pulls inn da parkin lawt
*nods* I wunce tryed tu use teh cardboard carrier box from the V-E-T tu karri my BC Mainly Coon. Hii wuz able tu shred it before I getted hyme owt uf da office.
Awl da peeps wuz lurkin and laffin. I wuz sweatin and cussin.
LOL Ai’ve been there too! or you’re driving from the V-E-T and you hear the RIIIPPPP from the passenger (or back) seat as the box is torn through! An the yowls! OMCC
Ohai JCH4K, and FW, yu maek tihs Lurker feel sew wellcomb.
Adn danka shayne, whoo eber put two gedder tihs Prezzie Bag. Iz cowld heer in Mini Soda, Ai am rapped inna fuzzy cheezpeeps blankee rite nao.
Welkome MNkid. *extends floofy paw uf friendship* Wii hazzn’t meeted yet. I iz mostly rouwnd in the evvenings.
It wuz owr Janet!!
Seh sed seh stayed up bery laet to put dem togezzer.
Pretty cat!
ohai! megarouge…yu ar de lurkin??? ish beeutiflol kitteh inn deed
welkums tu cheezland….hoppi delurkifikayshin dae!!!
Ohai megarouge!! Welkome!! *extends fluffy paw uf friendship*
This is so true, it’s sad. I love my cat more than words or vows could explain
Sofpaws ftw!
That is one pretty cat.
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