
AWKWARD No matter how close you feel online, everything changes when you meet.
nex time meybe try a nu methud
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AWKWARD No matter how close you feel online, everything changes when you meet.
nex time meybe try a nu methud
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Nawt kwite wat her eggspektid!
conga rats anni
purty kitteh luks liek ballurina…..
goggie luks liek….wel liek an goggie
Thx WB!
W000000t!! Fur annipuss awn De-lurkerficayshun Day!!!
me!!!
An willy boy
An
Ai haz to go aut shopping fur a bit! Sooooooo – heer ar teh Prezzie Bags. Pleez hand tehm aut to awl teh noo De-Lurkers fur mee.
An ov corse – az yoo see – tehre ar lots awn teh tayblol tehre. So enewun hoo wants wun can taek wun.
Heer ar teh De-Lurker bags. Tehy ar awl on teh big table in teh Kirk Lounge.
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
You looked different in your picture online.
Mybii wuz a Glamour Shot.
Ur pikshur & deskripshins is wrong on teh intertubes.
All those teeths
Blonde fur looks teh brown
Colosally bad breth
Diffrant size eyez
Enormiss Easz
F…
Faux furr
Globs ob maikupp
Hare iz alwais habbin badd dae
I…
I thot you wer taller
Just can’t get over teh hite
Kould u stand on toes for me?
Likkin meh all ober mai fayse
Matted furz all ober ur bodee
Nuffin gud tu say (bark-bark-bark alla tyme)
O…
Oh, wat big teefs u have
Pleese! No drooling
Qwit dat drooling!
Rover? I thot u sed Lover!
Sheesh!!!
Typo mai a$$!!
U not telling deh trufz!!
Verry bad to lie like dat
Why u durty rat!
Xplain ursef!
Yoo not git sekkund date!
Zat’z it! I’m leeving!!!
Luv at furst site???
Luukin foar lubs, but fawt dis wuz a kitteh syte, nawt goggie!
Lukkin fur lubz inawl da rong plaisiz. ♫
* But hooz da KIrk ub da lownj Janet be tawking abowt? capn oar sumwun els?*
Oh hai, grama!!! Deh Captain Kirk lownge b in deh Tybooteek. It b naminged after deh Star Trek Captain…… i furgetz just wai… I finso it had sumfing tu due wif Mary0Spokken. *shrugz*
NOPE!!!
It wuz fur Cookie’s Human!
ohai… um.
nebbermynd. ai .. um.. fergotted sumfing…brb…
Ai onlee goes wif U cuz wii iz going tu teh fansee ceefud plais. Will nawt bee teh nawt thurd dayt.
ummm, what big teef you have…
Uhmmm…. an you got a little something… ahhh… rite dere
Deed chu need a mintymint or teh gum?
Please?
No, reely, PLEASE?
(I’ve had dates like that irl – It’s hard to get to know someone when you’re ducking their breath)
dats nawt anifink liek dah pichoor yu poastid
Ummmm, yu much beeger dan yu lookit in yur picchor.
Ohai eberyone! Ai is sorta lurker, onli post once inna wile… afraid to say sumfing stoopy, not much ob a tawlker IRL. Butt(!), Ai has lurkered foar munths an hab fallin in lub wif dis plaice of fun, and kindness. Fank awl ob yu, sometimes dis is da onliest smilol ai has awl day, an ai lubs yu for it!
3K–Welkum and aim glad yu said hi.
Heer yoo go! An nice to meet yoo!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
{{{{3kittehsonwnme}}}} YAY! and welkome. I haz 3 kittehs tu!! Pleez come play ennityme yu need a smile.
welkum 3kittehsownme!!! I’m teh sayme way IRL. butt (teehee!) in Cheezland everwun maykes you feel happy!
Ebberywun butt(!) da trolls! EWwwwww!
Ohai! mien cheezfren….
Wowsers! There is some serious floof on this kitteh. I’ll bet there are some serious dust bunnies of the same color in the house too!
*nods* I haz BC colored dust bunnies awl over myne howse. Az soon az I vacuume, Pookie walks thru da room and sheds, sheds, sheds.
Pookie sez, Hay! I already decorated!
You could tell where my BC was on the beige couch [it was his couch, of course] by where the dark was, and where the schreaddddd on the side was, and in the corners…..
we just got some white chayres (I know, WHAT was I finking)
within a day, Shadow had adopted wun as hers and shed black fur all over the seat. So know I has zebra floofed chayres!
I hazza a brown, black, white tabby so it nawt matter wat color furniture, or clothes, shii haz contrasting colors.
Shedding, awkupaysanul hazerd!!
Fanks tu awl for da nice cawmints, dey are appreshiated!
Oh hai I am 5 eagles(umm they can read your name 5 eagles above). *offers talon*
goggie duznt luk dat bad. As long as he duzznt drool…
Or haf goggie bref . . .
Me and Meezer Mom has a ty!! Saem subject, saem moment!! We should goes to the ty bootique and picks out a nice momento. Hows about a catnip caek to share?
Sweeeet I am there with you peeps.
Ohai 5 Eagles. Naiz to connect wif you agin. Please to have a slice of caek made with finest catnips and topped wif buttercreem frosting. Did you see update on my profile that nao I am famoss and has a book ‘written’ by me that is for sale on Amazon? “The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie” is translated from the original Cat and is a wondermuss adventure storee. Check it out!
But him hazz doggie bref!
Floofy kitteh is delurkin tuday tu … hazza shy?
I have not meet anyone new today ,Boo hoo I was really trying hard. I even took a nail file to my talons.
Ohai, 5 eagles! I are gnu! *Floofy paw of frendship*
Ohai tu yu from me too CK. I notised yu earlier but ayam habin trubble folloling along tadai *Fuzzy paw offred as a fren*
ai finks awl da lurkurs ar dun fro awile…..prolly bee moar laiddur…
5eagles…ar yoo nawt yoosully bloo?
yur naim ai mean…nawt yur mude…
Watabowt himz humor?
Luuks lyke him misted hims own partee.
Hmm, nawt teh best way tu mayk gud impreshun awn noobeez.
Ah well, datz hao repyootayshuns is mayd.
I will de-lurkifi 4 u…haf posteded a few times, but lurk every day! I haf 2 meezer kittehs Max and Lucy. *timidly extends floofy paw of freinshp*
*gintlee shaiks floofy paw*
Ohai chowkitty…aifink 5eagles haz steppd awai frum hims pewter fro da mowmint….aiz shur hee wil bee bak sune to sai Ohai! an fankees fro delurking just fro hims…
wood yu liek sum noms an an drinksee wile yu waite?
o yes peas! i can has sum choklit nibbles nd a cuppa tea? *grins widely then licks foot*
Ohai willy! mai ai join yu? I brung som chonklit chip cookees
ob cors…..wee alwais welkum choklit cuukees an da peeps hoo bring dems
*pullz owt sebink kart wif sordid drinksees an noms*
heer yu goes chowkitty – wun tee an choklit niblols
ai haz tu goe hoam nao butt ai wil leaf da nom kart wif yu – halp yurselfs
Happi Delurkifikayshin Dae!! tu awl ower lurkers hoo kaim owt inna lite toodai!!!
Ohai tu da noo frens ai maid!!!
Doan bee nerbus bowt komin owt an sayin OHAI! ani dai oar tiem….
OHAI Chowkitty! Nice yoo cud come today – an nice to meet yoo!
An HEER iz yur De-Lurker Prezzie Bag!!
De-Lurker Prezzie Bag
Tehy ar pink, wif kitteh stikkerz awl ober tehm
* A free drink ov choice in teh Ty Boo Teek’s Kirk Lounge
* A sawft warm snugglee cheezpeeplmap blankee
* A kitty fayced lolollipop
* A CHRG (wdoi) (JKH4K’s bringing out hur speshul stash ov Piggeh Faced wun an teh wuns wif teh ellefant behines taht Ambercat droo. These ar teh ORIGINAL wuns!! )
* A bobblolheded kitteh sno globe
*AN a peese ov PI (yur choice ov blakberree, peech, blooberree, applol OAR lemming merangue) frum teh PI Stawl.
Oh – we awlso hav teh whippee creem (frum teh skwirrrls) an Ai Skreem to go wif teh PI.
*luks in de-lurker bag* *puts on both original CHRG’s (wdoi)* *curls up happily on floor with peese ov PI (blakberree, aksually) tppoed with both whippee creem AND ai skreem*
Hai hai chow kitteh! mai ai welcum yu tu? I jus recently delurkified an am sosososo gld i did, yu will be tu.
hai drgnfly! nice to greet u! *hedbutt*
Is yu chowkitteh acuz yu hass floof laik dis kitteh laik a chow goggie or juss acuz yu laik tu chow daon on de nommy fuds? Ayam definnatly de latter
i do laik 2 chow on noms butt(!) name is from old frend who called me Chowchilla, nd we shorted it.
Ohai to Drgnfly, Chowkitty Furball and PJPerry. We has not met. I am Doo Doo the original Catnip Junkie, and I extends slightly scraggly paw of cheezfrenship to each of you. The site is my fave, and sometaims I don’t poast for a wile, but I always keep up to date wif my frends to see who’s zooming who! Hope you can stay at the party. I has a loverly catnip caek wif buttercreems frosting to shaer, to pleez hav a peece.
Ohai, Catnip Junkie! I thought I new yew all along.
*shakes scraggly paw of cheezfrenship*
*noms catnip caek wif buttercreems frostingz*
Well den Ohai again! Perhaps a spot of catnip tea to go along wiv da caek? Am tryin to be mor in touch with my Cheezfrens and de-Lurker Day seemed like the besstest day for that. Tho I has been remiss in posting, I am still reading the threads and enjoying the good vibes. Did you see that CJ is famoss now? My novel is published and yew can luk at it on de Amazon (not the riber, but the .com). “The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie” is translated from the original Cat, but into the Eenglilsh, not the Lolspeak. Check me owt one time!
ARRGH! I has been attacked by pirranahs whilelooking fer CJ’s novel oin da rong Amazon!
BRB
Be sur to wear pirrahah repellent! I finkso dem fishes don’t leik the smell of catnip so take a nice roll around in dat nd you will be saef!
Oh, my CC you have got some great stuff to read! I’ll be going back when I have more time.
Oh so sorry PJP. The site is “under construction” at CatnipJunkie.com, so most of the links don’t help much. But the link to Amazon is definitely working! We will add more content from the book soon so peeps can has a preview. Thanks for lukin!
I couldn’t find it on Amazon (I am technicologically challenged), butt! I did find some of your other stuff and enjoyed it a lot.
Ohai, Chowkitty! Nice to meechu! No need to bee timid hear; we are nice and nawt timidating. *waves hi to Max and Lucy*
ohai pjp! i hav read lots of ur postifyins. *wakes up Max and Lucy 2 wave back, they yawn*
ohai Chowkitty & Max & Lucy!!! **gentlee shakes paw** nice to meet yew!
*returns pawshake* thx gc!
Ohai chowkitty! Sew nice to meetcha!
Nice to meetcha tu!
Ohai 5eagles! Iyam sorta new butt (!) hassnt formaloly innerduced maself tu yu. Did lol sneaked upon me, ai alsmoast misseded it. *Offurs fuzzy paw ‘o frenliness*
i is new…i delurked on the 3-D kitteh lol. i’ve been lurking around ICHC fur a lawng time, but made my nawt-sekkund commint todai. it’s been a very fun dae with awl the songs, noms, drinkies and dansing! it’s been fun ofishally meetin awl the nise peeps here! Tanks for all the warm welkumings!
Kan ai add mai own wellkumming? Ai started practissing fur tudai earlleer in lass week and gotted huked. Ai sed beefore ICHC is laik chips, juss a littlol izznt enuff
Dat b soooo true!!! Wunst u start, u just can’t stop!!
Tru dat drgnfly! I reelized just a minute ago that I haz been officially delurkafied and addikted fur 1yr now, give or tayke a week.
Iz most fun playse!
Luks lieks sum uv teh guis Ai dated! Awkward!!! *facepaw*
U gotta kwit dating owtside ur species!!
{{{KCT}}}
Ohai KCT!!! *waves wildly* I haz nawt seen yu in a bit. How haz yu ben doin?
TTFN!
{{{drgnfly}}}
Hay! Ur nawt fibe-eleben!
I iz four-eleben, close enuff!
Akshulee, iz part of a joak I herd yesturday.
Will havta tayle yoo laytur.
Whut, is we choppd livah? U no has joak foar alla cheezpeeps?
Oar izzit a nawty barn joak?
Iz BERRY Nawty Barn joak!
Ifn I tolded it, I wud get kikked awf dis eye-land foar shur!
Knowing red, izza NB joke.
Hay! Iz nawt mien. I wuz tolded it.
You can probly make it funnier by censoring and lolspeeking it. Try.
fibe-seben wiff platfrom shoozez.
I iz teh fibe-sicks-ish.
I is teh avberage hite an wait for a 20 somfing.
Yoo iz dat yung, pj?
*stands away frum da window in case ov lightninging*
Um, yeah, redd! I is 29. again.
I finkso kitteh needz to go potty. Luuk at hur frunt feets!
Rong feet awn a kitteh fur that.
Mebbe hur bak feet iz crawssed too!
At leest kitteh HAZ dayt….
**lawng, sad sigh**
teh deejay just menshuned choklit flavured velveeta! pleh!
Ewww. Duz nawt want!
Hum. Yu know, goggie luks well groomed and has a nice face. Looks nawt-wild, polite, like he opens dors and lets yu eat his kibble. Yu is a floofy beatious-kitteh, but yu could do wurse. Yu shud at least go owt on teh date. Don’t have to have wyld romanze, just kan be gud frens.
Gud advyse. Give a goggie a chanse!
Gib luvs a chanse, just bring bref mints!
ohai ♪ …=・ェ・= .. . . .. … . hau waz Ur trip ?
So tru. Furst tiem ah met mah now-x… yah.
Dis last time iz use eHomni