Iz berry much hoaping that Phillipe and I can has cheezmeet in spring. Last time I ownly found out when he was awlmost gone awlreddy.
Tawl! I lieks them tawl guys! Iz married to wun awf them…

*extendses floofy paw uv frendshyp tu zelkina*

ai think Zelkina livs farily cloase to yoo! Just hav to kross teh channel – and Voila!! There she iz!!

AND – next taim Phillipe dBeaker iz ene ware NEER yoo, be shur to meet him!! Mary0Spockn (sweetpea) an ai did last summer – an hee iz so funny and just grate! And tawl!! VERREE tawl!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Taht must bee just THRiLLiNG!!!!!

Thanks fur letting us reed yur noo story. Ai havn’t dun it yet – becuz ai am plaiying heer – when ai shud be DOING LOTS OF STUFF!!!!!

But ai will be bak fur shur. Ai LUV teh Sci Fi! But so duz awlmoast ebbee wun heer – so maybee lotz of peeple will reed it!

May ai pleez hav sum cheezcaek too??
Ai hav mai own fork!

Hiz MamaCat wuz a stray, hoo came an had hur babbehs in ar truck shed. Mai Dad wuz sik then, an we had LOTS ov peepl coming over – awl kitteh luvvers – so ebreewun kept going out to luk at teh kittens!!

Teh MamaCat mooved tehm under teh barn (yes – THAT barn ) – We noo she wuz there, becuz ov corse ai wuz feeding hur.

After a cuppla daiz, she brwot them out again. And AGAIN ebreewun wuz awlwaiz going out to luk at teh kittehs. So she mooved them under teh barn again – but nebber browt them out!

A few weeks laytur, ai wuz out behinc teh banr – an there they awl were -playing happilee in the sun! SUCH a prittee pickchoor! Two golden babbehs – an two dark wuns.

Butt – we had teh raccoons there, too! An ai wuz still feeding an brining watter out. So – it iz verree moast likely that he did indeed seem them doing that. But wai he shud coppee them?????

We set out live traps – an evenchoolee cawt tehm awl. But bai then tehy were a bit feral.

Ai kept Fin. Teh too bois ar teh golden wuns. An he iz verree light – an when they were in teh truk shed, ai saw him playing – an he luked so much laik a littlol sunshine kitteh a naymed him “Gloria.”

But wehn we found out he wuz a boi – ai had to change it!

An ai awlso kept Fiona, teh littlol BC grrrrl.

Mai sistrr Pyzi took teh otters – nao Frankie an Odin (she wuz a tortie wif a patch ober wun aie.

AND ai browt in Barney, too! We ar SHUr he iz teh papa kitteh – an he awlso halped taek care ov tehm when tehy were out.

But that’s a nuther story!

Cheez. Burger. Plzkthx?

Cuirous kittehs want to noe!!!

LOL!!! Ai hav to chanj it verree offen!

But we awl noe that, deep down, awl kittehs ar relayted to Ceiling Cat!

Heer – ai browt sum tish yoos. . .

*dab dab dab*

Gud wun, QuoteMan! Ai awlwaiz luk forwerd to yur pomes!!

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