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I’z on ur fork



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I’z on ur fork helpin u keep ur rezolooshuns.

and mah frend helps wif duh exersize

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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai nead dat moar dan u!

  2. carosue says:

    hold it kloser, okay?

  3. LOL!! Helpful kitteh iz helpful!! ;)

  4. RuffTuff says:

    No I think Basement Cat would be encouraging you to stuff your face. Go on, eet wun m0r bite.

  5. bluesfan473 says:

    Basement Cat haz sidelyne az food taister?

    • Pat says:

      Instead of checking your food for poison, Basement Cat makes sure you have your daily allowance of cyanide.

      ———

      Visit my site to read my newly published story, “Ragnarok.”

      • OHAI Pat!!!

        Thanks fur letting us reed yur noo story. Ai havn’t dun it yet – becuz ai am plaiying heer – when ai shud be DOING LOTS OF STUFF!!!!! :D

        But ai will be bak fur shur. Ai LUV teh Sci Fi! But so duz awlmoast ebbee wun heer – so maybee lotz of peeple will reed it!

  6. OzcatMum says:

    Ai haaz pointy ends. Ai needz no fawk!!

    • Troo this!! Mai Fin( Glorfindel) eetz awl hiz gushee fuds wif hiz paw. Wich he tehn rinses off in teh drinking water!!

      LOL!!! Ai hav to chanj it verree offen!

      • FireRN1 says:

        Iz yur Fin wat chin teh Aminul Plants showz about rackoons?

        • noe – butt ai think maybee he DID lern it frum teh raccoons.

          Hiz MamaCat wuz a stray, hoo came an had hur babbehs in ar truck shed. Mai Dad wuz sik then, an we had LOTS ov peepl coming over – awl kitteh luvvers – so ebreewun kept going out to luk at teh kittens!!

          Teh MamaCat mooved tehm under teh barn (yes – THAT barn ;) ) – We noo she wuz there, becuz ov corse ai wuz feeding hur.

          After a cuppla daiz, she brwot them out again. And AGAIN ebreewun wuz awlwaiz going out to luk at teh kittehs. So she mooved them under teh barn again – but nebber browt them out!

          A few weeks laytur, ai wuz out behinc teh banr – an there they awl were -playing happilee in the sun! SUCH a prittee pickchoor! Two golden babbehs – an two dark wuns.

          Butt – we had teh raccoons there, too! An ai wuz still feeding an brining watter out. So – it iz verree moast likely that he did indeed seem them doing that. But wai he shud coppee them?????

          We set out live traps – an evenchoolee cawt tehm awl. But bai then tehy were a bit feral.

          Ai kept Fin. Teh too bois ar teh golden wuns. An he iz verree light – an when they were in teh truk shed, ai saw him playing – an he luked so much laik a littlol sunshine kitteh a naymed him “Gloria.”

          But wehn we found out he wuz a boi – ai had to change it!

          An ai awlso kept Fiona, teh littlol BC grrrrl.

          Mai sistrr Pyzi took teh otters ;) – nao Frankie an Odin (she wuz a tortie wif a patch ober wun aie.

          AND ai browt in Barney, too! We ar SHUr he iz teh papa kitteh – an he awlso halped taek care ov tehm when tehy were out.

          But that’s a nuther story! :D

      • Italiana says:

        Sillee kittehs! Mai Audrey Violet eets hur gushi owt uv hur bowlol, butt(!!) shih taikz eech peese uv drai kibblol fud owt uv teh bowlol indib … endev … wun atta thyme, adn eetz tehm awf teh floar.

  7. Q. says:

    What a thoughtful, helpful kitteh! Or is it just self-interest? mmm….

    • zelkina says:

      self interest….ai hassa kitteh dat do that awl teh time…cant even eat chocolate wivout hims jumpin awn mai lap and tryin tew stealerise it!

      • bluesfan473 says:

        Mai Murphy cat duz this also, shee wil tri tew grab wateber ai am eetin awf teh plait, sumtymes shee seems sew desprit for it taht ai cave in an put a lil daown onna plait fer her an den she is awl lyke ‘meh’ and walks awf…iz teh thrill uv trine tew grab wateber it iz taht she lykes ai gess, sillee kitteh!

  8. bluesfan473 says:

    aw, ai hazza lil sad, ai wuz lookin at teh lolshurt uv teh hand holdin otterz an thawt ai wud wach the oridginal bideo uv dem….an ai fownd a short clip frum the Vancouver Aquarium saying taht Nyac, wun uv teh hand holding otterz crosst teh bridge at teh aige uv 20. I gess it happind in Sept uv o8 butt ai had nawt hurd bowt it. Ai luv teh bideo uv hurr an hurr frend floatin rownd holdin handz. Shee wuz a surviver uv teh Exxon Valdez oyle spill… :(

  9. QuoteMan says:

    Kehtti bein halpful
    hes halpin ur tubbys
    prophit?
    fer kehtti?
    mayibe jus a widdle.

  10. KayKitteh says:

    Ai can has halpful diut kitteh?

  11. IgMonsterousKat says:

    Basement Cat onlee hellful when noms fur him involvin.

  12. D-R says:

    Waiter, this not whut I orderd.

    Cheez. Burger. Plzkthx?

  13. Italiana says:

    Fyv sekkund rool – mai fut izz awn yur fud foar fyv sekkundz, itz MYN!

  14. zelkina says:

    o mai! Cheezepeeps….ai kno ai told sum of u yesserdai, bur furr those dat dunt kno, ai is Pregnant……and ai has just noticed….mai *baby belleh* is starting to show!!! o mai goodness!

    • Reelee??? :D

      Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Taht must bee just THRiLLiNG!!!!!

    • Ohai zelkina! We hasunt met yet, butt that is sooooo exiting!!!! I jest had to jump in :D I hassa big aaaaaaawwwwww, too!
      *extends floofee paw awf frendship*

      • zelkina says:

        aww tankies honeycakerabbit *shakes floofy paw* ai cud b imagerning this but ai certaily is sure dat i didnt have a liddle bit of bumpiness there a few weeks ago!

        • Hey hai honeycakerabbit!

          ai think Zelkina livs farily cloase to yoo! Just hav to kross teh channel – and Voila!! There she iz!!

          AND – next taim Phillipe dBeaker iz ene ware NEER yoo, be shur to meet him!! Mary0Spockn (sweetpea) an ai did last summer – an hee iz so funny and just grate! And tawl!! VERREE tawl!!!

          • Ohai Janet!
            I jest lukd -well it b teh BIG channel, nawt teh small wun jest around teh cornur… :) Butt, frum a US purrspecktive, it certainlee is veree close :D

            Iz berry much hoaping that Phillipe and I can has cheezmeet in spring. Last time I ownly found out when he was awlmost gone awlreddy.
            Tawl! I lieks them tawl guys! Iz married to wun awf them… ;)

    • Italiana says:

      ooh – a bebbeh! comgraburelashuns, zelkina! Tahe izz teh wunnerfulness!

      *extendses floofy paw uv frendshyp tu zelkina*

  15. KayKitteh says:

    Awl diut-cats lukk liek BC tu teh diuturs!

  16. Hmmmm; Halpful BC? Taht ar an oxymoron…(Oar mebbee iyt iys CC wareing a blakk coat….!) :lol:


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