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We iz gonna need a biggur litturbox
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or mabbeh two
w00t! solo taupe spot! we had conga rats for you, but…the kitteh eated dem…oops
*merengue Skwirlols look hoepfuls dey can danz to impress their dopplolganger*
Congrats, Leeza! U haz a solow!
I can has my own baffroom plzthx? doan wanna share. sry if that is shellfish.
well, it is not shellfish if someone else is gonna quahog it alla time.
*headkonk*
An yoo can hav teh wun taht iz tuna-ed to teh WCZL stashun awl teh taim!
maybii AI shuold Clam up b4 AI say anyfing!
Be brayve – ai juss mussel mai way in.
Hay U gyz! Teh fishy joakz wuz onna “Tails” lol yestiddee! Oar r U dewin fishy joakz jess 4 teh halibut?
you cod be rite…
Mebbe eben a biggur door.
Hmm…. Kinda looks like a stranded killer whale with a cat tail. O_O
IT`S an ORCAT!!!
FLEE!
A orcat wif FLEES???? onoes!!!!!!
i told her not to eat teh goggie.
an teh neighbors goggie…
Adn teh jurbils. Awl fibe ob dems.
and teh conga rats. pleh.
ifnkso da merengue Skwirlols and der leetol doppelganger two!!
oh, nooooooooes. not teh Merengue Skwirlols!!!!
nd fur de sert ther wer limon merengue py!
Ifn kitteh eeted teh skwirrlolz, den mebbe we kood gitz teh lemmingz 2 dew teh merengue b4 dey sai fayrwell.
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Dat wood b teh Lemming Merengue Bye
*runzawaiwifakwikness*
*heddesk*
oohfah!!
Ono!
Well if beeg kitteh eeted awl dese animulez, aifink shii mite bii doing the Bawks Trot soon.
iffn Ai aer goin 2 berry dis…
Flowurbed myte be beddur. Ahl get teh shubbul…
Aifink u aer rite – litterboks wud nawt be deep enuff!
maiB teh steem shubbel, aifinkso
*cawls teh rentlol sentur*
Hello? Yeff, ai need tu rent sum ekwipment. Fur diggin.
Uh-huh. Duz u has a bakkhoe adn frunt-end loadur?
Yeff, ai needs boff. Teh bakkhoe fur diggin, adn teh loadur fur moobin …
Um, fur moobin teh, uh, teh fing ai wants tu berry. Uh-huh.
Yeff, ai needs it nao, befoar teh hyoomin, um, mai husbin gets bakk.
kthxbai.
Fanky 4 kawlin U Diggit Ursef. We can haz menny diffrint diggerz abailolbull, frum uh shubble up 2 owr larj ekonnommee syz. Haow mutch diggin iz U gunna dew? N haow lawng duz U knead it?
Wowza, datza bigg wun.
Aifink dat wud tayk owt moar den teh flowurbedd.
Sumfin lyke dis wud be moar mai speed.
an a shubbel to scoop wiv!!!!!
♪ ♫ sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
mai vershun:
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Lebenty tunz, wudda u git?
Anuzzer day older adn deeper in sh*t
oh kitteh don’t meow cuz teh box ain’t cleen!
ai gots to go buy u a littrermaid masheen!
Maebeez nawt so mush a littrermaid masheen as a backiehoe…..
LOLL!!!!
Tennessee Ernie Ford ref FTW!
*oops, ai showing mii aje*
No, doan let Shamu kitteh go near teh litter bawk. Shii mite beach herself.
thotso taht wuz teh reel shamu.
no, no kitteh! is sandy BOX, not sandy beach!
I wurk wif teh sunny beechis.
*heddesk*
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Az we sedded n mai SCUBA klass, “Life’s a beach, then you dive.”
♫ Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones.
In fact, he’s remarkably fat. ♫
Eliot, FTW!!
He’s a twenty-five pounder, or I am a bounder.
…N himz puttin awn wayt evvy dai…
Oh Hai ebreewun!!!!!
Tumorrow iz Delurkificashun Day!! I iz sooooo egg sited tu seeing ower noo frenz!!
I iz bizzy halping kleen deh Tybooteek!! dusting shelvez, mopping deh floor, kleening deh windowz! I wanting it tu b awl sparklyy kleen wen deh noobeez kum bai tu git dhere welkumming prezzeez!!!
Adn luk!! There b a fresh stock uv CHRGz wif awl sortz uf inneresting drawingz on dem! And uv korse deh 50z bavving caps in awl kullerz!! Adn lotza noo kitteh themed goodeez!! Kittehz on pixor framez, kittehz enamloled trinket boxez, kitteh bookendz, and deh ever popular kitteh tyz and skarvez, kitteh bracelets, nekklisses & eeringz, kitteh wind chimez, Cheezland snowglobez, floofy Cheezpeepz map blankeez, kitteh faised LOLeepopz, kitteh wind sokz, kitteh stat chewz, kitteh suncatcherz….
Plz tu bringing ower noo frendz tu deh tybooteek fur a welkumming prezzee, and git sumfing fur ursef wyle u am heer!!
Oooh! Can ai helps pollish teh sno-globes?
*polish-polish-krash!*
Ai gets teh broom nao
*whispers* does ai haz tu appear as a noobee since ai lurk wai moar dan ai post an nowun prolly ‘memeber mii? :blush:
Onoes! ai eben fergitting how tu maek teh blushy faise!
Iz da “oops” fase ifink — lessee —
Yup — oops der it iz!!
long time no see elsa Mama.
Teasel….psstt…iz oops
how u do dat?
Iz : oops :
Just close up teh spaces.
ohai Shadow!!
u can get tips and trick here!
Ohai Nenne!
Hei hei!!
here – have a chonklit martoonie!!
skål!
Oh, perfik timing, Nenne. Fanks!!!
motiecons ar hear et da cheeztown cryer:
motiecons
au memembers u Teasel. Ai workz more dan ai postz tu. Nawt much fun a twerkz enemore – tu busy.
Ai ‘membur u, Teasel!
Tnakque!
Ai feels beddur nao knowin yu ‘member me, anni! Ai been keeping up wif yu behind the seens. Glad tu hear yur coffcoffcoff gitting beddur!
So am Ai!!!!!
Awwwww Teasel! Yoo ar teh silleh!! Ov CORSE lotz ov peepl remembrr yoo! {{{{{{{Teassel}}}}}}
An we ar awlwaiz glad wehn yoo com hoam again!
{{{{{Teasel!!!}}}}} Ai memburs yu!! Ai sew glad tu ceeing yu agin!! Doan stae lurkifying sew lawng agin – kum an plaes wif us!!!!
ohai Teasel!
gud tu see u unlurk!!!
here – have a chonklit martoonie!
sipsipsip! nommy! tanks, nennepus!
Ohai J-Pak! an tanks! ai be spending much time on FB, sew don’t git bak heer much as ai shud!
Ai noe!!
mii tew!
An ai am SHUR ai saw gibbocat heer – verree layte. He wuz tawking to Mr. Last – to maek shur that awl ten noo stok ov awl teh kitteh things were heer an awn taim!
AND teh verree FURST lurker to de-lurk will get. . . .
Drumroll, pleeze!!!!!
There veree own FUR VEST FRUM LAST!!!!! Wif teh Cheezland Crest awn it!!!
but, is made from nauga hides, not teh real furs, right?
*watches out for teh PETA lurkerz*
Well, ov corse! Teh verree FINEST ov faek furs!!
An tehy ar JUST az worn an snugglee!
Ummmm. . .
Just az WARM, ai meen!
I finksew U can had 2 menny jinnantonix…
LOL!!! Tehy go STTRRRRAIT to mai hed!!
Dis jus NAWT TROOOOOOO!!!!!
*hic*
Sweetpea, I iz uhshaymded uv U! Doanchoo reelyz jess haow menny nawgaz hafta dy 2 mayk jess wun nawgahyd vest?
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Dem iz teh lottlol kritterz, dey iz…
Saem wif teh Oarlons *sob* Sew mennee Oarlons dai tu maeking hooman cloasis! Fowsinds ob dem, jus FOWSINDS!!!!
wut bowt da pore paulie esterz?
dey yoosed tu bee ebryware an nao????
runn nyelawns….RUN!!!
and the A kreelicks!!! all the A kreelicks that are sakreemifyed for all dose jumpers!!!
Oh teh hyooje mannatee!!!
*waves to da karreebeun – ohai Hugh!!!*
Aahz – My dadcat had sumwun beleevin dere wuz sutch a fing az a nawga!
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Berry phunny Janet. Yew had mii rubbing mai screen foar 10 sekkunds befor ai reeleyezd dat teh liddlol speck under yor smilie wuzza dotpointperiod. :blush:
Oh and iz teh nawga related tew teh snipe Red?
iffin ai mai stepp inn hear an beat da trolls tu phat kat cawmints
1. yesh kitteh iz two beeg an iz nawt helfy fro hims
2. peeps shudnt let kittehs git dis beeg
3. ai ar kallin da prauper authoriteez awn dem rite nao
4. oh bees kitteh iz nawt funy…we iz laffin et da capshun nawt da kitteh
5. wishis ICHC wud ban pichoors ob oh bees kittehs
fankees fro yur tenshuns – wee nao return tu regoolur lol cawmints
~wishis trolls kud reed – dey noe hao tu rite~
{{{willy boy}}}
*putz cake in deh oven*
ooh gud ideer….
kan yu maik wun liek dis: nommy
oar mehbe dis wun? nommy two
I hope that works willy boy!!!
**puts muffins in oven and starts cawfee brewin**
a nowns uv lolvenshun keaps teh t-r-o-w-e-l-l-z- awae … oar some sutch mikseded metta4
*puttz kranberree-oakmeel cookkees inz teh ubben and puttz teh teekettul awn tah stoav and teh hawt waddur in teh pawt tu getz it warrm*
Aill go get out teh chairs ~ an get teh brake room awl reddee.
Hmmmm nyes, forks, spoons, shugar, playtes, cupznsaucers, lemming slyces. . . .
Shud ai get teh ai screem out nao??? So it can soffen up a bit???
u noes, dat is sumfin ai never thot uv but u iz SEW rite: how come they noes how to rite stuff butt (!) never reed stuff? *has a puzzloled*
maiB kuz tehy kan dysh itz owt (sorta, oar soe TEHY finkso, ennewai), butt (!!) tehy shur kant taik itz!
U forgots 2 menshion tat U ARE a proffessionall!!1!!
leglol or ayrobix?
wel ai due haz mai KKL lye scents yu noe…
aifinks bean an Krazee Kitteh Laidee beets dose sillah legul profeshunils an roebiks strukturs ani dae…
A pet purrfreshunol … wif certimacashuns in gibbin bafs wifout da baffee soakin upz two muchlee wadder an esplodin!
Iz a deeleecut balance atween da warshin and da ozmoosus … ya gotta propurrly judj da indeeveeduAl porosity ub eech baffee!!
*taeks beri deeeeep bref*
*stans up strayt an nawt-beri-tawl (ownlee fibe-fut-awlmoast-tu, yu noes)*
Hokae, nao lukkit – ai’s wun ob doas peepuls wut hadda beri … um … jenruss-saizd kitteh. Hims naem wus Tyler. Akshlee, hims full naem wus Tyler-Eyler-Oomphdie-Bumm, an hii had hims beri own song cawled dat tu, SDN. An YES, ai noes it wusnt helfee foar him, an NOES, ai dint duing dat tu him awn porpoise cos ai wus meen oar stoopid oar enneefing, an YES mai Tyler daid far tu yung at ownlee 10 frum a hart attak awn teh taybul AT TEH V-E-T an it awlmoast kilt mii tu. Ai tukkd him to teh v-e-t ebree siks munfs, an ai fed him daiet fuds, an fed him beri littol, an TEH V-E-T SED dat him awbvyooslee had teh inkrediblee loah metablizm, an wud bees beri krool to jus nawt feed him enneefing at awl. Sew sumtiems (dis tu doas trolls hu jus kant waeting tu kritisize) yu jus duing teh bestist yu can,WIF eggspurt halps, wevver is gud eenuf oar nawt, an yu lubs ur kitteh wif awl ur hart enneewae. Ai lubd mai Tyler wif awl mai hart foar ebree minnit ob hims lief, an noe stoopid troll wil EBBUR taek dat awae frum mii.
Noet tu Self: Free munfs ob Dilbert kartuuns + mumbleemumblee glassis ob sherree duz nawt = happeeniss ob the Nicewitch.
Dilbert is supposed to be funneh, unless it reminds you of pleh werk!
{{{nicewitch & Tyler}}} you are a grate cheezpeep. Tyler knows you took grate care of him and thats all that matters.
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{{{{{{{{{{{Tyler-Eyler-Oomphdie-Bumm}}}}}}}}}}}}}
das an GRATE naim IMO!!!
iz rite up there with mai Sam-Sam-Sammer-Sam!
{{Nicewitch & Tyler}}
Oh nicewitch, wii noez u lubbbing ur kittehz and wud dewing wuteber u kud tu making dehre livez a libbing hevin. donna wurry bowt wut enny trollz may say. ♥
iz sew eezy 2 be judg–juged–critikle wen iz sumwun elzes prololbem! {{{nicewitch n Tyler}}}
teh kettehs kno wen wii lurbs dem.
Tippiklee, dis bees a dae wen noe trolls sho up, an heer ai bees, preeching tu teh kwyre. Fankees, guis – mai Tyler was a lublee boi.
aifinkso wee haz skared dem awf with WB’s pre-emptiv strike!
either that, oar we gotted the verree rare reeding trolls todae.
um, sherry tastes bettah if you sher it…
*waits hopefully*
*Awlso waits hopefully beside sweetpea fur teh tasty shared sherry.*
An whilst we ar waiting, MENNEE hugs fur tiny Nicewich frum tawl Janet – (hoo iz at LEEST 5′ 3) – an hur beloved Tyler.
*patz nicewitch* Ai haz a big boi too, him is only 21 powndz, but hims floofy too, so when we taeks him to teh vet, peeple wif der widdle pokket goggies says WOAH. LOOKIT DAT CAT! But teh vet sez, him haz allergeez, an him needz steroydz shots, an so him needz looz wait, but him nawt gonna, so dats teh way it iz. An we putz teh low cheerz bai teh windos, so him can still luk owt, an finz ways to maek him happee. Cause thatz why we keepz kittehz, to maeks dem happee.
I no yoo maid Tyler happeez too.
Haz the birfday faery bin tru tuday?
i hasnae seen her. she’ll prolly be bye later. Is your burfdae?
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♫ AND Superpizza ♥
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♫ AND stagehanddan ♥
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER MITSUBACHICATS ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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LOL!! stagehanddan iz teh clever!! We celbrayte hiz burfday wunz a week in Feburary cuz we dont noe where it iz!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!! I has a happytail now
Yes it was my birfday!!!
>^;^<
heer i yam!!!
happy burfday!!!
LAET BRAKING NEWZ! Teh burfdae faery has been teh delayed : her be’love’d sister, The Laundry Faery, has been found suffo, erm safflower, er unablol to breav under a load 0 durty londry and is in criticlol condition. Thoughts and good beams are requested as the fambly , including Teh Toillette Papier Faery wait at the hamper side while House Elfs try to revive hers.
I nose da feelin!! I habs a laudry shoot and da udder dae da door esplodeded openz an awl da klose stuffified inna da shoot can shootin owt!!! I skweemed an frew up mai hands ta fend off da piles ub durty stuffs flyin owt at mii hed!! Wuz da scarwee!!
“hamper side” FTW!!!
mine iz wen my boi haz to wear recyclold sox to skool.
I thot it wuz win teh sox kood stand up bai demselvz…
Hadz to do laundry stuf todae tu. Machine go thump, thump, thump in tiem wiv thumpiness in haed butt awl doen now an out wear birdz kan watch it to dri.
Hoepfully teh Toillette Papier Faery can spare a skware.
well, she’s Fronsch, so…
*phew* i am heer, evreefing iz okay, teh lawndree fairy haz a bended wing but ovverwize iz okay. let me tell yoo sumfing, if yoo valyoo yor life, DONUT go neer loonymommy’s lawndree!! evar!! nekst time dis happens, we mite not even be ablol to find teh unlukky viktim!
vicktim??
was somebody….
*dramatick musicks*
simonized???
no, tehy wuz purextricayted
Hay — at leest lunarmommy’z lawndree iz nawt teh liek teh lawndree uv mai rume-mayt n kollij. Himz lawndree kaymded 2 lyf wun dai kuz uv awl teh … *ahem* … syintz prawjix groein innit…
*pleh*
happytails birfdai Mitsubachicats!!! **hands Mitsubachicats magiclol glass taht is always willed with your faverite drink**
Sipsipsipsipsipsip. Thanks gammacat you awl made mai night here at work. :bigsmile:
>^;^<
oh wayt! do u suppose big kitteh is preggers and dat’s why liddlol kitteh sez, need bigger box? foar awl doze liddloler kittehs?
I thinked so too. I think iz tiny kitns trapped inside dat tummeh.
yesh, taht culd be, i thot ob taht too.
Me too — ai hoap dere iz bebbeh kittehs in dere.
Lots and lots an LOTS ub babbeh kittehs!!! 101 babbeh kittehs ta beez xakt
Cudbe becuzza medsin ur a sikniss tu!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Superpizza an Mitsubachicats an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today, an also to stagehanddan hoo wuld only telling me taht himz burfday iz sumtime in febyoowary, probly. i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, and goodie bags filled wif beenie propeller hats, jumping ropes to being helfy an fit (an if yoo jump hard enuff, teh propeller on teh beenie hat will start spinning an yoo mite taking off an flying!!
), kandee, an puffy shamu an dolfin an porpise an manatee stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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(i haz been meening to menshun dis, if iz yor burfday and i haz not bringd yor favrit kind ob caek, just imajin it’s tehr and tehr it will be!! kan also leeving me a note, too
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an dont forget to bringing yor very best frendlies to de-lurkificayshun day tomorrow!!
*jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump*
*klunk*
happy birfdai to Superpizza an Mitsubachicats and stagehanddan!!!
**puts on beenie. whapps propeller**
WHAP spinpspinspin WHAP spinpspinspin WHAP spinpspinspin
Happee burfday mitsubachicats adn Stagehanddan!! (hoo will no longer b deh anser tu life, deh universe, etc.)
*stickz a puffy shamu stikker tu deh frigerator*
wut will him beez teh answer to now?
happee birfday evreewun!!
Yes!! Ai want to noe too!!
Waht will stagehanddan be teh answer to????
Him will be Teh Ansur plus wun!
(I kno dis cuz wii borned teh saem yeer.)
Happitayle birfingday to teh birfingday peeps!
Ebree maydin’s prair??
that’d have ta be one desperate maydin……
ohai SHD! long time no see! happy burfdae whenever it is!
Thank you dear burfday faery. I hpoe I wasn’t being rude to ask for u up thred. I apologize to wun n awl if every/enny wun feels I wuz.
Happytayls to mai bday partners.
>^;^<
Jus came home today from school….its the first semester ever that I haven’t had an F in any of my classes. I passed this semester, and when I tell my mom, she yells at me for getting a D, and tells me what a failure I am. What a great day to pass the semester.
{{{Grantski}}} give her a littlol time. sometimes nawt-sekkun reactions aren’t reasonable.
**hands Grantski some buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping**
{{{grantski}}} sumtimes moms get stressed owt, wurrying if thems kidlets are going to gro up okay an be suksessful. but taht iz not nice way to go abowt it.
wunse i gotted 5 A’s an 1 B, closest i evar camed to straight A’s, an my daddeh aksded me why i gotted a B. sumtimes yor best is never gud enuff.
but yor cheezfrends iz prowd ob yoo!! yoo keep wurking hard an doing yor best, wutever yor best iz!
{{{{Grantski}}}} sumtymez us momz seem like wii iz neber satisfyed.
I finso it b bkuz wii wanting deh berry bestest fur ower kids. Shii reellee duz lub u, u noez. ♥♥♥♥
*bangz on rat haus*
Kum on ratz wii gotz dansing tu du!!
*Deh ratz kum owt awl dresst in deh skool uneeformz*
Conga-conga-CONG-GA!!
Conga-conga-CONG-GA!!
Conga-conga-CONG-GA!!
Oh!! Dont they just luk cyoot!!
Teh nice tyz – an whyte shurts – an teh plaid skurts wif teh nee socks – and teh long pant. (That’t teh GRRRRR ratz in teh skurt, in cayse enewun iz wundering!! )
{{{Grantski}}} ai gotted that too, even tho ai wuz gud stoodent.
somewhere along the line, I learned that perfectionists find it difficult to give praise for anything less than a perfect performance, because they think if they do praise a less-than-perfect performance, that gives “permission” for the person to stop trying, like they have done well enough. I learned this because I am/was a perfectionist. I try to praise my DH for more stuffs now.
so I say, conga-rats to you! gud werks! don’t give up! (and since old habits die hard — maybe even better next semester!)
{{{Grantski}}}
There is menii, menii successful people who were lost in school. Paul McCartney, Matt Groening, Richard Branson, the founder of Whole Foods among many others. They found their way by following their passion, and believing in themselves. U will 2!!!l. And if you can, slip a copy of The Element, by Sir Ken Robinson under your mom’s pillow – she might understand why you might not be failing, just haven’t hit your stride yet.
Nawt tu furget Tommy edisun. Him flunked skool teh nawt sekkund time.
… n Al Einstein faylded teh maff …
An Einstein!
Psst … twocatwoman … I didded dat b4 maisef — doan choo wurree bowt it…
{{{{{twocatwoman}}}}}
sry grantski. i feel yr pain. conga rats on passing everything. Donut give up, ‘kay?
You go, Grantski!
Remember – ur doing better and better at school for yourself – not for your mum!
You should be proud of yourself and never give up!
{{{{Grantski}}}}
*adds sum banillar eye screem to the caek*
You go, Grantski!!!
You should be very proud of yourself – and rememburr, that you should continu to do better at school for yurself an yur future – not for yur mum!!
{{{{{Grantski}}}}}
*adds sum eye scream to the playte of caek*
wut on urf – furt WP eets mah commint – and den spits it out, as if its pleh…
oh well – ai ment to say taht!!!
Konga-tortlols tu yu fur yur pass! Sorree iyam layte but yu noes hao tortlols kin bee
. Yu arr nut a (fword, wont sai it) Yu arr D-liteful,D-termined, D-sent,D-lovely, and D-bestest! Iyam lukin up C wurds fur nekst taim… C-ool, C-yoot,…
Wunnerful, drgnfly – jus wunnerful!!!!
We~eellll . . . Waht class wuzzit tath yoo gotted teh D??
Wuzzit ~ economnomiks???
~ Russian???
~ Piano 7 ???
~ Keybord Harmonee??
OY!! Ai think we need a list!!
Let mee see. . .
Granski gotted a D in
Anatomy
Belgian literachoor
Cheezland History
D. . .
Dancing – classiklol
Earth sciences
Fronch history
G…
Genome splicing
Horticololtural design
Interplanetary communicashuns
J…
Jappuneez ritin
Kalisthinnix
Laotian histree
M…
Jurmin poetree
Kitteh noms…da klassiks
Lolspeek
M….
Butt (!) … Lolspeek iz teh EEZEE!!
Rite! Fur us!
BUTT – Granski duzzn’t do it! Cept maybe a littlol nao an then.
O I C … sry, grantski
Moustery
Nommon, hiztry ob
Ornge poizin
P…
PenalCode ov teh 15thC in Slovenia
Quizlings an wai tehy did it
Royaltee an copeerites law frum 1492 until teh prezing’
S. . . .
Syints, Rokkit
TV ripayrin
Uvver-whirled-lee astroefizzix
V…
Must . . . finnish . . . B4 . . . goin . . . 2 . . . next . . . LOL . . .
Volumez uv evvryting
Writin an reeding Chineze
X-ray repare
Y is der air?
Zillions ob udder stuf
Yay fur yoo twocatswoman! It iz indeed a terribbul thing to be a py rate king!
Ai meen – to leave an apfamabet unfinished!
Nao we just need Grranski bak to tell us wich ov these it wuz!
{{{{{Grantski}}}}}
U iz nawt teh faylyoor, noe maddur watt ennyboddee els sez. Memburrz, watt ppepz sez iz oanlee teh werdz. Werdz kin nebber hertz U … unless U lissinz 2 dem n finksew dey iz teh troo. I iz taylin U dat dem werdz iz NAWT teh troo!
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Con-CAT-enayshunz awn passin teh simmesturr!!1!
Grantski just keeping trying and trying.
Yur nawt-sekkind ‘Noe Effs’???? DAT’S WUNNERFUL!! Gud fur yu, Grantski!!!!! An, nebbur nebbur nebbur dus yu beeing teh eff-wurd – yu meerlee bees innbestigayting sum ob teh waes dat nawt reelee wurks foar yu. Nawt tu dwelling awn ur Mom’s wurds – sumtiems parrints nawt beri gud at inkurrijmints, cos DER parrints mite nawt has been gud at it eevur, etc, etc. YU noes dat yu did bedderer dis tiem dan lasst tiem, an ebreebuddee heer in Cheezland hassa hyooj prowd ob yu!!!!
is it be trew – life gows on, long after the trill of nomming is gone?
Littlol dittee bowt Jak n Dyan
2 Merrykan (ragdoll) kittehz dewin bestist dey kan.
80
Welkom! Is U planning to joyn teh partii tomrrow?
(PS, U cn alsew go to an old lol and post tehre for the nawt sekkind tiem as a test and no wun wil nose.)
iz mor fun tu has peeps not ice nd giv tu ne bad tiem as ai lurning de sekrets!
Aw, we nawt b givvin U teh hard tym! We wellkumz U n wontz 2 hep U gitz teh beddurer n fitz rite n!
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Wellkumz, Shadow83!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Wai fankies aahz, ai bi heer ebbery dai, bud onli put com mints when teh muud smaks mi wun. usualli wunc ur twic a dai. (shakes floofy paw wif mai floofy paw):grin:
ohai shadow!! da moties liek dere spais – sew yu kneed to leaf wun spais inn frunt ob dems
liek dis: floofy paw)
Aahz yu shud goe tu shadows profiel an luk et hims kitteh pichoors – dey ar mazin!!
fankies WB, boff fur teh nic wurds bout mai pixurs nd fur teh add vise
dey are wundermaus pictures, Shadow83!!
ai haz an jellus ob peeps hoo kin taik suche grate pichoors ob kittehs…. da phew ob mien dat ar gud ar bai accidenty.
fankies Gammacat WB, ai taeks LOTS of pixchoors nd sum of tehm com awt gud u r see’n tweny sumfing ob thousands ai taek. an only teh wuns ai tink ar bes get tu teh Cheezpeeps
Ai has mennee pikshurs ob:
- plaesis ware der wus a kitteh a minnit ago
- emtee boksis dat kittehs jus gottid owt ob
- bak ends ob kittehs hu bees taeking der kyoot xpreshuns elsware
- blurree fings dat mae oar mae nawt bee kittehs duing oar noe lawngur duing sumfing kyoot
- cloes-ups (yooshlee blurree) ob parts ob kittehs’ heds wen dey cumin tu ceeing wut teh liddol boks in mai hands bees
LMAO!, nicewitch!
U iz teh rite! Dem iz teh wunnermuss kitteh pitcherz! I lurvz teh lepperd spawt wun!
*YOINK*
Taht is Rocky (Rock Star) he iz replacement fur Sherman. not as cuddloly, but very purty. He iz Chocolate Spotted Ocicat
oh funny! ai has IRL fren named Rocky an ai nicknaymed her Rock Star!
a test?!?!
*runsroundinnapannick*
Mt Mckinley!!
42!!!
*fallsoverfromtehdizzie*
Der der nenne heers sum fizzy drinks to get the fizzy out yur head. Du yu need a payper bag?
*sipsipsipsip*
Fankies – aill be fine!
ais just getting to old for sir prize tests!!!
U nose hoaw long it tooked mii to maek teh funnii faces?!? Clappity for Shadow 83!
At teh risk of sowndin trollish, dis pikshur duz gib me a liddlol sad.
IMHO, teh beeg kitteh iz WAY too beeg! I kno it be hard to get wate awf a kitteh (been dere, dun dat), butt I hoapso teh hoomin be werkin awn dat. Obeese kittehs has lotsa helf problims, jes lyk obeese hoomins duz – inkloodin diabeetus, witch my Josie had foar teh last 6 yeers of hur lyf.
ai iz sory teh chubby one givs yu teh un plesent. ai has had wun liek tat tu, but teh mor ai dieted him teh fatter he gots, tehn ai fond ot he had HCM nd was retaining fluid. he crossed teh bridge rite aftr him was only 2 nd tehr wasnt ny fing ai cud doo.
My Josie, who has been ovur teh bridj foar cloas to 2 yeers now, wuz teh hefty gurl. I tryed an tryed an tryed to get teh wate offa hur, butt teh vet jest shrugged his sholdurz an sed, “it hard to get wate offa kitteh.”
I chanjed vets.
Wii ended up wif a GRATE vet who werked wif us to get extry wate offa hur. Becuz teh wate camed awf, hur diabeetus wus moar manidjablol.
[lolspeak off] My kitty had hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. It’s incurable, but occasionally maneagable IF YOUR VET RECOGNIZES IT. Mine didn’t. The heart grows too large and too thick (it’s genetic) and the kitty dies of a heart attack. It’s a horrible thing to watch a kitty recover from the first heart attack only to die of the second the same day you bring him home from the vet.
[lolspeak on}
{{{{{Shadow and the kitteh}}}}}}
Fanks ai neededed dat. iz maek mi sad tu tel story. vet nebber nu what was wrong. teh breeder an teh vet’s asst. tol me.
{{{{{{Nennepus}}}}}}
{{{{{Shadow83 & kitty}}}}}
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{{{{{liddul kitty}}}}}
Sorry to hear that Shadow83. What was your kittehs name?
His name was Sherman, he was a Cinnimon Silver Ocicat. His picture (several) are at my profile. He was my best buddy.
He was berry beautiful. Oicat are they wild? he looks like a female panther.
Hims berry light an he’s spots almos not dere, but wen lite rite he was berry spotted. Ocicats r domestic cats, cross btween Tabby n siamese n teh abbyssinian
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{{{{{Shadow83 and Sherman}}}}} Is terrible tu feeling so helpless, tu nawt bee able tu saeving dem.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw it woiks!!!
LOL!!! Waht werks???
ai loined tu maek moties!!!!!!!
Yahoo
testing! holp! Aye is be-ing moderated!
Iz be-ing moderated diffrint frum be-ing liberated oar conservated?
Is that a real kitteh?
ai finks sew
pore tuxie kitteh ….
da tabbeh mai bee an tineh kitteh liek mai suzyq….wen shee stans neggs tu williboi hur hed onlee kums tu hims bak an hims nawt dat beeg
*beems fro tuxie kitteh’s waite losse an gud hellf*
is fotoshoppd! *runs skreeming intu teh nyte*
*stiks owt paw an tripz AP*
*wissols wif innoscents*
lololololololololololol iz berrrrrry funni
I didn’t see a thing!LOL
At teh risk ov sownding liek teh “Tihs iys Shaupped Troll”, tehre duz seam tuu be a dyscrepincy iyn size ov teh 2 kittehs; teh big kitteh appeers tu be HUGE adn awlmoast superimposed, adn teh uvver kitteh muches smauller… butt awn teh uvver paw….Ai dunno….tihs bees a tuff wun….
Shamew
You know, after all the negative comments on the kitty chasing the bear, the fact that this one hasn’t gotten any astounds me. That poor cat is dangerously obese (even his tail is fat!) and the little gray one could stand to loose a bit as well (although not so serious). If I had to choose one between the two for human stupidity and cruelty, this one gets the prize. As for barely anyone noticing that on this site… well, if you can’t say something nice; don’t say it at all.
@ Marie
I couldn’t agree with you more. It makes me so sad and disgusted when an owner lets his/her pet get dangerously obese as this cat. Just like myself, when my dogs/ cats gain a few lbs. the vet lets me know to scale back a little bit and feed them proper portions. I do this because I care about my animals and want to keep them healthy and happy and with me as long as possible. This is not being a good pet owner whatsoever in my opinion.
lett me repoast dis fro awl da dai lait/dollur shoart trolls liek Maire an Jen
willy boy says:
February 1, 2010 at 9:10 am
iffin ai mai stepp inn hear an beat da trolls tu phat kat cawmints
1. yesh kitteh iz two beeg an iz nawt helfy fro hims
2. peeps shudnt let kittehs git dis beeg
3. ai ar kallin da prauper authoriteez awn dem rite nao
4. oh bees kitteh iz nawt funy…we iz laffin et da capshun nawt da kitteh
5. wishis ICHC wud ban pichoors ob oh bees kittehs
fankees fro yur tenshuns – wee nao return tu regoolur lol cawmints
~wishis trolls kud reed – dey noe hao tu rite~
*pleh*
I wundrz hao menny kittehns came outta dat hooj tummers!