
The Laundry Backstroke The only swimming most cats like.
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The Laundry Backstroke The only swimming most cats like.
Picture by: Azraelraven Caption by: CatLadee via Advanced Lol Builder
Spredds teh floof beddur!
Tahts
nawta furry gud ideer foar kittee !!Congratz Anni !!
Thx PB!
Annipuss u r teh fasses kitteh arown! U so offen teh nawt-secun to mayk teh commen. Congerats!
ai duz it awl teh tiem
sounnd liku fun…. …ai lub swimmimnn …… … . …. . . ♪
An eben bedder iffn u don’t get wet!
Teh towlz ar tehre juss in caiss !!
No needz teh baving capz.
Iz nawt shure ‘bowt that. That kitteh has teh kyoot awn high! 50′s baving caps mite bi in ordur…
*titens CHRG*
*finks awf crappy progrum awn her ‘pyooter that refuses to wurk propurly*
Ohai HCR. U haffing trubble wif teh pyooter?
Moar wiff mah lack awf programming skills
U r brafe takkling taht! Ai can do menny fings on teh pyooter butt(!) ai haffnt dun teh programming sins mai collitch dayz – bowt elebeny yeers ago.
What ar tehze “purrgraming skills” ov wich yoo speek?
Mai hubsbn iz gud wif teh progremming skeels – he cen chaynj teh progrems ona teevee lawts!!!
LOL!!!! You maed me laff out loud. Or at leest, an audiblol SNERK!!
Ai layk teh bakk rub moor tahn teh bakk stroke butt(!) nawt say no to ayver!
Lawndree Day Kitteh
lubz 2 dybez daown deeeep andz fyndz
t3h warmesstest spawtz!
Lawndree Day Kitteh
wiggillz andz slithurrz so hurz
Prittee Wun nawtz seez!!
Lawndree Day Kitteh
amz t3h wawrm Pee~Nutz Buttah
inz Lawndree Sammitch!!!
Jack.
Nais pome Jack.
o.O
pinkie noes…
pinkie toes…
pinkie ears…
*tries to do teh propreeate capers and dancings*
SPLORT!!!
Oh noes! Nennepus is daon!
*collects aaawl teh brayn cells*
*rinses wiff Apfelschorle*
*arraynjes brayn cells in 3D jigsaw*
*paks them bak in Nenne’s hed*
*mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw wiff Nenne’s hed bones*
*tayps hed bak togevver*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff happyhoppy rabbits awn it*
*leads Nenne to splort recubbery room, raps her in floofy blankee wiff bebee seal awn it*
here, has a hawt chocklit and sum chocklit cookies! And sum booooring siuntific papurrs. Gud un-splort medusin!
oooh – apfel shorle – mah favoritt!!!
Thanks for dubblol-reskew!! wun can nebber have to menny reskewers!!!
*nomsipnomsips wyle lookon out onda Princess Mu meddow*
Apfelschorle???? We hav Apfleschorle heer???
LOL!! Fur a minnit there, ai thot we had an Apfel Gnu, too! A noo kind ov Zwetschegenmaennle, purrhaps!! !
Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy up Nennepus’ brayns*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts Nennepus tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window.
U can see teh Mu Medow frum heer – lukkit teh hart kittehs!
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit.
Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
O ai too layt agen. Ai tayk teh lawng taim to get teh werds in.
Ai gess bedda 2 reskews tahn nun.
U nawt layt! dubblol reskyoo is teh gud! Tends to happun to Nennepus, Ifinkso. Her so nice, ebbrywun is kwikwikwik to halp ower lubbly Nennepus!
U is teh rather gnu, isn’t u? U is teh grate at te splort repayr! I didunt dare to doo ma nawtsekkund wun until berry reesuntly! U is teh instant purrfeshunal, Ifinkso!
Ofanks, HCR. Ai did teh practis b4 ai traid tihs taim. Teh nawt-sekkund wun ai dint consentrayt an yoosed teh applol joos in stedd awf teh minral waddurs an seberal peeps wer a bit sir praised. It wuz funnee ai spoas.
‘Apfelschorle’ is?
Apfelschorle is a mix awf applol joos wiff sparkly minrul watur. Ifinkso ifn u does a splort repayr, teh sparkloly NEfing is required. So ifn u still wants to use applol joos, u awlways kin tayk Apfelschorle, Ifinkso!
Is similar to Appletizer.
Butt – Apfelshorle reelee IZ deelishus an nootrishus! AND refreshing! Just uze a gud sparlkee wadder wif lots ov bubblols! An no uther flavor. An mix haf an haf wif teh gud appple joos! Itz wun ov teh best drinks EBBER!! IMHO, eneway!
De problem wif “applol jus” is dat GP liek to “mayk” hiz own- so we are awl a liddle suspishus nao of “applol jus”- espeshully if itz warm!
Teh ‘riginal storee is here: applol joose. Courtesy awf her majistee, teh cween MJ.
Ofanks, HCR. Ai iz larfin teh much afta reedin awl taht. GP iz teh funneh wun. He still arown teh Cheezland? Him an lolcatburglar mayd teh ferry funneh confersayshuns.
I dunno ifn him still here. LCB is!
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Ifn u wants moar awf teh fun, her majistee cween mj awf cheezland, lolcatburglar and Dame JanetCanHas4Kittehs awf cheezland has put togevver awl teh bestest fings that has happuned in cheezland.
*WARNING*
*proceed at ur own risk! Mite b extremely delaying ur wurk output. Mite b addictive. Mite caws sore mussles in ur tummeh frum 2 much laffing. Mite b hazardous to ur screen ifn u drink/eat sumfing. Ifn u shud observe NE side effects nawt listed here, it’s ur problum -we can’t do NEfing abowt it either
ICHC lore and legenz
Ofanks, HCR. U r correk abowt teh werk output. Zee row. Ai spose to be finnishin mai certins an heer ai am….
Ai need teh laffs ferry much tho. Tihs plais is reely gud fer me.
Ai haz mannigd to gif up teh bloo bloo meddy cashuns in teh las few munfs. Cheezland is teh helping wif taht.
The “Lore an Legenz” izn’t eben CLOASE to being finished!! Soo mennee things still nawt there.
Ai awlwaiz think ai shud bring sum ov teh shorter wuns here – so ebreewun can see them wiffaut too much trubble oar luking. Teh grate DivaGeek (hoo – sadlee – iz heer no moar – not fur a verree long taim) rote a wunderful serrees – “Mr Kitteh Goes To Washington.”
Maybee ai shud start wif that!
*5eags front crawls in* Guud morning all.
Gud morning! Here, has a towel to dry u off!
*hands 5E a towel*
Fanks hcr for da towel. How the weather?
It has been snoeing a lot, butt it’s awlso thawing. So there b a lot of sno slush ebbrywhares. Hao is it where u are?
Last night I couldn’t see more then two feet in front of me going twenty km/h. When I was taking my kids back to their moms.
You dribe in taht?! Grayshs! Gud fing u r teh gud driber.
(Az we haf no snoe ai carnt say ai noe waht itz layk butt(!) it sowndz difficawlt)
Ohai, peepz. The wevver heer in Merryland is teh cold! Do nawt want. Nopenopenope.
This kitteh is teazing Nenne who is, as wi awl know, susceptible to oring kittehs and the snorglol possibilitees.
Iz tehr ennywun hoo iz nawt susseptiblol to teh oring kittehs – exspeshly wif teh littlol pinky bitz eberywer???
*breeves in, owt, in, owt. Fassens protektib gogglols taitlee*
Our furballs usually prefer freestyle laundry swimming. Oh, and the Department of Cheeseland Security has raised the Splort Alert level to RED. (grabs hockey helmet with built-in protective goggles)
Spotty tummy alert!! Pinky toes** Orange kittys are the cutest! (except for all the other colors being cutest too) * runs out of room to find helment ’cause doesn’t waht brains rinced in sparklewater**
Marmie Kitteh waives: OHai!! Kum awn iyn; teh waddur’s fyne!!!
orinj kitteh with pinkee nose and toe pads!!! SSQQQUUUEEEE!!!
Ummmmm….dishtouls…..gives peepz some kitteh fuzz to eat wif noms. I do it all for dem. De troubbels I goes to, wallowing awound in der dishtouls when dey is not around.
oh teh pinky toe pads….