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An teh sled iz missin 2!
Happi timz! Corngranulations Miz Anni! Ai hopz ewe iz awl budder nao?
Still coffin, but much beddur thx!
and teh snows! Congarats Annipuss!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! U leed teh brayd wif willy boy n JPAQC!! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
Neerlee dinnur tiem fur me, so a week jinnantonik fur an appytizer plz!
*pours gin and tonic for anni*
*adds more tonic so it is not so strong*
*stirs lightly*
*adds lemon slice (for the vitamins, you know)*
Heer yar, anni! Injoi
ooo Aahz yu gotz dere befoar ai did! an yur G&Ts siem a littul moar eligunt dan mien (ai fergut de bittamings, LOL). Ainfinkso we nau hab a deesunt G&T suppliez, hmm?
ohai, Aahz! ai be at teh pleh werk on teh ebenin shift – cud ai maybee perhaps possiblee haf wun uf dose jinadntoniks, eezee on teh toniks? its bene a lowng dai…
Sorree, Lovecat — I hadded 2 step awai 4 uh bit…
*pours gin for Lovecat*
*pauses in memory of the tonic*
*adds 2 lemon slices (extra vitamins for extra gin)*
*drops 1 ice cube in*
Heer yar! Hoap dat duz U nyslee!
*hik*
hanz de glars tu Gizmo, hoo neids it moar. haz nubber wun. Cheirs, Gizmo! (an fankew Aahz)
ooh, fankees Aahs and Lovecat! dis’ll halp me get fru teh rest uf mai shift. bottums up!!
Yus goaing fru teh rest ob ur shift wif ur boddum up?? Wut kynd ob plaes yu bees wurking inn??
skootch obur – ai’z joyneng yu inz teh NB!
*wypeng teh tee awf teh monnytur frum teh lafflafflaffeng*
*snerk* yu guis…!
*pauses in memory of the tonic* FTW!!
When it came to the vermouth in a martini, supposedly Churchill used to “nod in the direction of France”.
You maeks GnTs liek I putz suger in my cofeez. I jus waevz bowl ober de cup an iz enuf.
Thx Aahz – dat sowndz juss rite!
ooh jinnantonik!! *hans anni a week wun, ofurs ebbryun els a choyz ob dose widout de djinn (corld Aladdinz?) an reely wikid wuns wid Plymuff Djinn*
*taeks wun ob de lattur an sippz dieplee*
Chiers, Cheezpeeps!
Oh mai!!! ginnantoniks!! a Grate Buffay going! A a Kyoot Kitteh Alfabet list daon below!
Hoo ebber sed Mundanes must bee boaring!
Whooopsee! Ai furgot!! an ai awnlee had a sip!
CHEERZ!!! to awl Cheezpeeps ebreeware!
Yay Annipuss!!
Az we ar in a freeway (SOOO fitting fur this lol) TY,
letz go get sum moar kitteh eerings – an that’s snooozee willy boy, too!
And TEHN letz hav a “come az yoo ar partyee!” Ai dont think we’ve dun taht in a long tiam!
Heerz hao it werks – fur enewun hoo duzzn’t noe!
FURST – yoo say waht yoo ar waring rite NAO!!! Or nawt!
An tehn – yoo bring sum noms to teh partee. Ebree thing just goes awn teh big roudn tablol ober awn teh left – an we can awl halp ar selves.
AISLE START!!!
Aim waring blak pants, a red swetshurt – an furree slippers – an an apron!! ;
An ai’m bringin a big cawfee caek wif blak wanuts an cheeree cherriez an ai sing!!
Aim waring bloo jammies and slipperz and rowb and ai iz bringin eggy sooflays wif lotsa cheez! *dans dans dans*
Hokae – aim waering grene trowsurs wif fermul lawngjons an free pears ob soks, a brite redd caybuls-an-laes sweddur dats ownlee warm wen ai doantwants it tu bee, an mai wae-tu-big-but-beri-warms wullee fayr-aisle kardee awn tawp. Ai needs tu put awn mai nawtreelUGGboots wut ai yoos as slippurs. Mai pyootur an desk bees in teh beri coald an draftee studee/daining/stoodeo/myoosik ruum, an ifn ai turnip teh heets sew dis ruum bees warms, ai cud priddee mush yoos awl teh uvver ruums as teh baek-uvvins.
Foar noms, ai brottid teh big crokpot ob nawt-tu-spaisee Chili Con Frijoles (chili wif free kynds ob beens) an loefs ob hoem-maed Mennee-Grayns Bred. Ders Tobasco Sos an krushd chilipeppurs awn teh sied, foar teh peepuls wut wants moar heet in der chili.
OMCCTHATSOUNDSGUD!!!!
Hoem-maed Menee-Grayn Bred?????? YUM!!!
Is beri simler tu ‘Ebreefing-But-Teh-Kitsching-Sink Muffins’ adn ‘Kleening-Owt-Teh-Coaldfudboks Soop’. Deys nebbur teh saem twais!
Ai aer warin green trowzers an a creem Aran swettur. Ai’ll bring sum hunndoo melun, collyflour an leek makkyrownee cheez an sum applols baekd stufft wiv ingerlish minsmeet. (Gess wat Ai am habbin fur mai dinnur!)
Ohai ai nebbur dun dis befroe
ai ar warin purplol tea shurt wif psykodelik mutikolurd undershurt, grai pooma yogi pantz, purplol soks an mai fabrit simplol tenny shews….
ai brings sum sordids Yerba Mates fro drinskees an lubbly blooberri creem cheez skones fresche frum da baekry
ai be warin jeens adn trayners adn a jumper adn ai’m bringing a beeg pot uf mai hawt-adn-spisee turkee-mins chillee wif soft and fluffee uven bayked potaytoes – jsut teh fing fur dis cowld wevver!
Yai! Ai lieks doze partees! (OHAI JCH4K!!)
Ai aer warin tite blak jeens, a kurviy blak top an reely hi healed butes (ai nieded tu intimid… intidimae…. skaer sumwun tudai). An ai haz a pinck roaz in mai hare
Ai orlreddy contrib.. konntr.. brote sum djinnantonicks (sea abbuv) butt(!) heer – ai orlso haz a trai obb mai fabrit starty fings – littlol Yorkshur pudings filed wid unnyun & nutmeggee keesh mickshur, orl hawt frum de ubben, an tienee [ratz! whut yu kawl dose littlol flatt pancaeky Russhun fings] ennywae, dem, wid slysiz ob raer rosbif an hoarse raddish creem. Enjoi!
oh yesh, an as purr JCH4K’s larst comint, ai sing tu!! LOL
Oh yess!!
Ar deer TehLoveCat haz a WuNDERFUL voyce! An she iz an akshool PURRfeshunal Opera Singer – currenlte engaged at teh Staatstheatre in Mainz, jermanee!! Tahtz neer Frankfurt an Wiesbaden – just so yoo noe! ;}
LOL!!! Ai wuz wundering want ai sed about singing!
;lol:
ROLF!!!! An Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Well – ai doo – too. . . .annao ai canttai[ ai’, laffing so hard.
ROFL
teh oddities awf lolspeek, let me sho u them
I ownly nao unnerstud…
kolleeg prolly finks Iz goin totulee insane…
*wypez aiez*
Be careful! We dont want yoo to get band frum werk, too!
Ai cant stop laffing!
o JCH4K, hau nies tu sei yu laffin soe hardt! ainfinkso de djinnantonicks hadd NUFFIN tu du wid dis. OH noe.
(and fankew furr de lubbly kom pleh mint!)
Ai LUBBS LOLspeek fur jus dis reezun – aksidents ob spelin meen a mush wydur skoep furr lafftur!!
*still wai ping aiez*
Oh yes!1 Thiz iz waht ai trai to egg spalyn to ebree troll hoo coms bai an sez “Wai ar we speeking in this babee tawk an blah blah blah!*
Tehy just don’t reelee get it – just HAO funnee it so offen iz! Maeks us luk at just EBREEthing wif noo aiez!
teh liddlol flatt rushun pancaekee fings – myt tehy bih blinis?
blinis. ai NOO dere wuz a wurd sumwear! fankew Italiana!!
yew izz moas wellkum!
Ohai cheezpeeps! Iz waring plad flanlol pj boddums, a periwinklol T-shurt and mai gud-luk red mock-a-sins. I hab sum helfy oatmeel cukkies (wif a few chonkliit chips fur gud mezhur!).
Anni, ai wud lub to hab sum ob ur collyflour an leek makkyrownee cheez!!
Iz mai fabrit – got inbentid bai mistaek wuns – awlwaiz put sum leek in wiv teh collyflour ment juss 2 maek collyflour cheez but fergotted an startid 2 maek makkyrownee cheez – so mikst teh 2 2gevver!
Just laik a gud cuk shud!!
Besidez, leeks go wif EBREEthings!1
Nawt shore bowt leeks wiv chokklitt cukkies!
hab a strongur djinnantonick, anni – aftur dat, leeks an choklit cukkies siem liek a natchrul payring
an after a third jinnantonik, you’ll want to deep fry them!
Hmmmmmmmmm choklit leek cukkes .. . .
We cud trai it!! Hoo noes????
Ai’ll maek u sum wen u cum 2 TTI!
An ai’ll bring yoo sum kitteh eerrings!!
Ohai! Iz wearing teh grey trousers and a bloo shirt and blue-wiff-white icelandic jumper (berryberry warm!) and leather boots.
Iz bringing sum yogurt wiff peach and passion froot, applols frum teh garden and assortet cheezez and freshly maded tea.
Oh, to add to Janet’s and TheLoveCat’s commints: I dusnt sing, butt I kin accumm…occamph…akimp…doo teh piano part foar u.
Ai izz at teh werkwerkwerkies, soe ai hazzon teh naybeebloo trowzurz anna sawft peenk turtlolnek kashmeer swettur – adn wikked blak swayed pumpz wiff killur pointee toeses.
Adn foar noms, heerz a platturpus uv muffaletta sammichuz, adn a byghyooj stak uv paypurr nappykins bkaws tehy leek a bitt.
Ai iz at werk tew but is snowy dai- ai iz wering blak cordoroy pants, turtlolnek and blue bumpy sweater over wif mai noo snoboots- gud thing tew cuz ai had to snovel sno at werk to let de pashunts in de door! Oh and ai haz a pot of clam chowder and garlik bred sticks.
Oh teh clam chowder! I LUBZ teh clam chowders! Fankee fur bringin it!
Oooo! Ai lubs teh calm chowdurs tu!! Fankees – dis bees yummee!
Ohai, I is waring Winnie da pooh jammies (an yes i wil be 50 in march!) Soft furry slippers. I has a beeg pot of home made Potatoe and leek soup with a mild cheddar cheese. Enjoi!
Ooh, fun! Ai can haz awn a pink-n-wite strypey tee, adn a menny-culler fleess swetter wif pengwins awn it, adn blakk trowzers adn mai fabrit bloo swayd shoos. Fore noms, ai can has sum hoam maed pee soop. Dat nawt saond sew gud in lolspik, but iz teh nommy, srsly! Adn Ai puts awn a fresch pawt ob cawfee!
BTW, yew nawt want to heer meh sings. Pleh. Ooh, clam chowder upfred! *takes beeg bole* kthxnom!
ooh cawfee! FangQ Mezzomom!!! **sipsipsip** catfeene overload!!! **poing poing poing poing**
ohai eberywun! ai is late todai! Im at pleh werk, so I is wearing white jeans, a peach sweater, and black keds!
and for noms I bring sordid muffins and croissants (including lots of chocolit croissannts!)
enjoi!
Ai bees lait tu. Ai be snow din, so ai be warin kakky pantses, a gray turtlolnekk, an gray swett shirt. Mai sockses be matchin mai pantses, an mai shoos be brown Crocs.
.
Ai is bringin a big pot uv soop, wif chikken, rice an lots uv veggies, an sum hawt Fronsch bredd tu go wif it. Enjoi!
I’m late, too…. I am at home on a Mundane (unemployment – pleh!), so I’m wearing black sweatpants, a white T-shirt with a gray zip-up hooded sweatshirt and blue slipper-sox. I have some nummy peanut butter-oatmeal cookies and some homemade bread with real butter….
Am waring a blu sawrong and orinj top. No shus.
I kan bring lhamingtonnes to eatz?
iam whering jeans an a t-shrit wiv a drgon onnit. drgons an kittehs are alot alik, iafinkso. ust to hab a pome dat sed “Dragons and cats are curious things.”
iz gettn lait in teh dai heer. ia brot a warshtube wiv lotsa ize and code beer.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….wut? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..
Tehre off to teh o’Lympix!!
They be late at this rate.
Snnnnooozzzz timz.
too cyoote…must….look…awae!
**SPLORT WARNIN LEBEL ELEBENTY!!1!**
Evvywun tytin ur CHRGs n sikyoor ur dukkytayp!!
okai i haz teh pertektive gogglols on. iz sayfe naow.
Teh CCC dryvur iz awn stanbai, teh Splort Rikubbree Ward haz bin alurtid, n we iz awl stokkt up awn chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillinz
I lubz dat lol!!! {{{Aahz}}}
Oh, ai do TOO!! nao that ai hav scene it!
But ware iz teh comet box fur teh LOL??? Hav tehy taken tehm away???
No, Janet, heer’s a comet just fur yoo!!
——–☼
Ai haz nawt sean taht Crazee Kitteh CCC Drivure inna rlly laung tiem…
Hee, hee….Hims awlwaiys kraks me up!!! Literally: CRASH!!! BOOM!!! KLONK!!!
*dialz nine lebenty*
Halllo??? kin u sending halp?? wii haz hadded a crash!! Send deh poe leese, deh am byoo lance adn deh fyremenz!!!
Fankeez!!!
Raiyses hed weaklee…… “Fanks, CWeenMJ, foar sendyng halp!!”
Cool(er) Runnings!
relay napping: New Lolympic Splort, er Sport
I dunno — U mite b teh rite wif bowf werdz!
iz defineetly a splort! reddy teh CCC gather teh CHRG! dese kittehs is danjerus!
ai aer habbin a REELY haerd tiem heer – de furd wun, awl stripey an…*taeks HYOOJ bref*…. ai fink dis miet bee beyong de halp ob CHRGs, ai fielz de duckytaep startin tu loosun…
Luk awai, Lovecat!! Luk awai!! Fink uv taks foarmz!
HANG AWN!!!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap’
rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
Duz that halp??
o fankew Aahz (butt(!) tacks acksully maeks mee fiel happee at de mowmint coz ai manijd tu kompleet ebbryfing a cupplol ob weiks aggo), an JCH4K – ai preeshyaet dat, haw ebbur ai aer nawt reely into de rap mewsick!
*breevin dieply stil an NAWT lukin at de littlol wisskurs…*
yesh! mebbee dares a liszt of kitteh Lolympic Splorts: so cute you can has to keep CHRG on berry tight?
Acrobatic High Jump
Bowling teh Goggie
Caper toss
D…
Dansin awn twoo feets
Elefunk rasslin
Flyin skwirrll tossin
G…
Sorree to inter rupt! But – hai AfriCat!! Ai hazn’t seen yoo in so long!!!!
Ohai Janet!!! Hao yu is? {{{{JanetCH4Kittehs}}}}
Dansdansdansing fro da fethur toi
Eetin noms
Fawlin awf sofas wif a kewtnis
G…
Drinking milk rayce
Escayping frum teh haus
Flinging, maus tois
G. . .
unrollin teh toylit paper
opinen teh doars
chaysin teh lazer poynter
*whisprrrs to TheatricalWanderlust*
Theze ar grate! BUTT!! teh liszt iz spozed to be alfamabetikul.
But dont feel bad – ai did that mai furst taim too!!
Oopsees. Thankee JCH4K! Naow I know wut to do!
Grabbin teh noms offa teh cownturr
Huggin teh teddee baers
I…..
Inchin intoo posishun to pownce on teh goggies tale
Jumpin on teh cownter
K…..
kreeping on deh belleh tu attack teh toy mousiez
Launching frum teh top uv deh fridgermaraytor
Mime
N…..
Noseying in peoplolz buziness
opinen doars
playin wif teh lazer pointer
Q….
Qwikness ninja attacks!!!
Rubbin fayse on teh hoomins
SPLORTwurthy cyootness
T…..
Tynkurrin wif teh hoominz puter wenn tehy nawt lukkin
Unroaling ennyfing tahtz sposed tu bih roaled upz
Veriveri fasst pownsing awn hoomin toeses
W…
Whining “mai fud dish iz empty!!”
Xclaiming “Icanhazcheezburger!”"
Yelling “Ready or not, Here I kum!!!”
Zhee End!!1
Zhee end iz purrfect! dis wuz fun *dans dans dans*
wih hazza fynishded! – kwyta kawmpushmint foar a Moandae, aifinkso!
*clappity-clappity-clappity*
Ignoaring hoomins
Jumping awn teh cownter
K…
Kliemin de kurtins (eggstra poynts fur poynty-enns dammij)
Leepin maddlee into de ayr fur noe aparint reezun
Maykin hoomins du ZACKLEE whut dey wantz wid no parrrint effurt
N…
Catchin leezards.
Skweezin under blankies.
Xtreme kickboxzing of catnip mousies.
Zoomin fast from a standin start….
iz New Lolympic Splort Sport! haz to bees verri talontd tu join dis elite splorting gruup.
Teh Jumaykun teem can haz nuffin awn dem!!
Yu meenz…. dey bee NEKKID?? Crums!
Ai’d prollee wach dat.
I finksew U missunnermustoodin watt I sedded…
.
I MEENDED dat teh Jumaykun teem can haz nuffin awn teh kitteh teem.
.
Awf 2 teh NB wif U naow….
Ai noz xactlee hao dez kittenz feel. Ai go lai downd (Plop).
*tukz a Cheezpeepz map blankee arownd op_sMama*
Wud u like a cuppa tea adn a gud book tu reed? Oar just a nap?
Dis muss be teh Cheezland Junior teem.
An we ar SOOOOO proud ov them!
Hmmmm. . . . Ai wunder if tehy ebber play wif Jorj, Jorj, Jorj an Jorj????
Oh Hai ebreewun!!!!!
Tumorrow iz Delurkificashun Day!! I iz sooooo egg sited tu seeing ower noo frenz!!
I iz bizzy halping kleen deh Tybooteek!! dusting shelvez, mopping deh floor, kleening deh windowz! I wanting it tu b awl sparklyy kleen wen deh noobeez kum bai tu git dhere welkumming prezzeez!!!
Adn luk!! There b a fresh stock uv CHRGz wif awl sortz uf inneresting drawingz on dem! And uv korse deh 50z bavving caps in awl kullerz!! Adn lotza noo kitteh themed goodeez!! Kittehz on pixor framez, kittehz enamloled trinket boxez, kitteh bookendz, and deh ever popular kitteh tyz and skarvez, kitteh bracelets, nekklisses & eeringz, kitteh wind chimez, Cheezland snowglobez, floofy Cheezpeepz map blankeez, kitteh faised LOLeepopz, kitteh wind sokz, kitteh stat chewz, kitteh suncatcherz….
Plz tu bringing ower noo frendz tu deh tybooteek fur a welkumming prezzee, and git sumfing fur ursef wyle u am heer!!
An dont furget waht the Burfday Fairy sed!!!!
We just awl bee awn ar verree best behanoor an be shur to greet awl teh noo frenz!
burfday fairy says:
January 31, 2010 at 10:09 am
heers teh burfday fairy to joyn cween in enkurajing all teh lurkers to de-lurk, an to remind all teh not-lurkers to maek shur evree de-lurking lurker gets a frendly cheezland greeting!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
I am looking forward to it.
Ohai. Iz already tumorrow now hear sew I kan hoffisially de-lurkify abter praktisinging last few daiz? Exzept fur yesteedai cawse I woz inspeckting teh baks ob my eye covers hall dai. [I tink the nazty black goggeh woz hunting me]
I haz to go an do ‘maek thumpy mashine thump’ stuff now butt be bak latre.
ohai wolfkit! nice to meet you! have some sordid noms from up and down thred!
Ohai, wolfkit! Yu can delurkifying ennee tiem yu wants tu, cos yus awlwaes welkum. Soree tu heering dat yu haddid teh nawtberigud yesturdae. Ders lawts ob us simlerlee afliktid (mwa, fur wun) an plaeing in Cheezland offin halps. {{{wolfkit}}}
Oh Hai wolfkit!!! Haz u ben tu deh tybooteek yet tu git ur welkumming prezzee??? K’mon!!! Dey haz so menny fine thingz!! just taking ur pick! oh, yess, and heer, taking dis CHRG (wdoi) it b habbing deh pixorz uv deh elolefantz on it!! U gonna needing a gud CHRG if u gonna hang arownd heer!!
Adn don’t furgit to haz a cchokklit martoonee, too! dey b nomalishus!!
Liak – toor ov teh Ty Boo Teek.
Skwerrrlgrrl needz to get teh skwerrls awl fired up at teh PI stawl.
Aahz cud hav a tablol serving teh djinnintehtonics
Bubblol rides???
Tour ov Cheezland??
But ov corse – if tehy ar lukerz, tehy prollee awlreddi noe all of this.
Maybe just teh weloming drinks – an we cud give eech wun a Cheezland bloon, a Cheezpeeplmap Blanee, a CHRG(wdoi), a choklit possom, an a kittehfayced lollipop???
Wud that do it???
Ohai wolfkit – it bees delurkification dae naow for me tew, so I gess yew iz on teh saem sied of teh daetlien as me. Ai iz in teh Eensy Weensy Nooziland. Pleezed tew meet yew.
*egstends floofy paw of fwendship*
OHAI kimkiwi!! Ai wuz just thinking ov yoo! Reelee! Ai wuz. An heer yoo ar. It’z bin sum wiles since ai saw yoo!
Ohai Janet. Ai haz bin tihnking baout yew tew! Gud to be seeink yew.
The quadruple fluffy axle splort was a success.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
oh noes dis iz danjumus lol fro an mundaine
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, DR. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
K thx, willy boy! I are reskyued!
ai agree … cozi cozinap iz much betta~… ….hum. . . .kan ai juin U?. . .. .
*tukz a Cheezpeepz map arownd carotte*
Heerz a floofy pillow, tu!
Yaaa!! Tanks 2 all dat voted fur dis LOLympic lol
WooHOO!!!
w00t, chech1965!! Conga rats!!!!1!
congrats chech1965!! its a very clever LOL!
*Congarats and happy dans dans dans* dis is teh furst lolympic lol i haz seen. it iz very creeaytiv!
OHAIchech1965!!!
This iz wun grate LOL!! Ai’ll bet EBREEWUN voted fur it! It just duzn’t get much cyooter. Yur capshun iz PURRRRRRfekt!
Won’t yoo joyne us up thred fur sum djinnintonix????
Tanks all!!!
Dat pic wuz purrfect!!! A gold medal 2 whomeber took it.
A 4 kitteh pyle up! O! Teh hayuge skweeeeeeeeeeity! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
LOL BF473!!! gud werd, skweeeeeeeeeeity
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT*
on deer! nightshayde is down!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kittehs until yew feel better
Phew — fankies, gammacat. Dat wuz teh KWIK!!!
*snugglols into blankee*
*sips hot tee*
*nibblols choklit possum*
welcum NS! dis is a danjerus LOL! speshullyl on a Mondaze!
Spehslee wen ai walks into werk still bleary-eyed. Ai diddint eben haz a chance to get mah CHRG outta mah desk.
Bebbeh Kitteh Lolympik Teem gotted tyred ov waiyting foar tehr turn tuu raiyse, soe tehms felled asleap…Synce tehre wuz alotta sled teems pahrticeepatyng, teh snoew had meltid bye teh tiem tehre turn caime up…..
Nevvurmynde, Kittehs: Beddure lukk nexxt tiem…..!
I dun fink dem kissed teh lucky egg?
Kist teh lucky egg????
Ai think ai am missing sumthing!
THESE ARE HAMMINGBURDS !!!!! THEY HOAM !!!
Oh noes! A 4 kitteh pileup on the freeway!
[bobross]Just a happy accident[/bobross]
iz my favrit kind ob aksident