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ai winz awl teh tiym, akshullee…
Taht wud bi fishee if it wuz truu !!
Wota a big tayl !!
Conga ratz tu yu, catena !!
Othx, pb!
yu luuz agen
(heds, ai winn, tew: yoo luuz eeder ways)
Ai orlwaiz luuz at fish * uze teh arro keez .. *
U shuld trai snap per tehn.
Ohai eberyone.
Ohai ocm !! * Kumm ober tu teh neks lol
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tooona!!!
yu ken toona peanah, butt(!) yu kent toona fisch!
Teh scales ar nebber rite !!
It was THIS big!!
yoo kann tuna gittar, butt(!) yoo kant tuna fisch…
Yay, catena! REO Speedwagon ref!!
wuz wanderin, but cud nawt connekt my brayne back taht far!
YOINK!
I hazza fishee.
wholey makerlol, yoo dew!
gibb mii dat bakk, ai naught FINnisht wiff it!
sumfink iz fishee heer… mmmmmm!!!
Heer fishyfishfishy…
yoo gitta lion, and aisle gitta poel…
Wii wil go fishin in teh crawfish hoal….
Yee-Haw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw was gud. Ai’z nebber seed a bass dobro befor. da is purty gud tu!
fankies rhsb!
Wii gonna need a biggur bote….
Hao bowt a lion-a ??
*Snork*
Butt (!) ware iz teh fish?
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy!
Mine!
Nom, nom, nom. *Burp* Xcuse mii!
Haarrrr, matey, ai haz a nom.
Dose nawty pyre-it kittehs . . . awlwaiz lukkin’ foar tail…..
peepz hear pronouse “tails” teh same as “tells”, iz berry confudelating. “Sales” is teh same as “sells”, too, among uzzer fings. Teh uzzer day, somewon wuz talking about Alz. payshunz hoo “wunder”…they couldnt keep them becuz tehy didnt haff lockt doors. I wuz berry puzzloled…I wundered whut they were wundering about…then I realized she meant that Alz. peepz “wAnder”!
Doo-whut?
WHAT?
Yu hab tu “heer” an arksent witsh iz diffrint tu yor oan airksint !!
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* Ittza lotta fun, aifinkso !!
Eet dem up, NOM!
dat iz billymumylostinspacedangedangerwillrobinson fish hed song…..don fink my kitteh wud eat one of the fishheds…its not gushy fud…
fish heds, fish heds,
rolly polly fish heds
fishheds, fisheads, eet them up, nom!
I tukka fish hed owt 2 C uh moovee.
Dint hafta pai 2 gitz it in.
Anybuddy see Pink’s performance, juss now at the grammys? WOW!! Look for it later. It was AMAZING…
Ai mizt teh part ware seh gotted awl wetz. Hao did seh keep singing wif awl taht goin rownd n rownd???
Whish Ai hadz teh 3D glassez fur teh Michlol Jackson videeoh.
I KNOW! How did she do that! I missed the MJ videeoh. Hope to see the whole show later.
U mee DIS wun? I doan ebben LIEK Pink n thotted dis wuz teh GRATE!
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ai feels dizzi juss frum waching.
Yep, dat’s it! Fanx fer putting dat up, Aahz!
Wow… dat’s awl ai can say… just wow…..
Oh, bovver….tehy remoobed teh video b4 Ai culd see it. Fanks, ennewai, Aahz!!
This season on “The Deadlist Catch,” Sniffy, the ship’s cat, becomes captain for a day.
5 burgerz fur u, DR!!!
Thank u!
+1!!
ai LUBS taht show, along wif cash cab, mythbusters, an ice road truckers!
teh tr0ll dreemed uv fish in hims coma…wuz in a liddle cabin in teh woods, across teh road frum a bar (?!?!? well, wuz a dreem) an him gawt teh hungry an went into teh ribber an cawt 3 sturgeon, one big an 2 liddle, an ate them, an him was wishin him hadn’t done it, ahcuz it made hims hart an lungs hurt. (teh hart attack an gnumonias)
The docs said usually win payshents dreem inna coma, is in response tew teh sounds they herd in intensib care (or wuz it lungdoc hoo sed that? ai doan merember, probly lungdoc), so nobuddy noze why him wuz dreemin that, but him did NAWT see enny lite inna tunnel, which disappointed us awl!
I, fur wun, am glad hii din’t seeing deh lite at deh end uv deh tunnlol!!
me too, yur jamesty. but…but…*sunny gets up awn her soapbox naow* our society makes it so much eezier to pull teh plug than tew keep awn keeping awn an fite teh hard battle..* ahcuz, ifn ai had pulled teh plug (an yes, awl this went tru my brayne at teh tyme) (an yes, they gabe me 30 minutes tew be makin a decision) ai wudda had plenty uv teh insurance munnies an ebbrything wuld be ok, eggsept fur teh tr0ll nawt bein heer, ai wud nawt hafta werk fur long an long, an cud go back tew skool or waddebber ai wanted. by keepin hims alive, we haz abowt a kwarter million munnies, an no, taht iz nawt a typo, a kwarter million munnies taht we owe naow,,,,
but, no and no and no…ai wud nawt change my decision won iota,,,taht tr0ll iz werf moar than gold tew me.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL SUNNYHUCKLE
aw, sweethart, ai am NAWT any moar speshool than enny ovver cheezpeep. Wuz only won answer tew teh question, pleez, pleez do NAWT idolize me (ahcuz, moas days ai am a wreck) ,,,ebbery peep heer haz teh problems,,,an ebbery peep here iz a hero! ai iz only a flawed hoomin hoo counts awn her peeps to keep her sane. an, an sumtimez, ai slip thru teh cracks an haz crazees, but…but…sumtimes ai am ok. ai thanks teh cheezpeeps fur keepin me sane, an nawt holdin my bad crazees (yes, ai haz them sometymes) against me. Lyfe iz tew be livved, nawt “unplugged” ai iz only won small soldier in teh defense ov survival…an…an…in these tymes, ebbery soldier halps.
duzzent mayk yu ani less full uv teh beeyooti!
fankees, sweets! my manager at teh stoopy pleh mite argue wif yoo!
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* to sunny’s pleh manager!
{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle n tr0ll}}}}}}}
Mai momcatz sistur iz sorta inna saym sitcheeayshun az U iz. Herz hubcat hadda stroak uh kuppla yeerz agoe, n iz liein inna horspittul ware teh dox dunno ifn himz iz brayn-ded oar nawt. Dere iz sum mayjur diffrinsiz, butt (!) I nawt gunna ayr dat lawndree heer…
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Moar {{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}} 4 U… Hayng n dere!
oh, aahz! teh hospital sent teh tr0ll to a “skilled nursing facility,” an…an…after 3 days wuz admitted back tew teh hospital. ai noze they doz teh best they can wif teh budget an patient load they haz, but…but…iz why ai brawt him home and took off from werk fur jist long enuff to seriously piss them off! an, srsly! they iz eggstracktin their revenge, (awl within teh limits uv teh law…”iz in yur job description, aifinkso.)
this too will pass. beems an beems an hedbonks tew yoo an those yoo lub. btw. ai wuz finkin ai saw yur raskally kitteh win ai wuz at teh garden t’other nyte; ai goze dere win ai cannawt sleep. it iz a majikol place!
Yeh, iz teh majiklol plais! Ifn ebber U iz dere n teh gardin, n ifn U layz daown inna flowrz, n Raskally Kitteh kumz up, himz mite start nursin n maykin biskitz n ur hayr! Datz wun uv teh fingz himz didded watt mayded himz teh Raskally! Haowsumebber, dat mite b teh relaksin enuff 2 hep U sleap, sew mebbe iz nawt awl badd…
oh, aahz! my Toejam likes tew git inna bed an get “suckies” offa our t-shirts an stuff. aifinkso iz ahcuz him lost hims momma win him wuz too liddle. ai always goze tew teh garden win ai cannawt sleep, awl those purrs an snorgols always werks fur me…an ai often see sum kittehs ai haz herd about. an Dobby likes tew snorgol up tew my head, an comb my hair wif her pointy endz, and perforate my brain-box tew let teh demons out. we calls it my cat-hat.
well, teh tr0ll’s docs doan eben know ifn they iz treeting teh right thing, ahcuz uv no biopsy…awl ai noze iz taht hims meds cost 4 thousand moneys a monf, an thank heaven fur MedAssist, hoo haz been buying teh pills fur us!
oh, my, ai merember teh brain-damage part! teh liddle hospital wanted to send him up to OHSU, ware they has teh wizards an gadjets, but OHSU wud nawt accept him until they could verify braine function.
Teh Baron says ai haz tew be sayin “gud nyte” now. so, gud nyte!
G’nyt, sunny! {{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}
Nite, sunny! Schmooses!!
nyte, awl! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
yu shur he wuz dreeming of “sturgeon” and not “surgeon” in the horse-pittal? wuz one of hiz doctors on the smallish side? curiouser and curiouser =)
snerk! taht iz teh funeez! ai donut no, ahcus ai wuz trying to werk as minny days as ai culd, an my wundermus dotter Steph wuz at teh hospital ebbery day tew be makin shoor him wuz awlrite. ai do noze they wuz wantin a brayne biopsy, an he sed no.
but…but…ai donut finkso him wud eat a surgeon!
But…but…him wud
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{{{{sunny}}} u not fail. U win!!
fankees, my kween, but ai duz nawt need accolades. win yoo do wut iz rite, iz teh only fing tew do! an…an…an…ai tries verry hard!
oh, look! aahz iz heer!
Dis iz az gudda plais az enny 4 dis wun:
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“It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap-year,
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station.
They said I’d blown a seal.
I said, ‘Fix the dang thing and leave my private life out of it, OK pal?’”
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taht iz wun uv teh punnyest songs ai has evvur herd.
Yeh, n teh liriks r uh liddul FISHY awlsew…
OMCC, Ai rememburz wehn taht wuz poplar decades agoe. Iz jest az hoomer…houmer….humur…funnee nao az it wuz tehn. Fanks fur teh memriez, Aahz!
wuz wanderin, but cud nawt connekt my brayne back taht far!