FUR-CLOURZURE KAT IZ KRUSHIN UR DREEMS OF OWNIN’ REELASTATE
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Awl ur howziz aer myne
dat bii elebentee-fife dollehz, pleis.
conga ratz, anni! yu bii awn tawp!
Thx catena!
Nawt tu pess Goe, aifinkso.
duz nawt kollekt 200 monies
go direktly tu jayl
Kitteh is tryin to monopolize da conversashun.
Ai ddi en Ohaiku las tyem dere wuz eh mahnapelee kitteh:
Kitteh winz ehgen!
Datz bekauz shii spens her daez
Mahnapalysen.
Win !!! * Gibz Catena twu hunnert dollarz !! Doan tri tu spen it, k? *
Park Avenyue iz myne !!
dahlink, ai lub yu, butt(!) giff mii Pahk Ahvenoo.
Grene Aikurz FTW !!11!!
Ah wont be raylroadded!!1!
By utilolity’s!
adn raylrodez!
Iz tihs a commyunitee jest ??
Annipuss nd catena shud go tu ‘go’ an kollekt monies!
wurkz fur mii!
goez tu jayl. goez dreklee tu jayl. donut pass go. donut kollitifying $200.
* Goze tu bizit teh cween in jale !! *
Ai brott yu a caek !! * Tehre’z sumfin innit tu halp yu owt !! *
nom nom saw saw nom nom saw saw naw som now sam snaw mon
oops, dat furst fais shudda ben
*Throws dubblols for th3 cween*
Itz a dubblol elebenty !! * Hay, wot sord ob dize ar deaze ?? *
cheezland dice!!
Duz sumone haz a getawaywifakwiknesscar fut teh cween??
oar moatarhoam wib a jet enjin ??
Lessee, wi haz teh Bobcat & Lynx, butt (tee hee) tehy nawt b sew kwik. Tehn dere iz teh Cougar, Jaguar, Wildcat, Cheetah nd mai purrsunlol faborit, teh Pontiac GTO Bobcat Edition.
little GTO, you’re really running wild
3 deuces and a 4 speed and a 389
*sorry Beach Bois*
“come on turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO”
Nao dats weerd…..awl Ai didz wuz payst teh linkee tew teh videeoh.
Taek a chance
kin we seez whots in deh Commmumitee chest?
Yu cud get yor han slappt !! * Bai teh kittee, obcorse !!
*
*luks aroun sneekelee*
*wanderz slooolee awhey frum teh chest*
*whissling a happee toon*
Ai hab noh ideeah of what yu ar speekin….
*turnzwifakwiknessandrunsattehchest*
*Swan dyves into teh chest, now doing flutterby stroak in teh contentz*
Comom in, teh contentz ar fyne!!
Taek a chance on teh comm unity ches t!
You inherit 100$!!!
Oh goodly! ai cud ues it.
OMCC! Dis is wut Sarah will luuk lyk wen hur gets big!
I lubz deh big foofy tayl!!
Sarah’s tayle has a whyte tip onnit.
Rite nao, hur is curloled up nexst to me awn teh cowch. My liddlol snugglee gurl!
I haz a jellus.
Yoo can snugglol up wif me too, cween.
duz u purr?
Sumtiemz.
Ex-huzbin cawled it “snorin” butt I sed, “I nawt snor! I purr!”
bai hot tellz nd howzez tu!
Remaindz mi ov an owld teebee show, Hot l Baltimore. (Teh “e” in teh hotel sign had burned owt.) Wuz teh funnee.
wach oot fur teh lux ury taxxs
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
Wi wur prolly awl lurkers at nawt-sekond, Aifinkso.
Ifin they delurk (decloak) make sure we don’t have our shields up ota?!
Smiles and paws of friendship on the ready.
[lolspeak off} Captain! neutralize the cloaking devise, all Cheezepeeps must be visible!
[lolspeak on]
Are you copying that pjperry? Man your post.
ai wins!
The most dominant male always has to be the car.
Ai awlwaiz endid up wiv teh awld boot!
Ai likez to be t3h horsee-guy. Is easier to reech.
iz muchness fun tu us D&D characters for placeholders Aifinkso
That does nawt seem legal….
ROFL! ai leiks dis eyedeeah!
Just for that, you have to be th3 beer cap!
*bryngs owt bocks uv figyurs*
lessee…teh drayguns bi ay littlol tu beeg, butt teh haffling wil wurk. pj, du yu wanna bi teh wizzurd oar teh elf?
ai alsew has nites an ranjurs an dwarffs wif teh beeg battlol axis. oh! an ohgurs an trolls…
Oh, ohgur!!! I can be like ShreK?
yup yu shur can!
aifinks peeplol mite nawt charj yu wen yu land onna der propurrtee iffen yu iz playeeng teh ohgur.
OMCC! Dis is me!
U haz a pointy red hat??
No, butt my hed is kinda poynty.
close enuff.
My partner is deathly afraid of garden gnomes.LOL And I was given one for my birthday. I have not seen him for a while might be buried under the three feet of snow.
Doan luuk unda teh bed …
aiz liek teh blu watre nd teh san dy beeches aifinkso, it be rain’n heer nd teh plac luks wurm!
I can’t even LOL to this. This kitteh looks SO MUCH like my kitteh Tessa, whom I lost last year to liver disease. MAAAN I love my grey kittehs.
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My Sarah luuks alot lyk dis kitteh, butt lots smallur. (Hur iz bebbeh still, onlee 9 munfs owld.)
Yoo wanna borry hur foar snorglols?
oooh yis plz!!!!!
ai haz ben ownd bi kittehs sinc 1965. eech wun who crosses over teh bridge leaves a whol in mai hart
Sigh. Dis troofe.
Shadow83 – I luuked at ur pikshurs. Teh Taffy kitteh iz BEYOOTIMUS! Teh uthurz iz too, butt I haz teh weekniss foar floof.
her iz teh sweetnessest of teh kittehs, her hassa soft gentle mew, muchness of purr nd her snoogles nd luvs be teh most of teh kittehs we haz had wif onli wun excepshun. ober all teh yers
**handz Jetdigger hur bebbeh Sarah**
Hur iz teh sawft an floofy. Hur will let yoo hold hur foar a cuppla minnits, an will curl up nexst to yoo awn teh cowch.
Bee karefull, tho. Hur haz teh poynty enz an knowz how to yoose dem!
oooh, mah kitteh Ernesto iz gotz da poynty enz an yooses dem wen he maekz dah happee feetz in mah lap! yay sawft an floofy kitteh.
Grey kittehs haz teh bestest bellies inna whirld! Eben teh nawt floofy wuns. Nd tehy noes it….teez u bai showing tehm jest owt ov ur reech.
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{{{Jetdigger}}} Does you hav any other kittehs?
I actually went through quite a crap lot of pet loss in two years (three kittehs and one goggie on two years, blah!) until I had left was Teh Ebil Moody, who I KNOW is an agent for Basement Cat! But a few months ago I convinced a kitteh who’d been my goggie Alex’s best buddy (but lived mostly outside) to live inside and now I have my two boys.
And Moody? Still Teh Ebil Wun.
We spent a lot ov time in the past two years that same way. One goggie in our howse and 2 at MIL’s. They just all got owld.
I still have two kittehs and they are a great comfort.
Are you sure Moody is ebil ; or maybe just moody …
No, he not relly ebil; he lieks sleepin wiff me on deh pillowz an keepin me saef.
But I gawt him an udder aminals died. Ai fink he slowlee offin us all…an Ai am next!
I lostid my Josie almoast 2 yeers ago, an I still misses hur.
I lubs my two floofy gurlz berry mutch, butt Josie leftid a speshul hole in my hart.
Dat is how it wuz wiff Tessa. Awl of mah bebbies are speshul but she wuz extra speshul an so yung.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect kitteh furs.
**luuks at clothez an furr-nitcher**
Rut-roh.
OK kitteh. wutebber.
I puttin a leen awn ur litturbocks.
i wudn’t leen on deh litturbox if I wuz u.
dat look like my old kitty, Scamp. He used to do that to me all the time.