
Juror #4 is nawt buying ur insanity defense.
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Juror #4 is nawt buying ur insanity defense.
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So teh jury will be hanging.
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Congrats, OM!
Him finks u aer az saen az himiz
tahts nawt a komforting thawt, konsiderin haow juror #4 haz chozen tew sit….
Dat’s wat Ai thort!!!!
But (!) mi brayne IZ borked!
Off wif dheir hedz!!
U iz giltee az chargd!
eggersiez proegrem nawt goen soe wel, akshullee…
Day 1: did wun chin up; decided to put chin bak dawn an go to sleep.
Day 2: zzzzz.
I likez dis program!!
ZZZzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ai layk it too. Woan go well wif mai wait lors prowgram tho…
suyr eet wil. kent gett downe tu eet untiyl strawng enuf tu gett awp!
Ai fawt de law an teh law one!! We’s all off tu teh ty boo teek!!
*grabbs deh floofy paws of teh Cheezpeeps and skipps aweigh*
A fore weigh tay!! All ov us to teh ty bootik wif u, FireRN1.
*skips alomng wif joy*
congarats tew awl teh nawt sekkond poasters!
*sneekalee triez tew slide in wif teh groop* Tew teh ty boo teek!
He he. Yew wuld be welcom enny taim, BF.
Awl Cheezpeeps shud injoy deh boo teek! Yew must go wit, BF!!
And naow awn teh parallellell barz, reprezenting Cheeseland, itz Grumpy Kat!
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Ohai! ai sended yu an e-meow.
iz diffy cult to ploof teh pawz wit teh dri chawk sos teh pawz do nawt slippyslippy on deh bars!
He needz to werk awn hiz appeal to teh judge. Nawt scoring verry hai wif taht faais.
iz Rushun kitteh. duz nawt
He luks layk hez nawt russhin ennywer.
iz bildun awp teh angree…den wil spreeng!
He haz tu wayt till March???
oar septemba, een yur kaeys.
Aifink he wuld preefir March – eben tehn itz a lawng taim to hang arown!
Ai am yawning agen. Teh pumkin jus terned 12 an ai haf nawt-secon day wif kiddlies at skewl toomorro. Ai bin tehr mos ov tihs week getting reddy butt(!) wen teh kids coming itz teh reel fing an ai mus be awayk!!
Naity nait peeps!
Niyt!
sleepz gud wit floofy dreems, OM.
In owld cuntry, wii nawt be habbin teh smyles an deh *appeelz* ov wich u speek.
wait furr me!
Wat? U coming tu teh ty bootik? Kwiklee ten. Joyn hans.
O yes Zelkina – u still der? Ai herd sum gudgudsgud news from teh prior lol – congrachlutashns!!! A bebbeh kitteh!
tis tru! me an mai pardner is berry, berry happeh! still in shock a liddle tho!
Oh Hai dere Lurkerz!!
I see u peeking in, lukking arownd, laffing tu urself.
Sumdaze u feel tempted tu joining in,
but, u wunderz, will dey liking mii??
Wut if mai lolspeek iz fail??
Mebbee I nawt b funnee enuf???
Well, LURK NO MOAR, I say!!
Deh Cheezpeepz am bery frendlee!!!
U duzn’t haz tu b funny awl deh time, adn deh lolspeek b opshunlol!!
Tu halp u building up deh kurridge tu delurk, wii will hazzing a DeLurkifikayshun day on Feb 2. Awl day long, frum deh nawt sekkund lol tu deh last. Just jump in and start typing.
Deh onlyest rule heer b tu playing nice!!
Ohai cweenmj
*schmoo*….cos I feel like it an *schmoo* cos yoo deserb it
Schmooo bak atcha!!
In mai egg sperience u duzn’t needing a reezin tu schmooo.
Monarayl kitteh
Winez awp awn stendud trayn trak.
Huz ehslepe et switsch?
Trakk iz ober a deep case..chas..big hole. Swistch occifer will be gettin teh fyred.
… i want tu tikkel Juror # 4′s tummy…
I was finking da same ting.
*Handz 5E da same fing*
I lived with some Dutch people for a year and they always said ting for thing.LOL
*handz Africat a chain mail glove*
Tanx o Cween! Mebbe ifn i appwoach berry, berry keerfully… Aaaargh, leggo! Gerritorf mii!!! O, teh catlamity! *CENSORED DUE TO SCENES OF VIOLENCE UNSUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS*
*snertz shamperz owt nose*
ᴥ ¿ ᵊ ѭ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ϡ ɱ ʤ £ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ض ۩ ¿ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ « Ɯ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ѭ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ
Kud sumwun hand mii a shamwow?
*gibs cween ay shamwow*
*wipez self down*
Fankeez keshet!! dem bubbloz sure make mess kumming bak owt!!
teh bubblols alsew can hurts koming owt teh noze.
hands Africat some guaze and band-aids.
Thet kitteh dun wan him tummy rubbed. Nope. *Cattails turns away frum teh scene uf carnage*
Ladeez an gennelmens! We innerupt dis lol for an important (ish) announts mint! Ai has finnished mai tacks return! And awlso finnished Mr Martoonie’s tacks return (ai’m too good, rly). So – yay for dat! Shampayne awl rownd!
*pop*
*fizz*
*gulpslurp*
*hic*
Deed yu deeklare dat shampayne as a busyness expens?
Shhhh Africat let the shamayne flow.
Hmm, ai did nawt see a bocks for dat awn teh form…
Deer Mr Gordon Brown
Plz can we has tacks deduckshun for teh essenshuls ob lief, liek shampayne? An maybe lobsters? An chonklit? Ai finkso teh whirld wud be a happier place.
My hows wud be, for certin.
Kthxaimightevenvoteforyouifyoudidstufflikethisbye.
bean a Scot, Ai fink yu’d stand mor chanse axin for Leapfrog….
W00t!!!!!!!
*porez shamperz*
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥ ѻ ᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ ¤ * ● ͙ ö ° ͏ ͦ Δ Ϭ ۞ ᷊ọ Ộ ▫ ▒ 0 ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ⁞ ℗ ☼ ﮦ ᴓ © œ ̛ ʘ ͙ ᶞ O ¤ ¤ ᾽ ® ᴓ % ⁞ ồ … ʘ ᷊ ֹο ، ٥ œ ᴒ ѻ ȶ̊ ͇ ٭ ѻ ˬ ˟ ϱ ͌ ͚ Ѷ o % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ Δ ͦ ο ѻ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼ ⱷ ○ Ω 0 ȏ °
Wut lubblee bubblolz!!!
Cheez!!!!
WHOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*adds moar shampayne an nibblols to the cellerybrayshun..
lessee…we can has….
Alfamabet sketti
Baycon sammiches
Chardonnay
D…
Dogs,Hot
Eggs,debbilled
Fried green tomaters
G…
grilled cheez sam itchez
Hard boyld eggz
Iec kreem
jelly donutz
K….
Knikker Bokker Glory
Lemming merrinj pi
Martoonies
N..
Noms ob eggstreem delishusness
Oysters
Pineapplol chunks
Q…
Quarter ob dolly mixtures
Roast Beest
Shampayne,jerboam ov.
T….
Toasted teecaykes
Umbrellie shayped noms
Vegitibbles, sordid
W….
Turkee
unusully good cooky
Velvet caek…red colors
W…
Wiener Schnitzlol
Ximenia
Yellow caek wif chonklit ai sing
Z. . .
Zut! Am ai too late for teh nomming?
Wanna halp me fill in a DLA frorm? I pay in shampayne an martoonies?
pweez?pwiddy pweez? wiv sprinklos an noms?
Shoor! Ai shud warn u tho, dat ai has had sheveral glasshesh ob shampayne an mite be a liddlol bit shkwiffy…
*ticks bocks*
*ticks annudder bocks*
*tickticktickticktickCRAWSSS*
Dere u go, tidmum, ai’s finished!
FANKS!!!!!!!!!!

I has had it sat heer since afor crissmuss
*liklikliks stamp an PLONKs it awn envellop*
…
srsly. If only it was that easy *sigh* *crais abit*….I haytes to rite whut is wrong wiv mai kidlet an awll teh prollums she can has cos ov it.
ASD’s an epilepsy is for laif..NOT just for crissmuss!! O.O
{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{TidFamblee}}}}}}}}}
Itz nawt. Yoo ar rite. An itz reelee hard fur ebreewun.
But – ackshoolee, there iz no “but.”
BUT – yur kidlet iz just wunderful, in spite ov awl that. An ai think being a teenager iz maybee teh hardest part. But THAT duzzn’t last furebber – an latur, it wont be so bad at awl.
But we still wish it cud bee otter wise!
{{{{{mommyoftid}}}}} Ai wish ai cud be of reel assistants – schmoos an hugs an virchewal shardonnay to u mai fren!!!
Wanna halp me fill in a DLA frorm? I pay in shampayne an martoonies?
pweez?pwiddy pweez? wiv sprinklols an noms?
booger off wieerd pretzel…I nawt payin yoo nuffin, Nope. Nuffin atall.
yay! happi fur yu!
ai is styll wayting fur wun moar stoopid foarm.
how bout teh cookie defense
Iz dat wair u gibz deh jury cookies?
TEh CHEWBACCA DEFENSE!!!
Taht werks awlmost ebree taim!!
Teh cort is findin u giltee of lie.
U noingly hid toona an nip from kitteh.
u sentince is litturbocks dooty and plz to gib kitteh a cheezburger ebree dai for teh pain an sufferin an mental ank…angw…oweees.
Cort is ajornded.
Luk!! Ai wuz just speeking ov yoo in a sentimental way urlier today -oar maybe last nite – an heer yoo AR!!
Ohhh JCH4K U makes all gooey insidz!
Sweetie pies.
I gib u beeg smoo an hugz an keeses♥♥♥
Thanks for te gigglees!:)
Ohai Peg! Vry nice to meetcha! Cattails extends floofy paw uf frendship.
Mi Goodness! I went to the site to learn lolspeak and ‘puter guard said site was thereat ov virusssus n bad stuffs!! Could that be true!!
Hmm, ai dunno, that’s too bad. Iz kinda a sad way to welcome teh gnu folks here. Butt (!!) u can click on cweenmj’s blu name an go to teh Cheeztown Cryer. It be a safe site to learn all about teh cheezland.
*nod nod*
Yup. Teh CheezTown Cryer be a exxcillent way to lern teh stuff, an awlso, ask qwestions. We awl happitayl to halp iffen we can
Ohai peg! Ai haz nawt had anee prob wif teh site but maibee ur puter gard iz a bit moar sensitibe dan myne. Teh grate fing bowt lol speek tho iz u doan reely haz tew lurn it, iz bery hard tew bee rong!
iz tru! seams tu mi taht teh gole iz tu bi cree ay tiv wif teh spellyings wif noh hard an fass rools.
tank u for floofy paw,extebd floofy paw to y’all
Iz always nice to make a nu cheezfrend!
ohai peg 4×4
nice to meetcha .
Whut bluesfan473 sed…lolspeek nawt nessessaree iffin yoo doan wanna.
We all has differnt ways of speekin heer…makes it moar gud an fun
yesh, yesh! Iffen peeps doan feel comfurrtible wif teh lolspeek taht iz fyne, iz nawt rekwired! Wii wan fowks tew haz funz an plai nyce, howeber u tawk, bee it lolspeek, Ingerlish, piggeh latin er uvver eggsotik wais uv komunikating, awl r welkom!
Welkum tu Cheezland!! dis b a naw sum plais tu playing!
lolspeek is gud fr me,as can’t spel engrish..
3 kittkats live wit me,spent most of mt time doing fur them
*eggstends floofy paw uv frendship tew peg*
Mai ai giving u a lil sugestshun? Iffen u wan tew connekt ur commint tew sumwun elses u jus clik teh lil bloo ‘reply’ in teh lower rite korner uv dere commint. Taht maiks teh commints nest nyclee an heps aboid konfuzion.
Sins wen duz we aboid confuseions?
troo, konfuzion duz rayne heerabowts, ai jus ment konfuzion frum replies tew kommints sumtymes bein furver daown teh thred sew teh luuk owt uv plaise……er sumfin lyke taht aneehoo.
Kitteh’s deecishun iys hangyng iyn teh balance; mebbee her gotted hung up awn coinceedencis; oar purrhapps stukk awn prohceedurahl prohtokoll; oar wedgeded iyn beetween furst adn sekond chaiyre seatyng….oar…. ( ‘K: Ai staupp naow…!)
Confussun in solid control here.. Tink I’ll make cupo t . U wants one too??