mai sea monkeys big nao!
karful hu cumz ober tu see dem
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nom nom nom!
teh see munkeies luk a lawt like shrimpies! We need a barbie nao!
*weells en ay gril. adz teh brikkettes an teh lietur flooid. tossis inna machez*
*FOOOOMMM*
nao yu tells mi.
aifinkso mai bluname fixed nao
That deepends. Are you a man in Idaho?
Congrats on yer blooness! Congrats to carosue too fer being da last frum da bottom!
yay! et wurkt!
an yur kittehs is beeyutimous!
*Reaches under kitchen sink, pullz out fyreestinkwisher*
*Sprayz bbq fyre* *Sprayz keshet for lack ov jujmentz*
um…duz ai styll has iibrowz?
Yes, I saved your life and your iibrowz. Butt (!) naw you are a hawt mess! *gives shamwow fer dryups*
ay hawt mess yu says? is taht a gud fing fur wen teh fyermins komes?
OK, ok! *dials da last 1 and explains we had a fire, maybeh fyremens shud come check juss to bee sure ders no hawt spots, only hawt wiminz*
*wayts (im)payshuntlee*
fyremens shud nawt take longtime, they lrvs teh BBQ and teh grilllin.
fireRN1, your bloo name nawt werkin! iz ahcuz me an teh tr0ll haz called too minny tymes?
Nao wuz dat nyce???
Hao canz we callz teh kyoot fyremens to reskew us if u uzez teh fyre extin…extra…putter-outer-thingy?!
*powtz*
*wayts ang-shush-lee foar teh fyrmins tew sayv us awl*
I have put out da fyre and saved teh day. Plz to be careful; and only to be bbqing outdoors or in da bafftub!
Shimpsicolols! Kitteh’s faverite on a hawt summer day!
kitteh luks lik he is counting. Nine… ten… elebenty!
an i LUBS dat liddol white nose!
He cowntz wif teh wishull thinking. …elebenty…nine hundred an elebenty…
Iyes a big eagles no shrimp eagle!
mor shrimps for kitteh, then. He finks nobuddy is gonna miss just wun…or tu.
po kitteh! stuk atween da shwimps adn a wet playce. wut2do, wut2do.
Hmmm.
iz bettah 2 shayre da shwimps adn dey taylols wif wet rags an eatsdem
or slip, adn purrchanct to scweem?
so, 5e, am yoo still dere? ai wuz abowt tew be tellin yew teh tr0ll’s coma dreem…
I am still here, can’t sleep these days four hours a night.
5e,I couldn’t either,but bought a temperpedic mattriss pad. Little spencive,but kittys and I like it~~am getting 6-8 hours sleep in bed,up from 4-5 in bed and 2-4 on couch.
wii haz deh sleep nomber air mattress….. I lubz it!! I set mai side tu 45 adn huzbin setz hiz side tu 80. wii sleepz awl nite and no backache in deh morning!
I can haz shimpie tempurr-a?
Howz abowt a shrimp skampurr-i?
You can haz garlic and lotsa garlic.
Nd U can haz Skope nd lotsa Skope!!!!11!! Nd sum Dentyne gum, nd sum Altoids. Just in case foar teh fyremens PJ!
*Gargglols* *Chomps* *Noms* *Fixes shriimp skampurr-i for da fyremen*
SHWIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!11lebenty!!!!!!!
oboyoboyoboyshwimpyzshwimpyzshwimpyznomnomnom!!!
Sum how I noo u’d b heer!!
*Handz sweet pea a shwimp*
cweenmj. . . .iz being. ..nice to. .. . .sweetpeeeeea. . . .
*faynts*
THUD
Oh deer!!! *halpz Janet up adn ontu deh swooning cowch*
*tukz floofy blankee arownd JCH4K
Here, have a refreshing bevridge! Adn sum schwimpz!
*opens aiez in tinee slitz*
Where am ai???
*sip sip sip teh refreshing beveridge*
Ai had teh stranjest dreem. . . sweetpea wuz heer. . .an cweenmj gav hur sum schwimpz. . . an ai think she smyoled at hur, too!!
*sip sip sip*
*snugglez bak into teh floofy blankee*
*clozes aies again*
Aifinks tehr iz sum hisstry heer taht we nyoo peeps mai nawt noe abowt.
she’s aways picking on me ebben tho i just be a harmless kitteh whif tendrilly b0rg extensions. I finkso teh cween, when she wuz da princess, had an unfortunately experience with a pea unndre her matchress and holds a grudge even though i yam purrrrrrfectly hamrless.
*hopes for more shwimps*
sowwy. ai eeted dems. *urp*
nomilishus, but ai dont liek 2 find da tayles under da cowch…
otay, ai batz dem unner teh fridj. ai keeps dem inna kichin.
Okae….dis bii fotoeshopd, koz dose sii munkeez NEBBA groe!
Is taht t-r-o-l-l mask hawt insied?
did sumbuddy say “troll”? ai am lukkin foar them ahcuz ai lubs them…
ai gess teh jumbo tygur shwimps a liitlol diffrin den teh bryne shwimps.
(yay!)
tawt teh
wud eggsplayn…wuz triun tu bii ufny. ai nose dese arint dem.
ai rememba dose sii munkeez.
NEBBA ddi ehneetink!
even though catses hates water they luv to fish …or shwimp as the case maybe
Oh Hai dere Lurkerz!!
I see u peeking in, lukking arownd, laffing tu urself.
Sumdaze u feel tempted tu joining in,
but, u wunderz, will dey liking mii??
Wut if mai lolspeek iz fail??
Mebbee I nawt b funnee enuf???
Well, LURK NO MOAR, I say!!
Deh Cheezpeepz am bery frendlee!!!
U duzn’t haz tu b funny awl deh time, adn deh lolspeek b opshunlol!!
Tu halp u building up deh kurridge tu delurk, wii will hazzing a DeLurkifikayshun day on Feb 2. Awl day long, frum deh nawt sekkund lol tu deh last. Just jump in and start typing.
Deh onlyest rule heer b tu playing nice!!
Is nawt skayree. Reely. Trust meh.
Moast ob us wuz lurkurz wuns. Go for it. We doan byte (much).
*gently opunz AngelPlumez mouth and & extractz mai arm frum deh teeth*
(lol) yeff ai has teh poyntee ends, but ai is sweet tu doze dat r frenly.
{{{mai cween}}}
Tis awl troo! Ai just luked at teh LOLs fur neerlee six munths befoar ai found teh commints!
Tehn ai moastlee lurked fur three months befoar ai had teh couraj to say enething.
And TEHN ai spoke just plane Ingerlish fur at leest a munth bfoar ai eezed gentlee into LOLspeek.
But it was Melissa (ov teh bloo parrot avatar) hoo said “come on in – teh water’s warm!”
An ai’ve had moar fun since than ai ebber thot pawssibul.
So come awn in, awl yoo lurkers!! The water reelee IZ warm. An itz fresh water (like *ahem* the byootiful Lake Michigan), an there ar no sharks oar jellee fish oar ene biting things (except Angelplume, ov corse
)
{{{janet}} (shaymlessly sukkin up tu teh royaltee)
ia am so glad u encourage peeps to talk. I lurked for a long time before I tried. I think u have a really great idea.
an ai lurked long an long, an red ebberyting ai culd on teh cryer…see wut yoo wudda missed ifn ai had nawt gawt tew brave! Yoo wuld nawt hav yur crazy sunny!
ok…donut eben reply tew taht…teh baron says ai haz tew go naow…
Schmoooooz!
*waivez bai-bai tu deh sunnyhucklol*
Glad u kud stopping in, eben fur a liddlol wyle!
An we doo luv ar crazy sunny!!
and no Herb E Side.
that cat looks so much like my sister’s cat it’s scary O_O
Hold da lemmin pleaz!
*Holdz lemming in wun hand, schwimpz in uzzer.
ok, now wut?
*nom-nom-nom* ob kors! (teh shwimps – doan kayr bowt teh lemmings)
AP, nawt tu bi nomming teh cween plskthx!
SHRIMPZ!!!! DO WANT!!!
Ai kin nomz lawtz n lawtz ov shrimpz.
Appytyzur shrimpz
Boylold Shrimpz
Creelol Shrimpz
D-vayn dem furst
E…
Et tu, fay? Shrimpz
Fryd Shrimpz
Grilold Shrimpz
Hoo durvz wif shrimpz
I…
Infyoozd wiff buddur shwimps
Juss playn shwimps
Kant get enuff ob dem shwimps
L…
Lotz moar shwimps
Marignate… Meringu… soaked in nice stuf shwimps
Not for yu shwimps
O…
OMCC, GMTA, wolfkit!!
Plz tu kuntinue!
Qwunchee shwimpz!!
R…
Line’em up, skarf ‘em down shwimpz
Marinated shwimpz
Nommablol schwimpz
O….
Other peeplols shwimpz
Pepper garlic shwimpz
Quiche wiff shwimpz
Risotto wiff shwimpz
S…
stufft shwimpz
Tender shwimpz
U…..
Umm, u not gonna eat dose shwimps iz u?
Verry tastee shwimps
W…
Undouille sawsaje an shwimpz
Vegematablols an shwimpz
Wice an shwimpz
Xtra fyremens an shwimps
Y…
Y nawt eetz da rest ob da shwimpz
Zillions ob nomilishus shwimps
ohai chezpeeps! u sed lurrkers wuz weklumd, so ai thut I wud stk a wiskka in 2 see ifz ai cud haz a schwimp??? err mebbe 2??? (Syrrh sniffs and looks longingly at da fat n tastee schwimps, tinkin “mebbe moar evins wen nubudee lukin!”)
Ohai, Syrrh! I is pj perry. Nice to meetchu! Halpz yerselve, we have enough schwimpz and drinkees fer everyone! Ok, I not lukin…*peeks* nawt see naffin.
GMTA!!! Hai, pj!!!
I wuz just a liddlol slower dan u. I b lukking at a bead book, planning mai neggst beady project. so many kewt fingz tu making…….
bead book? shineee bead? ooooooooooooooooh!
is tru, in cheezland there is always lots of gud stuffs and it haz no kalorez and no sugarz an suthymes der is kake! I will gives you a butterflyed shrimp fried in peenut oyl with sause to dippify it in. Nom!
oh hai!! *extends floofy paw uv welkum* halping urself, Syrrh!! dehre b plenty uv shwrimpz!!
Yay! I gots anudder lolcat on teh main page, 2 moar an ai can gets a lolbuilder badge from the lolcat scouts!
w000t!!!w000t!!!!! U b a gud lolbuilder!!
Salutez to you, psycho-squirrel! Nice lol, gr8 abvatar!
Gud fer yu!!!! Yu bilds gud LOLs, yu duz!
Ai wundurs ifn yu bees relaytid tu teh littol orfling skwirrl ai raysd a cuppol ob yeers agon. Hur naem wuz Skweek, but moastlee seh wuz cawld YuLiddolMayneeak. As in ‘Geddaown frum der, YuLiddolMayneeak!’ and ‘Geddoff mii, YuLiddolMayneeak!’ and ‘Stawp bieting mii, YuLiddolMayneeak!’ and ‘Stawp chaesing teh kittehs an teh nayboars, YuLiddolMayneeak!’
Seh libs in Teh Big Wuds nao, ware ai sispekts seh terreraisis ohaikurs an mowntin baikurs until dey gibs hur awl der fuds an stufs.
:snerk:
u am such a nicewitch! raizing a babeh skwirrl musta taked a lotta pay shuntz.
Ware da halp are da damz fyremenz, anyway!!!
me finks diz is gud plays 2 b! Lozza nyce peeps, and fuds dat doan mak u fat. Kinna git bedder den dat! Concatualyshuns, psychosquirrel fer gettin de lolcat poosted. Dat be no easee feet! Doan let mai offspringz seez yur nayme. He fownd a fat squerrlz in de seawall yestiddy an chazed it sumpin terrble. Ai wuz ‘fraid he wud bork heez leg on da rocks, but heez gud climin kitteh. Cheezpeeps iz heez favrit, an he filz mai ‘puter up wit de pichurs of dem woild kittehs.
Duz nawt maike noe nevvurmynde tuu Kitteh: shwimpis oar goaldfyshes:
awl bees seefuud; awl iys guud….(her ar nawt fusseey….!)