
Lighten up, Bob. Burning a hole through him isn’t going to get our bowl filled any quicker.
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Lighten up, Bob. Burning a hole through him isn’t going to get our bowl filled any quicker.
Picture by: Tara Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
Trie rubbin gainst hims leggz an meeowin
Oh hai anni!!
I duz a liddlol chair dans fur ur nawt-sekkund
wigglol, wigglol, waiv deh armz!
tappity toes, wigglol, waive,
Jazz pawz!!!
Thx, mai cween! Chare dans iz awl Ai can mannij deez dais!
ohai ebbrywun! an conga rats anni as purr yuszhul
anna hug
cween, ai joynz inn yur chare dansdansdans – mai chare be on weelz, dis gud fun! (orlthow ai du wisch dat wen chare stawps wibblin de rest ob mee wud!)
I hatez wen dat happunz.
Conga rats on nawt sekkund anni! *playz kazoo wile da cween dansdansdanses*
Thx drgnfly!
I fink Bob iz tryin to mezzmr… hippyno… mayke tha hoomin do his bidding wif HIS MINED!!1!!!
it usually werkz!! 0.o
Must…bai…elebenty…cans…ob…toona…an…fresh…nipps…
Hahaha. Berry gud drgnfly!
Oh Hai dere Lurkerz!!
I see u peeking in, lukking arownd, laffing tu urself.
Sumdaze u feel tempted tu joining in,
but, u wunderz, will dey liking mii??
Wut if mai lolspeek iz fail??
Mebbee I nawt b funnee enuf???
Well, LURK NO MOAR, I say!!
Deh Cheezpeepz am bery frendlee!!!
U duzn’t haz tu b funny awl deh time, adn deh lolspeek b opshunlol!!
Tu halp u building up deh kurridge tu delurk, wii will hazzing a DeLurkifikayshun day on Feb 2. Awl day long, frum deh nawt sekkund lol tu deh last. Just jump in and start typing.
Deh onlyest rule heer b tu playing nice!!
“Deh onlyest rule heer b tu playing nice!!”
Oh man now I can’t throw this snowball *5eags drops snowball kicks the snow around looking sad*
good morning! ad leest kitteh nawt bite hims hed wen sleepin…i can sleep thru da intents ebil starin adn glarin.
but, duzn’t it burn???
Iffin it bing snowinged ware him at, mite bing gud fing, maby…aifinkso
So-o appropos–Looks just like Bob and he’s powering up teh lasers as we speak!
Ohai, peepz. Congratz, Anni, on your furvest-from-last.
*joins in the dansdansdansing. Gets up and cha chas across teh room, executes a quick spin and rhumbas back*
Whew! Where’s mai oring jyoos and soda water?
Ohai Q. Taht waz fery enejetik ov u. U sertnlee needz a jyoos afta taht.
Ohai, frends! Hao u b?
Ai be cawld! an ai haz 2 goe owt fur mai papur. Bai!
Ai b recubberin frum carp-ow tonn-el sirgeree.
Ohai KayKitteh
U haf 2 hans or 1 hans fixt?
iz yu typeeng wif yur towes? hoap yu wil bi feeline bettur!
Basement kitteh can haz teh angree eyes!!!
I has a qweshun: If teh fud dish is MT, and awlso teh kittehs’ bellies, hao can Bob be powerin’ up teh lazer iiz uv cat ass trophy?
Iz sola powa – seez teh raze comin in fru teh window?!
Duz kittee hab a feed-in tarrif foar himz soh-lah sistim ?? * Ohai OCM *
Ohai PB. Aifink if him haz a feed-in tarriff he shud plug it into hiz fud dish.
Tarriff wuz teh oald tirm foar bed n bord (mungsd uvverz) !!
Hao mutsh nd wot shud him pai ??
2 mowsees yu sai ?? Remiens mi ob a cartuun wair teh kittee nd teh mowsy hab a deel !!
* Cud hab been Sylvester on Bugz Bunnee Sho *
Lyke teh end ob teh show, itz tiem foar mi tu go !! ( sea ya !! )
Tahts all fokes! Nitie nite PB.
Um… howbowt he catchies 2 mousies ebery day? U fink taht wud do?
Oopsi – ai slipt. Wrong plais.
ai tink ai ken sii huz ben empteeen teh nomz bowl…
*uthur kitteh wistlols innoscentli*
Layzurr Ieez Kitteh
needz rememburr dat Hewminz
habz ‘poazzibbill fumbz!
Layzurr Ieezd Hewminz
no canz oapen Gooshee Fud
Canz oarz Beeg Fud Bagz!!
Layzurr Iee Kitteh
needz 2 rubz andz sheddz aginnst
t3h Beeg Gye’z pantz legg!!!
Jack.
… but it sure is fun to watch him skwirm!
It’s Scourgeth
lol.
Random cat from Warriors; black w/ ice-blue eyes.
rofl x3
Sadlee, Bob dint lysten; him kept hiz lazur-beems awn hi wen he turneded arownd tuu anser teh ovver kitteh; iyn teh prohcess, he setted teh cowch pillowes awn fyre; teh emergencee vehickles ar jes rowndyng teh korner awn 2 weels daown teh rode rite naow…..!!!
Whut ebil lerks inna harts ub kitteh…. The ShadowCat knodes
NazgLoL
Like my capshuns?
“I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?”
“I tellz you to phone 555-2368!”
MY EYES!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN LOL