
So….where’s the lobster?
akshuly i nos wants wun anemor
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So….where’s the lobster?
akshuly i nos wants wun anemor
Picture by: Minxy Caption by: Minxy1 via Our LOL Builder
ai haz a hungree
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !!
Hao am yu todai ?? Iz teh wite fing in teh sky todai ??
Dere iz a littlol briteniss in teh clowds, an it’s stopt raynin!
conga rats tu PB an annipuss bofe!
ai wud ofur yu sum noms tu silly brayt butt(!) ai nieds tu nipp tu de shawps nawt-sekkund. an ai doze nawt wisch tu goe – iz koaldnmizblol an ai nieds tu kiep wharm beefor toniets purrforumuns – hmm, no lunsch eyethur. luks liek a trip iz in oarder!
oarders, ennywun, wile ai iz owt dere?
Purrhapz sum niec suup nd littlol sawft bred rolz ?? Thx nd ohai !!
rite – soop noe problim (ai maeks it hoam-maid) – bred, hmm, yu noez ai aer in Jurrmuny, riet? de wurds “sawft” an “bred” du nawt goe in de saem sentuns… neerest ai can du iz an ubben-reddy Fronsh baget. Nies an hawt thow!
Yez, ai noze teh jurmanz purrfur mutsh diffrint bred !!
Fronsh Bag-it iz gud ennitiem !!
Wi can haz jurman bred at gurmin suupermarkts (Aldi) in OZ !!
Hao iz teh sinning sofa in vinta ?? No soar frote, ai hoap ??
ROFL ai red “sinning sofa” an meedyutlee fort awf de carstin cowch befoar ai wurked it owt!!
iz… intrustin, fanks! wee awl hab coalds an floo an stuf from tym tu tym (tuch wud ai aer OK fur toneiyt) soe menny ob de purrforumunses haz ghest singerers, hoo reely doant noez whut theyz ment to du awn staeij – yu haz to wisspurr distrukshuns an hoap fur de besst!! fankes fer arskin!
*snerk* – I likes the brekfust roals we gottat the camping ground in Dierhagen dough… soft – not so much – nommilishus- very much!
o yess, dey noes hau tu maek nommy bred heer. Jus nawt soft an nommy! (*piks sordid seids owt of teef*)
I misses da Brotchen! Crispi owtside, sawft inside…Yummy!
Iz nawt in heer…
Mmmm dis bag has da smell ob fishies, i may stay heer fur awile.
Maybe de fisshies will mateeril . . metrials . . turn up.
* Finnishez eetin himz fish dinna !! Lobs teh scrapz in teh bag … *
O !! Ai didnut sea yu in tehre …..
heh, heh !!
Ohai Drgnfly !! Wi hab nawt met !! * Offis blak floofy paw tu shaik !! *
Ohai poussinboi! I has been lurkin fur awile and jus let de cat out ob da bag yestaday. Iyam practisin fur delurkificashun dai. *Shaiks floofy paw wif a vigger* Nicetameetcha!
Ai viggerd taht !!
* Woz it a lobstar bag ?? *
Walkum drgnfly! *offers grey floofee paw in walkum*
*shaikes grey paw wif wun uf mine own* Fankew annipus!
ohai drgnfly! ai liekd de cat owt ob bag comint, in reelayshun tu de pickshur abuv!! a hyooj welcum tu yu.
I wuz akchewly finking “cat” nawt “bag”! I wizh i cud be funee wen i wanna
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Ohai OzcatMum !! Hao bi teh hawt vest tudai ??
* Kittee beleeb in mirrocoil ob teh fisheez… ?? Whu nose !! *
Ohai PB. Waz berry berry hot todai. 38 !! Luckee for me ai waz in werk wif haircon dishning awl dai, gettink mai clalsrm awl reddie. Uderwais ai maybe frieing. Awlso lukee de littlol kiddlies nawt starting skool til Munday wen it sposed to be cewler.
Maybe de lofes an de fisshies?!
Kidz habbit teh gud nao wib eggnishnerz in teh clarsruum !!
Wi onli had seeling fanz wen PB wuz at skool !!
Teetching littlol
bratzkidlets; du nawt wont !!Me too. Onli fanz an fiers. Nao iz awl eggnishd. Mosly ai yoos de fans caws it be helfier but nawt todai!!!
Ai iz lukkee – ai haz nise skool wif nise kidlies. Kwite smorl as well so nawt too pleh. Sum r nawt an aim happee nawt to be at der skool. Can be hard werk.
I found Nemo….
butt (!!) I eated him…
I was jes here for the halibut
U aer in teh rite plaice
ize haddock up tu heer wid yur joaks.
Don’t be so crabby lovecat.LOL
Oysteer cleer ob taht !!
Don’t u clam innoscents!
Shark’d yooz sum fresh air in heer …
I fish I cod b zandering u sum owf our cold!
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Nao ai can hier yor chermin aggsent !! Izt gut !! *
!!
* JCH4K sez wi lolspeke wiv hour oan akscents
* PB flounders foar anubber pun .. *
Ai can net tihnk ob wun … !!
butt(!) wat?
Ohai adn good moarning, peepz. erm…just trying to remember teh last time I 8 lobsta. If ai owned a house, I could get a second mortgage and go buy one
Ai haz nebber had lobstur an hab noe wish ebber 2 chaynj dat!
is so delicious, Anni. Weird looking, true, but nommy nonetheless
I haz nebber had alsew. I yam ‘lergic to shellfishies, anyfing dat turns pink wen you cook it. Dat inclewds sammon.
Ai lub me sum salmon, juss doan’t fansee ennee shellfish – sept prawns!
i’m getting hongree
Hab sum hoam-maid supe (frum tlc upfred) !! * cud bi lobstar .. *
Da first tyme i ate sammon my mam sed “Oh iz soo gud yu will lubs it!” an i sed ” Iz it supozed to make my mowf tingle lik chewin tinnyfoil?” ob cowrse she den sed “Spit it owt naow!” Ahh memrees
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Ai aer lukkee nawt 2 hab ennee sryus allerjeez – muss maek lief hard.
No wurries. Is not a kant breeve fing more of a pleh tummy fing.
Dat salmon be a sellfish eeter!!!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
Nyse tah meetcha!
*Shekees paw bak* Nice to meet yu tu! Yur kitteh lucks like ma Henri, vrry snorgly bellee.
Oh dear!!!! Dat sounds horriblol, drgnfly! Oh, and welkum! *extends feeler to shake …. wotebber appendage u wish to shake wif*
Ai sends u a fwend rekwest. u is lucky to habs bof kittehs and goggies!
Hello drgnfly! Welcome! *extends a hand* i dont speak lolspeak, but Im here way more than the other sites.
Hi Grantski! It’s nice to meet you too (See I’m bi-lingual
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If u lib in Oz it be berry sad nawt to laik lobster (we corl it crayfish) an prorns an moreton bay bugs (yes, reel sehlfish) an crab an … orl dat. Cos we hab soooo menny an dey ar gud wuns. I haz a crab wif de chilli sors las nite. Yumyumyum.
*Shakes feeler wif paw* Guten tag Upfi! Yu is Germish, yes? Is not sew bad, see ma commint tu anni. I feel lucky to hab ma furry bebbes.
I dont know what lobster you iz talking ab*burp*………..well….oops.
Nao yu in big big trubbil !! Taht wuz mi lobztuh !!
Ota break in up you two(Grantski&poussinboi). Don’t need to be crabby.
Iz myne !! Myne myne myne !! * wontabit ?? *
Fanks fur all de warm wellcums but iz beriberiberi late in ma time. Nite All!
nite nite! sleep tite!
Nite nite !!
ohai ebberywun! *deep breff* AI JSUT HADNED IN MAI PeeAchDee!!!1!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woot woot woot!!!
Wooo Hoooo !!
Teh Dockter iz INN !!!!11!!!!
Handed it in your PHD? are you retiring?
Congrachermilashuns, Gizmo. Clappity clappity
WOHOOOOOOOO!!!!
*opuns bottlol awf shampayn*
PENG!!!
oops, there goes mah ceiling lite… Sry ceiling cat, didunt mean to disturb u…
*pours shampayn in purty glasses*
*hands glasses to ebbrywun*
*clink!*
To teh berryberry soon-to-be DR. GIZMO! YAY!
Cheerz! To almos-Dr Gizmo. Fanks HCR. Lufs de bublols.
fankees ebberywun! ai has SUCH a releef dats its ober! *gulpgulpgulp…ai mene…sipsipsips teh shampayn wifahappee*
Nao awl we needz iz de lobstar (or de prawns fur sum wat dusent laik lobstar) tu haf wif de shampain bublols. Den it be a partypartyparty!
Or we can jus haf cayk – alwais de cayk. Wat sort ov cayk u laik Gizmo?
*Gizmo weels in a beeg trollel full uf lobster, prawns adn sordid shelfishies on teh wun syd, adn den fresh froot, cheeses, breds and piclols on teh uffer syd. Den, on teh fird syd, der be cayk – choklit, vanillee, carrot, fudge, stroberre adn ebbery uffer type yu can imajin*
here yu are, cheezfrends – a nise feest fur ebberywun tu say fankoo fur awl yur kynd foughts and commints! plese tu halp yurselfs!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
*burp*
8)
Oops !!
* Big cheezee smilol !! (gotta cleen mi teef ) *
ohai Gizmo – menne congratumalayshins!!! izza BEEEG fing tu hand inn yur PeeAishDee AN fien de tiem tu prepair dis sooprb selskshun ob seefudz!
*reeches owt fur lobstar – nomnomNOM!*
nau yu can reedz awl de rubischee buks yu haz bin yurnin fur fer at leest sucks munfs. Sept nau yu sudinly woant wunt to reed dem, LOL! Enjoi de GUD fielin!!
yay! *aplol sauce aplol sauce*!!!
Let’s go out in my sunny garden and have a bbq or mebbeh sum keesh an salad as sillibratoree noms!!!
Shut teh daww !! Itz freezign !!
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* Wottisit ?? Mynuss elebenty?
only minus 7,8 degrees celcius…
We got about two inchies of snow today – everyfing luks fresh an cleen again!
Duz Buster stil enjoi teh wintur wunderlan oar stai insied ??
He’s mostly insied – he stays outsied for about 10 minutes at a thyme and comes back in very very noyd about the coald… He tries to catch the snow when it’s snowing – very kyoot!
Goggies laik kidlets – dey wantz to go owtside butt(!) itz too cold (or hawt, or windee) so dey jus get a noid an coming bak in. Den day blaims us.
Wantz tu spiek wiv manaj…, meneg… person in chrarge aboutz teh false adbitising .
Summin fishy goinon.
Becuz Kitteh hadded wunce unhappilee wound up inna saime shaupping bag wif a live lohbstur komming hoem frum teh mahrket, her naow wisely prefurred tunnah…..!
dis is adorable.