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Your cat goddess awaits her sacrifice– the dog and gerbil should do nicely.

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  1. annipuss says:

    An teh hamster….

  2. skwirrlgrrl says:

    bath them and bring them to meh

    • *boop* ;)
      Grate to see yoo! Hao ar yoo dooing??

    • lolnascar says:

      hai gais! I be doin ok, altho my oldman kitteh is not :-( Kidney’s are the fail :-( I gots him at home on teh IV’s tho…hopefully i can get him to the point of maintaining on the sub-que fluids.

      • booklion says:

        shmoo to yu, lolnascar, and beems fur yur oldman kitteh.

        • tessm says:

          ohai lolnascar — pls to be havin gud hoapes foar Wheezer! Mai Morgan is 17+ and we haz kept him going foar almost 3 yeerz now wiv sub-q fluids.

          Excellent online resources here:

          veterinarymedicine.dvm360.com/vetmed/article/articleDetail.jsp?id=478487&pageID=1&sk=&date=

          and also at
          felinecrf.com

      • skwirrlgrrl says:

        oh noes… sorry to hear that lolnascar!! it’s teh hard when they start getting old… my OLKs (old lady kittehs) will be fifteen this year. I know ur OMK is prolly happy he is home, at least.
        {{{{lolnascar and OMK}}}}}

      • lolnascar says:

        Fanks gais…his name is Wheezer. He’ll be 19 in april! We’ve been thru a lot together :-) I think this time he’s happy his mom is perfeshunal vet teck…duzzn’t have to be stuck in hospital dis whole time ;-)

        • skwirrlgrrl says:

          omcc! I has a Weezer too!
          (Ackshully is Weezy (Louise).. but I calls her Weezer all teh time)
          Plz to give Wheezer a snuggle for me ♥

        • Oh, an pleez gib him a snuggl frum me, too!

          Mai Mitzi wuz 21 wehn she died, an hur sun Florian followed hur 6 weeks layter at aige 20.

          Ai noe we awl luv ar kittehs, no madder hao old tehy ar. Wun ov mai moast beluved kittehs wuz hardlee a yeer awld – but we had just bonded. But wehn yoo hav them fur so mennee yeerz. . . itz so hard to looze them. Tehy ar such a part ov yur nermal laif.

          And hooray fur him being able to be hoam. That’s such a happee thing fur him! ;)

          • gremlin says:

            I wanted to chime in here with sum sad gnus: and to say pleez to sending owt beems for PB2K, hooz kitteh (hoo wuz 15 and had a seezure yestiday) just krosst teh brij. I do nawt noes if she will be online today, but she and JD – teh kitteh hoo is left – ar sadly greeving her Zoli kitteh.

            I hope she wuld nawt mynd mah sharing this info she rote to teh cheezfrenz list:

            “Ms. Zoli went into the closet, hauled out her flying carpet, gave me a schmoo on the nose and a hedbonk on my heart and flew over the Rainbow Bridge.” – from PB2K

            I has ritinged owr cween, to ask her to let teh Nite Watchman gno to be on teh lukkowt. And I noes owr kittehs hoo has gon befor us will be welkuming her Zoli at teh Meddow today.

            {{{{{{{{{{{{{PB2K and Zoli and JD}}}}}}}}}}}

            • skwirrlgrrl says:

              so sorry to hear that….
              {{{{{PB2K & JD}}}}}

              • Oh, an ai am too!! :cry:

                This haz given mee the instant leekee aiez. We noe hao much PB2K luved hur kittehs. An hao much comfurt they were wehn she wuz so sik.

                An waht she rote iz so tuching. “Hedbonk on my hart.” Exquisite.

                {{{{{{PB2K & JD}}}}}

                • OzcatMum says:

                  Ai haz teh leekee aiz too an ai doan efen no PB2K. Berry sweet fings she sed abowt her kitteh. Mayd me haf a lump ina frowt. Pleez to pars on teh {{{}}} Gremlin.
                  Mai ol tux cat Charlie waz 14 wen he had teh can-sir in 2008 so we sed gudnite an set him free. Too sad. Eben mai biggie boyz (23, 25) had teh lots ob teers.

                  • gremlin says:

                    {{OzcatMum}} Losin a kitteh brings owt teh liddlol lost kryin behbeh in eech of us, Ifinkso. I still kries over mah kitteh hoo went to teh brij 5 goin on 6 yeerzago. (I mayd a meddow for heem in mah own bakyard: is kawled Gremlin’s Meadow, and awl teh anymals noes they kin find peace, comfort, and safety ther.)

                    I has tole PB2K that awl of yoo ar halping to karree her sorrow – and by doing so, we hope we ar nawt multiplying it but dividing it for her.

                    • tessm says:

                      {{{Gremlin}}} that is such a nyse ideea! ur own liddul meadow. *snifful*
                      and uv corse {{{PB2K}}} must hav lots of snorgles in hur tyme uv sadness.

                      • gremlin says:

                        I adds moar posies every yeer to that meddow. Ther ar tulips in teh frunt, fancy wuns! And a hole bunch of perennials right after that (menneh kynds of gaillardia and columbine on teh rite side), and then I started adding even moar taller stuffs in a middle area, such as meadow rue and meadowsweet.

                        I tries to pick stuffs that teh pollinators will lub, and I put a humminburd feeder at teh front middlol. Teh liddlol burdies kaym ther often last yeer. Sumtiems teh deer wanders in, and wun yeer a muther and fawn spent teh hole last day of deer seezon safely kurled up in teh wuds nearby. *smiols thinking bowt that* Mah Grem wuld lyke that, ifinkso.

                        • OzcatMum says:

                          Sowns byootiful. All taht flours an teh deers – sowns lyk a nuttha contree – wait! It iz!
                          Mai gardn can haf big an littlol lizzds an menny birdies. Mai old kitteh Max sitz ona lettybocks wif a Willy Wagtail (littlol blak birdie) ebery day. Aim jus traing to teech mai littlol kittehs (10 monfs an jus 1 yr) nawt to chays teh lizzds.

                    • OzcatMum says:

                      Ofanks Gremlin. Ai mayd a memry spot wif a tree fur Charlie too butt(!) nawt a hole meadow. Mai bakk gardn iz nawt so big. Ai haz had kittehs awl mai laif (abowt elebenty yeers) an Charlie wuz teh nawt-seccun wun ai ever haf to put ina gardn. Awl teh uvers wer going away to sleepz in peece wen dey got to teh oldman stayg. tey jus no itz dere taim an tey go awai.

                • leekie aiez heer too. and sniffos. {{{{PB2K and JD}}}

            • catena says:

              beemz tu lite teh wae tu teh meadoe
              weer teh gras iz sofe adn swete
              adn manee neuw kitteh frens wil bii welkumen

            • Italiana says:

              {{{PB2k, JD, adn Zoli}}}. Awl owur hart-kittehs hoo are in teh Princess Mu Meddow wyl welkum Ms. Zoli wif oapun pawses.

            • willy boy says:

              {{{{{{{{PB2K n JD an Zoli}}}}}}}}}}

            • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

              Fank yoo bery muches fer posting dis, gremlin! I haz nawt bin posting liek I shuld bi…stoopy reel lyf stuffs keep mii from attending to teh importint fings in lyf, lyk ICHC. An I meened to say sumfing heer, but yoo haz taken gud kayr ov mii an teh JD!!

              An fank yoo awl fer yur gud wishes!!! I (an teh JD) appreciayts dem bery bery bery muches! Dey helps wif teh borked hart stuffs, yesh dey duz.

              • MomCatAnna says:

                Sew soree to heres about yer loss of Zoli kitteh.
                {{{{{{PB2K and JD}}}}}}}

                Evenshulee you wil meat agin in deh Med-owe

            • turbofloof says:

              {PB2K, JD, Zoli}

              I haz ur sadz todai tew…

        • gremlin says:

          {{{{lolnascar and OMK Wheezer hoo iz almost 19}}}}} Gud helth and long lyfe to yor kitteh!

        • Win! foar bein able to bring Wheezer hoam! Fingers and toeses crossed that ur plan will be werkin.

        • willy boy says:

          lolnascar…yur naim iz familyur…..haz wee met?

          *Beems fro yur wheezer*

          • lolnascar says:

            Hmm WB..i used to be postin awl teh time, but then i kinda stopt. But I noes ders alwais frenly peeps here in ICHC, new frens and ol frens :-) Duz u know me from my blog? R U a racin fan?

      • catena says:

        beemz!
        mai nawt sekkund kitteh (wii adoptified herz as en olda kitteh) ddi wel fur manee monfphs awn teh fluydz.

  3. dacatwizard says:

    all bow all bow tu da goddessss

  4. carosue says:

    kan of gushifud, maybe, too

  5. So byootiful to be so crewel!

  6. Nennepus says:

    Parentleh – she hasn’t been to the famoose rodints are frends not noms-konsert…
    *hands kitteh a gold vershun of teh tee-shirt*

    • Gud thinking!

      *sets up stawl next to teh TY Boo Teek wif “ROE DENTS AR FRENDZ ~ NAWT NOMS!!” tee-shurts.

      GET YUR ‘FRENZ NAWT NOMS’ SHURTS HEER!!! AWL SIZEZ STILL ABALU. . .AVEEL. . .IN STAWK. Whyte wif multi-colored pikchoor of kittehs playing peasablee together wif teh roe dents in teh Princess Mu Medow.

      • booklion says:

        Dats in teh Princess Mu meadow. Here on dis syde ov teh brij, we needs to eet teh fuds aour boddies need.
        Or do like Maurice, and onny eet rodints as cannot talk (teh non-majiklol wunds)

  7. keshet says:

    cans ai sackreefice ay tin uv toona insted?

  8. Jack Deth says:

    Goarjuss Bayjj Kitteh
    lubz 2 playz in Prittee Wun’z
    favyritt Joolree Bawkz!

    Prittee Shynee Feengz
    luukz so beeyootiffull dat
    Kitteh wawntz keepz dem!!

    Goarjuss Bayjj Kitteh
    deesydez dat hurz shoodz sleepz in
    coazee Joolree Bawkz!!! :-)

    Jack.

  9. bluesfan473 says:

    Heds wil roll…an den bee chaisd akross teh floor.

  10. Italiana says:

    “Goldkitteh … she’s the cat, the cat with the Midas touch,
    The lolcat’s touch.”

  11. cweenmj says:

    Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
    erm…. No, not ur tenshunz. :roll: Ur Atenshunz.

    Anownsingment!!

    I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.

    I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.

    “So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
    It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!

    “Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
    Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.

    “Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
    Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’

    • cweenmj says:

      Hmmph!! sumhow dis messij lost deh last bit. lemmee just tak it on heer.

      “Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
      Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.

      “Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
      Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.

      See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)

      • turbofloof says:

        I am a lurker. Yesterday, I put my darling precious dog to sleep. I am so heartbroken. I am lost without him. I had to come to work today because regulatory documents – that I have to write – are due today, but instead of working, I keep staring at my computer. I want my dog back so badly! God, I just miss and love him so much!

        • turbofloof says:

          Ohhhh! That’s his little face on my avatar. I had forgotten that I’d put that up there, and seeing it just breaks my heart into a million pieces!

          • Nennepus says:

            {{{{{{{Turbofloof}}}}}}}
            *wraps Turbofloof inna floofeh cheezeland blanket and gibs hur a cup of koko*

          • 3kittymomma says:

            {{{{turbofloof}}}} I am soo sorry to hear about your beloved doggy. Most of us hear have lost a pet and can sympathize with the pain you are feeling. You will always carry him in your heart and and have your wonderful memories.

          • Italiana says:

            ohai, turboflool! *extendses floofy paw uv frendshyp*.. Ai izz soe sawree taht yur goggie has crosst teh brijj. Itz myt helpz yu tu goe tu teh Cheezetown Cryer adn reed abowet teh Princess Mu Meadow, wair awl owur hart-kittehs adn hart-goggies hoo hav krost teh raynboe brijj kan goe.

            {turbofloof}

          • cweenmj says:

            {{{{{{{{turbofloof}}}}}}}}

            Him wuz a pritty boy,, yes indeed!!

            iz berry hard tu werking wen ur hart iz borking……
            Welkum tu Cheezland…. I hopez u will haz happier daze here.

            • bluesfan473 says:

              {{{{{{turbofloof}}}}}} so sorry for your loss. It is so hard to have to make such a decision, even when we know in our hearts that it is the right thing. Your sweet doggy is safe in the meadow with all our heart kittehs and doggys to play with.

          • willy boy says:

            {{{{{{{{{{turbofloof}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

          • turbofloof says:

            Thank you for your kind words, you wonderful Cheeze People. Your sweetness & wisdom really helps so much!

            And, I apologize for saying “God” the way I did. I’m usually much more polite. I’m just overcome today & lost my manners.

        • Oh turbofloof! Hao verree crewel taht oo has to be at werk!

          Wehn mai beloved Cleo died, ai did nawt go to werk teh neggst day. We buried hur neggst to hur muther under a holly bush at a frenz haus.

          An teh neggst day – ai cud nawt tawk. An teerz kept rolling daon mai fayce.

          Mai offiss had an intervyoo that day wif ar lokal noospaypurr about ar program. An awl ai cud say wuz “ai can’t tawk – mai dog just died.”

          But in teh noozpaypurr artikul, ai apparentlee sed awl kinds ov interesting things about ar program.!! ;) Mai grate staff filled in fur mee – an teh reporter understood teh problim!

          This is SOOO hard. Ai noe. An having to put tehm to sleep seems to be eben werse than if they die awn there own.

          {{{{{{{{turbofloof}}}}}}}} Just trai to get trhoo the day an doo waht yoo must.

          An noe that yoo have MANY frenz heer hoo ar moarning wif yoo.!!

        • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{{{{Turbofloof & Goggie}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
          Ai am soe verree sorree foar yuur loss….Ai haz had tuu put daown 2 Lolbradoars adn a kitteh iyn teh past, two ov tehm wif Cancer….nawt too menny fings hurtez az muches az haveing tuu duu taht…. Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures….(I had to take my present Lab to the vet today….I thought he might be terminal ….he isn’t ….thank you, CC, thank you …. :cry: )

    • This iz a WUNDERFUL idea!! ;-)

      But it needz to bee at teh tawp! Where they can see it bedder!

    • IndiAndFinn says:

      Ais a bit ov a lurker, but nawt as mutch as ai wuz. But ai wanns to aks a kwestchun an ai no noes where to….. Hoep yew dun maind ai putten et heer!! How ai get an abatar up bai mai naem? Iz prolly sumfin obvius, but ai no noes hao!!! Diolch yn fawr!! :) xxx

  12. Ivory Bill says:

    heer is teh cat goddess, see
    an she sez mos’ modesslee
    awl teh noyin aminals ucee
    tehy awl belongs tomee.

  13. two_kittehs says:

    Hairless monkeh, worship meh

  14. Nennepus says:

    It just dawned on me!!!
    She’s just like the Gayer-anderson kitteh at the British museum!!!

  15. Becuz Kitteh wuz soe bedazzleded bye her own bling, her eises turneded teh saime kolor az her jewehlreey….! :wink:


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