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Wares teh noms an drinkies?
Datz wun reezun iz laym — noe nomz
alsew missyng teh cabana bois.
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! U n I iz teh tyd! Less goe 2 teh Tybooteek! Watcha wanna gitz 2 sillybrayt?
Wunder iffn dere ia ennee coff meds in teh tye booteek! Ai haz had dis coff sins Krissmus an Ai aer biginnin 2 get tyred uv it!
Ew … sintz Christmas? Haz U seed Dr. Tinycat yit? U mite b teh havvin sumfin werser dan jess uh koff…
.
How bowt sum hot tee wif limming n hunny innit? Mebbe uh sinnymin stik 2 stur it wif…
Ai haz had 2 lots uv auntie bye o’ticks and bean Xrayd (dat wuz cleer) – Ai has had bronkietus an teh coff iz hangin abowt.
Mai XYL can had teh bronkytiss awlsew n herz koff stuk rownd 4 uh wyl sorta liek dat… Hoap U gitz teh beddurer sune!
Thx Aahz! Ai raver hoep it goez sune 2!
ai’m shur Annipuss must hav had teh piggeh flu! Taht iz wun thing ai hav herd about it – lots ov koffkoffkoff tath goes awn an awn fur a long taim.
U aer rite, Ai got teh piggyfloo fur Krissmuss!
Worst gift ever!
Akchoolee, the piggyfloo wuz nawt az bad az sum cawlds Ai haz had – juss leff me wied opin fur teh bronkietus.
Ai ugree. Pawr pressnt from Santa Clors. Nawt happee to heer u r koffin Annipuss. Pleez to getz well soon. {{Annipuss}}
congranulashuns on yor nawt sekkind, annipuss.
Thx BamaCat – Ai aer nawt shore iffn we haz been interdoosed. Ai offur may flooffee paw in walkum!
I acsepts and offers mine own back. iz been around, just nawt so obvee.. obviiou… Ai been lurkin
Glad u has disiedid 2 dibe in!
Ennyfing dat meen kitteh gittin wet iz awlwaiz laym…
corngranulashuns to u 2, Aahz, on yore nawt sekkind. hav funz at teh ty bow teek.
Fanky, BamaCat! Iz U n Bama naow oar did U goe 2 Bama oar did U bornded n Bama?
2 outta 3. ai iz n Bama, went to Bama — bornded elswur. iz kold n rainy here naow.
O, ware iz mai mannurz? Gud 2 meetcha!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
U iz gittin watt we iz bowt 2 gitz — I b n Jorja… Haowsumebber, I winted 2 Bama ware teh elolfantz haz teh dental prollumz…
*extends floofee pau of frendship and clapses yours.*
Ai gots fambly in Jorja too. mebbe owr dennal probs are nawt so bad ennymor, huh?
I dunno — teh Bama elolfantz Tusks-R-Looser
Taroo. Dats where I is. Haou could i fergits dat great Marx Bros line!! i wuz sorta finking abt us bein a drinkin taun wif a football prollem dere fer a while…
Naow U iz uh drinkin taown wif uh champeen futbol teem. Noe prollum!
Hao cud yoo indeed!!!
Gud fur yoo, Aahz, to get BamaCat to tell so much about hisself! He iz nawt usuallee so tawkativ!
ohai, BamaCat! Nyse tu meechu!
*ekstendz floofy paw uv frendshyp tu BamaCat*
Fankies, Italiana! berry kool to haz such fine frenz!
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Da SEC izz dabest! Congarats awn teh Nashunul Champeenshyp! (wih is teh hyooj UF fanz)
Big fankies!! Lotsa sillybrashuns roun here fore shore. u rite. SEC dabess!
YEH!!1! Haow bowt dat TIDE?!?
Wull, im prowd for dem too. Fankies, ebrydobby.
Wham, bam, ballpeen hamma’,
Let’s go, Alabama!
ROOOOOOOLLLL Tide!
(eeben tho ai LURVZ mai Gatorz, ai givz creddyt wair creddyt izz duu)
u izza gud cheezfren.
*bonk* *purr*
Ohai awl u footballish peeps. Iz dis football teh gridd eyeron? Aim gessing iff u r awl in Bama an Jorja etc dis is nawt ‘socka’ football. Sowns laik sumbodee haaz teh winning.
yes – dis be de gridd eyeron. Iz Amerikun footzball. Bery big all ober. Ai is a Okie (Oklahoma) – uverwise known as a “Sooner” oar Boomer-Sooner.
*nao ai libes in Warshing-tun (state – nawt D.C.) and still a big Sooner fan*
Marco …
Polo
kittehs iz gitten reddeye tu gib u teh purrmamint marco wif teh pointee ends Aifinkso.
OMCC – where’s the pool boy and our libations???
*Calls room serbice* “we ordered da toona martoonees over an r ago!”
We’re all in our places, with bright shiney faces.
O, yeh, rite … if dem kittehz haz teh shiney faysiz, I izza Chyneez ayveeayter…
Hoo Fli Hi?
Long Duk Dong?
Mai bruvverz-n-lol b Chyneez knights — deyz naymz B Sir Ching Hi n Sir Ching Lo
**faycepaw & heddesk**
warz da bublolz?
Oh, yeah, dats why dey so madd.
aifinkso u donut want to noes. goggies r notorius foar makin… um… bubbles…
dis-grunt-led. The definish.
maelstrom in 3..2..1
No noms. No drinkees. No jets. No toyz. No muzix. No wunder dey awl luuk so sad!
♪ ♫ ♪ Da Dum…………Da Dum……………Da Dum…………….Da Dum…….
Da Dum…….Da Dum…….Da Dum…….Da Dum…….Da Dum…….
Da Dum…Da Dum…Da Dum…Da Dum…Da Dum…Da Dum…Da Dum…♪ ♫ ♪
Juss wen u thort it wuz saef…..
If hoominz nawt gitz kittehz owtta da waddur n dryd awf sune, dis moovee’z naym wheel b “CLAWS”
Oooh! Teh theem from “Jowls”. Scary.
Cheezes twice- its a shark- gedowt of da pool!!
IZ thyme for nuvver low budgie porkduction? CLAWS….!
ai can has hunkee lyfgard? Pweese???
why wud kitteh get in barth voluntarilee? mebbe tort dere wus toona in dere…
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
Delurkifikayshun Day — *snork* I lub eet!! Iz purrfect hollydae to hab. Grate idear der mi cween! No wunderz yous in charj!
I likes it. But iffn Ai happnz to gits cotched in wurk (Ai wurks inna cortrum) Ai beez here in spirut. K?
Cotched at werk — dat sounds painful, an not kwite legal … oar sumfink …
Ai sitz dere n rites what ebrydobby sez, so iffen dey keeps tawkin, I iz COTCHED!
Dyoo ebbur finding urself riting it daown in teh LOLspeke? Dat wud bee ufnee, aifinkso!
You shur you no want my tenshunz??? I hab lots o lots ub dem an iz mor dan willin ta sharez dem wif you … or wif eenwun else who wanz em!!
no fankz! I haz enuf uv mine own.
Hey goggie! Poot an meaks sum bubbelz!
*pooooooot*
NAO IT R PARTEE!!
Noe, goggie, dat nawt maykz partee, dat maykz fartee…
It’s not a party until some wind gets broken!
(and O HAI Melissa! Haven’t seen u in lots of whiles)
oh HAI lolcatb! Nise to noes I nawt be furgottin. GUd to heer frum ewes.
*heh* N I betz dey iz teh dansdansdansin 2 sawngz bai Spinal Tap frum deyz album “Break Like the Wind”
*sets out cheezplatter* (make yer own jokes)
*sets out chips and chili w/ beans* (make yer own … nebbermynd)
*Sneaks in silently with tray of pets de nonne*
Careful, they’re deadly.
Silent, too…
SBDs.
Heee heeee!! They sed tehy ar light an airy!
h ttp://frenchfood.about.com/od/desserts/r/petsdenonne.htm
:snerk:
Melissa!!! Hai!
Ai wuz just tawking about yoo (an stend an Teho) a fyoo weeks ago. Itz awlwaiz so nice to see yur nayme.
Wuz it teh *pew pew pew* that browt yoo in??
yes it were. LOL I r alwayzz lurkings, but mah pooter(lol) was borked an I hadda gitz it fixded. so nao I can has moar chattings wif u varee nise folks. Stend an Teho. *sigh* Memrees…..
iz such a good fing ai nawt hab a big gulp uv Dr. Pepper. Otherwise it wuld be all ober da ‘puter skreen.
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three petz inna tub
…
Who doo yoo tink dey bee?
teh pooter, teh powter, teh toyletpaypur shreddur …
misscheevyuss petz, awl fwee.
@@@@ Italiana!!! I was tryin to fink of somefing and couldn’t!
*goes serching for more catfeeen*
@@@@@ 4 U, Italiana! U iz teh klevvur!
ofangyu! … *blooshez fyooreeusslee* … Ai has mai mowmints naow adn agen.
Brava!!! Bravissima!
Fantitastic, Italiana! U teh best. Such fas tinkin and clebber.
Akshurlly dis is Melvin – Teacup Himalayan. He haz teh website an awl. Berry fayms. http://mouchois.blogspot.com/
ai mus say – i haz never like to get dat dat close to a goggie.
Wunce wen we lives in anuuder howse de neybour a few dowrs down let his big goggie com to owr howse and big goggie trap little smudgie and gets aggresive. Den my hooman come out, pick up big doggie and try and post him through neybours letter box – (he was really, really mad). Wen neybor complayn my hooman sez he will post naybour tru letter box iffen it happen agayn.
we never had problem agyn and moved soon after.
I laff abowt it now.
heheheh. stoopy nay bore.
smudgie’z hoomin wuz goin tu due da iff et fitts et shipps ?
U hz a gud hyoomin tu protectifying u like dat!! I finso him b a heerow!!
wot iz goggie lookin at can he see teh noms and not tellin, P.S howz you do de smileee facez i would likz to learnz KTHXBAI
OH Hai, angie!!
I haz halperz at cheeztowncryer.com
deh wun u want iz wierdpress smilies
LOL!! Ai wuz just there to see waht exactlee it iz cawled!
Neggst, ai need to reed it maiself, so ai can do teh short way insted ov the
h ttp way!
Itz eezee peezee, yoo say. *sigh* ai’m shure it iz!
Information abowt makin smilies adn stuffs can be found on teh Cheez Town Cryer page (easiest way is to click on cweenmj’s blue name, or go to h t t p:/cheeztowncryer.com/ (close up the spaces); then click on “Helperz adn Majik Trikz” adn then “Wierdpress smilies.” The Cryer has lots of other fun stuff about Cheezland in general. Adn yes, aifinkso yur rite taht teh goggie can seez somethin he nawt tellz teh kittehs abowt, yet. Maybe a coupla diffrent somethins–goggie ais be esploring in diffrent direkshunz, a bit.
Heehee! Ai took too long typinz, adn teh Cween herslef came to teh reskyoo! Ohai mai Cween!!1!
*wavez floofy paw*
Oh, hai, Lungdoc!! Itz awlwayz gud tu halping deh peepz.
Thkz cweenmj i will gibz it a tri lubz and nomz to you all
Completly off toepix: TTI-ers (an prolly odder Yorpeens) go luk at teh mune, rite nao; strech yur hand owt; teh shiney a hansbredf to teh left ob teh mune is Ma’s! Hao cule is taht!
About -87C is how cool. According to teh pedia of wikis, anyways.
ooooh! I wunder if we will see dat!
**luks outside**
is it dark yet **bouncebouncebounce**
**luks outside**
**bouncebouncebounce**
**Red comez in, shibberin**
OOoh, it be FREEZIN owtsied!
Glad I’m finalee hoam an reddy to hiburrrrnayt.
hot chocklit? wif a wee shot of sumfing?
Yes, plz…..butt hold teh wee!
Whai? Iz ur baffroom borked?
Dini adn Sarah can stai wif meh until U haz it fixified.
Butt, ur goggies sed u no can has kittehs.
Gammacat wuz offurin to wee in my hawt choklit! Do NAWT want!
If iz emurgensee ai can haz kittehs fur a cupplol daiz. Ai nawt can haz a fureber kitteh unless dem aproovs nawt sekkund.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Creepy_meow, Spookymeow, an MizMeow (hmm, i wunders if tehy iz all relatibs! or triplits even!!) an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd a pool party!! wif hamburgers an cheezburgers an hotdogs on teh grill, coolers full ob refreshing bevrijes, tater chips (aka krisps in TTI), sno kones, fudjy burfday caeks, an iskreem, an also neon-colurd ggogles an snorklols for swimming, sooper-cool sunglasses, frooty-smelling sunskreen (not teh pleh stinkee stuff) so yoo not gets sunburned, sooper-soaker water skwirters, beech balls, an hunderd-dollar twoles for evreewun!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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an not to forgetting delurkificayshun day on Feb 2rd!! plz to making shur taht evree de-lurking lurker gets a big frendly cheezland greeting!
Oh waht fun!
Awl teh Meow naymes having a burfday awn teh sayme day! Tehy must at LEEST be cuzzins!
Goonitez, mai cheezefrendz! Adn hazza luvlollee weekweekweekie-endz awlsoetu. Tunite is “dayt nyt”, soe mai huzzbunneh izz taykeng mih owt foar drinkees adn horsesdivorses. Ai wyl seez yu nawt tu brite, adn meowtch tu erlee awn teh Moandae moarneng.
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOS tu ebree adn teihr buddee*
Nite, Italiana!
Haz teh gud ebenin wif ur huzbin.
nite italiana! enjoi yer date!
Dayt nite. Aww, what a fond memorie.
**offurs 3km a strawng adult bevridj**
Heer, hunny, wii can haz comizurayt togevver.
**beginz sobbin**
Thnx red. An BTW, Where Iz My Snow??!? Daddikat sayed iffin roads are nawt nyce in da mornin I nawt haz tu wurk, iffen dey are clear I haz tu wurk.
*hopes fur icky roads*
I nawt kno ware ur snow iz.
I wuz hoapin it wud start snowin whiel wii wuz at werk an haz to go hoam erlee. No sutch luk.
Wut duz Bill say? I nawt watching him rite now.
I hazit awn a diff. channel. TG says “It’s coming. See heer awn dis gazillion dollar radar we haz white stuff” So I go an luk awt da window, I haz no white stuff.
Wayle, I nawt haz ur sno heer.
Wen it duz start snowin, I’m gonna lay down awn teh grownd an hold my mouf opin.
aww! doan be sobbin, rhsb! it b Okay doky soon enuf?
Fanks, Melia.
I be sobbin cuz I nawt haz dayt. Iz been foarEBBER sinse I hadded wun.
**sobs sum moar**
**drownz sorrows in Twinkees**
Yu shuld have invited Jose Cuervo over.
Ai fink Ai remeber da last tyme ai had a date–it was in da play.. plee ies, plasto–da longlonglong weekweekmonth– ago. It ended badly…. Naow ai prays 4 firemans. Or mebbe a liddlol census guy?
Pls, what does mean “lamest” ?
The worst.
The worst pool party ever.
Itz a relatively new expression for somthing that has no “Oooomph!!!”
An ohai, Doodow! Yoo must be kwite noo?? Ai dont think ai’ve seen yur nayme befoar.
Ai am, az yoo can see, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, but ai hav menne other naymes – JCH4K, J-Pak, Dame Janet of Cheezland (of wich ai am VERREE prowd – cweenmj herself gave it to me!
), JPAQC, JanCan – an just plane Janet.
Itz nice to meet yoo. An welcom to our very happee place heer! An if yoo hav ene qestions, dont hesitate to ask. Everywun heer iz verree nice – an if no wun sees yur comment – laik heer – becuz they awl went awn to the next picchoor – just ask again!
Yoo ar nawt being ignored – just no wun saw yoo. That’s awl!
Oh deer! Ai got yur nayme rong! Dodow! Ai ment Dodow, ov corse!
Fanks a lot ! ;D
Nice to meet you Dame Janet !
Well, i’m French actually so some vocabs are kind of hard for me ! =]
But i now easily read lolspeak (write is rly rly harder) and when i get problem i usually used the lolspeak dictionary. But i was stuck on this one
whutz worser? kittehs habing bafs? or habing bafs wif googies?
ooooo
ick
Goggie is going wee
Yew kin tell bai teh curled awp tayle and teh Peter Lorre eyes dat hii iz awp tew gno gud.
Cawmint link fail. Dis supposed tew go under here.
Ohai to Melvin, Zoey and da goggie friend!
Awl wee need nao is a Grate Dane scremming CannonBawllll!
Becuz ov teh genrahl pervaysive beedraglled kondishun ov teh bathurs,
tehre haz bin : POOLE PARTAY FAIL!!!!