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do forgeit the tayle!
er…I ment teh head. Seemed to have lost myne in teh excitement!
A tayle of 2 kittehs.
Wun kitteh sez, “There iz noms in dat jar.”
Teh udder kitteh crawl in and sez, “HAY!”
-Teh End-
Congrats carosue and NS!
[lays owt uh tray ob savories tew sillybrate]
Plz to nawt spendz ur frendz.
That’s rite! Frenz is frenz, not legal tender.
Cept dats spellt freend up der.
Freenz iz freenz.
A jar of live kitteh makez a gud pressent.
Kitteh in pikklol jar iz bedder den enny stoopid ole pikklol ennytiem!
Red, who nawt lyks pikklols.
Nawt likes teh pikklols!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Dats nawt rite. Pikklols = teh YUM!!!
Noooooo! Pikklols iz teh PLEH!
Piklolz am gud, adn gud fur u!!!
piklolz bi helfy nd tasti!
ai sawry, butt ai muss agrii wif DchDTc: pikklols = yum!
*nods* Pikklols am gud!
rhsb, I haz jar ob picklols in mah frijerayter. It habs WUN picklol left ins it.
You can haz.
Ai agree, rhsb. Pikklols – yuk. We haz gerkins an ai lyk tem butt(!) nawt teh pikklols.
Aifinkso pikklols iz different in Ozland dan frum USland.
Gurkkins = pikklols too in the USland.
I finx gurkkins = tiny pikklols, maybe sweet insteada dill?
You can has dill gurkkins. Ai nawt lyks teh sweets pikklols berry muches.
Ohai Dr Tinycat. Aifink u ar correc.
We getz teh pikklols in teh Big Mac an uther junk fud an itz diffrient from gherkins. ‘Dill’ is maybe teh diffriens. Gherkins heer is dark grene an pikklols in teh burgers is sort ov greenyyellowyuk.
Ai wud be happitayl to haz ur shayre uv pikklols, rhsb. Ai iz a givvr liek dat. *nodswifanernest*
Yoo can has dem, NS.
I yoosed ta lyk pikklols, butt den gottid siksiksik awn a dill pikklol. Nawt cud eet dem sinse dat happind.
Trajedeez, wii hazzem! Such a pitee taht Red kannawt enjoi cut-up bitz ov nice dill pikklol in teh bole ov chilli (beef, nawt wif beenz)… such a munchable it haz, mai preshuss…
Pikkols an pikkol joose!! Oh nommie nommie nom!
Anom Mel! Pikklol joose straight frum the jar.
Iz gud foar wut aylz ya.
Is also secret ingrediant fer potatoe salad.
mmmmm tater salad….*Homer Simpson style aaaaaauuuh!* [droolz]
*suddinlee gots teh krayving foar pikklold unyums*
Skyoos mii – BRB.
Dat reminds meh ob pikklold herring.
And doan git meh started awn ten piggy feets. *nom*
SSSQQUUUEEEE!!! such ernest littlol fayces!
SOURPUSS! SOURPUSS!
he jus a haf sour.
Yabutt itt took cali uh sour anna haf tew git him tew go een there.
Gigglez!
**tryz to resizt urdj to YOINK teh bebbeh caliko**
Redd, dese almost cud be yer gurll’s babbeh pictures!
**luuks agin**
Ur RITE, pj!
Humm….Pikkloled kittehs…..nawt want.
but, mebbee dem wud stay liddlol adn nawt growing up.
Preserved pusses, tempered tabbies, cured calicos. DEW WANT!
Dems bebbehs iz jes sew
soursweet!Red — ai thinked uv u dis mornin. We wuz watchin Sesame Street & Elmo caem on.
Nawt Elmo! Him iz teh ebil.
**tayks pikkols dat hur gibbed NS an gibs dem to sumwun eles**
At leest ai thotted uv u.
*snifflol*
Jar Kitteh iz nao uh gherkin
And the cali iz fulla glee
Shur hoap heez wearing uh merkin
Lest hiz picklol wii might see
GAAAAAA!!!!!
*runz tu Nawty Barn!!!*
Yea, gud idea cween.
‘coz yew woan ketch uh glimpse ob N-E picklolz there
Nc66 waxes poetic.
*Shuffles off to NB*
Oh Hai, pj!!! gud tu see u heer!!
Wii haz hot adn cold running YNGz tuday.
I haz wun tu bringing mii deh refreshing bevrijez, wun tu gibbing mii a massage, adn wun tu fanning mii wif a palm frond, adn wun tu asking mii wut I wud like neggst. YNG, fetching a chair fur mai frend pj. Adn bring sum moar YNGz. Wii iz gonna need sebral!
Dew teh udder YNGz gib butt masawjez?
Ai still seem tew hab uh cramp.
Yes, butt (snerk) in dis case dey b
gurlswimenz.Purrfect!
[lays awn stomach] *eep*
*ahem* [has tew lean slightly to wun side]
Let teh rub down cawminse.
O, fanq, cweenmj, I think I b needing some refreshing bevrije wiffa numbrella, prehaps somfing tropicalol.
[grabs lite & dark rum & 151]
…uh liddlol oranj curacao and amaretto…
Limes, simple sirrup and OJ…
*pour, stif, mix, shake*
[Porz concokshun intew glass, adds numb-brella]
Happy Mai Tai…Cheez!
Y, fanq, Nc, dis is much bedder dan any Mai Tai I have ever made!
*sip sip sip* *hic* sskoosh me, datsa lodda 151!
Plz to avoid open flayme.
Kthxbai.
[puts a dash ob Every Clear in PJ's drink]
[snuffs owt PJ's hot water heater pilot lite]
*starts to chase nc*
*stumblols back to beeg chair* I juss need to rest awhile. I nawt stumblols I was dancin. *nods*
[wagglolz EC bottlol in frunt ob reclined PJ]
Can’t ketch mii, can’t keth mii.
Oh, wii iz dansin’?
[Duz teh pikklol danse]
Iz liek the chikken danse, ‘cept yew can pukker coz yew gawt lips. [flaps lips liek Mick Jagger]
I guess it juss doesn’t git any bedder dan doin da pikklol danse in da nawty barn bar.
Eggspeshully wen yew awr teh featured enturtayner.
[Did ai say dat owt lowd]
Oh me, oh my.!
Honary fyremanz nite iz nawt gunna bii the same ‘rownd here.
“Encore! encore!” Da crowd getz restless. *waves lighter inda air*
[repeats chikken danse]
[but duz uh liddlol eggstraw foar the awn core]
Wave yor hose in teh air liek yew doan care
’bout moderayshun
Glide by teh peeple az dey stawt tew luk adn stair
Wave yor hose, wave yor hose,wave yor hose *thwack*
Mamma kommon bebbeh tell ’bout yor brooze
pantz on da grownd pantz on da grownd, runnin all arouwnd wiff yer pantz on da grownd.
Boobs out cherblouwse boobs out cherblouwse, runnin out cher houwse wiff yer boobs out cherblouwse.
*danse danse danse* *twirllsez* *thunk* *splatz*
[fawls awf ottoman wiffa *thud*] ROFLCOPTERPIMP
Ai dew fink dat yew an Simon hab uh foreodained meeting in store foar. And, yew awr tew go überviral in teh neer fuchur.
*curties politely* fanq fanq *gives a wink to Wanda Sykes*
Doan furrgit uh showt owt tew Ellen foar bein teh nawt sekkund non-straight judge. Dat mammory loss wuld bii
gaybad.
Ai lub dem bof. Berry unnfy.HTML tag fail
Ai lub dem bof. Berry unnfy.
Doan furrgit uh showt owt tew Ellen foar bein teh nawt sekkund non-straight judge. Dat mammory loss wuld bii
gaybad.* A YNG bringez pj a brite orinj (nawt poyzun) drink wif a green umber ella.
*Annuzzer YNG bring a shayz lownge fur pj
*annuzzer YNG bringingz a towel fur pj
*annuzzer YNG bringifyz a book fur pj tu reeding
*Annuzzer YNG beginnz massagingz pj’z sholderz
*anuzzer YNG sitz on deh grownd and massagez pj’z feetz.
and on taht note, aye shall bid yew all “bon nuit”
**shmoo’s and boops**
bon nuit, gammacat! shmoos and boops!
‘Nite nite, gammacat!
iz teh funneez, nc66! ai iz late, but appreshyutib!
[tips hat tew SH]
Wanna here uh limerick?
ahways!
Careful, sunny! *Pulls up chair* *brings snax* *waitwiffananxiousness*
*Awaits limerik wif baited breff, lyke teh kitteh taht nommed teh cheez*
no cheez, but…but…maybe goze tew teh sleep soon! ware’s teh limerik?
an,,,an,,,ifn yur intertayning,,,culd yoo pleez be tew replacing teh peeps ai werks wif? ahcus THAY SUCK!!!!!
Substitoot limerik?
Tehre waz a young bride of Antigua
Whoo sayd to her groom, “Whatta pig yu ah!!”
Adn he answerd, “Mai kween,
Izzit _mannerz_ yu meen,
Oar du yu referz tu mai fig-u-ah?”
um…lungdoc? duzn’t meen tew be meen, ….but teh tr0ll had bedder dreemz than that in hiz coma…um…wut duz “in hiz coma rhyme wif?” wuz sum reely weerd dreems about fishin an sturgeon an makin hims hart hurt…haz yoo run into this befoar?
Sanoma, Varona, Balongna, why donya?
Hmm!? Innerstin! Peeps who waking upp from comaz can has some funnih memoreez, lotsa timez including some stuff that seemz to be related to the sounds around them in ICU; sometimes disturbing, sometimes not so much. Interpretation of dream symbols is fun but I doubt there’s much real science to it. Adn “in his coma” rhymes wif “Oklahoma,” but don’t get me started in that direction, nope nope.
*kareful Lungdoc* ai iz an Okie. Frum da souf Okie. My huzbin wuz a Yankee Okie (OKCity).
!!
Allwayz happi to meet an Oklahuman!! Oyesh! Ai grew up in teh wilds of northeastern New Mexico bakk when teh onlee rock adn roll radio station we could get was KOMA (“Mytee pretti..inn Oklahoma City!”), –which pumped owt so many watts taht yu could heer it on yur bridgework wifowt teh battereez…awlmost. Ah, teh sixties…
Dat stayshun wuz KMET in SoCal.
“The Mighty Met” c. 1968 and on.
Secure yor al-u-miniyum-foil kidz.
Der wuz uh yung man named Perkins
Hoo wuz specially fond ob small gherkins
On one fine date
Hii ate forty-ate
Which pickled hiz internal wurkinz.
*Clappity clappity*
Yay!! Piklolimerik suutable foar famblee readinz!!
hooray! an fankees fur that, nc66. but,,,but,,,ai am still wundering wut dreems lungdoc’s patients haz win they wakes up from a coma? iz dreemin about sturgeon normal,,,or iz my tr0ll an absolute mystery man? (ai votes fur teh sekkund!)
ahcuz, he iz so speshul tew me!
wile he wuz inna coma, him dreemed, him wuz berry berry hungry! so him went tew teh columbia ribber, an waded inn, an cawt 3 sturgeon, one big an two small. an…he ate them ahcuz him was hungry, but,,,they hurt hims hart an tummy! an then,,,he woke up! no tunnel or brite lite, or ennyfing,,,only sum stupid fish!
Maybi yur troll heard peeps tawking abowt surgeons and turned tehm into sturgeons in hiz dreem? Oar maybe he just likes sturgeons? Izee a cavvyarr eater??
well, our dotter (his step-dotter) went fishin this summer an cawt sum big big sturgeon, but, noze, we duznt go fishin much, but, ai REELY REELY wanted to heer abowt teh tunnel an teh brite lite, so,,,izza liddle dizzapointed (ai sabed him fur sum fish?!!!) but…but…gud he iz still alibe an starting tew be merembering. He iz saying dere iz moar dreems ai haz nawt herd,,,will keep yew posted. iz SO disappointing tew be so close tew teh death an nawt merembering! SIGH!
but,,,but,,,donut git me rong!!!! ai lubs him eben ifn he didnt see teh lite inna tunnel…but,,,but,,,well, you know…ai reely hoped to git a glimpse..ok, ai’ll shut up naow. him is alive an stuff…
Nawt to be tuu disappointed. Maybi it just meanz teh trOll waz nawt kwite so close to death as he seemed, yesh? Oar if he waz halfway to some spirit worldz, maybi he met teh spiritz ov those sturgeons, who decided to give him a littlol nip in return for teh aggravashuns tehy had in teh summer! (I kinda doubt it. But Ai gotz no data.) Teh dreams seem mostly to be recyclingz and reorganizingz of memories we have from waking life. Probly yu shudnawt give them too much significance.
fankees, Lungdoc! sumtymes iz so bad,,,ai need sines an portents tew be makin it wurthwile. wuz luvs teh wuns ai gawt, an just be glad we are still heer to be lubbin eech uvver!
*sigh* fankees, Lungdoc. awn teh brite side, ifn he didn’t see taht stuff, iz only tew be reinforcing my stand tew NAWT be unplugging him! Iz tyme fur sunny tew being abowt getting teh stoopy-pleh in order, an cut teh apron strings,,,an let teh tr0ll bloom again/
.at which him iz doing berry berry good!
Humongous fankees tew awl hoo haz sent beems and gud wishes…(he went tew teh Walmart yesterday, an did teh shopping in one uv teh elektrik scooters
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*Good wishez adn healing beemz tu sunnyhuckle adn Troll*
ummm-hmmm., ai fawtso! him iz fakin illness so ai will take owt teh trash! sturgeon my @ss!
HAAAYYYYY!
Dere’s no cheezburger in here!
*Big “bother* screwz on lid, runz awai……….
No kitteh, yur supposed tu crawl “in the bottle” wif yur friend wen dey iz havin a bad dai. Uf kourse, bottle iz usually filled wif adult beverage.
Purrhaps kitteh mistook sour dill foar sour mash.
Dey iz jus bebbehs — dey izzint old enuf fur adult beverages yet.
Kitteh purrin in my eers — fulla AWSUM an WIN!
I’m purrin, I’m purring, I’m purrin fur yew.
$.20 soundz cheep, but if jar kitteh had N-E ¢s, den he wuld nawt hab gotten in the jar in teh nawt sekkund place.
Must bii a teenage kitteh, they got no cents, they dew stoopy stuffs awl da tyme.
*nods* Yup! Yup! Teh fing iz, wen dey get owtta dem teenz, dey figure owt dat dey kin git piklold, den yew gotta start awl ober. God blessem.
*sheesh*
[hands 26 yeer owld $100...]
“Fanks…er…dad…ai iz gunna put dis away”
*phew*
*whispers* Maybeh it is more of a gender fing dan an age fing.
*runs and hides again*
Nawt in my eggspearyants coz wun grrrl iz smart, teh udder iz…um…liberal, and wun boi iz smart…teh udder iz…um…an “artist”.
Godbless dem awl. Dey make mii prowd, butt (!) uh cupplol gib me teh heebee jeebeez moar dan teh udder 2.
I wuz just stoopy. How else dew yu define draggin a cooler full uf beer up tew da tallest wooden railroad bridge in KY, just tu sit and drink wun. (Highbridge) Wen I luk at it now, it maykes myne head swoon.
Ooops. Misspoke, nawt wooden, just 270ft above da river below.
ai wooda liked tew go!
I has a oak barrel any takers?.
Used only 5 times for whiskey!
I can use to store shar don A?
Wut duz yew whisky init? Eggs? Klump free gravy? Floofy taters?
Ai fink ai will awfer 10 Internets foar it.
Whisked whiskey Hmmm, culd bii uh new sensayshun.
Mehbee dat shulda bin pikklold eggz.
ummm…wuz teh floofy taters? sounds good!
ohai, 5e. haznawt seen yoo fur awhile.
Oh hai {{{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhunkle}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yet another mastercard rip-off. Priceless?
Grey kitteh sez: “Ei iz trapd in a glas caise uv emoshunnnnn…!”
Teh cat in the jar
Himz trying to get out
He’s breaking teh glass
Iz time for ice cream!
iz noo divvellpmint in Bonsai lolkitteh teknollijees – self replicashuns!
learnng how to spell “friend” priceless…
Nuffing liek haveing a spare kitteh inna jar foar a rainey daiy tuu chear yuu up wen yuu needez iyt….