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Oooowwieeee!
gmta anni! conga rats awn tawp spawt!
soe! wii haz 5-wae ty, wif 3 awn teh ‘owie’ teem, adn 2 awn teh nanananananateem!
Thx!
**Offurs Anni teh hawt choklit wif whippy kreem**
Yoo gots teh snow agin? It pozed to be comin heer, butt iz nawt heer yet.
We had a breef sne showur dis affernune – 10 minnits befoar it wuz brite sun an 20 minnits sno den blue skie an sunshyne agane!
We haz “lake effect” snow hear. Lake effect is nawt associated wiff a storm system, and therfore gits no respect.
Ohai, pj! wii hassa “storm ob teh Censhury” hear in OK…
Ohai, kitkay! I juss made a comment and it vanished. Not say moderated or amyfing… Poof…, gone.
That happens to mee too, sumtaims. Just . . .Poof! Gone! Nebber to be scene again.
But pj – yoo ar so cloase to mee?? Ai dint noe! Ai, ov corse, am awn teh EEST coast of teh Laik – just 30 myols frum teh Indiana bordrrrr!
wii gitz teh laek uh-fekt snows heer tew. Nebbur noe hoo oar wut part uv teh vallee will bee teh tarrgit.
I am on da IL side of da Lake Michigan. Most lake effect snowz usually seem to be in IN and MI.
Kwik! Eet a nanner!
GMTA!
mai mommi awlways sayd taht tu mi. fur mi teh leggy cramps happin wen ai is teh dee hi dray tid.
Gatorade is good, oranges even have some potaseeums too.
owowowowow
OWWW!!
yu nedez tu eet moyr bahnaenahz, kitteh!
ow oW OWWWIIEEE!!!
Iz dat a triplol GMTA?
ai beleeb it iz!
I almost sed it too! Wasn’t sure anyone wood get it.
Enniwun hoo haz ebber had cramp wud get it!
I was juss finkin of my volleyball tournamentz. We alwayz pack tape, waterz, nanners and muscle oinkment.
Ai wud hav bin awn teh “OW OW OWIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEEEEEEE” teem.
Ai az gud az NEBBER hav tehm – but ai had a leg wun just a fyoo daiz ago! Aut ob teh bloo! Ai wuz just sitting there – an suddenlee – OW OW!!
Twas NAWT fun!!
Tho ai can smyol about it nao!
I nawt gits teh charlee hoarsis berry offin, butt wen I duz…..OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWW!!!!!
Also, my leg iz soar foar at leest a day oar two aftur.
Me too.
Leg crampz iz teh suk.
In da layte part uf my preggies wif da boi, I gitted dem in da middle uf da nyte awl the tyme. Musta been funny tu sii wun veri rownd woman come owt uf da bed dat fast.
I heer ya, 3km. I wud do that dance in teh middlol uf teh nite, too. 7 mos preggerz an hopping around on on leg. Wut a site! ow ow owwwieee!
Amazin how fast I culd move wyle in pain, but enniodder tyme tayked mii forebber tu git owt uf da bed. (Wuz a waterbed, nawt fun tryin tu git owt uf dat wyle preggers.)
I member wunce wen I wuz preggerz I gottid a leg kramp in teh middlol ov teh nite.. I waked up yelling adn mai (no longer) huzbin startid rubbing mai leg like krazy. It wuz teh RONG leg, doh! Butt, (!) himz hart wuxz n teh rite place!
Ohai, jan! payne is funny layter–funny wii knot B ablol to feelz it whin wii finks ob it layter *hassa pawnder* Ai gits mossly teh brayn cramps. Knot sew oweee, butt(!) stoopifying!
Yew awr lucky.
Ai wuld prefer brayne cramps tew teh cranial farts.
guess yore rite, naught sew smelly?
*runsawaywiffakwikkniss*
ish fore wai GTMA iff wee kount nightshayde
Soe it iz! Ai din’t see her commint wen Ai postid.
Ai wuz at 12:02 — teh rest wuz 12:01. *sigh*
Ai appreesheeates teh honorable menshun, tho.
Walk it off!
What!
yu wan kittehz leg awf!
NO! Walk off da cramp!
Iz dat uh lawng walk, awf uh short cramp?
@@@@@
OwOwOwOwOw!!!
Mama — halp!!!
pore lil kitteh……….hear iz hallokitteh banned aide fro yur owie………
schmooez an hedbonks tu awl….ai ar awf tu hoam…..haz an grate weekind!!!!!
hassa gud weekend willy boy!!!
Concats on yur ty anni and rhsb! nebber been to de ty booteeke can i come wif?
Gee an evrybudde else too! You is all to qwikqwikqwik.
Enniwun can goe dere – u can get awl ur hart dezierz az well az anti splort purrtekshun.
Ohai, drgnfly! Welkum to Cheezland!
Akshulee, wii has 5-way tye, an yesh u can come to teh ty-booteek wif us.
Um… Ai maek it siks + sebrul follo-ups teh saem tiem slot!
Hai rhsb! I gess ma pooter is too slo. Nice ta meetcha
Ohai, dgrnfly! neis tu mete yu!
*awfaz floofee paw awf cheezfrensheep*
Ohai bak atcha! Nise meetin yu too *Shakees paw*
Ohai drgnfly. Ai just traid to frend yoo, but it dint werk! Teh “frend request” just terned a iittlol bloo.
ai hav no idea waht can be rong.
There’s sumthing odd wif mai bloo nayme, too. KittehlessJon sed he traied to frend mee today, an got – ai’m nawt shur waht. Wehn ai klik awn mai nayme, it sez sumthing about things wun can doo wif teh lolpikchoors, but there iz a place where ai can klik an get to mai profle.
Can sumwun pleez klik awn me
an tell me waht they see???
ai klikkt and got stoopy ad “awl yore funneh in won playce” (‘sept teh spelling wus rong!)
Hai kitkay! Ar yoo surviving yur storm ov teh senchooree?? Ai hope!!!
Thanks fur kliking! Wehn ai did it, ai dint get rite to mai profyle, but ai cud get there. Bur apparentlee, no wun else cud.
Ai get teh cheezburger default payj.
U can get 2 sumwuns profiel eben iffn dey aer nawt bloo bai goin 2
ht tp:/cheezburger.com/pictures-by-name/
closin up teh gap an puttin teh persun’s naem insted uv ‘name’
Ai juss went 2 drgnfly’s profiel an it sez u aer frens!
I gotted yur frend rekwest jus fine, an aksepted too! Wen i klick on yur nam frum ma profil it goez tu yurz but frum da commints it goez to da defalt payge. Stoopy werdpoopzle!
yu kud tri chanjifien yur ICHC profiel URL adress frum wut et iz nao tu
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-janetcanhas4kittehs/
dat mai halp
Thanks willy boy! ai wuz gonna trai that next!
But teh “taeking aut teh slash” thing werked.
Aifink it mite be the slash (/) at the end.
Wen ai remove it, ai can get tew yor profile Janet.
Dat’s odd – Ai can get 2 Janet’s profiel wiv teh slash!
It IZ odd! Wai it werks fur sum – an nawt fur teh uthers.
Tis awl just a big Mister Rhee!
I finso u b rite NC66!! Deh ebil slash iz being ebil!!!
Thanks! Ai’m gonna trai remooving teh slash. . . .
W00t!!
That did it! Fur mee, eneway!
Ai wunder waht happened?? Ai dont remembrrr changing enething!
*snarls at ebil slash!!*
Aifink dat sumtiems changes tew teh server make teh relative addresses go wonky (dats uh teknical term).
It probably wuzn’t N-E-fing yew did at awl.
Az yooshual, teh best approach iz tew blame weird pretzel.
LOL!! It’z waht keeps us awl sane!!
Besides, it awlmoast awlwaiz IZ WPs fawlt!
But thanks fur coming to mai reacue! {{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}
Yoo ar awlwaiz there wehn ai need yoo!!
*schmoo* N-E-tiem M’Lady
Ai jus tried & ai wented strait to ur profile.
It bees wurkin nao! No moar defalt payje. Heers a tootsipop fur yur trubbles–()
Thanks!
O hai, Janet! Thx again a billion for reskewing me from TMTWD. I is teh home safe now and only just a little traumatized still.
*gives Janet the shiniest shiny from teh dollar-sine bag*
Oh WOW!! Teh shiniest shiny!!
Thanks – an ai ar so glad yoo ar still alive!
Ai’ve bin to those meetings – that’s hao wun gets to be just awlmost ded!
Heer – sit in this Cumfee Chair – an ai will bring yoo sumthing nice an hawt to drink! 16 ounce mokka, wif extree spresso??? Hawt??
U knoes whut I likes!
Stretch it owt kitteh.
carp! CARP!! CARP!!!
dat sawnds fischy 2 mii, nc26
it’s naught rlly teh CARP, butt(!) teh SOLES dat hurtz!
udderwies yu cod haz dansd awl nite
Ai fink ai wil enneewae, jus foar teh halibut.
GMTA Nicewitch! Nise to meet ya *Extends floofy paw ‘o frendship*
Ohai, drdnfly! *eggstends floofy paw ob frenship, and presses “Friend” buttin*
Hihihi kitykay! *Shaykes paw an presss aksept*
Ai beri happee tu meeting yu, drgnfly! *shaeks paws wif gnu frend*
not me, ai has a haddock…
oh noe! sew sawri two here yu ar eel….
Juss fur da halibut.
whot’z dat I’m herring? crappy langulolish?
Dat’s a fishee commint, I finkso.
grate mynds finkalolyke, ifinkso!
Okae….hu ken stil kis dere awn toez?
Ai can tuch mai neez wivowt bendin mai toez…..
I kin blow mien a kiss. Duz dat cownt?
Iffin I iz sittin awn da couch, I kan still pull my foot up tew my chest, iz dat close enuff?
Dat nawt cownt.
Ur feet an chest nawt dat far apart to begin wif.
**runzlykhail**
In dat case, ai can touch my feet tew my…oh neber mind.
[NB, here ai kom]
**followz NC**
**duz wollf wisslol**
[trips awn the way]
**SWOON**
Um, well, umm, wow!
*follows NC and red tu da NB*
[arrives at NB and shows honorary fyreman's badge at door]
Doorman sez: No need sir, go rite in. Wii see dat yer ekwipped.
*Wipes Michelob off puter screen*
Say “Ohai” to Mich foar me!
Mich says Ohai tu yew! Wonders why yu nebber cawl Jose ennimore.
Ai goin’ tew pick up Jack at the store.
C-ya’ll in uh sum short whyles.
Me an Jose mebbe gettin re-akwayntid laytur dis week-end.
oh mai…
**strolls casually to NB**
*runs tu teh NB wifaberryberryberrykwikness*
Did ai miss ennyfing?
Frum wut ai’ve been told, yew CAN’T miss it.
[kthx-runsawaytewtehstorebbl-bai]
WOW!!!!!!!
*LOW faints frum teh rush ov blud tu her hed*
*nods* mmm hmmm. Dat happen tew me a lot tew.
‘speshully wen there iz flannlol PJ’s involved.
**iz glad hur webcam iz nawt on**
*thunk*
watahz kold!
yeah – depe, tu!
Downt mayke mii give yu da Brother in law treatment!
**runz an hides behind NC66**
Halp!
Ai can! Leffleg oenlee – rite leg gawt poorlee, butt is mush beddere nao; can neeeeeeeerly kiss mai rite tose – yogut class tomorrorrrorr so mebbe bai Sunnydai…
I yoosed ta cud, but no moar.
I jest touched Dini’s toez. Dey iz kyootur ennyway.
[pawnders]
Wen yer nose tew toes, wuts init den?
ack. not go inna wadder, or you gets a CARP? ai dunno bout dat,
I trout it, to.
ai trout dat, to.
ai fink ai can, ai fink ai can…oww!!cheesestwice, no way!! :LOL:
Adn bend aaannnnd stretch aaannnd bend aaannnnd stretch!
Ohai, cween! *streches and bends down to cween*
Aaaaaah. Leg mush bedder nao.
*STREEEEEEEEEETCH* Oh wait! *EEP!*
Butt cramp! BUTT CRAMP!! BUTT CRAMP!!!
What to do? Shall I call da fyremenz? Does we have YNG’s fer things like dis?
I guess yu wud call it yeow-ga?
gud one drgnfly! ai gib u 5 burgers! @@@@@
Kitteh’s toesies haz a flavor. Hey cheezfwends, hu noes whay aim nawt bloo?
Cuz yoo nawt holdin ur breff?
Coz yew awr here…and happy?
Okee, temper tantrum ober!
Yesh yesh yesh, naow ai can haz teh beeeg smilol! Cheezfrends can haz dat effect on me!
Mwahahahahahaha! No srsly! Ai wanna bee bloo!!!
Fankies foar teh gigglol, red! U haz a funnee!
*LOW frows temper tantrum nd frows herself onna floor kickin ns scweamin*
iz u logged in??
cuz yu nawt an smurf? sawri…..
iz yu lawggd inn tu wyrd presto an ICHC?
Ai is logged in tu ICHC butt (!) ai neber hed to log in tu weird pretzl befoar! Ai try dat.
*whisper* Ai no im nu but du yu hab an address in da website boks?
ohai drgnfly! **extends floofy paw of frendship**
Hidee ho gammacat! *Paw an fren rekwest aksepted*
Am ai bloo naow?!?!
Yay!!! Ai is bloo!!! Fankies ebrywun!
YAY!!! u am blooooooo!!!!!
Yup yu are an blooberri pi wif wippy creem ti sillybrate! (i need to member to freshen up moar offin)
Ai sended u teh fwendrekwest! Let’s sillybrate dat! Ok, gotta run, fankies foar teh larfs, help nd fwendship ebrywun! See ya soon!!!{{{{{cheezfambly}}}}}
Stoopy puter. Mai website wuz empty.
*LOW skritches hed in confuzzlement.*
Ohai, LOW!
Wen ai klikees awn ur bloo naem, ai ownlee gets a payj wut sez ‘survur aeror’ an sumfing abowt ‘resoars nawt fownd’.
Ohai, lubsorjinwuns, I see your profile.
Mehtew. Wuteberwuz teh prawblem seemz tew hab bin fixified.
Kitteh lern valuable lessun
Ai alwayz hats wen dat happens. Everytyme!!
Wen Kitteh trieded tuu duu wun ov her favoarite Yogah muuves, “Teh Kitteh Pretzul”, an unexpektid frend showeded up immejitleey: Misture Arthur Itis….!
Dere is reason kitteh not want run triathlon.