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Ai aer a banker…
conga rats, miz anni!
Thx, catena!
*looks around annipuss into her kichen*
any….cookees?
*notices annipuss is distracted*
*wanders around, nudging cabinet doors open*
She maeks reelee WUNDERFUL ginger cookies – kitteh shayped, eben!!
I hazza iron cormbred moald 4 maykin kitteh-shaypt cormbreds… mebbe I kood trie n C ifn I kood mayk kitteh-shaypt muffinz wiffit awlsew…
Sowwee SP – Ai had gon 2 get mai dinnur bai teh tiem u poastid dat!
Ai haz nawt got ennee cukkiez. Dayte an walnut caek, banananana caek, hunny an almond caek oar jinjurbredd do instedd?
ai has brot sum cookees, ifz yu wud lyk – oakmeel-rayzin-kranberree … halpz yurselfvz!
*nom nom nom*
VERREE helthful, these!
yesh, yesh, that’l do nicely
..an dis iz part uv mai boanus
*yoinks bonus*
but bestows conned cat ululations.
jus kal mii Ayn.
but don’t call me late for dinner
at last. *shrugs*
*KLONK heddesk*
It tuk me awl this taim to get it!!
*bangs hed againt teh wall!*
wuz taht teh fountain hed you banged?
LOL!!
Halp! Ai cant keep up!
*ahem*
Yes! Twas just a cuppla weeks ago, teh night of January 19th. . .
and i spend it on noms!
better to be a Nomunist, kitteh
…then all our fuds aer belong to you.
@@@@@
Tis a far far bedder thing to be. . .
BOOOOO to teh banks too big to FAIL!!
ratzenfratzen ^*()!#@$ greedy peeps.
give back teh bonuses, you human fat cats!!
Dey b making mii sooooooooo angry!!!
gitz down off soap box.
How kin dey git a bonus fur ruining dere banquez????
Not tu menshun bringing deh eek no nommeez tu dis state uv dizaster!! Dey shud awl b ashamed uv dem selbez and gibbing deh bonuses bak.
*CLAPPITYCLAPPITYCLAPPITYCLAPPITY*
*STOMP STOMP STMOP*
*THUNDERMAUS applaws iz herd throoout Awl of Cheezland!!*
wachout dere, janet. you just might stomp on sumbuddy’s toez. oh wait, twould prolly be teh toes of sum human fat cat…so…make it so; stomp aways!
*laffin* sweetpea, that wun wuz EGGSTRY phunneh!
Nomunist, *gigglol*
heh, lets form a party!
DID SUMBUDDY SAY PARTAY!!!!!
*gits owt hats and noyzemakers and shampers and snackies; starts passing them owt* Woo-hoo! Is FriedEgg, and tyme for a PARTAY!!!
Part???? Ai’ll bring teh toona casserole!
Ai’ll bring teh smoaked sammie an crakkers!
I can has some?
Just tuna, plz. Hold teh casserole. kthxick
i finkso you hurted janet’s felines. that is her *special* recipe, handed doon from germination to germination.
here, give me some shwimp to a peas her.
O, nononono. I was thinking of GP’s “casserole”. He always uses way too much Cass. Not to mention too much Erol E. *nods*
well, thatz okay, den. *eats shwimp*
but, for penance, i finkso you should post teh linkee for that list that can has the mensa werds in the Wittyness Protection Program. You know, teh one full of win adn awesumz to which you contribute’d.
U mean this link? Sry, but I didnot does anything rong so I won’t post it and u can save all ur penances in ur piggeh bank. STN
* faints *
* unfaints * Umm… unless yu meens yur robo-phlonquais?
* refaints *
Teh robo-phlonquais is not in teh shape of a piggeh. Not only was teh robo-piggeh-phlonquais outrageously spendy, it would only confuse Mick. Moar than usual even. DO NOT WANT
hmm… ai seas… so whut yur saying is taht yu is teh NAWT happeh wib yur purrchase?
I is on teh rent-and-hedbat-to-pwn plan. But if u has alternatives to suggestify, I would be teh happy to hear them.
* fwips thru kittehlog *
Hmm… lemme sea heer… * fwip fwip fwip *
Hao mush munnies yu has tu spendifying? Nun, yu sai? hmm… well… ai kin pawsibleh offering yu a… * fwip fwip fwip * Ah, yesh. Heer wii is!
Pai NO munnies nao, den pai ownlee elebenty munnies ebbery week week week fur a berry lawng thyme adn yu kin habbing yur berry own Guinness Piggeh (c) Robo-Mick (nawt sootablol fur teh kidlets)
Huh? Huh? Hao menee ai shud putting yu down fur?
Aiiieeeee!
NONE! Put me down for NONE! Zero! Nada! Zip! Nil! International symbol for NO!
Uh huh… uh huh… yesh, ai heers yu… rite, otay… Yesh.
No, ob corse… Wii wheel making shore dey is awl pakkidjed propply… uh huh, wii wheel leebe dem bai yur bak gayte iffn yu is nawt in wen dey delibbers…
* scribblols an ordur fur 10 Robo-Micks *
Izzn’t “none” teh internashunal werd fur “nine?”
Oar is nine teh internashunal were fur “nein?”
Oh, um, well, I will be teh out of town for teh next (consults calendar) decade. Will u delibber those to GP’s cubiclol? kthxbetterpackthemindryice
O, wii kin delibbering tu yur orifice, iffn yu purrfurrs?
Adn ai forgotted tu menshun, wen yu buys 10 Robo-Micks, yu gets a FREE Robo-Weeslol!
O, my. How vry generous and unncessessessary. Um, can I give my free robo-weeslol to… um… oh, I’ll pick someone at rancom… GP?
O, but but but ob corse!
Is yu shore, tho? Teh gnu adn improobed Robo-Weeslol nao has a pork scratching deespensur…
O, yes. I is teh vry sure. In fact, can I change teh Robo-Micks for Robo-Weeslols and sent them all to GP? kthxhisnightmarenotmines
hmm… yu is teh sowdeng liek yu no lieks teh robo-fings…?
Mebbeh yu shud getting yurself a reel lyfe phlonquais insted.
*sigh* I HAD one of those, but he went off on sabbatical and it’s turned into a mondical and a tuesdical.
He got on my last nerve but somehow he is irreplaceable.
*wanders in*
*gets a littlol mistee*
*realizez she has teh hoomidifyer on too high*
* nods adn lissens intentleh *
So, wai yufinkso yur o so attraktib phlonquais has lefted yu? Deed yu nawt treet heem well? Deed yu nawt feed heem enuff?
He had teh vry bestest cubiclol, all he could nom (and OMG that piggeh could NOM!) and — are u sitting down? — a phlonquais of his own.
He did have a tendency to be a weensy bit overdramatic, though.
* throws paypurs intu teh eire *
Whut? Ai wus NAWT dramteek! Pfft! Ai wheel bii in mai dressy ruum!
* scampersawfwibakwikness *
*knocks on “dressing room” door*
Um, Piggeh? Teh janitor sez u can use his broom closet for a little while if u want but he needs teh mop and bukket. kthx
*knocks again*
O and Ireland called and sed plz to stop throwing papers innit. kthxeringobragh
I din’t b teh nowin Kathy Ireland ebben noo GP foan nom-brr…
Nao, plz tu skyoozing meh… ai has… umm… portant… piggeh fings tu doing.
GP!!!! Ware has yu bin??? Wy yu nawt hoalding up teh babbeh otters enneemoars??
*has a littol sad foar missing GP an teh babbeh otters*
Mai list seems to be a bit different – but yoo ar still awn it!
Ai if yoo wont poast it fur yurself, then, az yoo see, ai am moast happee to do it!
Tho – ai must admit -ai am surprized it iz nawt in teh moderation!
Heh. Teh link I (didn’t) post up above has teh original results, wif moar words. Is teh funny how some of those contests take on a life of their own. *shrog*
Oh, if u visit my link, scroll down to where u see “Report from Week whutever”. Teh top part is about something else. khtxhaywhotakedmyshrimps
ai dont eben noe where to luk fur these things! If sum kind purrrson dint sent them to me *ahem* ai wud nebber hav scene it!
Yoo cud just modestlee poast a linkee so nao an then!
An we cud taek it aut into teh lite an inspekt it!
oh – an teh “(extra credit)” wuz in teh emayol! Ai dint put it in!
Yeah, is teh weird how teh stuffs change. Teh original was from way back in teh 1900s! 1998! We hadn’t converted all our Ys 2 Ks yet.
*has a nostalgia for teh olden times*
The extra credit was probably because of her using “degenerate” with a double meaning in the definition, so her entry had not just one but two plays on words…
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LCB izza klevver wun, herz iz… *nods*
Awl yur savings belong to me!!!
awl yur baleowt munies belong tu meh……..
*hassa puzzlold*
‘Say-Vings’?? Wut bees dis ‘say-vings’ ob witch yu spekes???
Itz a VERREE archaic an anshunt werd fur waht peeple uzed hav – long ago – maybee eben in a galzxe far, far away!
Tehy uzed tehse ‘Say-Vings’ fur wehn sum wun loast a job, oar got sik – oar maybee eben wehn teh Rhee Tyred. Awlso sumthing peeple cud do. Befoar teh banks stole awl teh munnies.
inn deez modurm tiems wee haz duh abailiblol kredit balinse……
w00t Janet – a Star Wars ref!! An welkum bak!
ai kin haz an lone kitteh?
jus won? yu mus has multipul kittehz.
Trippleecats, at teh beri leestist.
Naow taik meh tew teh drive-thru!
an buy lotsa cheezburgers FTW!
SHOWZ MIH TEH MUNNEES!!
I fink i seez a belleh full uv babeez!!
*almost skweez at deh thot uv noo bornded kitteez!!
oooooooo dat explaineth muchly.
ooh – awl tohse liddlol bebbeh-kitteh bumpses!! Luks lyk a bigbig littur – noe wundurr Mammakitteh kneedz awl tohse munnies!
hmmm. lotsa kittehz needs lotsa naems.
We can has teh kitty litter airynames, mebbee, since this looks like an magnom o’puss?
Algernon, Flowerz Fur
Bertiewooster
C C lia [obscure ref to novel by Burney]
Dickens, you little!
E…
Edward an Edward (coz 2 eds aer beddur dan wun)
Franklee mai deer
Gladlee (mai cross eyed bare)
Henry
I…
**faycepaw**
Ifinkso
Jussaliddle Moar
Kizzme Yufool
Lol lee Pop
M….
Mrs. Murphy FTW!!
Nanny Ogg
Ophelia
P…
Pewter!!! Can’t have Mrs Murphy wifout Pewter!
Q…
Quill (frum “Teh Cat Hoo. . .)
N doan 4gitz Coco n YumYum…
Piggehmalion
Q
Rupp-lol-stiltskin
S…
Sieglinde
Tristan
Uther Penlukwahttehcatdragdin
. . . .
Velmah
X-rae eeyz (ai sii yu!)
YNK (yung nekkud kittehz)
Zsquee!!!
Wall Street kitteh wid himz bonus
Ah tinks ah seez a nawt-secund tyme 5-weigh ty fur nawt secund. Cweenmj, cood dis B tru?
dere haz been menee tyz uf deh 2-way, free-way, fore-way, 5-way, six-way, seben-way, etc variety. Deh mostest dat I member wuz an 18-way ty — dat wuz on a raice.
wow! adn dat didunt bork teh wurdpres?
u fink weirdpress izn’t borkt??
so u sais we mus get weirdpress 2 da v-e-t fer to git fixded?
I finksew dey awlriddee didded dat. Gittin “fiksded” at teh V-E-T meenz gittin sumfin taykted owt oar borked, sew dat kood b troo uv WerdPoopz…
Weigh impresssive of deh Cheezepeeps, ahfinkso! Nimbull paws at teh reddy.
Youz is hansum fat cat. =3
Dis b Kitteh Warbucks frum teh mew-ziklol Littlol Orfun Kitteh
“Teh sunn’ul kum owt tumeowrow,
Betcher bawtum munnee taht tumeowrow tehre’ll bih sunn!
…Wenn aifinkso uvva dae tahtz grae adn loanlee,
Ai jsut typee inz lolcatz, adn tehn itz wenn ..
…Tumeowrow, tumeowrow, ai lurv ya, tumeowrow!
Yu’r oanlee a LOL a-waeeeeee!”
all ur monies belong to me
an pleaz done fink i’s rood
wenz i taikz all dis cash
an spend it all on food.
tiak awais the munnees an I will be jest the lumpenproletaricat!
kitteh du luk prettee lumpee, aifinkso
We think thoz littlol lumps maite be BAYBEE lumps!
yup. ai siiz littul pinkee nippulz!
Clappityclappity!!! ROFLMAO!!
hello hello hello everybudee hopes you is awl well and lookimng forward to Caturday. Friday nites is baked potato, cowlslaw and the fried chicken…i tink hooman may be eeting too…
Ohai, as! mai ai sae ai lubs yur storeez?
ai jest reeded yur stooriez an ai luvs dem. yu is a gud riter. tnks
O hai, O_L! How u is?
Ai iz gud…dere iz somfing wite an floofy fallin frum da skie so ai doez not hab tu werk!!!!!
Was it teh whippy creme?
no..it iz kold and wet..not want
how is that not liek whippy creem?
Kitteh prolly could buy liek…elebenty cheezburgers wif all dat munnie!
Lemmeh tel u how it wil beh,
Deres wun fur u ninetean fur meh,
‘Cos im teh Tax Cat
Yah im teh Tax Cat
Shood fiev pursent apeer tu small
Beh fankful ei dont taek it all,
‘Cos im teh Tax Cat
Yah im teh Tax Cat…..
@@@@ grate beetlols ref, d00d!
Fanks booklion! Iz a grate Beatulz toon.
“Tax Man” wuz furst playce mai mind went whin ei saw teh pitchur – mebbeh cos im wurking awn mai taxxiz.
Hee hee! Ai r sitting in a banking meting rite naow! Beri-beri apropos!
OMG. Somebuddy plz to halp me. I is in Hour 3 of Teh Meeting That Would Not Die. Supplies are running short. Situation desperate. Send firemans.
♪♫Well, did she ever return?
No, she never returned
And her fate is still unlearned.
She may sit forever in the room of meeting.
She’s the cat who never returned.♪♫
.
(wif polly-G’s 2 Kingston Trio n “M.T.A.”)
ders an mergencee in teh brakeroom? (teh wun wif teh cake)
Now we is 15 minnits into Hour 4. I is teh ready to chew off
my own legteh leg of teh person next to me.Hang in der, lcb, ski-patrol is on t3h way!
Qwik! Giv us yur fone nombrrr! We can cawl an say. . . sumthing desprit!
1-800-SAVE-LCB
or text “HALP LCB” to 0123Elebenty. A fireman will be deducted from ur phone bill.
*dials*
wun – eight hundred – save – LCB . . .
*ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring*
LCB!!!!!!!! Yoo hav to tern yur fon AWN!!!!!!!!
OH NOSE!! She hassta turnd it off fer during da meeting!
It IS on! How u think I was communificating all these times?
But anyhow, it worked! Teh number u dialed made teh Head Meeting Droner’s fone ring and viola! Meeting over!
ThankUThankUThankUThankUThankUThankUThankUThankUThankU!
Neber underestimate deh power uv cheezpeepz!!
Hmmm…. LCB, fyreman, deeDUCKted, bill….
I noez dere b a joke in dere sumwair ; I just can’t finding it!!!
Mebbe U B finkin uv dis? FYRE!! N Daffy’z BILL iz deDUCKtid…
Duck seezon…
Wabbit seezon…
Duck seezon…
Wabbit seezon…
TOURIST SEEZON FYRE!!!!
Does anyone remember the one where Bugs is in France? “Zee rabbeet eez mine!” “Backbay bayou bunny bodelaise, ala Antoine” “If somebody did that to me, Doc, I’d tweak his little red toMAHto nose!”
Any of that ring a bell with anyone? That was my favorite, but they rarely showed it, I bet it has been 35 years since I have seen it.
Maybe the owners should use that cash at the VET to get that poor cat a health assessment and on a proper diet.
These pictures aren’t funny – they’re disgusting and the owners ought to be ashamed.
Maybe she’s “with kittens”?
uhhh…more like fat commi kitteh?? Or kommunist tyrant fat cat! Gosh…
Actually if he were a capitalist cat, he’d say ‘all your money are belong to you’… try learning about economics sometime
Ive alwais wunderd where mai mommy workz and why she alwais has to take her monies out of her undies.
Katitalism makes eberybodie fat; Socializm makes eb erbrybodie skinny.
Kitteh iys rolleing iyn dough, surrowndid by moolah, & smovvered iyn cash;
Her haz frendz iyn hi plaises, adn low plaises, adn probly awl plaises…..
Ummm, Kitteh: Ai needez sum munnees….Wut bees yuur interist rates??
I has no moneys… I can has sum uv yours katitalist cat?