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yesh it is!
YEAY Carosue on yer hot hot hot NS!
Luk at u missy!!! u b inna ty, tu!!
*grabz ebbreewun bai deh pawz adn runz off tu deh tybooteek*
I iz gonna stock up on kitteh faised beedz fur deh Lardy Gras partee!!
Ai has not bin hear tihs weke. when is partee?
Deh Lardy Gras iz on Feb 18th!
Hay! Heer at ICHC we kood kawl it CAT Toozdai!!1!
Waddaya sai?
Laytcomer BGCMEOWRRRR sez:
“cweenmj says January 28, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Deh Lardy Gras iz on Feb 18th!”
I LUV how we inventz nu FILL IN LOLIDAYZ! We must mk a speshul calindur ov dem!!!
I dont think my holiday ever made it………a day full of eating, sleeping, and crappy tv marathons. And Kittehs, lots of kittehs!
Mebbeso we hav flambayed crepps an brandie to sellabrate?
oh, yis . por sum moar brandy in dere. we flambay hoal nayburhud.
Oar mebbe Cherreez Joobuhlee oar Nannerz Fawstur?
Did sumwun sez “hot hot hot NS?”
Oh. U diddint meen meh.
Oh noes teh cheezburger haz bin charrd!!!1!!1!11!
Hoo will resq it?
Nawt tu wurree kitteh! teh Fyremanz iz habbing fresh sammuns foar lunsh adn U iz inbited.
WEE HAS A MERJINSEE!!!!!!!!
Cawl da fyrewimmenz!
*ohai,fyrewimmenz! we has burgr to sayv. U kin halp?* (in teh bakgrownd) *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwrrrrrrrrrrr*
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwrrrrrrrrrrr*
Yoo is mai heero!
*Swoon*
Careful. Mr. Fyremens. Teh orinje wuns is poysin!
An luks wet too. Pointy enz alert!
Mausie
guds to c u. misn u. Real life iz da pleh!
Maus! You’re back! @@@@@
Loooooong time, no see!
Ohai, Maus! Lawng tym noe poast wif! Haow U iz?
FYREMENZ!!!!!
**SWOON**
Ka-THUNK!
Uh-uh!!
*pushes teh swoonee cowch unnur rhsb *
Get dat fyremanz ober heer. Wii haz a faynted laydee!!
**unfayntz**
Hay! Who yoo cawlin a laydee?!?!?
**refayntz**
Shhh! U wantz teh Fyremanz close enuf tu YOINK oar nawt?
Um, Red iz daown, butt (!) am I spowsta gitz teh CCC? I thotted dat wuz oanlee 4 splortz kawzded bai cyootniss. Watt bowt splortz kawzded bai fyrmenz? Dew wii knead 2 kawl teh FCC (Fyrmenz Crash Cart)?
Can I be of assistance? Any ironing necessary?
Outta the way, Semi-Nekkid Boy! Let a REAL man help here!
A fyremen, a YNG adn Wyatt Earf??
*swoonz*
O noez!! Teh Cween iz bowt 2 goe daown!!
*rollz portybull chays lownj unner cweenmj*
fankee, Lord Aahz!!
*reklinez regullee on deh shayze lounge*
*Scoops MJ up onto his saddle*
My I help you, fair *ahem* maiden?
*batz ailashes furiouslee*
Wai, Ah dew dee klare, u are most gallant, Sir Real!!
But of course, fair *ahem* maiden. Let us be off!
Onward, Bodice Ripper, my gallant steed!
Yoiks, and Away!
“Yoiks and away”, U sai?
Daffy Duk FTW!!!
*gibs Sir Real ay lozzenj*
sounz lyk eh joyk
“eh fiyrmen, a YNG, adn Wyut Earf wahk intu eh bahr…”
Bet ur still: A fyreman, a YNG, adn Wyut Earf walkz intu teh NB…..”
And A YNG is here too! Can Petunia and Wyatt Earp be far away?
OK, question answered!
I am not sure, Harry. Please indicates their distance and direction…
*WhinnySnicker*
I’m here, Harry. Um… Do I know you? Or does “our fame precede us”?
Well, I am mostly a lurker, but I always enjoyed your sense of humour. I once found a video of the first meeting of you and Maus …..
<param nam
Wow! Awaaaay back in teh day! Well… Gud ta meatcha!
Let’s try that again….
I lubz dat klip!!
Mii too!!!
adn da sad fing? Dey NAWT habing big jiant horsies inna kommershuls inna da Super Bowl dis year!
Cmdr Data — where have you been? Your presence on the bridge (and on ICHC) has been sorely missed.
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
“Gratid Cheeziz”!!1! LOL!!1!
.
U iz teh phunnee, mai cween!!
*bowz tu Lord Aahz*
I haz metted deh Gratid Cheezis, adn dey am so berry nice!!
*bowz bak 2 cweenmj*
Roiyulltee can haz itz privvylijiz… Ifn U C dem agin, tellum I sed “Ohai!”
Ifn growndhog day be laike tuday, tehr being no shadoez ennywher. All day rainings, and the “hi tempurture” was at midnite, downhill frum tehr. My Agate-cat is sure I am to blaem. Hims runns to teh dor evvery tiem I goes in or owt an luks, oar mebbeso runs a little wais owt, then runs back and goes ‘MEW!” at me.
Kittehz givez us moar credit dan wii deserb. Korse, dey awlso gibz us more blame dan wii deserb.
Hoap dis fyremen got a medlol for de reskew ob da kitteh. And fur riskin da pointee enz!
Yay!! u kin comment!! gud tu seeing u here, drgnfly!!!
Yay!!1!!!11 I fink itwas perse…preser… not to gibs upness and ur halp. (BTW has been habin troble makin mah nawt second commint an da cween halpd)
Ohai, {{{{drgnfly}}}}} wilkummingz tu owr fun plais. Dere iz nuffing tu be skairt ub saing sumfing. we awl lubz yu.
{{{grmawgs}}} Fankeez!
Adn u haz blooness!!! woot!! w00t!!!
I has been studyifying at da CTCU (Cheez Town Cryer Unibercity)
“not to gibs upness” – good wun, drgnfly!
Fangkew! {4p5k}
U R well come, Dragonfly. Wii R happii 2 hazzing u wif us in teh happiest playse on erf (nemmind taht playse in Cally fornya.)
Fankees too yu too!{eubie} I bean der an dun dat, dis is MUSH more phun and freee to boot.
Ohai, drgnfly — welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Fankees too yu three! *shaykes paw wif a vigr*
happy postingz.
@@@@ (does be burgers fur win)
Noooooooooooooo not my cheeseburger!!!!!!
*5 eags sobbing uncontrollable*
*handz 5eagles a shamwow*
Itz ok, wii git u nuzzer wun!!
Meegwetch my Cween.
I heer fyremens mayk good chilly so den yu cood hab a chilly cheezberger. YUM!
Yesh- dey are often gud cooks- and dey know how to cleen up de kitchen tew! …wonders how to get fyreman fur her own howse…
Hay, if yoo figgers it owt, will yoo shaer teh sekrit?
Plzkthxaihasafiretathneedsputtingowt
Are you gonna make chilly?
Shur can! I kin mayk chilli wif beens, wifout beens, myld or spicee! We can has chilli cheezbergers, chilli frys, chilli nachos, big bowls ob chilli wif onyons and crakers, and chilli rice. I nyce boffay for da warm welcums!
Thnx drgnfly- nice to meetcha!
Yummee! It definitlee be deh seesun for chilli. I has had to make mine deh hard way last week-over a fyre. No lectricity. Nawt a problem stayin warm or makin noms, but I couldn’t be gettin here to see my cheezfriens! I missed u guys!
Deh no lektrikz am no funz!! mai DIL cawlled mii tunite and sez deyre powerz went owt bout 2 owerz ago. She b in OKC in deh ice storm. I haz finnerz crosst dat deh powerz cum bak on soon fur hur and awl deh peepz in deh ice.
I sendin bright shiny beems her way! No lectrcity kinda fun foar a few hours-jus like campin! Cook on a grill, flashlights for light, that kinda fing. BUt after a while, you gets to miss it. You wants to take a showr, wants to turn on a lamp, wants to sleep in regular jammies instead of layers and layers of clothes…
ur beemz musta werkt!!! Shii sez deh powerz kame bak on bowt half an ower ago!!!!!! neber underestimate deh power uv cheezpeepz!
Woohoo! Now we hasta hope it be stayin on! Frum what I understand from teh Wether Channel, dey havin one heck of a mess down thataway.
Nawt wish bad fings awn Ur chillin mai cween, but dem can keep teh pleh ice storms. Wii nawt haz awl the mess fixified frum last weekend yet. Still haz abowt 2000 peeps wiffowt powur.
We cumz obur in lebenty minutz fur awl dat chileez. ai has sum maid wif trukey. ia bringz dat tu.
Gosh darnit — now you have me wanting chili for dinner.
(OOf iz a hard keepin up wif all de freds mebbe i needz moar studyifying at de CTCU) Dere is chilli fur all, thx grmawgs fur the turkey chilli. i cood find sum vegitiblarian kind too iff needed be…
Aifinksotoo drgnfly. Hard to keepz up sumtimes wen wun iz jus beginning. Ai iz awlso nyoo wif dis. Fun tho an ai lyk reeding awl teh funnee commens.
Fyreman and kitteh! Epic win!!
Almost a good as LCV on the freeway. How you is, gurl?
Very well, thank u kind sir. Hope u haz recubbered frum de pleh shingles.
I thought shingles was an extinct disease.?
Nope- ‘frayd nawt! Pretty common, in fact.
shingles is wen deh chikkenpox virus kumz bak fur a sekkund visit.
Oanlee teh nawt-sekkund tym it infex teh nurvz, witch iz Y itz sew hurtifull…
**nods** Mai nayburr had teh shingles, was berry pleh indeed.
Maus ai doan eben noe u butt(!) ai sends mai wishies. Ai haz had de shingles an it iz berry pleh. Ai hopes u keeping it awai from now on.
*shoos pleh shingles from room*
butt butt ai du nawt leik mai cheezburgers well dun!
Ai think it iz burned to a cinder by nao…
*powts*
*fans herself wiff a floofy tuxedo paw*
Fyremanz!
*Swoon*
Pushes a floofy pillo under KKC- oh Mr Fyreman- down heer- a liddle halp plz??
AI needz teh fyremanz!
Pwetty pwease? *big i’s*
Dey is all in da NB, wiff da YNGs and Wyat Earf.
*powts*
Ai kin haz fyremin two?
*Handz parrot hed 2 fiyremenz*
Enjoy!
Ai finked ai seed a Maus swoon. Ai mussed knead sleepz.
Rilly- weerd, huh? ai thot ai saw dat tew.
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!
Not funny… this is a serious situation and that cat could have been seriously harmed.
nex tyem, doyn uz liyta flued awn teh gril.
Ai tink iz a leetle overdun.
kitteh not no safe cooking teckneeks
Ohai! Doo us lurrkrrs has to arressveepee?
Oh kitteh, yesh it be dun. It bez ovar-dun!! Iz still guud is still guud!!! Howse, nawt sew much.
Owe!! And beeing uh bictim ob a fyre dat costed us deh laives ob two goggies in 1998, dis pic brings mixed emoticons (wait, wat?) foar me. Ai haz a sad dat their howse burned down, and dat myne did too…. but i has a happee dat they saved deh kitteh! And we saved one ob our poopers!! We had three.
RIP Fergie and Tripper.
{{{sixela6}}}
Sens hugs an wishes to sixela6. Nawt nise memry for u, eben iffen itz a lawng taim ago. Tayks menny yeers to get da bishn owt ob yur mind. poor Fergie an Tripper. {{{sixela6}}}
Tankies keshet an OzcatMum. I preshiate deh huggles.
I sowwy too {{{sixela6}}}. Some hurtifulls nebber goes away. Nebber met dem, but ai shur dey in hebben tellin ebberywuns how much dey wuv dere hoomin an watchin ober u.
not even doom music would make up for the loss of the cheeseburger…
hat