
I guess I can be ur friend, as long as der iz nuttin’ good on da TV
buht u onlee haz til elebun firty
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I guess I can be ur friend, as long as der iz nuttin’ good on da TV
buht u onlee haz til elebun firty
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Len314159 via Advanced Lol Builder
… nawt eeben Lolcat Manner …
or Return to Catford?
U wudn’t liek Catford!
ooooh nooooes! teh roebawt kittehs wud bih teh skarree!!
*skeedaddlolswifakwiknes tu hyd unner teh beddybie frum teh skarree roebawt Stepcats*
Um… Aifink Ai mai be missin sum infurmayshun heer! Catford is a plaes ‘bowt a miel frum ware Ai lib – it’s durtee an noyzee an smellee!
ai wuz finkin uv teh moovee Teh Stepford Wives – abowt a taoun wair teh wimmin wuz awl mayded intu roebawts … adn tehre wuzza seekwel taht wuz kawld sumfink lyk Reeturn tu Stepford … adn itz mayded mih tu fink uv skaree roebawt kittehs
Teh ownlee gud fing in moar funny pictures
Sorry! Linkie borked! Dere iz a pikchoor uv teh Catford Cat in mai profiel – It’s 12ft abuv a shoppin mall.
YOIKS!! Taht is wun verree larj adn skarree cat!!
Teh best fing bowt teh Lunnon Catford is teh rode owt!
mai sunn wil B inz Lunnon inz tue weekweekweekz – ai wil B shur tu telz himz tu stae farrawae frum teh Catford
an neber eber ‘Catweazels’
But u wull hab 2 be gud 2 me
[Orinj kitteh liks teh anklol biter tew C if bebbeh tastes gud 2 him]
*pleh*
JBL and Pablum. Nawt sucha grate combinayshun akshully.
*Mitts scramblols into da room draggin a hyoog bocks.* Ohai cheezpeeps! I cans make a ‘nowncmint?? *pownces on top of bocks* *ahem* *pix up da mycrofone* meow? Meow? Is dis fing awn? Otay! I haz BEEEEG happytayle gnus! As sum of you myt recawl, I haz been habbin dah pleh sir-jury a cupplol of tymes dis yeer to git rid of da pleh skyn can-sir. Well! On Twosday, Dr. Tinycat sent me some mayl (no males or firemenz incloodid I fink Dr. Tinycat furgot). Aneeways…in da mayl, der was da lab reeports frum my moast resint sir-jury. DEY GOT EBERYFING!!!!!!!! Da lab resultz showeded dat eberyfing be normal nao! I no hasta haz moar sir-jury!!! (Well, I no hasta has moar sir-jury until if/whin dey find anuvver spawt) I has a BEEEEEEEEG happytayle becawz I haz had 3 sir-jurys dis yeer awlreddy (an 17 stytchies! – Still have 10 uf em – 7 will be takin owt next weekweekweek) becawz da lab reports fur da two spots kept koming bak wif pleh-gnus saying “Noap, did nawt get it awl dis tyme. Pls to try agin”. Aifink dat dis gnus be my faverit birfday gift dis year!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Fank you awl fur da happy thots an sunny-beams!!!
Yay! duz happihappi dansdansdans!
PS – concatyoulashuns Italiana ‘n Annipuss awn da too way ty!
Thx!
ofangyu, Mitts!
Dat iz gud nooz! Ai haz a happi fur u!
Yayayayayay!
YAY foar yu!! Taht izz teh wunnermuss nooz!!
*duz happitale dansdansdans arown off iss tu sillybrayt Mittseses gud gnus!*
Gud gud gud newz, Mitts. Yay! *Danses roun room clappin*
De sir-jury an de can-sir r nawt mai best frens eever.
WOW! That b teh most eggsalat gnus!!! So u prolly awlreddy has it, butt I still wishes u a berryberry happytayl birfday! And may teh gnu year and awl teh mennee mennee wuns to cum b free awf pleh and full awf joy and helf and lubs!!!
YAAAAAY!!!1! Yew succeeded where Lady M failed.
Yew gawt dat doez dam spawts owt. *clappity*
No worries honeycakerabbit! I did nawt awlreddy has it….TODAY is mai birfday!!!!
Menny Happee Riterns for teh berfday ov Happyness, Mitts!!!
Mitts – yeah for good news and happytale birfdai!!!
**prance prance prance for mitts**
Yay! Congarats Mitts!
♫ Happee happee birfdai…tew uuuuuuuu! ♫
*joynes gammacat in teh prance prance prance* C’mon gammacat, lets haz a biiiiig finnish! *JAZZ PAWS*!!!
Happitayl Burfday — and Concatshoelaces on ur eggsalad gnuz!!!!!
Catgratulashins!!! Diz kitteh is happeh 2 heer dis noos!
W00t!!! I b so happy fur u!!!! dans dans happytayl dans!!!!!
das grate mitts!!!!!
♪ ♫ Hoppi burfdai noos tu yu, ♪ ♥
♪ ♫ Hippo burdiez tu yu, ♪ ♥
♪ ♫ Happi burfdaze deer Mitts, ♪ ♥
♪ ♫ Hippo burdiez tu yu, ♪ ♥
alwais nise tu git gud noos fro yur burfdai
wut kine ob kaek an drinksees wud yu liek fro da sillybraeshun?
I can has whyte kaek wif chonklit icing? An maybe a chonklit martoonie?? (an fank you, wolfkit, fur da chokolite cookie!)
*offers Mitts an extry chonklit martoonie*
Hooray fur this verreh gud gnus, Mitts, ol pal! Yay! Yay! YAY!!! And happeh burfingday to yoo!
Plz to hab a congrabs, ..congsa… happiness chokolite cookie
Oh Hai, wolfkit!!1!! am u noo??? *extendz floofy paw uv frendship* Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
Tanks. Am not noo, juzt haz teh shies an not coms out of box offen
hooray!
Yay! Glad to hear it, Mitts! Happy news on one’s birthday is the best!
Dans, dans, dans…. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{{Mitts}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Happi dans for the good gnus {{{Mitts!!!}}}} Happi Birfday to you!
the best noos ever!
adn taht meenz habbin yur Momcat chayng teh phewstynkee dypurrs
hoopsie – tihs shudda bin an reeplie tu annipusseseses cowmint
Oh great, now you are crawling and wait whats that on your breath….catfood why you little stinker, you have been eating out of my dish again.
[sneeks in and playsez skrimp & sammon gushifud atawp teh teebee]
Nao dare iz sumfing gud awn da TV.
‘bowt teh ownlee gud fing dis week!
‘Wif de new yeer comes de new, eggsiting teebee shos’ – aifinknot. Nawt much gud ona teebee heer.
Skrimp an sammon sownds much bedder, NC66.
ai greez wif yu – onlee thyme sumfin gud awn teh teevee izz wenn ai puttz inna DeeVeeDee … adn sumthymez nawt eeben tehn. Butt(!!) shwimpz adn sammin maik awlmoats ebreefing beddur, aifinkso – eeben teh pleh teevee
i herd cats cant see wuts on da teevee screen. dair eyez moov too fast. iz dis troo?
innurestin kweschun…..hear be WikiAnswer:
“Not nearly to the same degree as we can, they can’t make out the 2-D image, or know that the basketball bouncing across the screen is an image depicting a basketball. But they can detect light and motion and there for “see” what’s happening to some extent.”
An ohai wiggles! *awfurs floofy pau ob frenship*
ah fanks for ansering.
i luv new fwenz!
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
tihs beez an beriberi gud eyedeer, mai cween!
*bows* Thankee!
Ai agrii. Dis an eggsalad eyedeer yor highness. Berry cleber.
Mehbee teh cheezes will halp by posting anudder bideo
[grins] *tee hee*
Ai agrii wif ur agriing. Ai hoap awl our lurking frends wil come owt tew plai wif us!
Oh plz, not anuzzer troll bait!!!
wii duzn’t need moar trollz delurking!!!
ai wuz jist drinkin an bottlol ob Honest Tea an notissd unner da kap wuz dis kwote:
“Some cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go.”
– Oscar Wilde
Hay kid, wii cud wach tv togevver, lets wach sum bideos awn VH1!
Luuk! Deres Bob Seger singin Catmandu!
Deres Elton singin Honky Cat!
Deres teh Nuge singin Cat Skratch Fever!
OOOOH! Deres teh Stray Cat Strut! Hay, ware u goin kid?! Come bak! Tom Jones iz bowt tew sing Wats Noo Pussycat! U doan wanna miss taht!!
I gotta change channelz, I’m missing awl deh gud stuff!!!
Ohai, ebreewun!! Ai bin gedding owbur teh pleh coald, an hassing tu deel wif stoopee sittee bailaw ossifur an eeben stoopeeyur nayboars – RL jus bees sew…sew… wel, yu noes.
Bob goas in fur hims Sir Juree tumoaro moarning an den kums hoem aftur 4pm (Loltario VLC tiem) an den TAHT’S ITT!!! Noe moar hoarmoans in mai hows!!!
*dansdansdansdansdans*
Brynna bees duing fien, awl heeld up an bak tu hur bossee littol self. Nao seh and Panda bees bak cuddloling tugevvur, seh nawt Klingon tu mii sew mush enneemoars. Seh stil bees diturminnd tu killing Delia, mai 17-yr-oald caliko (noe, rhsb – nawt tu bee yoinking mai Deelee!) sew teh tu gurrls taeks terns inna clowsd ruum, an Delia gets tu sleeping wif mii at nite wif teh bedruum doar shut.
Heer bees a littol linkee foar ebreewun; pls tu finking ob it as mai beri hartfelt ‘Fankees!!’ card tu yu awl, in hyooj preesheeayshuns foar ur supoart an halpings foar mii an mai babbehs.
Fankees Tu Yu, Cheezfrends!
Schmoos!
Ai will poasting dis awn teh neks LOL tu, sew maor Cheezpeeps cee mai fankees!
Taht is grate noos! Sew glad Brynna bee dewin fyne an as for Bob…wel itz fer ur own gud Bob sweetie!
Fankee fer teh link, kant wayte tew see if teh burdie gits rebenge! Ai luv teh Simons Cat films!
dis bee mai awl tyme faborite wun
oh mai dat Simon haz da kat doun pat!
{{{nicewitch}}}
sew glad ur howse iz gitting bak tu nermal!! I will posting dis on deh Cryer, tew, fur doze hoo b blocked from ICHC at werk.
O fankees, Mai Cween!!
{{nicewitch}} yeah for gud news and pointee ends for RL!!!
yu ar moast welkums nicewitch……..
lubs da bideo…iffin da kitteh had spawts an grene ii’s dat wood be williboi inn da snoe
Yay! {{nicewitch}}
yay for good mews!
Jus wen I’z habin’ a bad day…..bebe and kitteh! Awwwwz. {smile}
Ohai Sobriqueteh! Haz sum huggles tew hep wif teh pleh day tew!
{{{{Sobriqueteh}}}}
Cheezeland iz bery gud plaice fer helpin wif teh blahs!
{{{{sobriqueteh}}}} hope ur day gitz better and better!
Ai izz sayeng gudbai foar tudae erlee – goeng hoam erlee tu putt mai feetz up adn veggify … adn maiB nitwunpurltu a hat (lyk himz kneads anuzzer wun, ryt?!) foar teh granbebbeh hoo izz goeng tu bih boarned sumtym inz teh neggst fwee weekweekweekz.
Ai hazza happee taht soe mennee cheezepeepses R hasing a happitayle dae tudae! Sih yu tuemoro!
hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOO tu wun adn awl!
luckee you for an earlee dai!!! make sure teh kitteh “helps” wif the knitpurl!
bai nicewitch…yu haz grate urli dae!!!
*schmooes an hedbonks*
Dat babee iz UGLYS!
Nas-tee.
NO bebbeh am uglee – nawt nohow, nawt nowai!
STN!
Thx for teh hugs, bluesfan & cweenmj. Cheezwurld iz a bery good place indeed!