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awkwurd……….
Con-CAT-enayshunz, willy boy! U leedz teh brayd wif catslave n annipuss! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt? Dansdansdansin 2 sum BeeGeez mew-zik, mebbe?
fankees…. ai finks ai wood liek an lektrik ii’s tee an den ai wil bee reddi tu dansdansdans da lol awai
*putts awn wite goegoe bootz tu match pritty lil kitteh*
*boogie…boogie….boogie doun*
♪ ♫ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Time’s effect on man. ♪ ♫
.
♪ ♫ Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’,
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive. ♪ ♫
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*koff* *koff* *ahem* I iz nawt teh yoost 2 seengin dat hy…
ahtinkso..if you wherez deh pantz of deh BBBGGGz, you shud hav no truble seengin dat hy!
*gigglolz*
Conga ratz tu u willy boy!! adn catslave adn annipuss, tu!!!
Warning
Splort level elebenty!!!
Awl Peepz tu putting on deh CHRG adn/or bavving cap im eejit lee!!!!!
Cyute and shinee iz a dubblol wammy!!!! *putz on bavving cap*
And dohze AIZE!!!!
Jus luk lieke u alwheez drehs cullerfullee
teh shineys nawt be in style tonight?
ohai catslave! shineys ALWAYZ be in style, aifinkso!
U mist it kitteh!
Oh. Oh my.
U meen ai wuz dere an ai duzzin remembur it?
Dat wud eggsplayn teh heddake… an teh fakt dat teh heel borked off mah shoo.
At leest teh owtfit diddint go to waste.
why am I cuddling a firemans helmut?
Gamma and Nightshayde, yoo is bad gurlz, Ifinkso.
<– that is a knowing wink, ah, yep!
*gigglols, runsaway*
Awf 2 da NB wif awl uv ya, naow…
gud girlz goe tu hebben…
badd girlz goe ebreewear! (eggspeshullee teh nawtee bayn)
um… taykes wun to know wun?
Itz nawt me — itz teh kitteh in teh pikshur, silleh!
O hai, gammacat. Has u seen “Teh Wressler”? There is a scene where teh Mickey Rourke wakes up after a night of partying and finds himself in a woman’s bedroom that is all decorated all over wif firemans stuff. I mean, firemans sheets, firemans posters, firemans *everythings*. Then he gets outta bed and discovers that he has on a pair of firemans boots. Teh look on his face is teh priceless. Priceless, I tells u. He shoulda won teh Ocsar just for that look alone. *nods*
I should see dat just for dat scene! *Gigglol*
Is a good movie. Kinda intense and some of teh wrassling scenes is teh vry graphic, but is worth a rental. Joe-Lolcatburglar says “check it out.”
o rly? A Mickey Rouke movie grafick?
I hope u was teh sitting down when u readed that.
Luckilee yes!
Of corse I is atwerk…. sigh
So teh chanse of me reading that while I wus using my brane was slim anyways!
Ai mist it.
Ohai Annipuss! How is teh wedder in TTI todai?
Cool, dry an awn teh hole nawt bad fur teh tiem uv yeer!
Ohai Anni. Ai tried tu send U sum fyremanz awn the it burnz lol last nite, but teh JK2K maeded me send dem tu hur insted. U want Ai shud send dem bak tu Ur haws?
Mai haus izn’t awn fyre, but Ai cud prollee fynd sumfing fur fyremans 2 do!
awlweighs handee to be havin teh fyremans around.
Dat’s Okai, Jk2K nawt haz a fyre, just teh kitteh in the beem wuz getting awl hawt and bothured.
BUT BUT BUT… I has my glittur i-lashes all ready!!
*pout*
… n mai ABBA wig …
An mah poyntee end extensions, paynted brite red!
An deh beeg footsbawl sighs sholder padz!!
eep! noes, I draws teh line there!!
I do has my tite tite jeans on tho… EEP, how did we ever danse and breethe at teh same teim in these??
Breethe…ah don rememememberz much breeving. Ah kept fawlin off deh platfoarm shooz! prolly hitz meh hed toomuches, so’s ah kant memberz!
Teh shoulder padz wuz moar in teh 80s den in teh disco age, aifinkso. Ai lurved teh shoulder padz. Ai iz a bustee gurl, but narrow at teh waist — teh shoulder padz rillee showed off hao littlol mah waist wuz. Beeg t-shirt wif beeg shoulder padz, leggings (much eezier to breev in den teh tite jeenz), an spike-heeled levver boots. Ai wuz teh HAWT.
u still am!!! {{{ns}}}
Ai am in mah memreez — an in mah hubcat’s eyez.
An BIG Hair tew! Myne hayre wuz much bigger den my shoulder pads.
Yay! wii haz a freeway macremay! Drinkz and danzez tehn off tew teh ty Bow ti que…
Hawt Camel mile for Anni! I fink so… Nawt tew be keeping her awayk…
But Ai won’t be goin 2 bed fur 4 owrz yet!
Den U can haz sum tullamoor doo innit
Donut wurry, littul grey byootie. Yu can be shinee any day an is ok wif me.
{{{Duffy}}} Oh Hai!!! I hazn’t seeing u in a bunch uv wylez!
still a pretty kitty!
*runs past shouting* EER FLOOF!!!!!! *flees*
no, no fleez in deh eer floof!!! dis am a fleeless kitteh!!
This bebbeh looks so soft and snorgolable.
Da ear floof, pritty aies, ear floof, like white aie liner, ear floof…..
careflol sweenypie…….prehaps yu nead moar duk taip awn yur CHRG?
*runs bai wif deh dukkee tayp*
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
Ok sweeneypie, u b ok now!!!!
**runsinwifakwikness**
**wrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrap teh duckee taype**
**snip snip snip breefing holes**
all better? than mai werk here is done
Yoinks and awai!
ooops sry gammacat, I din’t seeingify u down heer!!!
Wut am deze breefing holez uv wich u speekz?
Mmmmfff!! Mmmmfff!! MMMMMFFFFF!!1!
Luk AWAY from teh eer floof!!!!!
*hands sweeneypie sum duk tayp*
Mfpppphfht!!!
*yoinks bendy straw to breef*
*winks S O S*
oh, jeez. too too sad.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lemouse, Slightlyremoved, kitteh1ihazit, an Mitts an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an to make up for missing disko nite last nite we will haz a disko party!!
wif bownsy balls taht lite up like disko balls, “caturday nite live” sowndtrax an funky songs by kaysee an teh sunshine band an all yor favrit dansing songs, shiny sooper-cool disko soots an dansing dresses, an glostikks!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*does teh hustle*
*shaiks hur booty*
Hay!! do ah heer Gloreeah Gainor in teh backgrownd?? or were it Donnah summmmmer?
Oooooooooooooo lubs tu lub yu babbeh!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh lubs tu lub yu babbeh!
An Happee Burfdaes, Burfdae Peeps!!
Happy burfday..Lemouse, Slightlyremoved, kitteh1ihazit, an Mitts and many mores….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Aaaaahhhhhh weel surveyeve…..
Fank you burfday fairy!!!!!!!
its been a GRATE DAI!!!
Happy birdai, Mitts! I am so happytail fur yur good news, too! Yay!!!!!
*Waves glowstikk enfusiastically. It leeves trails hanging in air like a non-ironic happyface, wif pointy ears and whiskers*
Look! HappyCat is happy fur yu, too!
Hapi burfdae!!!!!
Fank you burfday fairy!!! It haz bin a GRATE day!!!
HaPpY BiRfDaY Mitts!!!!
*bownse bownse bownse* yay!
Disko-Kitteh: yuu bees soe dorabuhl; yuu kan haz Disko-Mourning, Disko-Afturnuun, Disko-Earleey Eevening, etc. wenevvur yuu feal liek iyt….(adn weez wil be doeing teh boogie rite beehynd yuu…..!)
awl dey, ebree dey, 7/24!
diskoe diskoe kat!
He’s a maniac, MANIAC on the floor
And he’s purring like he never purred before!
FTW!!1!elebenty!!
Fankoo berry mush!
Watta feline, purrin’z bileevin,
I kin havvit awl naow I’z purrin 4 mai lyf
amI bloo?
Yay !! Adn tu sillibrayte, heers Batman:
Wadda preddy kitteh-kitteh-kitteh~
zomg teh babeh kitteh iz dissuhpoint(eyendz)ed! Ai cannawt handlol dissuhpointeeed kittehs!!!!!
Mai nawt-sekkund ever…… … . … .. . . . .
**SPLORT**
oh oh
gets C.C. machine
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmm.
picks up sixela6
puts on stretchers
rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuummm
puts on chaise lounge
gently puts brains back in.
give a warm and cold beveage
tucks survial blanket under sixela6.
there how is that.
My first splort please feel to rate me.
Nawt bad fur yur nawt-secund splort emergancee responce !1! kwik, cunsise moovments 2 redewse deh damages frum deh splort!
Gud job 5 Eagles!!!
Tankies 5E!!! Yoo did bootimusly. Nawt sekkund splort and nawt sekkund splort saver seams fitting!
ro roh–last nite a dreamifyed aboot da chikken hed rubber glubs….dis iz getin baaad….
dis bi en ehmayzunlee kyoot kitteh. dose brite eeyz…dat littul pink nosie…dat eer floof…baklyit…
*tituns CHRG*
*tituns eet sum moyr*
ousch!
* Gibbs cateena teh 50s baffing cap adn teh DVD wif teh Mikro Eekinomiks lekshurz awn it.
Hey, look! That is ME! I really CAN has Cheezburger!
Ohai Gracie! Iffen dis is reely u, u r wun lukky, byootiful kitteh. Mos softes lukking fur – it has ‘aura’ luk abowt it – an prittee prittee aiz.