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Dere’s noe such fing!
lol, GMTA anni… u saved me from having to tipe it myself!
Comegraburrelayshuns Anni!!
Cawfee?!?
Yiss plz! Strawng an blakk wivowt shugr thx!
*poors Anni a cup*
*strugglols wif getting the spoon out of the cawffee*
Is it strong enuff?!?
Neerlee!
iz strawng enuf wen de spoun disolvz, aifinkso…
Dass rite!
Dat’z wut ai wuz wundrin–iz der sucha fingaz tu mush caffeenz?
sinc abowt two hrs ago!
dats just not possiblol!!
*kitteh hangs frum chandelier*
*jumps down onda shelf wif da crystlol – pownsis to the window wif the plants*
I has a happy I gulped daon mah cofi b foar refreshing da payj!
Nebber enuff caffeeen foar mi !!
or meh!
u wan cup of cawfee, PB? i has kettul on!
Tuu lait !! Heez gawn tu bed !!
nite nite PB, sleepy tite and nawt tu letting teh bed bugs bite!
Liek Gizmo sed twu LOLz ago, Iz GUD tu si awl yu frenz !!
Nai naize, nao !!
i can has a gray won? he is bery kyoot!
He izza kyuutie pii!! Yoink!
him luk lyk a fred. we tu namin dis won fred plz?
Fred? Or Frederika?
i is nawt shoor… yu want tu chek or shood i?
*turns fred-erika upside down to get a good look…*
I’m a-fred erika is nawt gonna liek that…
taht nawt an ansur… i hab eben moar confyoosed nao, HCR!
i fink fred can b yooni-seks name, no?
Nawt dat ai herd ob Bloola but mebbe in ur contree?
Iffn Fred is short for . . . Winnifred, mebbe. Or Frederica, as wuz menshuned abuv. Then it culd be a gurrrll.
But mostly Fred B a boi. . .
An ai fink dis kitteh iz a gerl – jus sumfink tellz me – so her culd be Winnie, or Freda.
mebbeh u shud jes naems da kitteh sumfin dat sowns liek canopenur… dat sherley is yooni-seks fer kittehs… adn ets one ob nawt so menneh fins da kittehs will lissin to. at leest dats hao et wurks wif mai oberlords… dem will nebber lissin to me wen ai cawls dem bai dems naems… but soon as ai opins a can…
Yep. Da canopenur an da *taps taps taps ona ej ov a bole* mayks em coms running for a NOM NOM NOM. Nuffin laik it fur getting kittehs to come.
Hur hur hur, HCR.
sry. Iz in a pun-ny mood 2day…
o.O
never aplologise for phuns!!!
Whut u see? : or ! ??
Dats getting bit prsnl, luvscatsva.
Wait- ai didn’t turn hur/him uside down and luk- ai’m just asking! mebbe onli seeing pointy ends…
Aifinks will defniatly see pointy ends if terns him/her upsaid down – iz ful ov coffeee an ona ej, reddy to powns wif pointy clors.
Aplolijees.
Ai dint meen to sown critticlol, luvscatsva. Wos jus teesin.
Java, java, java, java, java, cofi, caffeeeen, choclaite. How kan be too much iffa my blud looks lyk cofi?
happi kitteh de babi foto, berri kyoot
happi kitteh wuz mebbe a liddul tuu happi
“K’mon ovah bebbeh, HAOUL lotta shayken goen awn!!”
Misschivvuss Liddill
Kitteh nawtz needz Kaffeen 2
drybe himz Hewminz NUTZ!
Misschivuss Liddill
Kitteh awllwayz luukeengz 4
noo Speshull Playssez!!
Misschivuss Liddill
Kitteh clymz Curtinnz wiffowtz
Prittee Wun knoezeeng!!!
Jack.
*zing!*
*gigglol* Last week teh Dexter kitteh knoked over mah cawfee in teh mornink. Befoar I culd git it kleened up, he drank sum. (Smelld lyke milk.) I kwietly kleened it up.
A few minnitz layter, I lukt and teh Dexter-kitteh wuz likkin his paws kwik-kwik-kwik. “Whatsamatter wit dat kitteh?” sez teh Huzbing. “Um, nuthin,” I sez.
Lik-lik-lik-kwik-kwik-kwik goes teh kitteh. . . (Pee Ess, no tabbehs wuz harmd in teh mayking of this troo storeh . . . )
LOLs! mah layla wood nevur drink teh cawfee, but hur nos wot a kartun of milk luks lyk!
hur sees meh gets owt teh frij adn hur gows wild!
“meow-meow-meow” jumpy-dans-dans “meow” hur ses! sumtyms i lyk tu fink she sain ‘pls, can i hav sum milks!’
Yep, mah Dexter-kitteh noes whut milk is! When he seez teh milk carton, he starts talkin – LOWDly!
Mai kittehs doan eben cair wuht ai tayk owt of frig – if itz in frig it mus be da NOMS!
‘meow-meow” *rubz roun roun roun legz* “purr purr purr”
yikes! I brot a hyooge caek for teh bear vs kitteh video, but I think it’s too late for caek over there!!
*puts yello criem scene tape around teh b v k lol*
So here is teh caek if anyone wants some… spice caek today wif floofy white icing… mmmmmm
MMMMMmmm nom nom nom, thx, leeza!
ofangyuberimeowtch! Izz indeedy-do nommy caek – adn jsut inz tym foar mai myd-moarneng nombraek. Ai duzzunt eeben caer ifz teh krums getz inna keebored … *nomnomnomnom*
*yoinks a peace of caek*
Thanks – will do nicely to keep my blood-sugar on a non-aiwantoyellatallthestoopypeepsondabussondawayhome level until I get home and dinner is ready…
Nenne it sowndz laik u needz to put on ur empeethree earfonz and shut de aiz so no can see stoopypeeps on da bus. Den u getz hom in a nais mood an eetz dinner wif a happee fais.
Yesh- wuz tew layte lass nite- ai had to sneek off to bed wifowt saying gudnite- too much trolliness going on, ifinkso! Leeza, mai wetherperson sez souf of us may haz more sno than us- we may haz 6 inches (!)- whut urs sez?
OOOh, yesh, wii lyke teh floofy white icing… lik lik lik chomp nosh gobble… Fanks Leeza!
Happycat iz HAPPY!
an kyoot!!
*titens CHRG wdoi*
Spelling fail CAFFEINE!
Wuldn be lolcats iffen no spleling fail, ccprivate.
Ohhaieverybodywhatgoingonwhatwasthatnodin’tseethatwhydidyou
OMG Iz Tiny HappiCat!
It’s HappyCat’s widdlol spawn!
Yes! Son of HappyCat! (oh noes! duz dis meen dat da Momma is MaryMagdaleneCat? an dat DaVinciCat wuz rite?)
MerLOLvingian Kitteh?
I can has triplol espresso?
Lol, that’s me! Never too much caffeine.
Moar Moar!
*finds CareTroll mask lying on the ground and puts it on…”Ar yuu peepul lettyng taht kitteh get at teh cawfee urn agen???
Suches ##Ratzenfratzen## laowsee CheezPeeps yuu ar!! Doan yuu reealyze taht cat’s brayne iys jes gone, gone, goned wif awl taht caffeeine stihmulashun…jes luuk at her!!! Her haz bin reduceded tuu nuffin butt a liddol bawl ov Russhin-Bloo floof…. adn anovver fing….!!
*Caretroll mask falls off* “Halp!! Where am I?? And why is that crowd of people watching me like that…..?”
ooooo – beebeh HappiCat
We’re all mad here, Alice.
what type of cat is that?
I’m not entirely sure, but I think it might be a very young scottish fold. It’s lacking some of the features, but the color at least matches that of a scottish fold.
I iz babiz happi kat????
da storee uv bebe happikat
Omg, eez meeneeahtchure Happy Cat! Nao dey maikz everytin in does makin’ stuffz playces.
Everbody alredy sai it…. BABY HAPPYCAT!!! De inseptshul bringer of de lolz! I can has?
did happycat drinc two much cofey agin?