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Now, tell me about your kittenhood.
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Anilist kitteh!
ohai nd congrads Anni !!
Thx PB! Hab u enny warmf 2 spaer? Ai wudn’t sai it’s cawld, juss dat Ai aer glad Ai aern’t a brass munkee!
Itz daon tu 16C tunyte; waz onli 22C/68 tudai. Wi goanna hab 34 C / 94 F ober teh weak weke weekned !!
* Yu shud trabbel heer foar yor winta ( nd ortum nd spring, hee hee ) *
22C (I maek it 72F) iz kwite warm enuff fur me – enni hotter an Ai haz 2 lie doun an swett!
* PB betta du teh maffs neks tiem … sorree
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Tazmania wud suut yu, tehn !! Hobart iz 15/59 nao (10:35 pm) nd 22C/72F to 24C/75F foar teh neks fyu daze !!
If yu du wont to si sno tehre, jus go up tehir mount wellington butt(!) tehy donut hab it in teh city !! * PB yoost to lib tehre !! *
Ohai PB. Tazzie iz so gud. Ai went der 4 hollyday an lufd it. Bit cold 4 me tho. Iz in teh west. 35 todai, 35 tomorrow, 37 necst dai. Urk. Sumwer in btween this an Tazzie be gud. Butt(!) Iz going bak to werkings tomorrow – hair condishning – ahhhh.
Corn fabulations Anni!
I’m all catered out after yesturdays spread – butt (!!!) *rummidj rummidj rummidj* ai has sum tee, cawfee and chonklitship cookies for sillybraytoree noms!
Affer yestidai, dat seems enuff! Ai aer still full!
Yez, juss cawfee fur mi, thx Nenne !!
U had enuf beerz yesterdai then PB?
anniledezliss kitteh!
Ai’m awl eers!
GMTA@
Yu hab wun ower !! * Waik mi at teh end, plzthx !! *
I…. called…. SHOTGUN!….
.. tehn wi iz shi sittin on teh driberz sied ob teh cowtch ??
Well jes mebbe dis kitteh isn’t down under, in Japan, or some udder part of the former British umpire…. Hmmmm?
Juss kiddin, yu kno !! * maiks us awl tihnk, ai sai !!
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no problems
I see see shells frum da see shore!
a lot of them!!
Shi selz tehm ..
buys dem is moar probablol dough…
dat bii beutemuss dehsplae!
it is!!
she musta walke a lot onda beech dough…
Pardon moi… I believe you’ve mistaken me for someone who cares.
Onnist Kittee iz …
* Ohai RD !! *
… tellin it teh wai it iz !!
♪ on second throu : if ai wun 2 seekin shell, aill tri 2 go near tha sii. .. .uhm.. . . . . … .
Congaz awn teh FP fawr yor capshun filmbooks !!
I lub teh kidlet nd kittee foto !!
Thx! Very excitin’
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
tryz 2 fyndz owtz wye Kittehz
lubz plump Cheezburgrz!
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
habz Toobz andz Jarz ubs Prittee
Feengz. Moast distrakkteengz!!
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
habz Pryvitt Coalekkshun ubz
Shynee Deevyssez!!!
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
habz berrhen nyss Beeg Lawng Chayr,
but himz woant’z shayr itz!
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
nawtz habz mennee payshuntz. Moast
Kittehz wawntz 2 playz!!
Dawkturr Seegmund Foaldz
amz stawleengz 4 tyme. Himz knoez
datz it amz Baff Day!!!
Jack.
@@@@@! Ai lub “Dowkturr Seegmund Foaldz” Jack. Dat’s inspyred!
Mii tew!!
*snikr*
Seegmund Foalds – gud wun!!!
Jack – u are the bestest!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
@@@@@@@ Jack!
Seegmund Foalds – heh heh. Jack maked a funy. Bery gud.
Jack: eech pome yuu maike iys beddure tahn teh last……!
Oh noes! Not BAFF DAY!!!
Wud skottish foald kitteh preefur haggis instaed of cheezbrgr?
yus plz, 2KK! i can has hagyis nao?
shud we read a Robert Burns pome too – even if its knot jan. 25th?!?
yus, teh pome is bery aproprayut tu akompanee teh hagyis neeps adn teh tatties!
we can hab teh wiskee tu?
mmm a gud singlol malt, butt (!) it’s too earlee in da mornin heer.
wiskee? I hearded sumwun tawk owf wiskee? I kin has pwease? I needs sumfing to mayk me warm and happy. kthnxibrotaglassjestincase…
of corse!!!
lagawulleen??
leapfroag??
dullweenie??
i hab jus ordured teh gold labul jonnie walker fur teh otter haf as teh valintyms present…
i fink we hab tu tri eet and maek shoor is nawt poysun… aftur awl teh gold is lyk teh orinj onlee shinee!
ooh – shiney!!!
ooh – yesh – we shud definitly taste it!!!
u taste eet nawt sekkund tho, tehn i tri… no offense but rathur u tahn meh!!
Aifinkso Rabbie Berns rited hiz pomes in lolspeak juss fur us
* taking bestest skottish akssent *
Arya sayin dat Rabbie Berns inventd lolspeak moarrr dan too santurees ago?
ai listened to a program on BBC7 yesturday about the history of Burns nite – and I sware – If norwegian was english – it wud sound like scottish!
teh most relevunt cood fink ov is ‘tu a maus’ :
Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,
O, what panic’s in thy breastie!
adn awlso ‘tu a hagyis’ :
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm.
Well, nenne, teh Norsemens did inbade Skotland an a lot uv plaesnaems an sum dialekt werds aer norse.
ow u feel bowt dat, kitteh?
clappi clappi♪ .. . …….. ?. . ………. ….. . . .. .. . … . yessi
It didz sux bigtymez. Kan I jus kurl up nex ti u an cuddlez an petz u an rub ur kewt liddle earz?
is the source of all yer problems today, ai finkso.
I awlways thot that wus Igor…?
*snerk*
u’d fink PdB wud nose dat!!!
hmmm… iiinterestin…..
i keep havin recurring dreamz of cheezburgers.
Absolute perfection
Noebuddy, butt noebuddy iys az adept at feigning iynterist az Kitteh;
(her haz nawt cultivatid taht poker fayce foar nuffin ……..!)
SQEEEEEE!
dis kitteh must be relaytid tu mai preshuss Miss Bonny!
Tehy luk alike!!!! Wow!!! an hur sitz lyk dat, tu, wif paws crost. Serious kitteh iz seerius!
b shur tu payz teh ladee at teh desk on ur way owt. copay iz elebenty cheezburgerz.
Dr. Katz