
But MOOOM! Timmy’s mom made cheezburgers for everyone when we went to his house!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Nelnel via Advanced Lol Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Hold still I | IT BURNS!!! Next »

But MOOOM! Timmy’s mom made cheezburgers for everyone when we went to his house!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Nelnel via Advanced Lol Builder
U’r meen 2 me!
congra rats anni! u leed teh brayd!
Thx jk2k!
kitteh needz tew keepup wif teh frenz!
yesh deer ob cors shee dyd
den go bak tu Timmyz howse and himz mom kin make u more cheezburgerz!!
If TImmy’s mom telled u to jump off a cliff, then I’d make a cheezburger.
Wait, whut?
Ohai {{{{LCB}}}} you can has maternul skilz?
Well, I doesnot has teh kids of my own, so I has to be maternally skillful wif everybuddy else.
My skills, u like?
We can haz cheezburger?!!!!
adn friez?
Can’t haz cheezurbur wifout friez. Dat wud bees rong.
Sandcats! At my zoo!!! Babies!!! I just seed dis todai!!!!
Cincinnati zoo is teh ossim.
sssqqquuueeee!!! how kyoot!!!
Dat wun habs strypes awn him arms.
Lubs dem arm banz! Wanna pet dem- dey luk so SOFF!
O Hai, DavecanhasDrTinyCat, yu lib in Cin….cinc…Cincy? Ai libs in Dayton, we iz prakitikly naybors!
Nawt until U haz eeted yer libbur adn unyums.
PLEH!
dubble PLEH!
*grabz kehtsipp bottul tu drahn libba*
neva wurkd, dough!
Teh ownlee wai Ai’ll eet libber is in a casserowl wiv lossa bacun.
I lubz liver and unyunz!!!! wif gravy adn mashifyed taterz!!1!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Ai’m wiv yu – cukked rite, liberanunyuns is yummy tummy tastic!
*snerk*
Sum ob mai bestest frendz R lybrayryuns…an verree taystee tehy wus, too!
Butt butt wai eet teh libber b mashed taterz n graby when yoo can has just teh mashed taters n graby?
I likez a balanced meel.
Tahtz wi teh tietroap wawker haz himz luntsh harf wai !!
unyunz nawt fur kittehz! Juz gibs dem deh libber.
adn dere wuz ‘nip adn fuzzee toiz, tu!
an wee gawt too klimbe awn da kurtinz an sharpin ower clauses awn da foonichur……..
timmy’s mom iz phun….an priddy…..an….
adn wii awlsoe gotz tu:
Attak attak attak teh hyoomin fetez!
Biyt biyt biyt teh hyoomin fingaz!
Chompe chompe chompe awn teh shoesuz
Diggz ar klawz entu teh wudwurk
E…
*putz screemin, whinnin, ingrates into a beeg box*
*leeves box on Timmy’s mom’s porch*
*rings doorbell*
*runsaway*
Eat elebenty cheezburgers
Fight and wrastlol and ruffhouse indoors
Go to sleep anytime we want
H…
Hoppin upp an doun awn da beds
Ignoard awl da yoosual rools
Jumpd awf da rufe
K…
Katch teh fishis in teh acwa…akua…fish boal
Leeve paw prince on teh karpit
Mayk a mess in Timmy’s rume
N….
Klime deh tree
Luk in deh cubberdz
Meow bery lowdly adn piteously
N….
Nocked doun da priezlis air looms
Opined awl da kubburds
Powncd awn da goggie
R….
Run inside wiff sharp endz deployed
Shredd watever we want
Ticklol hoomins wiff whiskees wen dey sleepenz
U…
An we stayed upawl nite!
An now we has a tired an crankee!
dis bii lubblee kitteh! iz won littul fangee shorta dan teh udda?
ai sawd dat two…mehbe wuz babeh toof fawld owt an noo wun grown inn?
FEED ME!
has ben fureva sins ai has noms!
I’M A MEAN GREEN KITTEH FROM OUTER SPACE!
yu noe, ai wuz gonnae goe dere….
Seymour!
Ohno – nao Ai is gonna be singin taht in mai sleeps! Ah well; tehre is werserer eerwerms!
* Bringz sum libber and unyums frum up thread. *
Opun wide
* frows teh libber adn unyums @ teh maus mowf *
Duz annee une heer habba an emry bord scrasher fur der kittehs? Dey luk kinda neet, butt (!) ai redsz dey tip over wit kittehs and kittehs get reel-reel scared an runz awai frumz dem.
Hi Jajeh. My new son-in-law’s father has a scratcher where the scratchy-stuff is corrugated box with the edges turned out. Very cool, and very cheap to refill (got boxes?). Google is yer fren’…
Ai’s got corrugated !!!!!!
Who needs corrugated ?????
oh deer!!! **wanders awf to NB chortling**
ai doan haz wun butt ai deed fined sum rebues hear:
thecatsite
Fankoo, willy boy! Ai noe to nawt boffer wif emry bord scrasher. Mai kittehs hab sebral posts of varyus sizes, as well as coir welcome mats dat ai gawt wen dey borrered deh naybers awl deh tieme. Bartee awlso liekes tu use mai sootcase and Ben liekes to impruve de matrus.
CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!! looking for peeps that have the smell of cheeseburgers on them to eat them….
You keep whining, young man, and I’ll give you something to whine about.
But MAAAAAWWWMMMMM…………
U yoos to bees teh kewl mawm. pleh!!!
U HAS A GROUNDED!!!
Chill owt, kid. Mommee needz hur tekillya.
LOL red!
Ahnd her Jack.
Ahnd her Captain.
Dese kids be KILLIN me !!
My maturnlol instinkz iz borked!
mine tew! or I use it up on the kittehs!
My mahm wunse tolded me I’d be gud mahm (to hyoomin) cuz I’m gud mahm to kittehz.
I sed, “Butt mahm, yoo can leev kittehs at hoam by dere-selbs an nowun cawlz teh cops on ya! No can do dat wif teh hyoomin kidlets.”
LOL! mai mom sed teh sayme fing on her last visit!
Teh onlee chillunz dat I’m ever gonna has iz of teh foar-leggid varietee.
Ohai red. U haz teh messij nawt inna bottlol
**runz to luuk**
Awww….iz teh kyoot!
**whispurrs** I has dat awn teh 45 rpm rekkerd.
Eet’s okay, bebeh. I make u some fish sticks.
This is so WOW!!! I told all my palz about this lol!!!! lol
damn… they just ruined the MOAR kitteh – moment of silence
Wel, yung kitteh-boi; weez nawt gunna maike cheezburgers heer; we haz kollecktid eleventy-sevvin kuupawns frum teh Sundaiy papure; synce we gotta uuse tehm up, we be goeing tehre, liek evereeboddee eylse….!