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Congrats, Q U leed teh brayde!
Aifinkso we should amble over to Nom and get some refroschminks. You, me, Leeza, and all the Cheezfriends!
Juss a bit moar…..
now, 4 teh couch!!
Egad! Purplol plush cooshun!
on a red couch!
I’m BLIND nao!!
Ai wuns had a teecher hoo wared clashin shaeds uv red an purplol an her had carrot cullerd hares!
Oh, said Q. Who is wearing red shoes, multi-colored harlequin patterned tights, a red skirt, and a purple cashmere twin-set, and thought she was truly styling! My hair, at least, is black, not red…
On u it luks Good.
Fang Q. I must say that my purple sweater has nothing in common with the hue, intensity, or texture of the purple plush pillow. I do have a modicum of fashion sense.
I myself do nawt.
The purplol in teh cushion is teh sayme kullur as teh shooz I wor yestiday. Onlee they were sparklee, nawt plush.
Oh, and I has purplol toenayl polish on to match!
Purplol, I can never has enuff of it!
Yesh..purpol iz beyootiful !!!
good idyea!!! **plans trip to buy purplol nail polish**
I has menneh shayds of purplol nayl polish.
Teh purplol sparkly shooz, I got for Crismus. They look sorta like Dorothy’s red shooz in Wizzard of Oz, onlee purplol. Wun of owr higher-up administrators walkt into mah offix yestiday and asked with a smiol: “Going to Kansas?” Took me a minnit to realize he wuz referrin to mah sparklee shooz! So I klikkt mah heels together and wisht I wuz home with mah Huzbing and mah Tabbeh-Qat. But it didn’t wurk for me lyke it did for Dorothy . . .
jus wen aot fur eh jogg whereun purpul tiytz adn oranj (nawt poyson) shirt! STN!
‘scuse me.
Ai speckted no less. Dat plursh purplol piller is BAD, I don’t care who you are!
OOps, sorry gremlin, no disrespecks intended. no dout yore purplol is bootimus, specially iffen it’s sparklee! And tonales in purplol? Yay!
ifinkso beauty is in teh eye of teh bee holder.
what sum of us lieks mite sting somewun else…
No offenz tayken! I realize mah lub of purplol in all itz glorious shayds may fall owtside whut sum uthers consider “normal” or “acceptable” behavyor. That duz nawt shame me nor deter me wun whit!
I will nawt wayt till I am an old wumman to wayr purplol!
Ai lub purplol 2! I still fink dat it duz nawt go wiv orinjy reds tho!
Ai lubs teh purplol dat goes wif Mardy Grah! Purplol, green, n yeller. n menny beeds, king caek, muzik…
No, I duz nawt yushully wayr purplol with brite red. Mah eggsperience iz a gurl onlee duz that if she wunz to kawz a riot.
purrplol powah!!!!
yu goe gremlin..raze da purrplol flagg hie an wif an prowdnis!
I wayrs mah purplol lowd and prowd!
In teh 80s, I useta wayr awl kynz of brite cullurs together. Wun day I kaym to wurks wayring yellow pantz, a brite bloo tawp, and a brite pink jacket. Mah office-mate just blinked at me when I walked in. She needed sum sunglasses to luk at me, ifinkso!
Power to da purplol, rite on.
u go gurl!!! Mai boy hadded a bulleetin bored bak in deh 80z adn deh peepz hoo logged on had tu signinged an agreement (fur leegull porpoises) tu useing deh bored. Wun uv deh fingz dey agreed tu wuz dat purplol iz deh bestest color ever!! LOL! Datz mai boi!
gremlin, ifinkso u wares teh colors that I liek on my walls.
Purplol pwns!
Purplol iz mah favrit kulur azwell!!!
Dere aer reds dat go wiv sum purplols awn teh uvver paw dere aer reds dat do nawt go wiv ennee purplol ebber! Teh teecher mikst orinjy reds wiv bloo reds an it wuz poyzn!
Yuck!!! Ai lubs me sum purpoll but that mixedsure sounds diabolical. BTW and OT, nao I know wot u meant about the rood messidge. I din’t look at that LOL again until now. Pleh. Pbbbbt. Wotebber. Fanks for ur mail! *crawls up to Annipuss and starts purring*
Gud for yoo, Q! I luvs yor fashun-forward redness! Yoo go, gurl!
taik TAHT, yuu BC, yuu!
awl kittehz ar beutemus!
Can’t we awl jus get along?
yesh, we need to unite to defeat teh forces of drooly goggies.
kittehs ov all colours, unite!
an den UNTIE (all teh shewlayces, dat is)
adn den untie deh ribbinz on deh pakkijez
Then untie teh ties that blind us. *nods*
Whut? U never tied a tie around ur hed and it slipped down over ur eyes? Or is that just me?
Um…just u.
On Fridays.
During leap year.
And all throughout May…
purrrty is as purrrrty duz, kitteh.
this would make more sense if the one getting beat up was a dog!
Or mebbe wittlol orinj kitteh is sayin: No, reelly! dat burd I cotched was DIS big!
Teh wun taht gawt awai awlwais is!
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPY BURFDAY to Ferso an StrayCatz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, orinj caeks wif lemmin icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, and goodie bags filled wif, um… loonymommy haz made a donayshum ob a hundred-elebenty orc war axes her haz winned in sum loony game her playz online, so taht we kan haz re-enaktment ob the battlol ob mordor. um ok, wutever. *calls lolyer to aksing how taht restrayning order iz coming along* also liddle remote control flying motorsikkles, kandee, an funky dezine coluring buks wif mood crayns taht chaynj colurs to show wut mood yor in!! an a big swish ob t eh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Happy birfdai Ferso an StrayCatz an all otters who has a birfdai todai!!!
**picks up ax and starts swingin**
oooh, fun!
ohai hoppi burfdaze ferso an straycatz ware ebber dey bee!!
kin ai bee an elfgurl???? pleez oh pleez!!!!
kin ai fite neer
Viggo MortensenAragorn?Aragon?!? where?!?!
**swoons**
*swoons next to gammacat*
Ai duzzint find him kwite az hawt in uvver roles, but heez yummylishus az Aragon.
he was swoonwurthy in Pirates ifinkso….
*Ahem*
Dat was Orlando (Legolas) in Pirates, nawt Viggo (Aragorn)
Too many swoonings ober teh mens, aifinkso, teh braynes cells ar mixing them altogevver.
Hunks iz hunks, adn dey is awl swoonwurthy, Aifinkso.
Happi Burfdai foaks !!
* PB halps himzselb tu orinj caek …… nom nom nom nom !! *
* PB nao feals a littlol sik … Izit teh poyzen, hi wunderz ?? *
O a fliien motorsyckle !! * Gotta cut teh lorn laiter
!! *
Thxberrimutsh Burfday Fairy !!
Iz mai kitteh liv dubble lyfe? Dis luk jus liek hims!
Aw, ai lieks when dat happen, den ai find mai kitteh an’ giv hims big smooch.
Gimme 5, Bro!
*runs in wif a kwikniss; pownces on that Maus* MAUS!!!! It be YOOO!!!!!!
*counts out 3 lottery tikkets*
That’ll be elebenty munnies, kthx.
Hows teh shingles.
MAUSSSSS !!!!!!!
** powncepowncepownce **
** hedbonkhedbonkhedbonk **
Maus!!! **Boop**
**hands Maus five kittehs**
Ohai, Maus! Iz u sik athoam agin, or did dey gib bak ICHC access atwerk?
Ai rillee rillee hoap ur feline beddur & dat u haz ur ICHC access bak atwerk.
If not, mabye we’ll take up a colleckshun and buy him a SMRTfone so he can access ICHC in spite of work. *nods*
Ai kin haz SMRTfone? It wud be phun to see YouTube atwerk (itz blokked heer).
Well, donot get a iFone. U cannot see teh embedded utoobs. OTOH, u can go to teh utoob site wif it. It is a puzzlement.
ohai LCB!!! ai hasnt seen you in a while! how are you doin?
I has had a sick and a bizzy. Not a good combination. Then today I spended 4 hours in teh ER wif a co-worker. She is teh ok, but they is all “hurry up and wate” there.
Teh good news is that after I taked her home I stopped off for lunch at 5 Guise Burgerz & Frys. They is teh vry good. I postified on my profile a few pics, including teh one of teh note I leaved on their bulletin board (teh old-fashioned kine). Teh guy behind teh counter axed WTF? but Ingerlish is not his first language so is teh hard to splain lolspeak.
I’ve herd of 5 guise, but we don’t have it on the left coast. We do have in&out which I get once ebery couple of months!
hope you feel better soon! it’s hard to get anything done when you have the pleh!
After I got sick, it took week week weeks to feel vaguely enthused about work!
I has heard of them.
A fren whut lives in teh L.A. was having some pleh mediclol stuff didz and I axed him whut I could does to halp. He sed, “Send me a bookay of cheezburgerz.” I knew he was teh kidding, but I googloled “best burger los angeles” and it came up wif In&Out Burger. So I finded their web site and sended him a gift card to there. When he got it he telled me it was his favoritest place for burgerz. Oh, and he has a cockatiel whut loves their frys so he sayed “U made a man and his bird vry happy.”
I am five eagles will that do?.
OHai, Maus; Ai haz nawt seen yuu iyn kwite a lawng tiem…..Ai hoep yuu ar fealing beddure frum teh shingles…. beeing sik ar noe fun: Ai ar kwite tyred ov mai own helf problums maiseylfe…… tehy ar too annoiying adn
bovversome….. Pleh!!!
Wot? Maus was sik wif teh Shingles? That be horrible! *get well soon beams are on the way*
Aftur teh exurschism, Basemnt Ketteh fownd he hadz lost hiz ebil powurz.
(Ei haz an Ebil an ei liekz him jus teh wai he iz….)
Basement cat smackdown!
funneh lol cat for long time berri berri funneh
ruh roh
BC adn oranj-poisin kittehs be at war?
Dis culd be a bbaaaadd find aifinkso.
Castin oaut teh deemuns!