I will call you Breakfast, 2nd Breakfast, elevensies, Lunch, Dinner, and Tea Time
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where’s dessert?
Congrats, carosue!
hao ken yu haff anee puddun effen yu wone eet yur mete?
Kitteh haz jus seprated them into mealz. He not say how manee courses in each meal so I tink they jus be the meat dish for each meal.
Ana coffy?
Rodints aer frenz, nawt noms!
“Finding Nemo” ref FTW! (and my sentiments eggsactly)
Lord of the Rings ref silly
derez teh conga ratz, aifinkso!
Ai notis dey ar nawt dansin….
dey doen teh ‘wyet ratz’ dans.
Doan’t lukk naow, but Aifink dinnur iz tryin 2 eggskaep!
no, that’s half pint. he’s aleing.
*rimshot*
Hur hur hur sweetpea.
Awetoekrattik cat is awetoekrattik
Second rodent to left whispurs: I didn’t think he gnu abowt sekkund brekfust!
*snerk* LotR ref FTW!
Ohai, Giz! Hao yoo be? It is flurryifying here and kwite pritteh . . .
ohai, Gremlin! ai be gud, fankees! ai submits mai PeeAchDee on fryday – eeeeeep!
Best uv lukk!
ofanks, anni! ai been werkin hard awl day (pwomise!) adn short cheezbrayks halp me tu nawt go insayn… :s it wil be a hyuuuuuuj releef tu be finishd!
Gud lukk wif PeeAchDee Gizmo!!
BTW ur pic ov kitteh Gizmo iz cewt. Weer iz TTI?
ofanks, OzcatMum! TTI is teh acronomnomnom fur TeenyTinyIngerland
ofanks, Gizmo. Not shur ov teh acrnonomom for Oz, but today culd be VVH – VeryVeryHot!!!
Ohai OzcatMum *extends floofy paw of fwendship across teh Tazmin*
Ai corl Noo Ziland Eensy Weensy Noo Ziland (EWNZ) – mebbe teh Orstralia cud be KBO- fur Kwite Big Ozzie??
Woot woot woot! Hooray for Gizmo, hoo is a berry edumakayted kitteh!
ofanks, gremlin! ai hopes mai eggsaminors has teh similar foughts!
Awl teh best awf lukk, Gizmo! And Congrats! I still has moar than 2 yeers to go and it b liek furrebbur. Lukkily
fankees, hcr! dem last tu yeers wil fly by – beleef me! it tuk me fur yeers (ai werk part tym adn teech tu) adn ai still feel lyk ai cud do wif anuver yeer or tu tu finish it off…!
I has a hyooge impressed u didded it in ownly 4 yeers -wiff part-time wurk AND teeching awn top!
*tayks awf invisibul hat*
*courtsey*
woo hoo and congrashumalashuns. what field of reeeeesearch is your PeeAcheDee in?
fankee, Phillipe! ai will silly brayte on frydai, aifinkso! mai PeeAcheDee is on teh Gothic in contemporary literature and illustrated works (e.g. graphic novels) its bene lots uf fun tu rite!
God lukks and concatchoolayshuns, Gizmo!
*haz frijistator full of champers, reddy to pop teh corks wenn you r done*
fanks, booklion – ai is sew lukkin forword tu
gulpgulpgulpingdaintily sipping sum of dat shampers!Ohai Gizmo, congratz on finishin teh PeeHaychDee, adn gud lukks furr friedegg! Ai’z shure yu will wow teh egg-salmon-aters, adn ai’ll be happee to joyne yu wiv dat shampers!
*crossis paws fur Gizmo*
ofanks mmm! ai hasnt kwite finished yet, but will be awl handed in bai friedegg
ai wont mete mai egg-salmon-aters (snerk!) fur tu or free munfs, sew ai has plentee uf tym tu get ober mai nerves…rite?!?!
An tehn we will has to cawl yu Dokter Gizmo! Ai lyk teh sowndz ob taht!
Jus needs to getz appinun tea, supperz and 1 0r 2, no 4 snackz for betweenz and he haz a whole set.
Mmmmm… mice!
boviuslee this kitteh missed teh No Noms consert….
Kitteh thot u sed “No nommin teh Rodins”, so he iz stayin away frum teh sculptures an concentrating awn small furry animuls…..
*snerk*
pft! just because u is a statchoo booklion dont fink ur safe! teh pidgeons heard u snerking….
* putz a num brella over booklion*
fankeee, cween! *she said stachooesquely*
and pbbbbt! to yu, yu pijjins!
ohh ratzen-fratzen booklion.. yew maed mii snarfle mai tea… Aye awlmoast borked anudder keybored.
@@@@@
*handz Smammie a Shamwow*
wudn’t want deh borkifyed keebored!
fankii fur da hankii, oh cween ob teh realm.
dats an unnerstaetmint…iz werkin on mai 3rd az it iz. Aye haff lurnt nawt tu bii reedin certin frenz e-mayos wyle sippin teh Urly Gray
um, booklion…did u relize that ‘pbbbbt’ is ackshully pidjin english for ‘ohai, come sit on me’?
Shouldn’t tea time be BEFORE dinner?
Smawll eerd. lawwwng tayldz lumpz
needz 2 beez tawtz jusst hoo amz
t3h Bawss arowndz heer!
Smawll eerd, lawwwng tayldz lumpz
habs Eee Dee Bee Dee Ieez. Nawtz
lyke Flooffee Kitteh!!
Smawll eerd, lawwwng tayldz lumpz
duz nawtz feenkz Flooffee Kitteh
willz attakkz…. Dayz RAWNG!!!
Jack.
*cue scaree moozik…*
Lyke dat?
oh yesh – Ai noo you’d find the rite soundtrack!!
Luk at dat, mai fuds all lined up.
Oooh! Maus am nawt gonna lyke dis!!!
Mebbe iz a gud thing hii not kum bai much ennneemoar.
Mebbe foar himz? Sertenly nawt foar us…
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
o whutta GUD eyedeer, mai cween! Tahtz haow ai gawt startud heer – jsut jumpded inz wun dae, foar da hekuvit … adn ai has bin hasing teh funnz ebbree sints!
yes, wii wuz awl lurkerz wunst. ifinso it b moar funz tu play!
Berry gud aideea, cweenmj! As alwheeze!
*praktisses extending floofy paw of frendsheep, in antissipayshun of menneh gnu frenz* Whut a gud idear!
Gud idea cweenmj!!
Pls excewz mai ingoriance (bit nyoo at dis an from downunda) but wot is TTI? Iz dis a place? In Engyland?
Yes, it is England. It b standing fur Teeny Tiny Ingerland. Dis adn uzzer akronymz b ade sigh furred at deh Acronymz paig of deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Ofanks cweenmj.
Ahaa. So meny pages fore me to luk at! An Iz sposed to go bak to werk tomorrow! Teh pumkin hower neerly heer.
I wil mebbe comming to TTI this yeer. I hopes so anyways.
oooo…. dija noez dehre will b a London Cheezmeet?? mebbe u kud go??
Deyre iz a cuppla nownsmintz bowt it on deh Cryer…..
Yayyyy LotR reference ROCKS.
:D:D
YAY twize!
Knowtiss dat unna deh rattz iz leebin!
Sekind frum rite.
Sekkund rat from rite sez: BRB! . . . . NAWT!!!!! *flees*
She deh smartdist one der!
Ana dark wun on lef is thinkin bowt goin too. Dat kitteh iz watchin him tho. Iz der a tiny grey ratty squished una him?
I haz cweschn – how long from wen ai register an put in mai pic til it shose up on mai comments? Mebbe ai did sumfin rong cos itz nawt showin. Enywun nose?
Deh avatarz b frum ur WordPress account (if you have one) not frum ur ICHC profile page. Fur instrukshunz bowt how tu gitting avatarz, see deh avatarz and bloo namez page uv deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Ofanks cweenmj. I haz so much to lern!
Ai did reed abowt teh Cheezmeet an maybe ai can be der in July butt(!) maybe April. Not shur yet. *crosses fingers and toesies*
Ai seez wadya meenz bout lidlo grey rattee, Not sher eff is deh tabullcloff ur a furree.
Ai finkz blakun NOSE he bein eyed bai kitteh an dats wai he wantsta leev!
Itz a smorgis…. smawgus…. lots of kinds of food!
mebbee wii shud haz a smorgizzbored!!
I will bringing deh
Applol Krisp
Baked guds, assorted
Cinnee Bunz
D…..
Dumplinz
Eggynog
Floofy meringue pie
G…
iz maykin me hungree
Grapee jooce
Hottydogs
Iceycreemies!!!
J…
Juice, sordid varieties
Kake, chocolate!
Leming merengue pie
M…
Mirangs
Nutts, chokylit cuvverd
Oreo cukkies
Py, lotts uf it!
Q…
Mannicotti, stuffed wif
Nommy Cheez
O….
Jiggly jello
Key lyme pi
Lazaanya
Mushroomz
N….
Quackers
Rolls wif sosig
Sweety cuppiecakes
Tickytoc bikkies
U …
Upsidedowney cakies
Vishyswa
Watermellions
Xtra spesshl appl pies
Yumyumyum apricops
Zucchini slicees.
oO. I ate too many fings.
Dat cat tinking.. Otay Ratz… here’s dem haus rulz!!!
An dem ratz tinkin
“No tanks kitteh…we’re outta heer!”
Rule nomber wun: Deh Cat iz awlwayz rite!
Rule nomber too: If deh Cat iz rong, see rule nomber wun!
It’s pronounced ‘teh-ah-tim-eh’!
Terry Pratchett ref!!! – teh Hogfather buk ai fink… kant rememburr teh naim ov teh buk dough…
Fanks! Ai is glad tu see u noez ur Hawgfather refrinses!!
Kitteh hearded teh anologee bowt teh iympoartince ov “haveing yuur duckx lineded up inna row”…..Tihs soe iympressid her taht she tuuk iyt tuu hart adn did iyt wif meeses…..
LORD OF THE RINGS FOR TEH WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably already commented, but I have to make this correction.
breakfast
second breakfast
elevensies
luncheon
afternoon tea
dinner
supper
I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that!!
u iz fat greedy kitteh!
Hobbit kitteh furgets teh suppertiem rat.
You watch lord of the rings too much.
what happened to tea time?? mmmmmm they lookz good anyway. ME IS HOBBIT!
Where’s da supper?
wut ‘bowt desert?