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nom nom nom
nao – if they onlee could make it with toona-flavour….
Conga rats and mambo meeces to you!!
Maybe sum tee or cawfee is approeeate for this thyme of day?!?
kongradulasions on ur nawt sekund!!
and danses. 
tee an cawfee frum nennepus! an ai gives a cheezburger.
nom nom nom indeed. XD
thhaaanggss. cawfee plz
kitteh looks determined! NOM NOM NOM I WILL EAT ALL TEH MELON
ALL OF EET
Wuddin it gib yu teh pip !! * Greedie kittee is wurs tahn mi !!
*
Pip pip, hooray! NOM NOM NOM. Shur iz hungry kitteh.
congra rats on yr nawt sekund, Screen.
adn awl i hab eggstend teh floofy paw ov teh frenships tu yu for i hab nawt meeted yu beefour!
nenne, yu hab tee fur mee tu? i hab kwassonts for awl!!
NOM !!
*
o.O !! * Umm, sorrie ai seme tu hab eetin tehm awl …
is okai, i can maek moar!
Tahts gud !!
BTW, Ai sore sum eester egz in teh shawp tudai !! * Wont sum ?? *
Ai sware, wun dai teh eester egz wil bi owt beforr Lolmas !!
They’re still selling the chrismuss chonklits at haff price heer!!!
Heer two!
Heer three! (but day iz meltin fas). Eester egz heer too. I agreez PB – Eester egz 4 Halween wun dai!
Hawt cross buns in teh shops heer! Yoost ownlee be sowld awn Gud Friedegg!
Ai can rememba taht wen ai wuz a boi !!
)
Fur a wiel, tehy chainjd tehir namz tu ‘Eesta Bunz” (coz tehy wer nawt hawt
Butt were tehy cross bout tihs?
Tehy thott it wuz lodgiclol !! * Ai cud hab kikt tehir bunz !! Grr !! *
Didn cross der minds…
A wabbit raest a turtlol
Teh littlol turtlol wun
An misstur wabbit caem in larst
A littlol hawt cross bun!
LOL
*sad slow headshake*
*sigh*
*hands PB a broom to clare a way the crumbs*
Little greedy floofeh chick!!
butt (!!) we lubs u!!
ur welcume!
Caitering is the ufn – speshoolee virtual wun, deer snoe dishies to wash up…
Dat’s flooffehniss? O, ai fort it woz…. well nebber mynd
*snerk*
*poynts MMM towards the naughty barn…*
8)
Conga rats, Screen, nice to meetcha!
Bloola, tee sownds grate Ifinksotoo! Mebbe there b sum foar me 2? And Fanks foar teh kwassonts! Jest whut I need. Hasunt had real brekfist yet.
May I ask where in teh wurld u iz? Does u has teh cowld? We does! Butt maf feet are awlmost completely defrostet nao. Heating, I luvs it.
Bwt nenne, we has ice awn our fjord as well nao! Is teh eggsiting!!! Sum moar and i kin skate to wurk…
Hao are fings in teh Norf?
i is fownd in teh eest midylands of engerland. (i is bery, bery scottish but i has a moov wen i met my otter haf)
I has awlso got teh coco pops fur teh brekkyfasts if teh kwassonts awl get eeted by PB!
we has a liddle of teh cowld butt(!!) is nawt effecting me – i has a bebbeh in mah belleh adn 30lbs of eggstra wate tu keeps meh warm! *woddul woddul!*
Taht wuz a B I G anowncmint !!
Menni Congarads tu Yew !!11!!
Wow, Scottish! Ifinkso uz teh ownly wun I has met here sofa! Iz been to Scotland wuns, to teh Aberdeen Internashunal Yuth festival, butt it’s sum time ago. Lubbly taon, though! And mennee lubbly peeps.
Bebbeh in ur belleh is teh luvly. Mayks me be awl smiles
. Bigbigbig happy honeycakesmiles. Hao lowng to go?
i hab 8 weeks adn 3 dais tu go! i is cowtin teh sekkunds… is nawt nise tu keep teh fool grown nuborn insyd teh belleh – is bery uncumfybertul!
fanks PB! i has a 9 (10!) munf happi wif teh bean pregynant, is lots of hard werk nao and tu come thow!
Ohai bloola, congrats on teh neerly-there bebbeh.
It’ll be lawts of hard werk, butt lawts ov fun two!!
Won’t be lawng nao, at leest yu not suffrin wiv teh heet
Conga rats Bloola!! Nice to be pregynant wen itz cold so u not toooo uncumftbl. Mi fren jus gon bak to Scottylan an she pleesd to be awai from Oz summa.
If onlee I cud taist sweetnuss.
If kittee wer a goggie, shi cud bi a littlol meloncolly …. !!
funnie har har” oar “funne parkyuliar” ?? :wk
Har har har!
Hee hee
* ho ho … coff … o boi !! 
*
Har har. Gud to see u got da sens of hoomr still afta Aussieday PB. Sumwum in mai hows not so cheepy todai. He hadz bery gud taim las nite.
Thx OCM !! Adn yew !! Hab wi met ?? Waivz floofy blak paw !!
Wut a bootifull kitteh! *splort*
oh noes! AC is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts AC in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*looks up at the LOL to see wut the fuss is about*
*sees the kyoot kitteh again*
SPLORT!!!
O Noes !! Nennepus iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv Vic Bitter*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Nenneus to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit nd sum tim tamz.*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*mmmmmmmmnomnomnomnom
- tim tams –
mmmmmmmmnomnomnomnom*
Fanks PB!!! I let mah guard down whyle helping AC…
*sigh*
Oh nooeee! Rite! Times tu return teh favor. Hold awn Nenne!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with turkish delite sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nennepus in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir (!)*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 (Aaaarggghhhh gh gh gh hhh!) – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
(used wiv kind permishun frum Nennepus)
Byee furr naow – Lonsch tyme (NOM!) C ya laturr!
Guten Appetit!
OMCC our awlways reddy-to-halp luvly nenne is down! Whut to doo? Whut to doo? *hopsaroundincirclols*
*gits self together*
*hops down JCH4K blv daon to teh splort recubbery lowng*
*piks up CCC frum neggst door*
*drives daon JCH4K road to nenne*
*hops to nenne*
nennepus? U ok? hello? hello? speek to me! Oh noes… Awl these brayns, they awl urs? I tries to git them bak togevver…
*collects awl teh brayn cells*
*rinses wiff fresh Apfelschorle*
*mayks 3D jigsaw frum brayn cells*
*carefully puts big hevy brayn in hed*
*mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw frum hedbones*
*tayptayptayps teh bones togevver*
*puts awn gnu CHRG wiff hopping bunnehs awn them*
*raps nenne in warm floofy blankee wiff baby harbor seal awn it*
*leads nenne to recubbery rum*
here, has sum freshly maded hawt choklit and sum awf bloola’s kwassonts and sum awf teh boring incomprehensiblol siuntific papurs frum mah messy desk. Shud un-splort u in an instant!
oh my!!
A tripplol reskew!!!
*goes back to wurk wif brayn all sparklee*!!
Ai feels a bit airheddy…
*sits daon awn comfy chayr wifaneggsausted frum nawsekkund splort repayr*
Silly wabbit.
There, and I wus late! Wusnt eeven nessusary…
no splort-repair is ever unnessussary!!! The more the betterer!!!
{{{{HCR}}}}
Here – have a Tim tam – or sum kwassonts or sum chonklit – there’s more than enuff!!!
Fanku, nennepus! {{{nennepus}}}
*sips choklit*
it’s delishus!
How’s Oslofjord? Awl icy? Does u need teh icebreakers awlreddy? We has icy fjord too, ebbrybuddy is berry eggsitet ‘bowt it! Luks teh great.
ooh – be carefull about walking on it dough…
We can has ice around the islands – but the middle is free – theres to much traffic for it to stay…
Is cold – but not very cold anymore – only round minus 5 to 8 celcius and we have snoe… I can’t remember having minuses for a hole munf!! we havvent been onda pluss side since crismuss day!!
Iz nawt walking awn it! I leeve that to teh gulls. Butt I mite go ice-skating awn a layk, mebbe.
We has had sum littlol pluses in between, butt them hasunt been strong enuff to melt teh sno. Is no fun, hunting stubborn wabbit in teh cold ebbry nite…
Ohai HCR, we iz habbin teh cowld too, iz -3° rite nao, wiv teh iceee wind comin from teh norf, moar sno on teh wai, adn down to -9° at teh weekweekweekend. Butt (!) teh layk gineeva iz nawt frozified yet
Oh, u libs by teh layk gineeva? I didunt noe! Is teh beautimous! Iz been there mennee menne times awn hololiday wiff mah fambly! Awn teh easturn tip.
Ai iz at teh gineeva end ov teh layk, souf side. Iz troo iz berri pritty speshully in wynter!
OMCC that b wun impressive pikshure!!!
Dis woz bak in 2005 – onlee tym ai’ve seen it lyk tihs in teh elebenty mumblee mumblee yeers ai’v been libbin heer!
ice storms are skaree! they bork absomalutlee evreefing!!!
there was wun in VLC that borked haff the country for elebenty weeks – I herded onda radio about it – it was so kwiet all u cud heer was the trees falling inda forrists!!! and u cud see it frum the moon, because easturn VLC was dark!!!
Ohai hcr !! Sayin yor silly iz juss silly !! So doant bi silly, coz yu wernt !!
* Ai hoap yu unnerstan taht, coz ime nawt shor ai du !!
*
Taht wuz yor nawt-sekkond splort repear ?? Congradz tu yu foar taht adn teh niec purrsonal tutchez !!
* adn ai mene taht tuu !
Iz nawt sure I unnerstand…? Nebburmind! I hugs u NEway {{{PoussinBoi}}}
We can haz eggstr LOL todai?
aifink we can has eggstra lols on toosdays, wednesdays an fursday – dey put the viddeos up at 10 yurup tiem!
probableh because we complained about having dem at noon
*note to seff -pleez to paying moar attenshun to teh smawl print on teh lol paij*
Adn seeign yurrup owt ob bed, taht iz teh gud foar awl ob us !!
Very cute! But, what happened to the kitty’s whiskers?
They look like they were all cut off! Poor thing….
Well since nyne owt of ten kitteh’s prefer wiskas, tihs must be teh tenf wun
*snort*
*wypes tee of screen*
u are ufny
8)
Ohai Beth!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
Welcome tu this happeh playce – where the onleh rool is tu play nice and where lolspeak is opshunal…
my kitty love honey melon….seeds!
lol
i’m worried…why do kitty’s whiskers look like they’ve been cut???
I noticed that too.
The language she’s speaking is ukrainian
Interestin! Thanks for the information!
My kitty loves melons too!!!
Ai jes luuve teh waiy teh kitteh’s eiyes kloase wehn her eatez teh melon…… iyn ahbsohlute bliss…!
DON’T FEED YOUR CATS MELON! Very bad for them!!!
Please don’t chop off you cat’s whiskers…they are long for a reason!
kitteh nom noms!
…
Who kut off da kitteh’s wiskurs? He got no nose wiskurs, dey is all stubs.
kittehs nom som pritty od thangs fur obligate karnivurs.
wen aiwuz litul gurl wee haddid dis kitteh hoo snukkt intoo frijitatur mebbe haffowr latur derza skritch skritsh skritsh sownd en weestart heer miaooooo miaoooooooo gidget wuz insyd frugutatur ub koors weeyopent frij en shi jumpt awt en wawkt owt… leevz haff a kanny lop ensyd. shee ettit uvvur haff… ryne en seedz en awl
hehe, that russian is hilarious… his tiny lil paws
I luvv it!
