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conga rats, carosue! wii bii tyd, wiff yu een teh tawp spaht!
Purhaps we kan has stew or other crockpot yummie stuffs at the tye booteek?
an mai rubber duckee!
‘kthnxsqueek
ai can has sitz baff?
out o the frying pan into da pot?
hmmm. *kitteh thinks not got teh saying quite right…*
pot calling teh kitteh black?
*kitteh ponderz fur ther*
if at first you gumbo succeed, cry, cry again?
a kitteh in teh pot is werth two in teh box?
Lolarence Welk sez “An a one, an a two…”
“Turn on teh Boblol Bacheen…”
*Sniff, sniff*
Hmmm… Something smells good. Watcha cookin’, Doc?”
…said Miss Piggy at the beach. “Do I smell …bacon?”
**Red sneeks in**
YOINK
**runzwifakwikness**
YOINK back atca, Red!
*Looks at the black leather thong panties in his hand*
Um… are these yours?
*BLUSH*
Ohai, Maus!
I’m taykin a brake frum YOINKin kittehs, an haz mooved awn to biggur an BEDDER fingz – Cheezmenz!
Yass Hur wuz trying tu yoink U. U shur dem panties nawt belong tu U?
*Looks down*
Oh dear…. ‘scuse me fer a sec…
*Disappears into The Maus Hole*
Ifn yoo iz warin thong unnerwares, den shudnt yoo disappeer in2 teh Maus CRAK insted?
**SCHMOO**
Ya kno I lubz ya, Maus!
Eggsellennnnt!
eggsalad? okai, heer ya go
*passed ’round trai of sordid sammiches*
So… how is NOM doing in my absence? Is Princess Mu taking good care of it?
Ohai Maus! Teh Princess Mu duzzint get tu cormint mutsh sins tehy blokt hur frum wurk !!
Yoo likey my noo eye-deer, Mastur?
Certainly, Minion. Yoinking men is better than yoinking… um… um… well… you know…
Talked owrselfs into a corner, haz we, EM?
**sneeks up behind Lungdoc**
Not sure, Doc. With the oxycodone, everything is a bit indistinked…
Halp! *Runsawaiwiffaslowness again*
*Peeks over shoulder*
Ohai Red!
YOINK!
do you want a shamwow or flannik?
**dragz Lungdoc to hur sekrit lair**
*waves merrily*
have fun red!
*Hmm. Ai seemz to be stuft hedfirst inna gunnysack. Halp?*
*ruyndz awp entyre krew adn dragz dem tu teh nawtee bayn*
heer. yu peeps plae een heer nauw. luks lyk derez eh lawt awf irunen nedez doen.
*putz Dr. Chickenman in “hawt tub”*
*adds some nice celery and carrots*
*pikks up end uv gunnee sakk an halps red carree lungdoc*
whut?? dis izzunt teh kynd uv halp yu wuz meening??
*Takes advantage of darkness in gunnysak to slip into mai krimefighting kostume…
CHIKKENNNMANN….
-bawkbawkbawkbawwwwwkkkk–
He’z everywair! He’z everywair!
—-
Gonna be surprized, iff ai ever getz outa this sak…*
*Gets dumpt owta gunnysak in NB, chikensuit adn all, adn goez to work ironin.
OOpsy. Gotta keep teh wingfethers offa teh hot iron.
Aifinkso it caught fire a littlol bit there…
Ai’m flapping, ai’m flapping…
*coff coff*
Maus! how are you?
One word: SHINGLES!
Pleh…
sorree!!! duz singlol malt scotch help?
Funny you should ask. I ran out of Vicodin today. Some (3 or 4 or… um.. nevermind…) fingers of Johnny Black and a beer were an adequate substitute…
*HICK*
Holdit, sumbunny stawp teh bublol machine! Teh hole bawlruum iz lathering upp wif bubblols! Adn nao I kannawt see teh kameraz. Here, let mii set teh accordion down on teh stage… Bear wif us, folkz, just a moment please. Gee, tehe tyme iz running owt adn wi havn’t evn playd teh polka…
datz egsaktely whut ai wuz finkin too
Or mebbe sum Shrimps Creole?
*BOOP*
NOM!!
An some blueberry crumble fer desert…
Comment allez vous, ma cherie?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaklonk!!!!!1
*briefly pops up from shwoon*
no fares!
*klonk*
You is owtta pwactice, gurl…
and *whose* fault is that, hmm?
What, wot??!
*Insider comment for Mary*
One of the cast members gave me a t-shirt that said the above of the front, and “I brake for Questing Beasts” on the back. A cherished memento…
lol! i imagine you wear it in full makeup?
Well… Only on special occasions.
TTFN, Mary. My meds say it’s time for beddy-bye. CYaL8R…
‘Nite, Maus! Get well wifakwikness!
eyez usly juszt lurk, but (hehe!) mizn uz mausy! my dad cat and mom n law had da shingles, iz da pleh!!! takes care.
owie.
*tastetaste soss on noes*
roumalade soss? needs a lil more horse wadish.
cumfee kitteh iz … cumfee!
tuks iz dri-klene aownlee, kitteh!
But teh bubblolz baff nawt so bad akshully.
I din’t noez u wuz deh bubblol baf sorta guy, WRr!!
Dependz awn hoo ai gitz tu share wif.
O.o
Oh, noze! nawt kitteh nudul soop agen!
Hoo gotz teh Mr. Bubble?
Dave…Tinycat, I lufs ur littlol kitteh wif his gweenish shirt an santa hat. Iz teh cewtist. Is ur kitteh?
Ohai Ozcatmum! Iz a classic lol. Clik dis:
Dr Tinycat
him yoosed to be davehasnokitteh, tehn we desided him can haz dr. tinycat.
Intrestin! Didnawt kno dat bit of Cheezland historii. Fanks, lunarmommy!
Fanks frum mi tuu, LM !!
Fanks 4.5K an LM. Himz cewtist kitteh aroun. Shhh. Doan tell mai kittehs I sed taht!!
*kitteh haz a suprize*
Shut teh doar, aim nekkid in here!!!!
* PB cuvvers hannd ober himz ize !! Reechez fur towlol … !! *
Tahtz nawt a towl !!
Tukksee Kitteh habz
brandz noo Curlz Up Playss dat habz
an ekksellent vyoo!
Tukksee Kitteh beez
jusst fyne as lawng az Hewminz
no addz Cleer Wet Stuff!!
Tukksee Kitteh lubz
shynee Kitchunn. It habz t3h
bessest smellz arowndz!!!
Jack.
*puuls owt bubblol wand an bloes bubblols*
Fill this up with rice and we’ll be fine
Izza Tux kitteh!
*SPLORT*
*Wanderz in after a looong day….
Oh deer, a splort viktim so late in deh day… lemmeee siii if i kin finding deh CCC…… oh, heer it izzz.
*Skwee, skweee, skweeee, klunk. Skwee, skwee, skwee, klunk.*
Deh CCC seemz tew b needing sum wheel maintnens.
ok, lemmee see now. Dis b lukingz like a serius splort.
Sweeping up deh braynez….
Just sweepin up deh braynez…
sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet….
well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere.
I think awl…. mebbeee most….
ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
tug, tug, tug.
now u just haz dis chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
*leaves extra duckee tapez fer KKC* *shoots KKC wiff extra portion ov anti-splort vaccine, (still in developmentlol stage)*
OH NOES!!!!….. Ah fikkz kwikk!
Ohai, K_K_C!
Braykz owtz ‘Braynee~Akk~Vakk’
andz cleenz up beeg mess!
Poarz Braynz bakk wayr dayz
beelawngz. Buddurr~Fly Band ~Aydz
maykes itz awwwwllll Prittee!!
Fyndz CHRG
andz pullz itz daown TYTE!! Luukz 4
strrrrrretchee Bunjee Coardz !!!
Awllso habz Dukk Taype
2 hoaldz CHRG snugg.
Rappz Bunjee Coardz
Andz Dukkt Tayp rowndz andz
rowndz. Habz Froazinn Milkee Wayz
andz hawt Iee Bryte Tee!
Awllso habz Iess Bawkz
M&Mz andz ‘Roal~O’z 2
helpz U feelz bettah!!
Rappz Floofee Blankitt
rowndz K_K_C andz cawllz
Dawkturr TyneeCatz!!!
Jack.
Tank u all!
Ai! A hawttub soke sownds soooo gud rite naow!!!!
Oh an an and! *ahem* Ai has noo piccies ai uploded dat needz sum lolz capshuns!! Funneh peeple attak~!!
Oh mai, dey b keeeeewwwwwttttt!!!!
I putz deh linkee heer fur u.
Dubbl, dubbl, toil an trubbl,
Fire burn an caldron bubbl! *witchee cakel is heerd* heh heh heh heh !!!
o.O
ur not *whispurrs* cooking that kitteh ar u?!?!
Noes! Nebber!!!
furst glug-glug. in adition to happi purfum then twinnkle taim♪ …. ..uhm